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	 False economy.
	False economy. 
 	What isn't it worth scrimping on?
Alt. Something else.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:39,
	
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latest was 13 years ago)
 
	 Meat
	Meat
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:40,
	
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	 alt: Beer
	alt: Beer
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:40,
	
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	 Birth control.
	Birth control.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:41,
	
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	 Solictors apparently.
	Solictors apparently.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:42,
	
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	 Sad times.
	Sad times.
 	Could be worse. Imagine if you found out a cheap shed would have been just as good.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:43,
	
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	 Whats the assessment on you getting half the equity in the flat ?
	Whats the assessment on you getting half the equity in the flat ?
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:45,
	
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	 I won't even look in to it. It's my daughter's home.
	I won't even look in to it. It's my daughter's home.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:46,
	
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	 Not really in your interests to try to sell that place when you're under threat of her being taken to Scotchland, is it?
	Not really in your interests to try to sell that place when you're under threat of her being taken to Scotchland, is it?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:48,
	
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	 Imagine the yurt he could get with the profits though!
	Imagine the yurt he could get with the profits though!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:48,
	
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	 Check out this beauty!
 	www.yurtshop.co.uk/ornate_yurts.html
	Check out this beauty!
 	www.yurtshop.co.uk/ornate_yurts.html
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:50,
	
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	 Yowsah that is one funky yurt!
	Yowsah that is one funky yurt!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:50,
	
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	 thats like pretty much a coventry fuck palace
	thats like pretty much a coventry fuck palace
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:51,
	
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	 12 grand for tent! Fucking hell.
	12 grand for tent! Fucking hell.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:51,
	
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	 I never knew what a yurt was until this day, I thoguht it was like a spastic word for yoghurt when Monts first posted that.
	I never knew what a yurt was until this day, I thoguht it was like a spastic word for yoghurt when Monts first posted that.
 	But now I know that I need a yurt in my life.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 Quite.
	Quite.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:49,
	
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	 You should change your name on here to 'Yurt Monkeysex'
	You should change your name on here to 'Yurt Monkeysex'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:49,
	
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	 Haha I'm tempted.
	Haha I'm tempted.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:50,
	
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	 It's good innit
	It's good innit
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:55,
	
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	 Go on then, just for today.
	Go on then, just for today.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 I hope you saved your name
	I hope you saved your name
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 For all the fucking good it does.
	For all the fucking good it does.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:09,
	
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	 It's a keeper
	It's a keeper
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 Don't stop you having a charge on the property re the eventual disposal. Otherwise you're walking away with a loss and a volvo
	Don't stop you having a charge on the property re the eventual disposal. Otherwise you're walking away with a loss and a volvo
 	you might need to consider an upgrade to get em bitches yo
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:49,
	
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	 I haven't thought all of this through yet. Most important is that my daughter is well provided for.
	I haven't thought all of this through yet. Most important is that my daughter is well provided for.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:50,
	
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	 Well yeah, and in all fairness it's her parents money in any event.
	Well yeah, and in all fairness it's her parents money in any event.
 	On teh upside they'll be annoying her with 'tsk we were right about that fella all along' for years to come !
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:52,
	
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	 everytime they look at micro your face will be looking back at them !!
	everytime they look at micro your face will be looking back at them !!
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 yeah take that, who's the daddy now !!
	yeah take that, who's the daddy now !! 
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 hahahaha
	hahahaha
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:55,
	
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	 Yes, it is her parents money and should eventually be passed to my daughter.
	Yes, it is her parents money and should eventually be passed to my daughter.
 	I have the means to buy myself somewhere.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:54,
	
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	 you should move to barnet, me and Al will be there. You can come to the next Slayer gig thats on too !
	you should move to barnet, me and Al will be there. You can come to the next Slayer gig thats on too !
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 Imma start hangin at the Spires on weekends too.
	Imma start hangin at the Spires on weekends too.
 	Gonna start a parkour club.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 woah gnarly, I'll bring my skateboard!
	woah gnarly, I'll bring my skateboard! 
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:02,
	
