Well, i've just done a vanity search as I have been doing srs bnz today.
NONE of you cunts has mentioned me. All day

I'm hurt. Wounded even. How could you forget me so quickly?

Actually, you bunch of cunts, I don't really give a shit. Made a nice difference today not to have to remind you all how much I hate you. So fuck off yeah?

Alt: Why is Dozer such a massive fucking twat?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:26, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can I have ur ikkle babies please?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Already got one. She's enough (in a good way).

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Which one are you again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)

I'd like to say your words cut me, but they don't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)

haha we have a right laugh here

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Woah. Check em

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:39, Reply)

tekkers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Schtictless Wonders, ain't like back in the day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:50, Reply)

I just posted this on another forum, taken from something I saw on buzzfeed earlier.
Experment time. Text your partner the following two messages

"Look, I like you as a friend and I don't think this is really fair."
"Sorry, wrong person, please ignore that".

Screenshot and post the results.

You have to wait at least 5 minutes before letting them in on it.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

There are a few people doing it at the moment, bet no one from here would.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)

I ain't that brave or stupid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)

It's not saying you're having an affair, just implying that someone fancies you.
It's OK though if you don't think your life-long commited life-creating relationship can take the slightest bit of shaking. Some people's janga blocks use superglue, others are on jelly.... I guess.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:12, Reply)

like i have a partner

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Battered smells of lichen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:02, Reply)

You appear to have added me on LinkedIn.
I'm truly humbled.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:07, Reply)

nice profile

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:12, Reply)

It's been a work in progress for a few days.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I don't have anyone from here on there.
I'm not entirely sure how good/bad an idea it is. Someone might realise that my internet hosting is on Geocities =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Is Leeds a shit hole?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Not at all, why?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I spoke to someone about some work there.
The rate was good but it was a 9 month contract, 3 months I'd have been interested in, at a push 6 months.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:23, Reply)

It's like any other city, good bits and places you wouldn't want to walk through after sundown.
Lots of good pubs though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I'm sure it's fine.
But 9 months is too long for a first stint anywhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:31, Reply)

It's on the cross country line to Brizzle
and there's probably air links from Leeds Bradford airport as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

If I was interested, then I'd move.
But I'm not keen on the 9 month option.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I like Leeds. It's alright.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Is it not just all northern
With feral children and an Asda for every 50 people?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:25, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Unlikely I'll pursue it to be honest
But out of interest, and because I'm in the pub and not close to a laptop, what are the nice bits area wise, what are the transport links like and is rental property cheap?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)

The transport links are excellent.
I'm not sufficiently up on the place outside the city centre, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:29, Reply)

ANDREW MARR

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Rental property is cheap.
I don't know about areas outside the city centre, but near my building (which is about 5 minutes from the station), a one bed flat in a new building is about £400 a month.

Transport links are excellent too. It's the largest legal and financial centre outside London, it needs to have good transport links.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Christ, that is cheap.
How do the owners of these places make any money?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:32, Reply)

The cost of living is reasonable in the north, so it's all relative.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

The purchase price wouldn't be that much cheaper than the south surely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

My mate's been looking at a move to :Leeds, he's a freelance graphic designer.
His mortgage is almost paid off, and if he sold his 1.5 bedroom house in York he could byu a 2 bed semi in a nice part of Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

So Leeds is half a bedroom more shit than York.
Understood.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:39, Reply)

got it in one yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:40, Reply)

The half-bedroom logic doesn't really work though.
There are some proper dives in the capital, and they probably want silly money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:51, Reply)

You'd be surprised.
Our flat (2 bedroomed, good room sizes) would probably cost double in the south to what it would cost here. Probably more so depending on the area.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I'm surprised.
It isn't the 1970s anymore, I thought money and jobs (outside London) were more equal.

Maybe 'the North' is the next big thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Leeds and York have great property markets.
York's really expensive though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:40, Reply)

The north east is the only region in England
where exporting goods has increased rather than dipped, fact-fans.

Most of that is down to Nissan, mind, but it's nice to see us bucking the national trend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Woo! Go the North East.
Amazing what can be achieved when people aren't focused 100% on ship building!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:49, Reply)

This is true.
Round my way it's not uncommon for flats and small houses to go for well under £100,000.

Where I used to work in Bradford they could go for as little as £50,000. That said, it was right by the ring road and sandwiched in between two rough estates.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:49, Reply)

When I was a lad, we lived on a rough estate.
There were fights and stabbings all the time.

The only sensible way of getting home was via the supermarket......

Well, it was a Safeway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Fuck's sake Jeff.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:52, Reply)

You'd miss this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)

There are some properties where I live
that are up for sale for around £25k. They are in proper RAF places though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)

FFS, even Chompy could get a mortgage for that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Yeah, but he wouldn't want to live there...
The first place I bought back in 1991 cost me £27k; same flat would now be worth about £120k. And it was in a really nice town.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Blimey! Aircraft hangers for 25k.
Maybe I could set up a go-karting business!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)

To be fair this was a 1 bedroomed shoebox in a grotty area.
Also: Rough As Fuck.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)

fuck knows

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Capital growth perhaps
A dangerous game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

alright Davverz
Good beer in Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Indeed.
I had some very nice ones last time I was there to see the Sisters of Mercy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:27, Reply)

The Leeds Brewery and Ossett Brewery ones are top notch. There's also a Brewdog gaff up by the Corn Exchange.
Leeds and Ossett are opening ale pubs in York soon too.

IT'S ALL GO!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)

There is a Brew Dog here. I've never been to it, the one we have seems to be more punchy than most other bars.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I'm still fond of the Scarborough.
Being right next to the station is a boon as well. Handy watering hole before catching the train home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I like the Brewery Tap.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:31, Reply)

At Dewsbury and Huddersfield they have boozers which actually have an entrance on the platform.
They're good boozers too, though the one at Huddersfield is a bit steep.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:45, Reply)

That's generally the problem with pubs located in the station.
The Centurion Bar at Newcastle Central is a magnificent place to behold, but by Christ it's steep.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:49, Reply)

The York tap is excellent and not particularly pricey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:51, Reply)

I missed you today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Xx.
Right. 5 pints and a bottle of Malbec in. So time for bed. Night night spastics.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Night. Don't be a stranger.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Sorry, I mean strangler.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Of prostitutes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Going to bed at 9pm and calling US spastics?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 20:59, Reply)