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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm pretty sure I have the answer to why my ex has stopped being such a wanker
She's having an affair. An affair with an old chum of mine, Britain's first pro BMXer Craig Campbell. He used to go out with Kate Moss, so he's really traded down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:50, 181 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Lucky him.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
The thing is, he's potless and an alkie.
Whilst he's a nice bloke, he won't be able to bankroll her in the manner to which she's accustomed, so it won't end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I bet he makes her do a mean bunny hop
using his stunt nuts
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
It'll be a lucky escape for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
She's certainly got a type.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Cock the universal cure all for bitchyness

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I think it's more a case of 'here, have the kid so I can slope off with the winner of BMX Beat, 1984'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
As long as she aint being a cunt you, it's all good

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
The thing is, her fella is also her landlord so he might well throw her and my kid out which will be awful
Also she's very close to the man, and will be devastated if he's out of her life.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Just keep letting her know what a terrible inconvenience it is to your life style having to have your daughter all the time
She will make you spend more time with her just to spite you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I've had 7 overnight stays in less than a month. It's been fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
What an Inconvienece ;)

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I didn't know she was married.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
She really does have impeccable taste in men.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I'M OLD MATES WITH A RETIRED PRO FREESTYLE BMX RIDER WHO USED TO GO OUT WITH KATE MOSS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Looks like Kate had a thing for BMX riders

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
REALLY, SO AM I!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Name dropping against Boyce.
Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)
hAHA she really is an old bike !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)
bet she likes to have a go on his chopper !! hoho

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
something about a rayleigh bike from the 80's

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
She likes to Grifter his cock!!!111!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
something something something BURNER!
gettit! Burner, you know Burn 'Er, BURN HER
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
are you having some kind of brakedown?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Don't worry, he's geared up for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
That was weak you need to Crank it up a level

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Don't saddle him with such responsibility

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I hope you keep us updated
I don't like all this Trax TFS.1 Ladies Full Suspension Mountain Bike
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I'm a bit tyred of these puns

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Don't be crossbar about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
He thought she'd stabilised.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
If she catches a STD from him
I bet it will Ultra Burner
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
she could catch an SPD!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Could you please stoppy these puns?
There's no endo them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I wheelie like them

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
They're grinding my gears.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I hope Monty spoke to her about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
THAT'S WHEELIE BAD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
THAT'S ANDREW MARR

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I knew someone would peddle out the MARRS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I'm sure he'll handle it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
FFS get a grip

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
On reflectors I probably shouldn't have

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Are you getting front forked off with this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Shut up the lot of you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
How have you gleaned this info Sherlock?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Something to do with Rims, posts and bottom brackets

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
My kid told me mummy's friend Craig stayed in her room
and when we were leaving her flat I saw his name come up on her phone before she answered it and was all 'yeah she'll be gone in a minute'. Also my kid told me that mummy had told her that if Ben gets angry they may have to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Oof.
That is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
No it really isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
If she gets chucked out of the house maybe she'll move in with you and then it'll be like a sitcom.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
How the piss has she got custody if she can't even keep her legs together enough to maintain a roof over your kids head?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
She's a decent mother really, just a frightful human being in all other regards

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Like my ex wife then.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
And my soon to be ex wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
WOMEN, EH?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Can't live with 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
YOU CAN KILL THEM WITH HAMMERS AS TOLD TO BY GOD THOUGH
So it's not all bad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
lol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Sounds dodgy

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Yup, my kid's behaviour is suffering already

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
derailleur?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Are you going to talk to your ex about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I don't think it's my place to do so.
I can talk about the kid's behaviour but her relationships are none of my business really.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Perhaps if this is positioned as
'It's not my business and don't want to get involved, but I'm concerned about the impact on my kid. I'm not going to say anything to [current bf] but where would you take her if he chucked you out?'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
That sounds OK actually

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I would keep well fucking out of it.
You haven't exactly got proof have you?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
^ non parent right here ladies & gentlemen ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
^Relationship advice from someone getting divorced up there^

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
More responsible parenting advice.
Get on with some work you workshy good for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I'm on a conference call with managers playing pass the buck.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I think I might have a look at the bbc website.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
You can read about why they're passing the buck.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
^ This
The more involved you are, the more likely she'll be to lash out at you when it all goes tits up for her.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Make it 100% about your daughter's wellbeing.
Mummy bringing home a new boyfriend regularly is something you might have to talk to your kid about separately if it's affecting her behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Yep, and you don't want to go back to the way it was.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Depends, if it's going to result in your daughter being chucked out of her home I think you've got a right to voice your concerns about that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
^ This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
It's a tough call
especially as she's being OK with me for the first time in 5 years and I really don't want to jeopardise that
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

to jeopardise that her to beat the shit out of me again




tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
tee - but also, hee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Document and record conversations if need be.
She can't get the arse on if you're just trying to make sure your kid is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
She could get the arse on about literally anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1954247
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
who's Ben?`
He doesn't sound very gentle
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
the guy she's been with for about 3 years