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	 The 307 goes from mine to theres, #justsayin #nosubtext.
	The 307 goes from mine to theres, #justsayin #nosubtext.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 For some reason I can't quite grasp, I think I'll pass on that.
	For some reason I can't quite grasp, I think I'll pass on that.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 You'll be on the Northern Line mate THE NORTHERN LINE ... totteridge and whetstone is where the shit is at
	You'll be on the Northern Line mate THE NORTHERN LINE ... totteridge and whetstone is where the shit is at
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 I can almost see 'Tott and Whet' from my desk.
	I can almost see 'Tott and Whet' from my desk.
 	Crazy!!!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 I can't wait to embrace boring suburbia. Gonna tear the place up yo, drive by shootings on 'the orange tree' and all that shit
	I can't wait to embrace boring suburbia. Gonna tear the place up yo, drive by shootings on 'the orange tree' and all that shit
 	its gonna be mega
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 shit gon' be CRAZY DOPE
	shit gon' be CRAZY DOPE
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 Train tickets
	Train tickets
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:43,
	
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	 ?
	?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:47,
	
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	 First class always
	First class always 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:55,
	
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	 cocaine
	cocaine
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:44,
	
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	 spirits
	spirits
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:44,
	
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	 prostitutes
	prostitutes
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:45,
	
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	 Sorry this isn''t the 'weekend thread' is it?
	Sorry this isn''t the 'weekend thread' is it?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:45,
	
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	 Nor one about Poland.
	Nor one about Poland.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:46,
	
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	 lavatory paper
	lavatory paper
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:47,
	
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	 I dunno, that Kleenex triple velvet stuff costs a bomb and just disintegrates within a two inch radius of your sphincter.
	I dunno, that Kleenex triple velvet stuff costs a bomb and just disintegrates within a two inch radius of your sphincter.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:52,
	
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	 I always had you picked as an Izal man.
	I always had you picked as an Izal man.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 What the fuck was Izal all about anyway?
	What the fuck was Izal all about anyway?
 	"Lets coat this stuff with an extra glossy sheen. Because people love getting shit up their backs".
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 Where IS Swipe?
	Where IS Swipe?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 Probably having a shit.
	Probably having a shit.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 It's OK she's back now.
	It's OK she's back now.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:11,
	
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	 I thought I could smell poo
	I thought I could smell poo
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:12,
	
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	 Threads.
	Threads.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:48,
	
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	 Running shoes and cleats
	Running shoes and cleats
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:49,
	
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	 skincare.
	skincare.
 	One for the ladies, I suppose. But if you're slathering something on your face twice a day, it ought to have quality ingredients.
Alt: something a bit less girly.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:52,
	
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	 I slather something on to your mum's face a twice a day
	I slather something on to your mum's face a twice a day
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 Then why is it still so wrinkly?
	Then why is it still so wrinkly?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:54,
	
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	 Because your dad likes liking it off.
	Because your dad likes liking it off.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:54,
	
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	 Liking, eh?
	Liking, eh?
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 Fuck off.
	Fuck off.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59,
	
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	 That's not very nice, I don't lick you
	That's not very nice, I don't lick you
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:06,
	
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	 Hey b3th, has Zogsy been banned or does he just not love us anymore?
	Hey b3th, has Zogsy been banned or does he just not love us anymore?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 I don't know.
	I don't know.
 	I certainly didn't ban him. As you might imagine.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57,
	
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	 i think the parrot finally snapped
	i think the parrot finally snapped
 	and bit his tiny little head right off.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:10,
	
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	 That's a good shout actually, I always benefit from a bit of moisturisation after a close shave
	That's a good shout actually, I always benefit from a bit of moisturisation after a close shave
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 Shoes
	Shoes
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:55,
	
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	 And beds.
	And beds.
 	if you're not in one, you're in the other.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 You wear shoes in the bath do you?
	You wear shoes in the bath do you?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57,
	
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	 bath?
	bath?
 	I wouldn't sully myself with 'water'.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59,
	
