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what word/phrase do you hate most?
alt: what's the best compliment you've ever had?

altalt: what are you stuffing down your fat throat today then?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
higgledy piggledy
alt: I like your sexo

altalt: my own penis
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
shush and tell us about momo today

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
he's just fluttered onto my desk, picked up a plastic bag full of 20mm glass time delay fuses and was doubtless intnending to crack them like walnuts until I intervened

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
right, so the harmless tray for a nice bath gets rejected in fear and loathing
but the glass that could kill him if he swallowed it is fine.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
his utter disregard for all logic is part of his charm though

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
and he's very handsome

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

www.ekmpowershop27.com/ekmps/shops/buriramphur/spectacled-parrotlets--proven-pairs-6352-p.asp
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
OMG
WANT WANT WANT
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Management bullshit bingo words
Alt:
I can't think of one :o(

AltAlt:
Amstel in about 5 mins
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I may stretch to a cheese toastie

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
You'll need a pint for when you burn your mouth then
I felt guilty because The Boston bombings reminded me that I needed a new slow cooker.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
alright rachelswipe

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
alright dozerinolollopolloozamonackie

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
get a room you two

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
woah
I like your style, direct approach and that
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Any corporate bollocks phrase
especially "going forward", which is meaningless unless time can also run backwards.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
your thinking is not very blue sky today

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
'Elo!

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I'm running a social media workshop tomorrow.
I'll be deploying as many corporate bollocks phrases as I humanly can.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
It's the only language they understand

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
The last time a Rep. came at me with that bollocks
I frog marched him out of the office and told him to "FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK CLEAR AND CONCISE ENGLISH"
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
the CEO will be there, he'll be well impressed at the business lingo

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
You mean he'll nod knowingly whilst cribbing all the best ones for his next presentation.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Needs more roundhouse kicks and supermodel girlfriends.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
I heard that Piston's got something for you to stuff down your throat.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
oh man
I heard this one time he fell asleep with his lad right in a lady's front bottom
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
I heard that he had full sexual intercourse with rachelswipe on several occasions

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

full sexual intercourse with a bowel movement on
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I heard that it was the best she'd ever had.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
that's funny, I heard she was the worst he'd had, but he kept plugging away on the offchance she'd improve.
She didn't.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
that's absolutely true, piston had full penetrative intercourse with rachelswipe on several occasions, as proven by the fact that it is widely believed on the internet

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
poor old piston
the fact is, the actual b3tan in question is a million times less cool
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
less cool than piston?
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
ERROR ERROR ERROR
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
believe it, baby

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
SUPERMATT?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
MAKE IT GO AWAY

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I still cant see why broadsword tapped that

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
that's cos the sexy bits are in the break between pictures

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
What is it?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
broadswords ex 'Sammi'
Gonz still pines after her
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
This subthread is making me feel beautiful.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
we're all feeling beautiful right now

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234

Basically, the whole section entitled 'Sammi'.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4602581
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Oh my
She's special
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6976920
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Jesus.
I thought broadsy was an old soak/drugswrong, but... Jesus.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Just say no kids.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
careful, chompy might have to explain to his boss why he's in the matrix instead of working

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Clickin dis.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
there's a cool cachet to being a child rapist
gary glitters still cool
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Supermatt is a child rapist

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
he travels down their internet connection to get to them

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
The sickest burn of all :'(

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
LET THE RECORDS SHOW THAT RACHELSWIPE FUCKED FAT AUSSIE SEXPEST R*NG*FYRE

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
dunno, if she's fucking people less cool than piston, she might've had a go on davew27

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I met him at Dr When's birthday a couple months back.
I say 'met', he was pointed out to me by someone else whilst he said and played on his PSVita.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Did you have to make car noises for him to notice you?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I swear, you could have cut the fucker in half and it would have read 'the internet' through him like stick of rock.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
ent that Damien as well?
spangolin never got over him dumping her did she ?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Christ, he was one greasy, sleazy fucker.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
still better than the reality. the records may show this.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Oh no, not TRL?
No wonder BGB killed himself.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Ha ha ha.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Oh man, you could totally put that into a sitcom, if you were writing one.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
i know, right
just imagine if you had a harmless little hobby to take you away from the endless tedium of drafting legal advice. that would be some serious crazy shit going down right there, man!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I'm not sure fucking b3tans counts as a hobby
certainly not harmless.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Tasty. Eatery.
Alt: Unfortunately it's not really something I can repeat in public. I was pretty chuffed, though.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
you've texted to me at least 15 times
it's still not true
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
You're not public.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
this is true
damn
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
'nice cardigan'

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
cardigRan

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
So far the only one to admit liking it is og
the others are merely making fun because they lack neither the confidence, nor the sartorial acumen to wear similar.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
That's time at the bar.
Can't be arsed to answer the alts. Sorry.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I don't hate words, just ones that are applied incorrectly
At work now anytime anyone asks a question, it's referred to as a 'callout'. IT'S A FUCKING QUESTION

alt: a girl told me that she was 'surprised I don't have a girlfriend because I'm so fun'. I liked that. Despite it being nonsense.

altalt: BURGERS
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
you know who else are fun, circus freaks

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Alt: that I am a good father.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
your kid looks like you
i'm sure this constitutes child abuse
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Did you see the pics on FB of her in the park?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
stop whoring out your kids

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
It's best to start the revenue generation as early as possible.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
yep
i thought, ahhhhhh.

then i thought, eeeeeeow battered.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
is she taller than him yet?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I wonder if she's inherited the massive penis you claim to own.
Probably. These things are genetic.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
is that the one attached to his head ?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Like a Shetland Unicorn

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I'm suggesting his innocent little nipper
is in fact a elephant-cocked transgender.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
thats why he's saving to protect her at private school

