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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what word/phrase do you hate most?
alt: what's the best compliment you've ever had?

altalt: what are you stuffing down your fat throat today then?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
higgledy piggledy
alt: I like your sexo

altalt: my own penis
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
shush and tell us about momo today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
he's just fluttered onto my desk, picked up a plastic bag full of 20mm glass time delay fuses and was doubtless intnending to crack them like walnuts until I intervened

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
right, so the harmless tray for a nice bath gets rejected in fear and loathing
but the glass that could kill him if he swallowed it is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
his utter disregard for all logic is part of his charm though

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
and he's very handsome

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

www.ekmpowershop27.com/ekmps/shops/buriramphur/spectacled-parrotlets--proven-pairs-6352-p.asp
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
OMG
WANT WANT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Management bullshit bingo words
Alt:
I can't think of one :o(

AltAlt:
Amstel in about 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I may stretch to a cheese toastie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
You'll need a pint for when you burn your mouth then
I felt guilty because The Boston bombings reminded me that I needed a new slow cooker.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
alright rachelswipe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
alright dozerinolollopolloozamonackie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
get a room you two

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
woah
I like your style, direct approach and that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Any corporate bollocks phrase
especially "going forward", which is meaningless unless time can also run backwards.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
your thinking is not very blue sky today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
'Elo!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I'm running a social media workshop tomorrow.
I'll be deploying as many corporate bollocks phrases as I humanly can.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
It's the only language they understand

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
The last time a Rep. came at me with that bollocks
I frog marched him out of the office and told him to "FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK CLEAR AND CONCISE ENGLISH"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
the CEO will be there, he'll be well impressed at the business lingo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
You mean he'll nod knowingly whilst cribbing all the best ones for his next presentation.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Needs more roundhouse kicks and supermodel girlfriends.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
I heard that Piston's got something for you to stuff down your throat.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
oh man
I heard this one time he fell asleep with his lad right in a lady's front bottom
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
I heard that he had full sexual intercourse with rachelswipe on several occasions

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

full sexual intercourse with a bowel movement on
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I heard that it was the best she'd ever had.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
that's funny, I heard she was the worst he'd had, but he kept plugging away on the offchance she'd improve.
She didn't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
that's absolutely true, piston had full penetrative intercourse with rachelswipe on several occasions, as proven by the fact that it is widely believed on the internet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
poor old piston
the fact is, the actual b3tan in question is a million times less cool
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
less cool than piston?
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
ERROR ERROR ERROR
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
believe it, baby

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
SUPERMATT?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
MAKE IT GO AWAY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I still cant see why broadsword tapped that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
that's cos the sexy bits are in the break between pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
What is it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
broadswords ex 'Sammi'
Gonz still pines after her
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
This subthread is making me feel beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
we're all feeling beautiful right now

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234

Basically, the whole section entitled 'Sammi'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4602581
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Oh my
She's special
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6976920
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Jesus.
I thought broadsy was an old soak/drugswrong, but... Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Just say no kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
careful, chompy might have to explain to his boss why he's in the matrix instead of working

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Clickin dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
there's a cool cachet to being a child rapist
gary glitters still cool
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Supermatt is a child rapist

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
he travels down their internet connection to get to them

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
The sickest burn of all :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
LET THE RECORDS SHOW THAT RACHELSWIPE FUCKED FAT AUSSIE SEXPEST R*NG*FYRE

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
dunno, if she's fucking people less cool than piston, she might've had a go on davew27

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I met him at Dr When's birthday a couple months back.
I say 'met', he was pointed out to me by someone else whilst he said and played on his PSVita.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Did you have to make car noises for him to notice you?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I swear, you could have cut the fucker in half and it would have read 'the internet' through him like stick of rock.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
ent that Damien as well?
spangolin never got over him dumping her did she ?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Christ, he was one greasy, sleazy fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
still better than the reality. the records may show this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Oh no, not TRL?
No wonder BGB killed himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Ha ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Oh man, you could totally put that into a sitcom, if you were writing one.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
i know, right
just imagine if you had a harmless little hobby to take you away from the endless tedium of drafting legal advice. that would be some serious crazy shit going down right there, man!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I'm not sure fucking b3tans counts as a hobby
certainly not harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Tasty. Eatery.
Alt: Unfortunately it's not really something I can repeat in public. I was pretty chuffed, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
you've texted to me at least 15 times
it's still not true
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
You're not public.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
this is true
damn
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
'nice cardigan'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
cardigRan

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
So far the only one to admit liking it is og
the others are merely making fun because they lack neither the confidence, nor the sartorial acumen to wear similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
That's time at the bar.
Can't be arsed to answer the alts. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I don't hate words, just ones that are applied incorrectly
At work now anytime anyone asks a question, it's referred to as a 'callout'. IT'S A FUCKING QUESTION

alt: a girl told me that she was 'surprised I don't have a girlfriend because I'm so fun'. I liked that. Despite it being nonsense.

altalt: BURGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
you know who else are fun, circus freaks

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Alt: that I am a good father.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
your kid looks like you
i'm sure this constitutes child abuse
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Did you see the pics on FB of her in the park?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
stop whoring out your kids

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
It's best to start the revenue generation as early as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
yep
i thought, ahhhhhh.

then i thought, eeeeeeow battered.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
is she taller than him yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I wonder if she's inherited the massive penis you claim to own.
Probably. These things are genetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
is that the one attached to his head ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Like a Shetland Unicorn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I'm suggesting his innocent little nipper
is in fact a elephant-cocked transgender.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
thats why he's saving to protect her at private school