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	 soz I forgot who I was talking to for a mo there
	soz I forgot who I was talking to for a mo there
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 Do you just get sandblasted every few months, like the edifice of some georgian townhouse?
	Do you just get sandblasted every few months, like the edifice of some georgian townhouse?
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 Every four months she has to cut her foetid clothes off her,
	Every four months she has to cut her foetid clothes off her,
 	which she then sells to Japanese perverts through her eBay store.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 Top dorrar
	Top dorrar
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:10,
	
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	 Nip-on Camping Supplies
	Nip-on Camping Supplies
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:25,
	
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	 this is so true
	this is so true
 	You can spot them a fucking mile off and they won't last. Yeti turned up at our mate's wedding in a pair of what I dubbed 'Nigerian shoes' and had the shit ripped out of him all day long.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57,
	
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	 Did he have a wash for the wedding?
	Did he have a wash for the wedding?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 It didn't look - or smell - like it.
	It didn't look - or smell - like it.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59,
	
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	 *takes a moment of quiet contemplation with a tear running down your face remembering the good times with yeti, running together in the london fields hand in hand, a quiet tandem bike ride by regents canal on a sunny day, good times indeed*
	*takes a moment of quiet contemplation with a tear running down your face remembering the good times with yeti, running together in the london fields hand in hand, a quiet tandem bike ride by regents canal on a sunny day, good times indeed*
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 All gone. Quite, quite gone.
	All gone. Quite, quite gone.
 	What I really miss the most is fielding phone calls from angry drug dealers he owes money to and has disappeared on. Well, that and the having to steam clean my flat to get rid of the stench after every time he's invited himself over to stay the night.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 gotta love a middle aged non functioning adult who's still a virgin
	gotta love a middle aged non functioning adult who's still a virgin
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 + who reeks like a dead goat
	+ who reeks like a dead goat
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:05,
	
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	 Thanks guys xxx
	Thanks guys xxx
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:09,
	
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	 Sex slaves
	Sex slaves
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 cufflinks
	cufflinks
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 Caviar
	Caviar
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 YM.
	YM. 
 	Treat her like a princess I does.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 YM?
	YM?
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:06,
	
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	 Yes YM
	Yes YM
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:06,
	
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	 Oh okay then, just checking
	Oh okay then, just checking
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 I've seen your mum,
	I've seen your mum, 
 	And I can safely say, I would definitely let Theo have the first go.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:17,
	
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	 My mum's a scary one, she's very good at battering people. I make no promises as to Theoban's safety :(
	My mum's a scary one, she's very good at battering people. I make no promises as to Theoban's safety :(
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:21,
	
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	 Fanny Batter?
	Fanny Batter?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:22,
	
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	 she looked a right fucking weirdo.
	she looked a right fucking weirdo. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:30,
	
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	 Watch it, I'll tell on you and then you'll be really sorry!
	Watch it, I'll tell on you and then you'll be really sorry!
 	
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 Take her out in a Merc and crash it into a tunnel?
	Take her out in a Merc and crash it into a tunnel?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:09,
	
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	 I'm bored of this thread.
	I'm bored of this thread.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:06,
	
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	 ??????
	??????
 	Well you did save us from that dreadful hartley hare thread
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 Sorry. I installed the Gareth Gates app on my phone
	Sorry. I installed the Gareth Gates app on my phone
 	And now it only posts mong-speak.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 Hello Nakers
	Hello Nakers
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 Quite so
	Quite so
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 anything
	anything
 	house, car, clothes, make-up, food, nights out... if it's worth doing, do it properly.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 Including choice in men?
	Including choice in men?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 unlike you and psychochomp
	unlike you and psychochomp
 	i don't pay for my partners
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:10,
	
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	 LETS NOT GET THIS STARTED AGAIN TODAY EH
	LETS NOT GET THIS STARTED AGAIN TODAY EH 
 	
	(
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:12,
	
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	 i can't think of anyone else who does
	i can't think of anyone else who does
 	although quentin looked as if he should have done
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 I'm way to cheap to pay for it.....
	I'm way to cheap to pay for it.....
 	Unless you count my investment in a bottle of Chloroform
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:12,
	
Reply)
 
	 Do they pay you?
	Do they pay you?
 	
