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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to cook some pulled pork tonight.
based on this recipe
m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/31/how-to-cook-perfect-pulled-pork

Tell my your pork based stories?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:41, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I porked YM last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Witty

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I porked YM last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Witty

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I porked your MARR last night

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Not witty

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I ENT HERE JUST TO FUCKING AMUSE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
That's obvious to everyone.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
no you're not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Yes I am

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
no you're not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I don't think I mentioned this
Not last Sunday but the Sunday before.......
I went to this Hog Roast
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I don't think I've ever eaten pulled pork.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Where have you scored your meat from - a butcher?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Tescos. They got it in just for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
It's like they somehow just knew.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Amazing eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Looks like a good recipe.
Although it does go on a bit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Too much faffage.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I hope you get kidnapped by an evil company and are forced to complete in a dwarf hunting
whereby you'll be hunted by rich eastern european's for sport
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962487
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
becasue I continue to breath, eat and drink suffciently to keep me alive
I also avoid accidental death from animal bites, car crashes, large falls and chemical poisoning. I keep in good shape through exercise and sensible eating thus minimising my risk of heart disease and other unhealthy lifestyle based illness.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)
csb

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I made this in saturday, it was spectacular
www.raymondblanc.com/Portals/14/docs/Nov%202011%20Asian%20Spiced%20Pork%20Belly.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
No you didn't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
i did an last night i fried thin cuts of the left overs with soy and honey and some other bits
for amazing noddle based supper
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
That looks nice.
Thankyou for the link.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
yeah it was really good and pretty easy
I cooked it in the oven not a water bath though as that's silly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
step 1 is "rub in the marinade"
where's the fucking marinade?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I both cook and eat pork sometimes.
I am interested in your pork cooking challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)
YM porked my roast last night

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
pork ym last night couch rape lols barry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
A crackling tale

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris spitroasted YM whilst highfiving over her arched sweat covered back.
The slag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
D'ya know now what its then yet?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I said Rolf not Existential Harris.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Or did you?.......
*raises one eyebrow whilst laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
*Eiffel Towers*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Whilst she wanked off Stuart Hall & Jim Davidson and Max Clifford was up her shit pipe.
I believe this is known as 'airtight plus ski-ing'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
The worst of all the yogurts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)
However it does treat her thrush at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)
THAT'S NOT THRUSH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
YM gets emu, not thrush

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Hahaha
That needs to be turned into a YM so fat joke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
"skiing"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
"snow boarding"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
'sitting in the bar laughing at people falling on their arse in the freezing cold'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
haven't you got the balance and strength for it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I am like Franz Klammer, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Franz von Papen more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Klaus Kroell, me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Kroell

Barbie
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
*cough* low centre of gravity *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Just doesn't appeal to me. Seems to be fucking expensive for what it is as well, what with ski hire, lift passes etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
if you love it,then you're hooked for life
IT IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE THOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Like golf, diving and countless other hobbies.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Good job masturbation is free eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Not from YM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I get it free because I make her cry by bending her fingers back after.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Well she does have to grip tightly for you not to rattle in her little hands

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
She has such massive hands for a very small person.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
handolele

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
HOBBIES ARE ONLY GOOD IF THEY ARE CHEAP!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
spoken like a true pauper

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
battered lets off steam after a hard day on the slopes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Link fail prick

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
i think I'm banned from the hosting page

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Its for the best

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
X cellent pic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
MARRvelous

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
You bent spastic

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I did a lovely pork shoulder in the slow cooker a while back
Heartily recommended - 6 or 7 roast dinners worth of meat for about £7 in meat and a couple of quid in sundries.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
NO PORK CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
it's a pork thread
good job nobody listens to you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
dat dere's da joke, begorrah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Ahm oot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Aye
Me n'arl
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
HEY GUYS HAS ANYONE GOT ANY VEGETARIAN RECIPES THEY'D CARE TO SHARE WITH US ALL?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Try a fillet steak, rare, served with a blue cheese sauce.
Then admit that being a vegesexual is a pathetic waste of a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Pigs are vegetables, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
so is YM

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Nonsense
The amount of meat she's had inside her
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Yeah, try tearing them apart instead of cutting them
it makes them taste nicer or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
You should have an Arsenic smoothy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)
NO BECAUSE THAT IS THE FOOD MY FOOD EATS

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)
you eat cows that eat hallumi and pomeganate salads?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
*gives tears*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
*lets it all out*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cow-attack-walker-trampled-death-1888620
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
god have you been reduced to readin the mirror?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Google news

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
What was a 66 year old man doing walking a dog in a field of cows?
Silly ald bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)
i don't mind an aubergine parmagiano
i also make these deep fried courgettes with gram flour and spices which are really good with a minty yoghurt dip
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
yeah thanks you yurt prick, I try and back up your woofter ways and do you even bother to reply? no.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Veggies innit
Brains working too slow to respond
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Yeah, I wasn't really expecting any discussion on vegetarian food.
More the sort of response I got from everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
YOUR STILL NOIT REPLYING TO ME SWAMPY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
THANKS NAKERS YOUR A REAL PAL!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
politeness costs nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I'm sure I've posted the sweet potato thing before

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I have a surprisingly easy recipe for spinach and ricotta cannelloni.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Lasagna with roasted veg&garlic instead of meat. Nom.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Would like some minge to go with your mangina?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Sounds like an early 70s kids TV programme
"Minge and Mangina"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Presented by Jimmy Savile

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
And their quim based adventures.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
AS WELL AS, NOT INSTEAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
HOW IS IT A VEGGY RECIPE WITH MEAT IN?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
BETTER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Chips

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
BEEF+

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Butternut squash and chilli soup?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I've got some pork shoulder in the freezer, not decided what to do with that yet.
Looks near perfect for some crackling, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Not now it's been frozen.
It's never the same after freezing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
As long as it is dried out out it should be fine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
You settle for fine, pal.
Not me. I want excellent.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Shame your missus didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)
zingading

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)
+take me anally up to the back wheels

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Least I have one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
oh HO!.
That I think, is game, set & match to you.


Git.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Neither was YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
is there space for it alongside your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Barely

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
She's a big woman.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)
If she's big, then Battered must be a fucking giant.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Getting your tenses muddled here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
you should probably clear out some of the rustlers and £1 pizzas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Idle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Don't have either of them in my freezer, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)

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