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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Greatest action movie ever?
Anyone want some apple pie? I'm having some apple pie.

DIY,you any good? Had any disasters?

EDIT for tangles: favourite hemp based japes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:29, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Good question
Demolition Man and Running Man are among my favourites. Bit of sci-fi in there too, but good movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I'm thinking Predator maybe
It's got to be 80's or early ninties
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Ah, of course
Aliens too. Shit, now I come to think of it...there are 100's.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Crank, just for the lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Predator, if only for the one liners in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Con Air has it's merits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I enjoy everything about that film that isn't Nicolas Cage.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Con Air is one of the campest films I have ever seen, and I watch A LOT of gay porn.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'll see your 'Con-Air'...

And raise you 'Top Gun'.

Hardly a minute goes by without some high fiving, semi naked homo-erotica.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Demolition Man is great fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Ronin, Leon or Die Hard.
I can't choose between them :(

I am excellent at DIY. Naturally good with my hands, you see. Not only are they registered as deadly weapons in thirteen countries, but they're also the hands of a master artisan.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

artisan bater
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Acheivement 90G unlocked: 10,000 Wank Jokes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Thats a click from me
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
DIE HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made cottage pie in ramekins for dinner. it is fucking DELICIOUS.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
did you make it with tomatoes?
this is importnat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Escape to Victory.
Apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese please.

I am terrible at DIY, yet managed to strip, repair, sand, stain and varnish my lounge floor last year. It took me about five days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
NSFW! Fotzen Pump Extrem NSFW!
NSFW! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Why did I google that at work?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Because you REALLY wanted your boss to see the bit where the lady uses the pump on her bumhole,
and ends up with about 12 inches of rectal tube flopping about outside her like the bit in Aliens when the Alien Queen's eggtube gets ripped in half?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
can someone please write a 10 minute presentation for me on client engagement please?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Well you need a ring to start with

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
yeah sure
Send me the brief, yeah? I'm a highly skilled copywriter dontcha know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
If I'm not doing my own work, what makes you think I'll do yours?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
"dear client"
"in the words of the immortal philosopher, Beyonce Giselle Knowles, 'if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it' "

"I hope that helps, love Badmons xxx"

Make sure you do it in comic sans and that you animate each of the three bullet points coming in, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
perfect!
I'll go and get some clip art now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
John Woo's "Hard Boiled" you filmwrongers
I could murder some apple and cinnamon crumble

DIY I'm very good but normally get someone in to do it

Edit: The fabulous furry freak brothers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I've had that on my shelf for fucking years, really need to watch it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I like John Woo stuff

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Majority of his American films seem a bit shit though, Face/Off being the best.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
i quite like face/off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Same, but his others just aren't great films
Hard Target, Broken Arrow, Mission Impossible II, Paycheck are all pretty poor films.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
i like the creepy face strokes they do

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Die Hard, Aliens, Terminator 2, and whilst it's not in the same league, I did enjoy Expendables 2
Alt: No, I know I'm shit, so I avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Action 'movies' are for children.
Alt: I don't DIM - I pay other people to do that sort of thing.

EDIT for me: I really enjoy rolling the dried buds of the female plant into cigarettes and smoking them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
wouldn't you need to smoke a joint the size of telegraph pole to get high with hemp?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_(etymology)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
blcoked at work
I realise they are the same family of plant, I was just sayin like
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
No, no you are quite correct.
Hemp does more commonly refer to strains of the cannabis plant that have been specifically bred to have very low levels of THC.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Did an action movie touch you on the bot bot when you were a child or something?
Cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Edit:Pervert

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I don't think I could choose between Predator or Die Hard.
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

I put together a bookshelf that was alright, until we had a party and I fell into it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I don't really like Predator.
I mean, it's ok, but I just really get it.

That guy, right? The guy. That one. He cuts down half the rainforest with that minigun. You know, the General Electric M134 minigun that fires 50 7.62 rounds a second?

Nicks the Predator. Little scratch. I don't get that. You know?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Right the Predator yeah? He's like, well good
So he gets out the way
Cos he's well good
At being a predator
And an alien
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
so unrealistic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I wouldn't tell that guy though.
He can run around a rainforest with a gun that normally requires mounting to a helicopter.

