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300+ post thread?I declare Off Topic alive again.
Who else would you like to bring back from the dead?
Alt: there's some scary witch-hunt, lynch mob type responses to the Stuart Hall thing. What do you think should be done with him?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:19,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I think the prosecution should play their joker.It will double his sentence.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:22,
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Someone help me out here......why's *ingo*yre upset with me now?
b3ta.com/questions/midlifecrisis/post1951578
Other than the fact that he clearly fancies my wife.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:53,
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Fucks sake b3th, you killed it again.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:24,
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I know!It's like I'm the typhoid Mary of /OT
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:26,
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If Ken goes down, do you think he'll write a letter asking for advice. ...Dear Deidre...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:28,
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I know script writers run out of ideas quicklyBut I'm amazed at just how quickly they recycled the 'Kevin Webster' storyline.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:30,
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I bet the rest of the cast are eyeing each other up warily.Craig Charles must be happy he's not the only sex pest on the staff any more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:34,
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Wanking in a taxi, reading porn and smoking crack.ALLEgedly. Fucking class or what.
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They owned a company together.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:33,
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I hope they got Mr Bronson to do the voice over for the advertKENNNNN-HALLLLL
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:36,
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*paints mural in swimming baths*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:53,
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I believe there are quite a few people in Oireland who can help you with that.If they're not all busy Stuart Halling choirboys.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:32,
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this thread's too short, I'm off(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:26,
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You know what?That's *exactly* what I meant, yes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:29,
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:OYour mask has slipped, you want to be ripe and full of hot monty love
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:37,
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It's soft and ephemeralLike a kiss on a spring morning
Or being spunked on by a smoke monster
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:39,
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Or as cold as your marital bed.Boom! Zing!
Have you forgiven me yet?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:39,
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Hitler /acAlt: I think, right, they should, yeah, like put him in prison?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:27,
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I bet they won't though.They'll say he's too old or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:28,
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Pointless, he's too old, I think his punishment should be something usefullike picking up litter at a kiddies playground for a week followed by helping out at a primary school for a bit.
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Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:29,
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Litter picking in one of those giant It's A Knockout costumes would be challenging. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:32,
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Define Indecent. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:34,
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adjective 1. not conforming with generally accepted standards of behaviour, especially in relation to sexual matters:
indecent acts
2. not appropriate or fitting:
they leaped on the suggestion with indecent haste
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:36,
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err yeah it seems to be ok, cheers(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:38,
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*waves* That's Rory, I'm over here(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:51,
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Dude, what the hell?I can't cope with all this name shenaniganery.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:52,
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You and me both.I got another rejection yesterday. It's like no-one *wants* my extensive skills of 'dicking about on the internet' and 'eating cake'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:38,
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my my, replace the cake bit with consumption of rollies and homebrew and it's a recipe for employment heaven(, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
whats with the psychochomp beef, there's certain members of the board who spend alot of time hatin on the milton keynes one, I must have missed something(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:43,
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I'm just deflecting.I have unrequited desires for you Rory. I don't want to alienate you in case there's a chance of our love blossoming, but I need an outlet for my hurt and frustration.
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nah mon there's more to the vitriol thrown at MK (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:50,
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I've been meaning to bring this up actually.How come niggaz be all down on the C-Dogg these days?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:47,
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They're all jealous of his mad homebrew skillz.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:48,
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As far as I can tell:Dozer is still smarting from their little tiff over mortgages and being put on 2.0
AB has some blue collar/white collar worker beef with him
Swipe still hasn't forgiven him for his clumsy fingering technique
Battered hates everyone
Nakers thinks he might be making fun of him, but isn't really sure
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:51,
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I don't care about the mortgage thing or the 2.0More to do with crying about pictures on off topic interrupting his internet skiving. If he doesn't want to get caught skiving then he shouldn't be skiving in the first place.
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Except he didn't really throw a wobbly, not that I saw anyway.He just said that he temp puts people on ignore.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:15,
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his haters are hatin thats what. I don't buy into it bein cause of 'picturegate' neither(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:51,
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There are two sides to every storybut nerdy internet shut-ins are going to go with the side that has tits every time.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:52,
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but surely by definition of nerdy shut-inboth sides are going to have tits. male or female.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:53,
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Ok. the side that has fancy lingerieno, shit, that doesn't work either.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:04,
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Oh manMonty's never going to fuck me now : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:56,
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I like him, he seems alrightBut I like all of you.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:54,
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You Irish fellers are so friendly.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:56,
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stuff your fucking quinoa up your dirty sputtering shitpipe you hemp fuck(
Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:00,
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Think he had a whine at AB about posting picsseems if there's pics it makes it more obvious to his boss that he's dicking around on here instead of working.
Fuel + fire = meme, etc.
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He's on tiptoes.And is therefore nearly 7 feet up in the air.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:01,
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Zingo the Clown(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:02,
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people seeing the lighthallelujah praise be to jebus etc etc
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:56,
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ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE BOTH MARRIED AND LIVING IN BLISS IN MILTON KEYNES IN A RENTED HOUSE WITH FOUR KIDS GOING TO STATE SCHOOL YOU@LL LOOK BACK ON THIS WITH EMBARRASSMENT(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:58,
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I like Chompy he was the first one on here to send me a Gaz........Admittedly it was to ask if I was female and if I could send him pictures of my breasts, but GODDAMNIT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:05,
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I've said it before, and i'd say it again, but i'm pro-chompy. He's safe 'nuff, I reckon. When people say he's this'n'that, it's always results in "I JUST DONT LIKE HIM, OKAY ?!?!?"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:16,
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WHY DONT YOU GO HAVE SEX WITH HIM THEN OK(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:23,
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On the plus sideI'm at least in a position where I can manage without a job, and I don't have to be patronised by job centre admins.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:44,
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GOD!Alt. Hanging too good for him so we should hang him or something. BURN THE PEEDOFILES
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Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:37,
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why do you want to anally penetrate Shane MacGowan and his band?You disgust me.
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/talk is dead, long live the /offtopic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:58,
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It's a nonceout.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 13:06,
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Keep up, Davvowww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1951439
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:08,
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Bollocks.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 13:25,
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