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
it's not like he'd send her to kilburn comp cos then he wouldn't be a massive hypocrite like all those labour mps

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I am very happy to be hypocritical in order for my daughter to have the best possible education.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
people like you should be banned from voting

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
alright tory boy, calm down

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
all sanctimonious when it suits, but when push comes to shove, he'll trample over anyone in his way to get what's best for him and his family

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
the spirit of thatcher is strong in battered

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
he makes me sick

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

duca rec


tee hee
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Clever idea. Since they only go in for buggery at those place, nobody will notice her phallus
until she hits puberty and starts getting uncontrollable erections in woodworking class that make people point and laugh and oh god it scars you for life, somebody hold me
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Fucking hell Kroney that's below the belt
Wait, the other one………….ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

th rt
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

good
drunk
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Like most of the board here, Rep. talk pisses me off.
Alt: apparently I’m still a bit dishy

Altalt: after the last thread I’ve lost my appetite
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Oh God - Osborne is blubbing.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
prolly realsied how much shit he;s in

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
FFS

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Going, going...

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Why's Cameron brought an air stewardess along?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Frankly I don't think the two of them are taking it seriously.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Unlike that miserable ginger bitch behind them
who looks like she's never been anything but serious her entire life.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Professional mourner, I bet.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Oh, it's Gid's missus.
Probably would, actually.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Go right ahead, I certainly won't be competing against you.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I'll probably wait 'til after the funeral.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
swipe hasn't posted ina while...

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
NO PICS ON OFF TOPIC

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Gone

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
He looks like he sat on a splinter
and is too desperately polite to move or cry out.

What a man!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I shouldn't lol just at his face
Yet here we are
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
POSTING PICS ON OFF TOPIC IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN IN THE FAQ.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
it's troo I red it in the faq:

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
This settles it then.
Anyone posting pictures has to be stepped immediately.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Are those his old primary school shoes?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
i might get a kit kat

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Old news:
www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00051522.html
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
at the end of the day.
I hate it, and catch myself using it a lot. Stupid words.

Alt: I dunno.
Altalt: sandwich.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
see also: I turned around and...

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
And "to be fair".

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I use that one a lot, to be fair.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
And tbh.
I ent even lying to you, bruv.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
let's summarise.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Imagineering. And people talking about a business "space"
Alt: An employer once said he found my natural honesty endearing.

Altalt: Burrito with hot bastard sauce and extra jalapenos.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
gizz-us a snog you Mexican breath monster

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
It's fucking hot.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
that was a polite way of calling you stoopid
hthxxx
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Or that I lack tact.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
You were pissed at the time, right?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Legless.
Cheers.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I've never really thought of you as a drunk corpulant blundering buffoon before, but now that you mention it

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
i didn't think you'd met anyone

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
It's like he knows the real me.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I feel a deep and unbreakable bond with many people on this board

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
words can paint pictures you know

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I thought that was the music of GY!BE

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
this is a musical reference I get that, I don't know what it means though
What do you make of psys new musical video for 'gentlemen' featureing the 'buttdance' ?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This is an internet craze reference, I get that.
I was referring to your favourite post-rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor, who I think inspired the 'painting pictures with sounds' quotation.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
You must have me confused with plumdozer god forbid, I have never listen to made a reference to the musical band in question
weetwetwdchthxx
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I no dat
What on earth is 'weetwetwdchthxx' when it's at home?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
It's remarkable how he manages to gain a true feel of a man, just from his online posts, isn't it?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I reckon i could pick you out of a crowd, wihtout even meeting you
I feel you, you know? FEEL you inside me
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
you touch my inner child

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
^^ MANLY ^^

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Like Swipe.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
^^BONDAI^^

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
^^BANZAI^^

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
"No offence, but [offensive statement]" Makes me want to set that person on fire.
Alt: Someone called likened me to a professional, in a good way. I felt sorry for them.

Altalt: I had a sandwich filled with reheated roast garlic, herb and lemon chicken that I cooked on sunday, lettuce, mayonnaise on both slices of seeded brown bread.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
No offence Alan, but you are a stain on the soul of humanity

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
A cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity, shurely?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
A weeping sore on the fetid scrotum of humanity's lowest dregs.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
No offence, but I quite like the colour green

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I'm not racist but, I've run out of hula hoops

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I was going to buy some Spicy Tomato Snaps
I may get Beef Hula Hoops now
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
What about Wotsits?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
whats what?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Do what in the what now?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBnkjK9LbjA
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Not being racist, but when's the next bus coming along?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
"Not being funny but"
Alt: Not into pretty boys, I prefer guys like you (a female friend said that to me years ago...I fell totally in love with her for that).

Altalt: Dunno...ought to sort something out really.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
did you get to put your winky in her foof?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Nah, I was with Mrs Hats at the time
Didn't mean I didn't want to though.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
they could have done some clam jousting

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I TOTALLY should've suggested that at the time
Nothing ventured, and all that.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Stupid cock-blocking other halves.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
INORITE?
All ruining my sexy fun times and shit.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Getting a bit quiet on here.
Would anybody like to hear about the two separate times I dodged speeding tickets?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I just went downstairs to get a kit kat but instead got a free cookie
Everything is turning up Van Damm
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Damme.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
bless you

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Needs MOAR
Treworgey Tree Fayre 1989
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
My Amazone is fucking full of that shit

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Oh, I think I found that missing e you left off "Damm"

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
lole

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
tee hee

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
By having a legally functioning speedo like everyone else?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Kroney in speedos should be illegal

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
;)

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I'm now imagining a hairy and sweaty manatee in a thong and aviators

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
or Kroney on holiday

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
THAT'S THE VERY ADVERT

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Told you i could feel you8

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
There's an advert very like that on telly at the moment.
The man in that is my hero.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

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