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
it's not like he'd send her to kilburn comp cos then he wouldn't be a massive hypocrite like all those labour mps

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I am very happy to be hypocritical in order for my daughter to have the best possible education.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
people like you should be banned from voting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
alright tory boy, calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
all sanctimonious when it suits, but when push comes to shove, he'll trample over anyone in his way to get what's best for him and his family

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
the spirit of thatcher is strong in battered

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
he makes me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

duca rec


tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Clever idea. Since they only go in for buggery at those place, nobody will notice her phallus
until she hits puberty and starts getting uncontrollable erections in woodworking class that make people point and laugh and oh god it scars you for life, somebody hold me
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Fucking hell Kroney that's below the belt
Wait, the other one………….ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

th rt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

good
drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Like most of the board here, Rep. talk pisses me off.
Alt: apparently I’m still a bit dishy

Altalt: after the last thread I’ve lost my appetite
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Oh God - Osborne is blubbing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
prolly realsied how much shit he;s in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Going, going...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Why's Cameron brought an air stewardess along?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Frankly I don't think the two of them are taking it seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Unlike that miserable ginger bitch behind them
who looks like she's never been anything but serious her entire life.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Professional mourner, I bet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Oh, it's Gid's missus.
Probably would, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Go right ahead, I certainly won't be competing against you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I'll probably wait 'til after the funeral.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
swipe hasn't posted ina while...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
NO PICS ON OFF TOPIC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Gone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
He looks like he sat on a splinter
and is too desperately polite to move or cry out.

What a man!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I shouldn't lol just at his face
Yet here we are
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
POSTING PICS ON OFF TOPIC IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN IN THE FAQ.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
it's troo I red it in the faq:

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
This settles it then.
Anyone posting pictures has to be stepped immediately.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Are those his old primary school shoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
i might get a kit kat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Old news:
www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00051522.html
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
at the end of the day.
I hate it, and catch myself using it a lot. Stupid words.

Alt: I dunno.
Altalt: sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
see also: I turned around and...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
And "to be fair".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I use that one a lot, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
And tbh.
I ent even lying to you, bruv.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
let's summarise.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Imagineering. And people talking about a business "space"
Alt: An employer once said he found my natural honesty endearing.

Altalt: Burrito with hot bastard sauce and extra jalapenos.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
gizz-us a snog you Mexican breath monster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
It's fucking hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
that was a polite way of calling you stoopid
hthxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Or that I lack tact.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
You were pissed at the time, right?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Legless.
Cheers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I've never really thought of you as a drunk corpulant blundering buffoon before, but now that you mention it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
i didn't think you'd met anyone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
It's like he knows the real me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I feel a deep and unbreakable bond with many people on this board

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
words can paint pictures you know

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I thought that was the music of GY!BE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
this is a musical reference I get that, I don't know what it means though
What do you make of psys new musical video for 'gentlemen' featureing the 'buttdance' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This is an internet craze reference, I get that.
I was referring to your favourite post-rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor, who I think inspired the 'painting pictures with sounds' quotation.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
You must have me confused with plumdozer god forbid, I have never listen to made a reference to the musical band in question
weetwetwdchthxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I no dat
What on earth is 'weetwetwdchthxx' when it's at home?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
It's remarkable how he manages to gain a true feel of a man, just from his online posts, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I reckon i could pick you out of a crowd, wihtout even meeting you
I feel you, you know? FEEL you inside me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
you touch my inner child

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
^^ MANLY ^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Like Swipe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
^^BONDAI^^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
^^BANZAI^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
"No offence, but [offensive statement]" Makes me want to set that person on fire.
Alt: Someone called likened me to a professional, in a good way. I felt sorry for them.

Altalt: I had a sandwich filled with reheated roast garlic, herb and lemon chicken that I cooked on sunday, lettuce, mayonnaise on both slices of seeded brown bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
No offence Alan, but you are a stain on the soul of humanity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
A cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity, shurely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
A weeping sore on the fetid scrotum of humanity's lowest dregs.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
No offence, but I quite like the colour green

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I'm not racist but, I've run out of hula hoops

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I was going to buy some Spicy Tomato Snaps
I may get Beef Hula Hoops now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
What about Wotsits?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
whats what?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Do what in the what now?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBnkjK9LbjA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Not being racist, but when's the next bus coming along?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
"Not being funny but"
Alt: Not into pretty boys, I prefer guys like you (a female friend said that to me years ago...I fell totally in love with her for that).

Altalt: Dunno...ought to sort something out really.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
did you get to put your winky in her foof?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Nah, I was with Mrs Hats at the time
Didn't mean I didn't want to though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
they could have done some clam jousting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I TOTALLY should've suggested that at the time
Nothing ventured, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Stupid cock-blocking other halves.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
INORITE?
All ruining my sexy fun times and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Getting a bit quiet on here.
Would anybody like to hear about the two separate times I dodged speeding tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I just went downstairs to get a kit kat but instead got a free cookie
Everything is turning up Van Damm
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Damme.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Needs MOAR
Treworgey Tree Fayre 1989
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
My Amazone is fucking full of that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Oh, I think I found that missing e you left off "Damm"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
lole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
By having a legally functioning speedo like everyone else?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Kroney in speedos should be illegal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I'm now imagining a hairy and sweaty manatee in a thong and aviators

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
or Kroney on holiday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
THAT'S THE VERY ADVERT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Told you i could feel you8

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
There's an advert very like that on telly at the moment.
The man in that is my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

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