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
oh dear...not nice at all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I hate this thread
fucking puns
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I'm having an affair with an old bike that used to be a pro kate moss lookalike but has traded down.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1951196
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1954171
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
My favourite b3ta post of all time here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I particularly like this reply
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543664
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
He missed out the line about his Dad being bigger than your Dad* too
*ladydad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
The weirdest part of that is that it's all true.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I get as much good sex as I want and I drive a fast car

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
This doesn't ring true when you're posting under Lighty's username.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
one day he'll find a swell gal
you, him, gonz should all head out on teh pull one night.

WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Christ no.
I am extremely happy to be single and to be so for a loooooong time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Grumpy, Doc and who?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
The Jew

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Two and a half men?
Could work
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
He does though, I've been in his car, and he rogered me senseless.
It was at his house that I broke SexFace's nose. Everything he has posted there is true, but written as a parody of qftw.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm sure this has been covered before but why did you break SexFace's nose?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Because he's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Yeah but so is SexFace.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Hahah that's who I meant you div
I met him once, took an instant disliking to the fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Is it true that he bullied Lampito into shagging him?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I believe so.
She's actually really sound is old Lampers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
How the fuck can you get a bullyfuck?
Unless you are Jim Bowen
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
You looking for tips?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Only Jim Bowens

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Not 'Bully's special prize'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIn one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I'd rather have the speedboat thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
apparantly by continuously calling a mentally fragile person a fat disgusting fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
That's what Dozer is trying to do with Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
dozer is deffo in there
if alone by reason of having a pulse
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
and being an obvious closet case

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
nobody from here will ever be "in there"
internet sex is NOT good sex.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
needs more sausage roll

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
hmmm but that was good sex
ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
* boke *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
you'll never find out
i'd almost actually rather fuck dozer.

that is how unfuckable you are.

worse. than. dozer.

take that and party!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I'd fuck Battered

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
His little hands make your cock look big.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Totally going for the default here.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I had a good shag from a girl I met in the Blink182 chatroom
She even cooked me breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Blink 182 chatroom?
Are you a nonce?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
What's her age again?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
She preferred all the small things

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
It was 13 years ago
so no
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
What a charmer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
He seemed to think it was really funny too.
Unpleasant little scrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Because my now ex-wife slept with him behind my back then lied to me about it claiming he'd got her paralytic and taken advantage.
Stupidly, I believed her.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
This website's like a soap opera.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
And you're it's equivalent of Benny from Crossroads.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Sounds like the guy required a bit of a slap even his wife was lying.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
which is probabaly why everyone hated it so much!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
that's not the reason, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I'm sure it is
but it was more 'why the fuck are you tell me this'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
it was aimed at his ex and the rotating hat fat fucker bloke

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
In fact, nobody in the replies is calling him a liar
they're all saying "wtf?" to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
So he was bragging to a bunch of people that didn't care.
Arrogant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
plus: Pink Floyd tribute band

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
gertcha

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I'm guessing not the good bits of Pink Floyd.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I'm guessing that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Oh god, I just had a horrible meeting. Was showing of a client who loves what i've done...
... but there is something I said "WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS FROM THE START", I ended up having to re-do about a month's worth of work because they were like "THIS IS NOT IN THE SCOPE", so I re-did it, and it turns out I was right to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
So then you need to be all "FUCK YOUR SCOPE, BITCH, I'M THE FUCKING PROGRAMMER HERE."

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
They essenchally want a 6-tire 1000+ page site to work in mobile form =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I don't drive a car and I get as much good sex as I am given. Which was once in 2007 and again in 2010

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
3 minutes recovery time isn't bad at your age.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
How old do you think I am?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I don't, it's not bad at any age!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
You know something isn't quite right when you look back on all the numberplates you've had in your life and it'll tell you your sex life.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
P969XGR?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
M reg, P reg, X reg.....etc

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I've owned 3 motorbikes and 1 car
all were registered long before I lost my virginity.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
MA57URB
TO55ERR

etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
FFS
I have a customer whose name is George George.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
This 'asda be a mistake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
maybe his parents were obsessed with the Hofmeister bear

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
My dad knew a man called Donald McDonald.
He lived in Glasgow, in an area called...Cardonald.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
lolnald

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Neville Neville lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Your face is a mess.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)

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