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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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good article here
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/24/10-great-urban-myths-debunked

what "facts" do you believe? Make up a fact. Go fact yourself

alt: best ice cream flavour (just for you fatties)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:40, 162 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I believe you to be a bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
i believe this thread is a great success

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I believe for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows,

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
you would

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
why on earth would you believe that?
It's clearly not true, rain falls in all sorts of places where there are no flowers. Christ you're a fucking idiot sometimes you really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I've already got a facebook feed full of people claiming the boston bombings were faked
and that they used amputees, actors and fake blood. What a fucking bunch of fucktards. They are more bent and spasticated than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I never get any kind of shit like this on fb, what is wrong with all you people's friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I have two friends that believe David Icke
Which means they question every fucking thing no matter how retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
how can you be friends with someone like that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Because offline they never mention it and a generally very friendly likeable people

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
but clearly idiots?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I don't get it either, I mean I've a few people I've hidden, but they're just annoying not aggressively dim like this

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
I had a few on mine asking questions about it for a couple of days afterwards
Fortunately, they seem to have shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I believe you're a bent spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
yeah I well I believe all the things swipe says about you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Thus proving my point.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
i dunno it seems pretty clear cut

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SECRET DOSSIER OF EVIDENCE ????

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
It's required reading at the secretbashes

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
SPILL THE GOODS VIA A QUICK PRECIS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
You'll just have to turn up to one

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
ive got an air of mystery to think about

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
ive never heard of a long precis tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Psychochomp acts in an ungentlemanly manner. Refuses to apologise.
Swipe refuses to let it go. Twenty years of griping at each other on a messageboard before finally public opinion sways against the pair of them and they shut the hell up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
No I didn't.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Sorry, should have said "refuses to accept culpability"
it's open to wider interpretation, that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
'ungentlemanly' manner can really mean anything
did he leave shit streaks up the toilet? I've had that before D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Seriously, I don't know how people are brought up these days.
Not a day goes by where I don't go into the bogs here to find a bowel full of pissed-on bog roll, or somebody's shat all over the walls, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
don't you live alone ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Dude. At work.
I meant in the office.

God.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
yeah, its funny because they're dirty fucking bastards who don't clean their hands and are fucking savages and shuffle their ties and ruffle their hair in the mirror still with shit on their hands

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
One time, no joke, it looked like somebody and bent over three feet from the bog
aimed their ring roughly at the bowel and violently sharted with the force of a hundred volcanos.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
you should try to not shit in your hands maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
^if you've ever wondered whether naked ape wipes his arse after shitting

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Can't say I have, no.
I always had him down as a 'double Arab' ie you can't safely shake either hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Alt: my mother's brown bread icecream.
Sounds revolting. Is delicious. I also have a 70s soft spot for rum and raisin, and mint choc chip. The chef at Lusty's makes honeycomb ice cream which is nice, and blueberry which is also nice.

But, hey - sweet food is for birds and queers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I hear it's to die for

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I've made brown bread icecream, it's good.
can be difficult to get the ratio right.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I got my mother's recipe, it looks pretty easy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
lol strikethrough lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I believe the world would be a better place with me as its benevolent, all-powerful tyrant.
But this may be a conceit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
GREEN TEA ICE CREAM, NOT TOO SWEET COS IM WATCHING ME WEIGHT YOU KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I believe I'm fucking knackered
next time I move I'm springing for two guys and a truck, not one. Ended up helping carry a load out of the old place and into the new, lift-less place to save time. My arms are killing me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
what sort of limp wristed queer are you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
what sort of limp wristed queer are you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
what sort of limp wristed queer are you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Andrew Marr, obviously

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
^ YEAH TO ALL OF THEM

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
what sort of limp wristed queer are you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
the sort with a desk job who keeps meaning to go to the gym but never gets round to it
Seriously, about 25 boxes, desk, bookcase, clothes, microwave, TV, stereo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I did offer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I couldn't do that to you, Monts
It want much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
I wasn't expecting fun. Your call anyway boss.
I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Just had a cursory glance at that link
I've never heard any of those 'well known urban myths'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Not even 'You're never more than 6ft from a rat'

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
TBH I stopped reading after the first three

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
i've heard that you are never more than 6ft from Andrew Marr

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
*sigh*
*looks at watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
you've never heard the 6ft from a rat one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Not even the 6ft from ANDREW MARR one?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
muhmunermunermuner6ftmunerratmuhmuner

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
If I can get them, I like weird flavours, like...
Rose, Violet, Bubblegum, Banana.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
i am shocked by this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
This place is amazing
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Boho-Gelato-Italian-Ice-Cream/131479596873352
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
what about that breast milk ice cream?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I donno bout that one, to tell you the truth.... I think it's one of those ingredients that loses its appeal the moment it's taken from the source.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I believe that the US knew that Pearl Harbour was coming (or an attack, at least)
Alt: Mint choc chip or lemon meringue pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
they should have lsitened to Ben Affleck