	(
 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:13,
	
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	 In pasties
	In pasties
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 are we talking law firm partners or other types of partners?
	are we talking law firm partners or other types of partners?
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 I'm trying to find out if you do billable hours in and outside of the firm :P
	I'm trying to find out if you do billable hours in and outside of the firm :P
 	
	(
 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:21,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ooof!
	Ooof!
 	
	(
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 Caxirola
	Caxirola
 	
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:17,
	
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	 It will do if you take off the S from https
	It will do if you take off the S from https
 	
	(
PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:27,
	
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	 fail lronolols
	fail lronolols
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 what?
	what?
 	
	(
PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 He took the piss out of me yesterday for exactly the same linkfail
	He took the piss out of me yesterday for exactly the same linkfail
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:34,
	
Reply)
 
	 Err, no I didn't.
	Err, no I didn't.
 	Are you feeling OK, Hammsy?
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 I present Exhibit A, M'lud
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1943531#post1943543
	I present Exhibit A, M'lud
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1943531#post1943543
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 I was laughing your failure to understand that Bartleby was joking about Tesla, not your shit link, you ham-handed oaf.
	I was laughing your failure to understand that Bartleby was joking about Tesla, not your shit link, you ham-handed oaf.
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
Reply)
 
	 Oh, a hilarious misunderstanding on the Internet.
	Oh, a hilarious misunderstanding on the Internet.
 	Be that context thing again.
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 haha, yeah
	haha, yeah
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:31,
	
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	 if so you'll be able to see pics from that frightful Google jaunt I went to
	if so you'll be able to see pics from that frightful Google jaunt I went to
 	Parkouring spastics and fake grass seats, the fucking lot
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:27,
	
Reply)
 
	 The one pic they haven't shown is when I bunny-hopped on my Segway
	The one pic they haven't shown is when I bunny-hopped on my Segway
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
	
Reply)
 
	 any photos of you?
	any photos of you? 
 	
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 nah thank God
	nah thank God
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:31,
	
Reply)
 
	 :( I wanted one for my desk.
	:( I wanted one for my desk. 
 	
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:31,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'll get one framed for you when you come down
	I'll get one framed for you when you come down
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
	
Reply)
 
	 \o/
	\o/
 	
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 Are you sure you weren't just auditioning for CBeebies?
	Are you sure you weren't just auditioning for CBeebies?
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:30,
	
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	 Were you only allowed in if you were carrying a man-bag?
	Were you only allowed in if you were carrying a man-bag?
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 Worse than that:
	Worse than that:
 	they had a stand where they made you a personalised fucking canvas bag whilst you waited. I didn't bother:
picasaweb.google.com/102787999070127997269/GoogleKingSCross?authkey=Gv1sRgCI77yd_Sl-WgMw&feat=email#5871077893526298770
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 Did Lusty not want one?
	Did Lusty not want one?
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:31,
	
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	 No
	No
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 Well, probably not.
	Well, probably not.
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 Bit late to start thinking about that now eh
	Bit late to start thinking about that now eh
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:33,
	
Reply)
 
	 ah well
	ah well
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
	
Reply)
 
	 Best not to mention it to her
	Best not to mention it to her
 	then she won't know what she was missing.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 thank God she never comes on here eh
	thank God she never comes on here eh
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
	
Reply)
 
	 hang on
	hang on
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
	
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	 You're in no way texting her right now, are you Al?
	You're in no way texting her right now, are you Al?
 	
	(
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
	
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	 No way. Definitely not.
	No way. Definitely not.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 As you are no doubt aware, you can be something of a curmudgeon
	As you are no doubt aware, you can be something of a curmudgeon
 	But in this instance it is entirely justified. What a bunch of cunts.
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 Every word I said is demonstrably true.
	Every word I said is demonstrably true.
 	It was ghastly.
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:33,
	
Reply)
 
	 I like the photo of the man with the big green afro.
	I like the photo of the man with the big green afro.
 	
