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In the immortal words of Phil Daniels I'm having a cup of tea and 'thinkin' abaht leavin' the 'ouse'. What do you think about when drinking hot drinks?
Other than MM, obvs.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:01, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Usually
"Argh, fuck, should have let that cool"
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Wasn't he in Neighbours?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)

No, you're thinking of Bouncer

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

YM

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)

How much to tip the pleb that served it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)

'Al is a cunt'.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I might have a gin and tonic.
I love afternoon drinking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

i did lots of that over the weekened, but i did a pretty bad sunday night blues

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Can't do Sunday drinking much anymore but will happily go mad on a Monday?!?
I have already turned Monty down for beers tonight as I am that cool.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

GAYLORD
I'm hurt and dejected, by the way
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

As badly as on Friday?
I've never seen anybody look so lonely before.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Pretty much as bad.
Imagine having a limb cutt off, only much worse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Who's the GAYLORD now?
It's you isn't it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

yes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Kind of put the dampeners on the rest of us
watching you standing out in the rain, gazing sadly off towards the City.

Anybody would have thought somebody had mentioned uPVC windows.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

It was like my heart was glazedin uPVC

no one could understand my sense of bewildered loss
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

like this?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Seriously, it's uncanny.

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

this is my favbourite thing on here at the moment

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I got thoroughly shitfaced last night. Dropped micro back & headed to the pub. I think I left about 5 hours later
First time I've been properly pissed for about 3 weeks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Since I saw you last?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Yes.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

depends really, i might be thinking about buying a tie
or when I can get toi the cinema to see Iron man 3
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Don't bother.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Don't tell me, he should get a clip on one?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

cer-lick

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Very good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Himmler's obsession with the occult, usually.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Same goes for cold drinks, if you're wondering

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

i'm still reeling from the fact that my desire to work in an office
was met with derision
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

oh look here he is, 'office boy'.
Dream on son. Dream on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

like i said i would like a sit down job
and i bet the watercooler bants is bantastic
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

u haev no idea bruv

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

bare tekkers mate

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

are there any chefs in wheelchairs?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

there's that one with one arm, he's good

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

f ri
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

ofriice?
I don't get it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

riact

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

You ham-handed oaf.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I've just made a cup of tea in order to be able to consider this question properly
And it appears that the sad answer is "what to type here"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

My tonic is FLAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I ran out of tonic the other day.
Had to drink neat gin.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I feel your pain, bruvver.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

And what are the government doing for the likes of us, eh?
Nothing. That's what.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

We are the squeezed middle. With no facking tonic!
(well I'm not but you get my point)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)

you're the expanded middle from what I hear

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjzvWJSASLU
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I'm not sure these black fellows understand REAL problems.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

lazy motherfuckers to a man

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

individual cans or bottles are the only way to go

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I like those little cans of pre-mixed drinks.
Best way to enjoy a Margarita, that.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)

pleb

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

He's joking you spastic

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Is he?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Of course I fucking am.
Do I fucking look like Pat fucking Butcher?
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

With that cardi?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Fuck off
that cardy's awesome.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)

then why won't you post a picture so we can all enjoy it?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

OK, fine.
Prepare to be amazed
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I...I don't actually know what to say
It looks like a piss soaked old man would be wearing it when he dies alone and is eaten by his cats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

:(
I thought we were bros
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

we are, that's why I'm helping you here
burn it and never look back
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)

NEVER

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)

you've taken down the link

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

you've taken down the link

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I've taken down the link

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

What happened to the link?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

oh man
why did i miss the linky fun?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

He's taken down the link.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

yeah well, shiut up

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

*shiuts up*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

mind you them gin and tonics in a can are perfect for train journeys

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

So is a half bottle of gin and bottle of tonic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)

haha yeh

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

If you empty out some of the tonic you can put the gin right in there
"Take TWO bottles into the train? Not me!"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

might as well just buy a bottle of cider

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I like the little cans but need two or three because of the size of the gin and glass.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

i like a large gin as well, saves on trips to the kitchen

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Fuck that, I don't want a load of melted ice diluting my gin.
I thought you had a wife?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

i do however:
1: I wouldn't trust her to make a good one
2: she wouldn't do it anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

sometimes I wonder why i married her

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Because she told you to?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)

hahahahaha
it's funny cos it's true
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Ice?
Where d'you think you are? The fucking Ritz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

i've got a packet of ritz biscuits at home if that helps?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)

That's high end cuisine to Covvos.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I want a wedge of lime in it and all
Don't try and fob me off with a limp slice of lemon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I told you
You'll get nothing limp from me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It's Pavlovian for you public schoolboys, isn't it?
Nakers mentions a packet of biscuits and you're standing to attention, ready to go.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

i like pavlova

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

She was a great dancer.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

rampaging gout has left stunner with a permanent urea crystal formed boner
it's like a fleshy stalagtite/mite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I bet you drink yours out of a fucking organic clog

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It's a handmade Peruvian moccasin ACSHERLY

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Oh man I wonder if I should sign up for the murder mystery night being organised by work!!!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Not as long as you've got a hole in your arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

no.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

look I tried reading that in paul daniels voice
I don't know who phil daniels is
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

CAn you guess what it is yet?!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I'm really behind on noncegate, did he turn out to be one or not?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

i think it was just animals at the naimal hospital in the end

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I honeslty was wondering what the fuck you were talking about, thinking "Whats that got to do with Paul Daniels" ?
Who's Phil Daniels?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)

pauls dad

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

God, Gonz
You're so unhip.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Apparently he was in "Rock'n'Chips", that reminds me, I wanna see that.
I fucking love Only Fools.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

In Blur's seminal* masterwork "Parklife"
Phil Daniels was the voice of the narrator, one of his lines was the one AB quoted. Hope this helps.