Plus he wears a bad ass hat. Never argue with a man that wears a bad ass hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
"asshat"
pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
yeah, a film about a murderous shape-shifting camoflagued alien
really falls down on the realism of the level of damage created by a specific projectile weapon, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Phew, I thought I'd overstepped the mark.
But since I've now got a bona fide scientist onside, nobody can doubt how totally correct I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
that's the...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Sometimes people need clarification. Especially the asshats.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Die Hard

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Is this your film choice, or an instruction to Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I'm not sure if it counts as an action movie, but Leon.
DIY? yeah, pretty good. built three kitchens now, laid floors, re-done gardens. In the current place I've made some built-in furniture from scratch as nothing you can buy fits and custom stuff is stupidly expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
do you ever make your own croissants?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Do I fucking look French?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I tried to fix my toilet
long story short, I ended up having the bathroom completely remodelled and had to have central heating installed. So a quick fix job that should've cost very little, ended up costing me more than 5k. Prick, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
damn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
It just snowballed.
To be fair, I didn't need to do all that work...it just seemed like the right time to do it. Replacing a toilet....might as well replace the lot....need better water pressure...might as well get a boiler in the loft...and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
You'd probably have had to do it anyway, though.
Your little job just identified bigger problems.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Well, exactly
Glad we did it. The bathroom was awful the way it was. Now it's all modern and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Morning fuckwits
Avengers, obviously. Although if you want a proper balls-to-the-wall action blowout the only real contenders are Aliens, Predator and Die Hard.

NEXT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Hi Darf

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Morning 2H
That's your new name, right there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Morning Darth

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Hello Two Flats
How are you this fine morning?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
A bit hungover
I celebrated a bit last night. Flat! Aaah-ah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Just worked out who you are
Congratulations sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Thankee koindly young marster

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
avengers is too much cgi to qualify

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I'm inclined to agree actually
The last half hour is just ludicrously good but, yeah, most of it ain't there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
You and I mostly agree, it seems

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Shit man
That never happens
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
No love for Ronin :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Unrealistic
No-one does any fighting in France, not once foreigners with guns show up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Best car chase in any film, ever.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
incorrect
best car chase is Herbie goes bananans
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

is Herbie goes bananans The Blues Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
strikethrough fail
damn your ninja fingers.

The Blues Brothers is one of the worst films ever made, FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
*sniff* Don't know what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
I'm not falling for that line
Blues Brother is a fucking classic
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
The car chase was bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Well it was no Smokey and the Bandit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
i genuine do not like it
it's stupid and pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
It's 106 miles to Chicago
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and you're a bent spastic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
COMEDY GOLD
Man you're well good at this
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I bet it's not worse than Blues Brothers 2000.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
There's no arguing with this here logic right here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)
You fucking spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
it is shit, naff all story, shit acting, stupid "car chase"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)
This is true
But I don't think AA was talking about the film, more making a statement
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Bit of both, really

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Apart from the French Connection
and Bullitt
and The Love Bug
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
and the italian job remake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
The car chase in the original Italian Job was filmed in Coventry, fact fans.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Well, the bit in the sewer was.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Or Coventry, as it is known

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Yeah, I meant that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Superman three was partially filmed in Milton Keynes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Treworgey prick

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I thought that was Superman IV?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Shut up

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Bit less iconic, that's all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)
+ The Blues Brothers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
French Connection was alright, it wins points for being filmed live on a road open to the public.
Those crashes were actual crashes with members of the public, you know.

Bullitt sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Yeah I read Cracked.com too ;-)
Saying "Bullitt sucks" makes you a homosexual.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Hah, yeah, I did read that article, but it's all over the internet if you care to look.
Bullitt is shit. I hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I particularly liked the bit in that article about Buster Keaton

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Keaton was nails.
I had no idea those stunts were real.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)
The title of that piece summed it up
"Buster Keaton just didn't give a fuck"

Can't believe he broke his neck and didn't feel it. He was literally a spangly outfit away from being Captain America.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Have a good song about Buster Keaton:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMmm9iFGI9U&feature=player_detailpage#t=110s
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Bullitt is excellent but you need to count hubcaps and VW Beetles during the car chase

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)
It's been a while since I watched Bullitt
The things that stick out for me are the opening credits with that great Lalo Schifrin score, Robert Vaughn being sleazy/Robert Vaughn something about witness protection and the car chase. I think I still have it on VHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Everyone prefers the little gay one that died.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Ronin is fucking cool
Apart from De Niro pronouncing Hereford as Hearford

Plus the Irish bird is hot
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I AMBUSHED YOU WIDDA CWUP O CWARFEE
Wasn't the Irish woman Neeson's wife that bought the farm on a ski slope a while back? Something Richardson.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I'm gonna throw Heat into the mix

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Heat has the best gunfight on film
but holy fuck does it drag on.