	(
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 I just marinaded a bag of lamb cutlets in some tikka paste
	I just marinaded a bag of lamb cutlets in some tikka paste
 	My right hand is now a sightly weird shade of sickly orange and it smells of forrin.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 Did you make your own tikka paste?
	Did you make your own tikka paste?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yes, I made it by going to Sainsburys and buying some Pataks
	Yes, I made it by going to Sainsburys and buying some Pataks
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
	
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	 Oh man, should I have mixed it with yoghurt first do you think?
	Oh man, should I have mixed it with yoghurt first do you think?
 	I just slathered that shit into a plastic mag and mixed the cutlets round in it.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:37,
	
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	 Yes you should.
	Yes you should.
 	Not too late though
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
	
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	 Well, it is a bit
	Well, it is a bit
 	the cutlets are at home, and I'm in the office, and I don't have any yoghurt.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 I cannot find their Tandoori one anywhere.
	I cannot find their Tandoori one anywhere.
 	I mean I'm sure I can online but I went into about ten shops and got fuck all, and I live in Asian fucking central. Maybe that's why, they make their own.
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
	
Reply)
 
	 Have you tried your supermarket
	Have you tried your supermarket
 	they will get it in just for you
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
	
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	 As soon as he walks in, someone would be waiting with a jar to hand to him.
	As soon as he walks in, someone would be waiting with a jar to hand to him.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 EGGSactly
	EGGSactly
 	
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 But then you did some marinading so it's proper cooking yeah?
	But then you did some marinading so it's proper cooking yeah?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
	
Reply)
 
	 I haven't cooked them yet.
	I haven't cooked them yet.
 	If it's dry I'm gonna BBQ them. Fuck the fact that it just hailed a little.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 It's pissing it down here and I'm only ten mins from your house
	It's pissing it down here and I'm only ten mins from your house
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 Dry as Battereds wifes minge when he walks into the bedroom here.
	Dry as Battereds wifes minge when he walks into the bedroom here.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45,
	
Reply)
 
	 Why has Battered got a bedroom at your work?
	Why has Battered got a bedroom at your work?
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 Because his wife kicked him out.
	Because his wife kicked him out.
 	God Monty, were you even paying attention this morning when he posted  his heartfelt confession?
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
Reply)
 
	 Nah, soz
	Nah, soz
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:58,
	
Reply)
 
	 I don't blame you
	I don't blame you
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 Poor old batts
	Poor old batts
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm on my easyjet flight to Amsterdam \o/
	I'm on my easyjet flight to Amsterdam \o/
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
	
Reply)
 
	 I hope you don't end up getting divorced for fucking a foreign prostitute.
	I hope you don't end up getting divorced for fucking a foreign prostitute.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
	
Reply)
 
	 Nakers....Stag do......Amsterdam..........
	Nakers....Stag do......Amsterdam..........
 	*grabs calculator to do the maths*
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
	
Reply)
 
	 He'll end up shagging a man by mistake
	He'll end up shagging a man by mistake
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
	
Reply)
 
	 Not sure they'll be any maths involved tbh
	Not sure they'll be any maths involved tbh
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
	
Reply)
 
	 Sure there is - got to make sure you're not carrying more than 2g at a time.
	Sure there is - got to make sure you're not carrying more than 2g at a time.
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
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	 Good point, I'll get a weighing app for my phone
	Good point, I'll get a weighing app for my phone
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 And remember: before and during - never after.
	And remember: before and during - never after.
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 I've had two pints and a sambucca....
	I've had two pints and a sambucca....
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 Best get on it as soon as you land then.
	Best get on it as soon as you land then.
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 Are you a smoker?
	Are you a smoker?
 	