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
alt: actually went into an ice cream place yesterday
Dozens of flavours and I went for raspberry ripple. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
i like raspberry ripple with raspberry sauce on top
but overall - salted caramel with lumps of fudge or mint choc chip ftw, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Kiwi sorbet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
never tried that
but i do like sorbet. nice and refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Kiwi is the best, or Mango, or lemon.
Fuck it, sorbet is the bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
i like that 70's style pudding where they scrape out an orange or a lemon
and fill it with sorbet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I like to scrape out YM and fill her with spunk sorbet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I read that article yesterday,
And I still believe that all of those things are true. I'm experimenting with the attitude of anti-vaccine people by not reading anything unless it agrees with what I already believe, and everyone else who has facts is a brainwashed moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Hiya Windy Pig!
I think you need to blow away some cobwebs, clear your head and get yourself down that there London for the curry of a lifetime and loads of drink and drugs.

That's what I think, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
that is a fantastic idea.
Imma look at my schedule for the next couple of weeks, see if I can pick out a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I'll book the next day off, there's a sofabed at mine, bish bash bosh.
Bish LASH bosh more like!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
LAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
hell yes
to the bash, not the sofabed. just to be clear. that is all mr pig's.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
ha, you want to sleep with me, and I'm ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
she's ginger as well
your offspring would be orange
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
that's not how it works.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
yeah it is, genetics innit
two rangas are more likely to have a ginger baby than two black haired folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Oh man you should come with me to Amsterdam tomorrow!!
24hrs and counting now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
no thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
ah...ok then, maybe I'll see you in London yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
oh, I didn't know you were coming, I'm pretty busy, maybe next month or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
yeah alright, shall I pencil something in?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
no, let's not put anything down until I know where I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
s'alright I'm free every weekend in june and July, so whenever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I work weekends, how are your Wednesdays?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
for you, they're free xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Come down on the 10th.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Bristol or London?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
London.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I'm in Kent on the 10th.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
+ Clarke

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
What a Kent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
What have I missed?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
There was some deletion, I think we were just about to get down to where the sexual tension between Swipe and Chomp started.
Sad Times, I was looking forward to some goss.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.........In other words nothing new then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Oh man, I was at lunch.
Was it fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
nothing says "i know i'm totally in the right, bow down before me" like deletion

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Can you make something up for those of us who missed it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Swipe bummed Chompy so hard he shat all over her duvet
or something
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I heard he yelled "Drink my homebrew you SLAAAAAAAAAAG," before spunking in her face
which would have been fine, but they'd just arrived at the Bernie Inn he'd chosen and the excitement of being with a girl got to much for our Milton Keynes Lothario.

It still does her nut in to this day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
This all sounds perfectly plausible to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
It's like they are not even trying to make stuff up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I heard that Kroney had a BBQ last night and forgot to invite someone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Ohhhhh I forgot to mention "Wheeler dealers trading up" on Tues. he was in Japan
And he bought a MK 1 Toyota Celica
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Best car ever.
Mine's going to be a bit special
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
It broke down and he sold it for a loss

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Forty year old car, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
the raising waist line behind the front door is pure Camaro

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Yeah, seventies Jap tin took huge inspiration from American cars at the time.
Plenty of people look at one and think "mustang"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
well they'd be idiots cos it looks like someone shrank a camaro

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
The liftback looks like a Mustang Mach 1, to me.
But the coupe is much more like a Camaro.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
like the rest of you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
In that I'm a much better ride than average, due to my uprated underpinnings
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
oh, i meant "a bit special"
special like a keyboard mashing thread deleter.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
You could at least give me some credit
for a witty comeback that totally makes me look well clever and well hung.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

orange drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I believe that all DIY tasks are booby trapped beforehand to make them more fucking difficult
I also believe that all callcentres are chock full of fucking idiots who cannot operate a computer. THE FUCKING CUNTS

Alt:
Pralines and Cream
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Ha ha....what have you done to yourself this time?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
he "accidently" nailed his balls to piece of wood that the dog then ran off with and tried to bury

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
You really need to get access to both a Hilti and a Paslode Gun

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Thanks "Stanley Unwin"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
St*nley Unw*n

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
The previous owners appear to have glued on the wallpaper and placed "possibly" live light fittings in every window
Santan-fucking-der have managed to fuck up my bank details for two months running now and sent me out a letter confirming they were switching this months direct debit over to my old bank account (with no money in).

Bint: "Its OK, you can just pay now if you want"
Cow: "I don't magically have £1325 to spare, you tit"
Bint: "Oh"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Since Satander has taken over RBS my DD's are all over the shop
Taken out whenever they feel like it, it's like they have a roulette table system
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Everyone in the world apart from The One Account are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Well he was up to his back wheels in "Tommy Walsh" when the craggy old geezer carked it, his schincter spasmed and he fell through loft floor dragging sporters behind by him the cock into the bedroom below

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Proper officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I hit the "Ground" with some "Force"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
You utter dimmock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
lolz
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

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