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False economy. What isn't it worth scrimping on?
Alt. Something else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:39,
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latest was 12 years ago)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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alt: Beer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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Sad times.Could be worse. Imagine if you found out a cheap shed would have been just as good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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Whats the assessment on you getting half the equity in the flat ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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I won't even look in to it. It's my daughter's home.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:46,
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Not really in your interests to try to sell that place when you're under threat of her being taken to Scotchland, is it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:48,
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Imagine the yurt he could get with the profits though!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:48,
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Check out this beauty!www.yurtshop.co.uk/ornate_yurts.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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Yowsah that is one funky yurt!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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thats like pretty much a coventry fuck palace(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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12 grand for tent! Fucking hell.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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I never knew what a yurt was until this day, I thoguht it was like a spastic word for yoghurt when Monts first posted that.But now I know that I need a yurt in my life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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You should change your name on here to 'Yurt Monkeysex'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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Go on then, just for today.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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I hope you saved your name(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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For all the fucking good it does.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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Don't stop you having a charge on the property re the eventual disposal. Otherwise you're walking away with a loss and a volvoyou might need to consider an upgrade to get em bitches yo
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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I haven't thought all of this through yet. Most important is that my daughter is well provided for.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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Well yeah, and in all fairness it's her parents money in any event.On teh upside they'll be annoying her with 'tsk we were right about that fella all along' for years to come !
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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everytime they look at micro your face will be looking back at them !!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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yeah take that, who's the daddy now !! (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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Yes, it is her parents money and should eventually be passed to my daughter.I have the means to buy myself somewhere.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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you should move to barnet, me and Al will be there. You can come to the next Slayer gig thats on too !(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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Imma start hangin at the Spires on weekends too.Gonna start a parkour club.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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woah gnarly, I'll bring my skateboard! (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:02,
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The 307 goes from mine to theres, #justsayin #nosubtext.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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For some reason I can't quite grasp, I think I'll pass on that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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You'll be on the Northern Line mate THE NORTHERN LINE ... totteridge and whetstone is where the shit is at(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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I can almost see 'Tott and Whet' from my desk.Crazy!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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I can't wait to embrace boring suburbia. Gonna tear the place up yo, drive by shootings on 'the orange tree' and all that shitits gonna be mega
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Train tickets(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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First class always (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:55,
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Sorry this isn''t the 'weekend thread' is it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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I dunno, that Kleenex triple velvet stuff costs a bomb and just disintegrates within a two inch radius of your sphincter.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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What the fuck was Izal all about anyway?"Lets coat this stuff with an extra glossy sheen. Because people love getting shit up their backs".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:56,
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Probably having a shit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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It's OK she's back now.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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skincare.One for the ladies, I suppose. But if you're slathering something on your face twice a day, it ought to have quality ingredients.
Alt: something a bit less girly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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I slather something on to your mum's face a twice a day(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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Because your dad likes liking it off.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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Hey b3th, has Zogsy been banned or does he just not love us anymore?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:56,
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I don't know.I certainly didn't ban him. As you might imagine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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i think the parrot finally snappedand bit his tiny little head right off.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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That's a good shout actually, I always benefit from a bit of moisturisation after a close shave(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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And beds.if you're not in one, you're in the other.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:56,
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You wear shoes in the bath do you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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bath?I wouldn't sully myself with 'water'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59,
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soz I forgot who I was talking to for a mo there(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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Do you just get sandblasted every few months, like the edifice of some georgian townhouse?(
Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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Every four months she has to cut her foetid clothes off her,which she then sells to Japanese perverts through her eBay store.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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this is so trueYou can spot them a fucking mile off and they won't last. Yeti turned up at our mate's wedding in a pair of what I dubbed 'Nigerian shoes' and had the shit ripped out of him all day long.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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Did he have a wash for the wedding?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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It didn't look - or smell - like it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59,
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*takes a moment of quiet contemplation with a tear running down your face remembering the good times with yeti, running together in the london fields hand in hand, a quiet tandem bike ride by regents canal on a sunny day, good times indeed*(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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All gone. Quite, quite gone.What I really miss the most is fielding phone calls from angry drug dealers he owes money to and has disappeared on. Well, that and the having to steam clean my flat to get rid of the stench after every time he's invited himself over to stay the night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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gotta love a middle aged non functioning adult who's still a virgin(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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+ who reeks like a dead goat(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:05,
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YM. Treat her like a princess I does.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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Yes YM(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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I've seen your mum, And I can safely say, I would definitely let Theo have the first go.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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My mum's a scary one, she's very good at battering people. I make no promises as to Theoban's safety :((
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Fanny Batter?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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she looked a right fucking weirdo. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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Watch it, I'll tell on you and then you'll be really sorry!(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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??????Well you did save us from that dreadful hartley hare thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Sorry. I installed the Gareth Gates app on my phoneAnd now it only posts mong-speak.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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Hello Nakers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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anythinghouse, car, clothes, make-up, food, nights out... if it's worth doing, do it properly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Including choice in men?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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unlike you and psychochompi don't pay for my partners
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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LETS NOT GET THIS STARTED AGAIN TODAY EH (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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i can't think of anyone else who doesalthough quentin looked as if he should have done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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I'm way to cheap to pay for it.....Unless you count my investment in a bottle of Chloroform
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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are we talking law firm partners or other types of partners?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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I'm trying to find out if you do billable hours in and outside of the firm :P(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Caxirola(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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does this link work as a c&p?picasaweb.google.com/102787999070127997269/GoogleKingSCross?authkey=Gv1sRgCI77yd_Sl-WgMw&feat=email#
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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He took the piss out of me yesterday for exactly the same linkfail(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Err, no I didn't.Are you feeling OK, Hammsy?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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I present Exhibit A, M'ludb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1943531#post1943543
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I was laughing your failure to understand that Bartleby was joking about Tesla, not your shit link, you ham-handed oaf.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Oh, a hilarious misunderstanding on the Internet.Be that context thing again.