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 Use to a lot, as in everyday like a fucking prick
	Use to a lot, as in everyday like a fucking prick
 	These days just occasionally
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 Just in the Main square facing the train station in the oposite far left hand corner
	Just in the Main square facing the train station in the oposite far left hand corner
 	there is an allyway, there's a bar there that has pool tables upstairs one of the few places we found that you can get both beer and a smoke at the same place
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
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	 I don't fuck prostitutes even if you like to have a dabble whilst off 'surveying'
	I don't fuck prostitutes even if you like to have a dabble whilst off 'surveying'
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
	
Reply)
 
	 Firstly, I'm not a surveyor
	Firstly, I'm not a surveyor
 	secondly, I wasn't talking about me you bent spastic.
I was implying that Battered is getting divorced for all the Polish gash he's had wrapped around his mediocre penis.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 I thought you were a surveyor
	I thought you were a surveyor
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm not.
	I'm not.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45,
	
Reply)
 
	 So what are you I your not a surveyor?
	So what are you I your not a surveyor?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm one of the many other jobs that don't involve being a surveyor.
	I'm one of the many other jobs that don't involve being a surveyor.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
Reply)
 
	 Roofer then
	Roofer then
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yeah, okay, that'll do.
	Yeah, okay, that'll do.
 	As far as your concerned I'm a roofer.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 Isn't that what they call people who put "Roofies" in girl's drinks?
	Isn't that what they call people who put "Roofies" in girl's drinks? 
 	I mean, I know its not, i'm not stupid, the "Roofies" probably aren't even called that. BUT IMAGINE IF IT WAS, this would be funny.
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 Especially if I was Psychochomp
	Especially if I was Psychochomp
 	Because he's a rapist.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 He's a terrible rapist, in the respect that the furthest he's ever got to raping someone was a wank and a dream.
	He's a terrible rapist, in the respect that the furthest he's ever got to raping someone was a wank and a dream.
 	One of the worst rapists in the world, really.
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:13,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ohhhhhhh man
	Ohhhhhhh man
 	I love the double decker trains that go from the airport to into Dam station
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:37,
	
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	 I'm on your easymissus
	I'm on your easymissus
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
	
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	 Nice new name
	Nice new name
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
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	 Innit though?
	Innit though?
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 oh quality sig as well
	oh quality sig as well
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 Didn't see that
	Didn't see that
 	I'd click it if I could
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 Poor baby-ape
	Poor baby-ape
 	his/her/its first/second birthday and Dad has fucked off on the piss with the lads.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
Reply)
 
	 You'll all be pleased to hear that my straight razor has arrived
	You'll all be pleased to hear that my straight razor has arrived
 	I'm thinking about giving it a test run tomorrow, but I'm going to a wedding in the afternoon so I might wait until Sunday in case I cut myself to ribbons with it.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 Pushing 200 posts here
	Pushing 200 posts here
 	I might have to bail at 3pm.
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 You slag.
	You slag.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 It's the placid way.
	It's the placid way.
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 Nappys
	Nappys
 	Pampers cost more for a reason
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:58,
	
Reply)
 
	 I have continued to head this advice
	I have continued to head this advice
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:01,
	
Reply)
 
	 heed
	heed
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:01,
	
Reply)
 
	 No, I write his advice on a piece of paper
	No, I write his advice on a piece of paper
 	and then bounce it up and down on my head.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 you dickheed
	you dickheed
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 I bet you wished you scrimped
	I bet you wished you scrimped 
 	And bought paperbacks instead
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 what about cloth nappies? you planet destroying bustard.
	what about cloth nappies? you planet destroying bustard. 
 	
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 Not having a child that I'm aware of, I have no first hand experience
	Not having a child that I'm aware of, I have no first hand experience
 	but I imagine those leak like a sumbitch
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 Fuck that messy shit yo.
	Fuck that messy shit yo.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 the energy needed to boilwash them negates the landfill wrongness of disposables, I think.
	the energy needed to boilwash them negates the landfill wrongness of disposables, I think.
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 Depends on whether you conisder landfill to be the greater of the evils given that you can create energy in a renewable fashion
	Depends on whether you conisder landfill to be the greater of the evils given that you can create energy in a renewable fashion
 	but landfill will always be a problem. That said, I favour incineration.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:09,
	
Reply)
 
	 really doesn't
	really doesn't
 	
	(
PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:12,
	
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	 Are you sure? Can you produce a mass balance equation to prove this?
	Are you sure? Can you produce a mass balance equation to prove this?
 	What about the production of detergents and the issues of draining into water courses?
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 someone start a thread eh
	someone start a thread eh
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 No
	No 
 	
	(
PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:08,
	
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