Also: Val Kilmer's hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I really like it
When De Niro and Pacino really want to act, they ACT!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Heat is excellent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I wish, it's bloody freezing in here today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)
GREAT ASS!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Thanks - I've been working out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)
"Short time" has a good car chase
www.youtube.com/watch?v=od9CwkXSPfc

Tee hee, the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
is that when he is trying to escape the polski police?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I GET THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE2i08S3YeY

Nahhhh some cop needs to die on the job to collect the insurance, the hospital has diagnosed him (incorrectly) with terminal cancer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)
The Long Riders is the best gin fight on film
HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
mmmmm
gin fight
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)
its just 2 middle aged women crying and throwing shoes around

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Heat is an excellent film, but would you really call it an 'action' film?
I think that cheapens it, somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
why is your girlfriend racist? are you a racist too ? I understand that there's only reallywhite chavs in congleton, is that it?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
alright Lighters
Ms Antichrist is a racist? Oh dear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
yer, darth mention in passing that she were facebooking about the country being over run with gooks pakis and niggers taking all the good jobs meaning that her boyfriend had to refill staplers and empty bins for a job

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)
typical working class northerner

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
yeah, working, good one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
yeah, like anyone spending all day on here is working, good one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Natasha.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
The Irish bird in Ronin is the one out of that Californication thing
Where Fox Mulder writes novels named after Slayer albums and drives a car.

Not the dead Richardson, she was in other stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
yeah, I was just naming Neeson's missus.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
It's like a really good bacon sandwich
You really enjoy it. Then it's over. Then you realise Shorn Born/Seen Been died again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)
this is lol
www.getrollie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)
What?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
unemployed and mental people like to buy stuff from the tv that seems like a good idea at the time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I'm sure even you have some sort of kitchen gadget in the back of a cupboard.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Bread makers are shit TRUEFAX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
They are useful in that you can have fresh bread in the morning
otherwise, you're better off just using an oven.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
No the bread is alway to heavy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
can be, you can fix it with better yeast and stuff though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
It's much cheaper and easier just to bake your own
The one nice thing about them was coming downstairs on a sunday morning and smelling freshly baked bread
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
yeah that was my point,

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
i've got a thing that spins and cuts shit up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I've got at least three of those :(

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Have you tried chopping up Ferro Liquid? What happens?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
That's a negative. I'm unsullied by crap from QVC. I've got a kitchen full of useful stuff that I never use if thats of any help
my dishwasher still has all the foam infills and free powder stuff inside
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
maybe tomorrow you'll settle down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
*littlest hobos*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
that extra lolz cost you
I hope you've learned from this, hh.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
:(
I'm glad I'm not the only one that read it to that music
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Littlest Hobololz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Oh dear god, your broken home gets worst and worst.
SURBURBAN NIGHTMARE
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

NIGHTMARE COMMANDO

Now THERE'S an action film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Anal Cumsluts 17: This Time It's Personal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Santantango
Nah, like many have mentioned before on this thread I have to pick my traditional Christmas Eve staple..Home Alone Die Hard. Hard Boiled is another good choice someone else mentioned. Speed is a very effective action film, great pacing. The definition of an action film can get a bit fuzzy so whereas some might include Raiders of The Lost Ark, The Matrix or Enter The Dragon, others mightn't. Fuck it, I vote for Leonard Part 6.

I like apple pie.

I installed my own kitchen which stood the test of time for a good 10 years. Functional but not too pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I'd never heard of Leonard Part 6
Looks AWESOME!!!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
You are a pre-gutted me holding a chunky VHS box in a rental shop circa 1989 AICMFP
Regular 6pm viewings of The Cosby Show on Channel 4 have a lot to answer for. Except Angel Heart, no problems here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
It's no Ghost Dad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I'll take "What is the most common reaction of viewers of The Sixth Sense?" please Alex.

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Needs MOAR Blues Brothers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
*breaks your watch*

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)
*orders four fried chickens and a coke*
Chicken Thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)
THEY'RE REMAKING POINT BREAK!
www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=37114
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I want this remake to not happen so much..
..it's like ass in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I can't decide whether the exclamation mark here is out of joy or disgust
but I know which one I want it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
The latter.
I presume this meets your wishes?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I dunno about that.
but it's probably better than the former.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
What on earth for?
REMAKE THE WARRIORS YOU STUPID IDIOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)
THIS GUY WINS THE INTERNET TODAY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

THE WARRIORS FILMS THAT WERE FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
GRITTY REBOOT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Adventure Time

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Christ my head hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
bump it on the coffee table last night?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
MORNING BATTS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Eurgh. I am 'working from the hotel' today. Which means I went back to bed at 9am and woke up half an hour ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Sack the sick bitch from yesterday
that will cheer you up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Saw this and thought of you xxx
www.creepycupid.com/text/161
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I bet its the asian one
I thought of Batts when I read that

EDIT: I was wrong, the 4th one down made me think of Batts
www.creepycupid.com/best
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Noooope

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Read my edit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Haha, found your one
www.creepycupid.com/text/173
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

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