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if so you'll be able to see pics from that frightful Google jaunt I went toParkouring spastics and fake grass seats, the fucking lot
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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The one pic they haven't shown is when I bunny-hopped on my Segway(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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any photos of you? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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:( I wanted one for my desk. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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I'll get one framed for you when you come down(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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Were you only allowed in if you were carrying a man-bag?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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Worse than that:they had a stand where they made you a personalised fucking canvas bag whilst you waited. I didn't bother:
picasaweb.google.com/102787999070127997269/GoogleKingSCross?authkey=Gv1sRgCI77yd_Sl-WgMw&feat=email#5871077893526298770
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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Bit late to start thinking about that now eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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Best not to mention it to herthen she won't know what she was missing.
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thank God she never comes on here eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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You're in no way texting her right now, are you Al?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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As you are no doubt aware, you can be something of a curmudgeonBut in this instance it is entirely justified. What a bunch of cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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Every word I said is demonstrably true.It was ghastly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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I like the photo of the man with the big green afro.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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I just marinaded a bag of lamb cutlets in some tikka pasteMy right hand is now a sightly weird shade of sickly orange and it smells of forrin.
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Oh man, should I have mixed it with yoghurt first do you think?I just slathered that shit into a plastic mag and mixed the cutlets round in it.
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Yes you should.Not too late though
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Well, it is a bitthe cutlets are at home, and I'm in the office, and I don't have any yoghurt.
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I cannot find their Tandoori one anywhere.I mean I'm sure I can online but I went into about ten shops and got fuck all, and I live in Asian fucking central. Maybe that's why, they make their own.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Have you tried your supermarketthey will get it in just for you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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As soon as he walks in, someone would be waiting with a jar to hand to him.(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
EGGSactly(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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But then you did some marinading so it's proper cooking yeah?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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I haven't cooked them yet.If it's dry I'm gonna BBQ them. Fuck the fact that it just hailed a little.
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It's pissing it down here and I'm only ten mins from your house(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:44,
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Why has Battered got a bedroom at your work?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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Because his wife kicked him out.God Monty, were you even paying attention this morning when he posted his heartfelt confession?
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I'm on my easyjet flight to Amsterdam \o/(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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I hope you don't end up getting divorced for fucking a foreign prostitute.(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Nakers....Stag do......Amsterdam..........*grabs calculator to do the maths*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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He'll end up shagging a man by mistake(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Not sure they'll be any maths involved tbh(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Sure there is - got to make sure you're not carrying more than 2g at a time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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Good point, I'll get a weighing app for my phone(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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And remember: before and during - never after.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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Best get on it as soon as you land then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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Are you a smoker?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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Use to a lot, as in everyday like a fucking prickThese days just occasionally
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Just in the Main square facing the train station in the oposite far left hand cornerthere is an allyway, there's a bar there that has pool tables upstairs one of the few places we found that you can get both beer and a smoke at the same place
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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I don't fuck prostitutes even if you like to have a dabble whilst off 'surveying'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Firstly, I'm not a surveyorsecondly, I wasn't talking about me you bent spastic.
I was implying that Battered is getting divorced for all the Polish gash he's had wrapped around his mediocre penis.
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I'm one of the many other jobs that don't involve being a surveyor.(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Isn't that what they call people who put "Roofies" in girl's drinks? I mean, I know its not, i'm not stupid, the "Roofies" probably aren't even called that. BUT IMAGINE IF IT WAS, this would be funny.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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He's a terrible rapist, in the respect that the furthest he's ever got to raping someone was a wank and a dream.One of the worst rapists in the world, really.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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Ohhhhhhh manI love the double decker trains that go from the airport to into Dam station
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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I'm on your easymissus(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Poor baby-apehis/her/its first/second birthday and Dad has fucked off on the piss with the lads.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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You'll all be pleased to hear that my straight razor has arrivedI'm thinking about giving it a test run tomorrow, but I'm going to a wedding in the afternoon so I might wait until Sunday in case I cut myself to ribbons with it.
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Pushing 200 posts hereI might have to bail at 3pm.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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No, I write his advice on a piece of paperand then bounce it up and down on my head.
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I bet you wished you scrimped And bought paperbacks instead
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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what about cloth nappies? you planet destroying bustard. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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Not having a child that I'm aware of, I have no first hand experiencebut I imagine those leak like a sumbitch
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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the energy needed to boilwash them negates the landfill wrongness of disposables, I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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Depends on whether you conisder landfill to be the greater of the evils given that you can create energy in a renewable fashionbut landfill will always be a problem. That said, I favour incineration.
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Are you sure? Can you produce a mass balance equation to prove this?What about the production of detergents and the issues of draining into water courses?
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