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 Bored...
	Bored...I'm listening to dara O'Briain and pretending to work. what comedians do you like?
alt: what are you wearing?
altalt: oily massage?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:43, 152 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
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(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)
 Jim Jeffries
	Jim JeffriesAlt: Lycra, latex, leather and excessive amounts of oil-based lubricants.
altalt: No thanks, I'm already well-greased
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)
 Afternoon.
	Afternoon.I like quite a lot of the younger comedians that are around these days. Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy, Chris Ramsay, and most of the ones you see on TV.
I also like Mickey Flanagan, John Bishop (yeah, i said it), Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, ...
Actually, this is just a really boring list of famous people.
Alt: fuck off, you weird pervert.
AltAlt: see above.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)
 Mickey Flanagan is a cunt of the deepest depths
	Mickey Flanagan is a cunt of the deepest depthsBishop...well we've covered that all i can say is I'm disappointed in you
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
 Oh god.
	Oh god.If only I cared about your opinion, that would cut deeply.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)
 When someone funnier than Norman Collier comes along, I'll start watching comedy again
	When someone funnier than Norman Collier comes along, I'll start watching comedy againalt: Plentiful vestments
altalt: Thankyou no....I don't like being touched.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
 Plus
	Plusif you put your arms inside, you can probably have a quick fiddle without anyone noticing.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
 See? B3th gets it!
	See? B3th gets it!With a bit of strategic positioning over a drain, I could piss in public and no one would know.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)
 you know what i do for a living, right?
	you know what i do for a living, right?black suit, black jumper, grey tights, black heels. sigh.
altalt: having one at the spa on saturday ACTUALLY. but thanks for offering.
i hope they don't do happy endings. i swear the woman who does waxing at my local salon sometimes tries to slip everyone the finger.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)
 I always wonder about women who do waxing
	I always wonder about women who do waxingand nurses who do smears.
You couldn't pay me enough to go rooting around in someone else's knickers.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)
 i wonder how they dare do it the first time
	i wonder how they dare do it the first timei mean, you are smearing boiling hot wax onto someone's very delicate bits and then ripping it off to take their hair out at the roots. that is nerve racking stuff right there. apart from all the shit that you don't want to see, also right there.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)
 I imagine if you panic the first time you just pour the hot wax right up her chuffter and then run out while everyone's screaming
	I imagine if you panic the first time you just pour the hot wax right up her chuffter and then run out while everyone's screaming(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
 imagine getting it off again once it's set
	imagine getting it off again once it's setshudder
i once sent bailiffs into an acupuncture place. the therapists shat themselves and ran, so the bailiffs wandered around securing goods, doing what bailiffs do best. after a while, a curtain opened, and a naked man wandered out, stuck chock-full of needles somewhere, asking plaintively when his therapist would be back to take them out.....
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
 Just bath your lowers in some cold water, then hop out, squat over a mixing bowl and push, you'll soon give birth to a beautiful wax baby
	Just bath your lowers in some cold water, then hop out, squat over a mixing bowl and push, you'll soon give birth to a beautiful wax baby(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
 They take them off first I think
	They take them off first I thinkYou don't have to lean them against a wall while you stuff a hand down their pants
I mean you can
but you don't have to
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)
 not necessarily
	not necessarilysome places make you pull them to one side, some places give you paper ones, some make you wave everything nekkid in the breeze.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)
 I would've thought having anything on there would just get in the way of a good WACS
	I would've thought having anything on there would just get in the way of a good WACSbut I dunno I always just do mine with a lighter and a baby bio squirter full of brandy
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)
 There's a more bare than bare? How nude is it possible to go? Do they take off the top few layers of skin too, like a hyperactive grave digger?
	There's a more bare than bare? How nude is it possible to go? Do they take off the top few layers of skin too, like a hyperactive grave digger?(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
 i was going to describe what she does then
	i was going to describe what she does thenbut have thought better of it. let's just say, she's a wrong'un.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)
 every time
	every timeyou say this with surprise
how's momobird? have you got him a new egg to fuck rather furtively for easter?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
 he didn't really
	he didn't reallyi told him not to contact me again. which has worked for... 6 days now.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
 have you ever got the feeling that you're completely wasting your time with him ...
	have you ever got the feeling that you're completely wasting your time with him ...(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
 6 days? What the actual fuck?
	6 days? What the actual fuck? Thought he'd got the heave months ago - again.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
 he did
	he didhe came back
he heaved
he came back
i heaved
he came back
lather, rinse, repeat
but this time it's OVER.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
 i wasn't 100% sure what a blurter was
	i wasn't 100% sure what a blurter wasit could refer to one of a number of orifices, surely?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)
 The use of "everyone" in your last paragraph
	The use of "everyone" in your last paragraphmakes me think that you sit around in the waiting room with strangers going "does she try to finger you, too? wierd, innit?"
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
 I don't really 'like' comedians, they all seem a bit regrettable after the first 'oh hey this guy is funny' euphoria wears off
	I don't really 'like' comedians, they all seem a bit regrettable after the first 'oh hey this guy is funny' euphoria wears offalt: black pants, one red sock one grey sock, brown boots, black jeans, green t-shirt.
altalt: no u
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)
 Ross Noble, John Bishop, Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Billy Connolly, Bill Bailey
	Ross Noble, John Bishop, Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Billy Connolly, Bill BaileyAlt: White striped shirt, black trousers, shoes.
AltAlt: Not from you.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)
 another vote for john Bishop, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
	another vote for john Bishop, what the fuck is wrong with you people?(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)
 Being a bit of a lefty
	Being a bit of a leftyI tend to go and see comedians like Marcus Brigstocke, Chris Addison, and Jeremy Hardy. All of whom are great. So Neeeerrrrrrr
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)
 I like Marcus Brigstocke, Addison is a prick, jeremy hardy is quite funny in a smug sort of way
	I like Marcus Brigstocke, Addison is a prick, jeremy hardy is quite funny in a smug sort of way(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)
 Jaremy hardy talks to the nation...
	Jaremy hardy talks to the nation......Is the funniest thing on radio. Trufax
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
 Manning, Carson, Reid, Bowen, Cricket, O'Connor, Bennett, Abbot.
	Manning, Carson, Reid, Bowen, Cricket, O'Connor, Bennett, Abbot.All the greats really.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
 Russell Brand
	Russell Brand *hides*
Rugby top and jeans.
Never played rubgy past school.
Slippery nipple
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
 The Bristol Evening Post
	The Bristol Evening PostIs reporting that Katie Price is getting married tomorrow in Weston Super Mare.
I wonder if she'll go on the pier or invite B3th.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
 lol
	lolhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/7693_10151399131149370_1869561690_n.jpg
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
 it's the fucking 21st century, how can people not know basic HTML
	it's the fucking 21st century, how can people not know basic HTMLyou lot will be asking how to format text in MS Word next
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
 O'Briain is pretty good
	O'Briain is pretty goodOlder Eddie Izzard and Bill Bailey stuff.
Alt: Jeans, T-shirt, jumper. The T-shirt is a Line one, so that's OK.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
 I'm not sure about these new 'alternative' comedians like them.
	I'm not sure about these new 'alternative' comedians like them.It's all 'poo-poo' this and 'willy' that.
What's wrong with good old family entertainment like Les Dennis and Dustin Gee?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)
 Yeh! One about how Peter Cook was better than any of this modern shit
	Yeh! One about how Peter Cook was better than any of this modern shit(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
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