* waiting for Monty to make a "semenal!" joke in 3...2...1...
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I don't think that counts as seminal.
And the alternative meaning has the same spelling.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

"oh", to both.
Also, a shrug of the shoulders.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Ooooohhhh, I know who you mean.
He's alright, he is.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I think he's dead.
or maybe that's just Eastenders.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Those who put sugar in hot drinks are fucking peasants.
Hanging is too good for them, IMHO.
As you were.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Don't be a child molester, Bear Pookie cunted someone who disliked my username on, if you wanted to put some sweatener or sugar in your hot drink, then thats down to you.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Sweetener is better than the sweat one I suppose...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I am having a cup of coffee at the moment
and thinking about how appalling the lack of appreciation for high end cardiganning is, here.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I generally think "this is a nice hot drink"
Or alternatively "this is not a nice hot drink"
Then I get violent.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Fucking taxi drivers ruining a perfectly good drink

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I had a dream about you in my post lunch nap.
We went to a pub and your played a folk song my grandad used to sing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)

This is painfully gay.

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

^ Jealous

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Totally :(

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Which song was it?
Also, which beers did they have on in the pub?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Paddy Macgintys boat.
We were drinking wine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

It's like the opening of a Mills and Boon, this.

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

BREAKING NEWS
Jericho Pub Death Confirmed as Starbucks Barista
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

another guy died in oxford today. fell off the clock tower.
I was in the gym at the time. Honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)

This one didn't work for Costa, did he?

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Why were you in the gym?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)

working out. looking at lady's bottoms.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Wank planning basically.
Good man.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Is Windso's real name Joshua?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPZuWzZvoYQ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)

You're like a sexy, ginger artichoke
Layer after delicious layer to peel my way through.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)

*audience goes OOOOOOOOOH*

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Our Cler

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I just spent £50 on popcorn, I fucking love poncy popcorn, me.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

How much do you get for 50 quid/
It must be a binbag full.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

nah
if it's that fancy seth and joseph stuff, it's about £2 for a fairly tiny bag
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

i like the chocolate drizzle stuff they do at itsu
it's sweet enough that you feel you've had a proper chocolate bar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Moment on the lips,
lifetime on the hips.
Alright Swipey, hows you?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

this is bollocks
i'd like to put more on the hips and take it off everywhere else.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

*Rubs goatee*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

12 120g bags
It's pretty posh stuff though, chosen 10 different flavours.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Gonz, earlier
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ixMW91DIERQ#t=102s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

haha

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Why is that lesbian angry at that bald man's bum, Twoey?

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

More importantly, what are those horses after?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Oddly, I hadn't even noticed the herd of tiny horses.

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Sneaky bastards.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I didn't even notice the two men in the foreground, if I'm honest
I was more bothered about those sneaky equine cunts at the back.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

How's your pub going, by the way?

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

If by 'pub' you mean 'me drinking barley wine alone in the dark'
Then it's going very well thanks!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I have no idea
I just thought the image might spark some lively discussion.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

it's a good image twoey.
I've personally gone ahead and clicked "I like this"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Wonderful
I'd certainly like to know what's going on in that shot. God bless you, internet.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I like fat lesbians,
especially if they're curling.
The sport, not the bathroom.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I reckon it's Carlton from Fresh Prince shouting up the clacker of Masterchef judge, Gregg Wallace
Why? Their reasons are their own.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

so it turns out that salted almond toblerone
is like licking the salty sweaty cock of the gods.

FIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

And ribbed for your pleasure, too.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

This is not selling it to me, if I'm honest

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

you're a man
none of you are honest
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

If you lot weren't so mental, we wouldn't have to lie.

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

i'm not mental
i am sweet and innocent and good natured and easy going and impossible to offend.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Are you menstrual?
Painters in?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

not even close

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Uh oh, she's gone all angry and quiet.
Typical blobbing.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

this makes me worry about the kind of women you're used to
by which i mean your mum and, er...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Sister?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Just pointing out that you said og was hot, here.

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

i was flattering you
she looks about 6

you nonce
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Well, she doesn't look wrinkly like all the women around my age.
God, they usually look like a well used boot. PLUS they're all babiesbabiesbabies.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

ah, i see. so you thought you'd get around the "babies" thing by dating one?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Typical female insecurity about younger women, here.
Definitely blobbing.
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

i'm much more confident and better in bed now than i was at - how old is she?
12?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

We'll be the judge of that love.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:06, Reply)

I SAID SHE IS 12
what is the matter with you, man?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

"We'll be the judge of whether she's 12" doesn't make much sense, does it?
And you an Oxford graduate. Sheesh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)

They hand out these degrees on the back of Cornflakes packets these days.
It's hardly surprising that a person with a Masters in writing has comprehension problems :(
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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I concur completely.
Is there any wonder that modern sitcoms are a load of old shite, when the people writing them can't even grasp English, never mind the principles of humour?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:23, Reply)

None at all, sadly.

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Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Clearly not true, or you wouldn't post on here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

it's inherent in everything i post

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Hey I just popped in to look at this Link
But I can't find it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

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