What was that about eh?
Apparently it's National Anti Homophobia day or some shit, so I hope you've baked me a cake or something you gaycist cunts.

I have also come to the conclusion that if bigots enjoy lesbian porn, their point is invalid.

What/Who do you hate and why?

Alt. Who does YM hate?

Alt Alt. Food or something..
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well the problem I have is that pretty much everyone is awful
I can't go anywhere without becoming quite annoyed at how shit everyone is.

Either in the REAL WORLD or on the INTERNET

EVERYONE IS SHIT

Apart from nice ladies with good boobies, I like them.

alt: my mum likes everyone, she's the kind of woman who can't bring herself to say she doesn't like someone.

Altalt: FoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOd
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I also like the gays because they don't try to put their winkies in the nice ladies with good boobies

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

8|

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

People are annoying like.
Our three lifts at work have no intelligence chips and therefore all three go to whatever floor is pressed. Every time I'm in a lift someone is moaning about it.
I want to stab them right between the eyes.

Mind, thanks to this I do take the stairs more.

And people who get it to the first floor.
What cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

The worst thing in my life is the self service tills in Tesco
No-one knows how to use them, so they're either bleating for help, or stood there daydreaming as four of them are free.

I'm worried I'm gonna get a smack cos I've started gesturing madly behind them to urge them forward.

Haha my life is so petty and shit
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I've never had issue with them myself
Im always waiting for a very old person who has no concept of technology or a student with a trolley full.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I don't get self service tills
Presumably the idea is to employ less checkout monkeys, but it takes as many to man them because people are fuckwits and the tills are shit, so defeating the object, surely?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Ours only has one helper monkey per 8 tills
But one's always broken and a black man's fiddling with it
The tills
not a helpermonkey
this post has gone awful racist :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

They work fine as long as you're not buying booze, or buying shit that you need to weigh.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Nah booze is ok cos a woman goes up and presses the CLEARLY OVER 25 button and then you feel sad
But that's what the booze is for
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I've never had a problem buying booze or weighing things on them.
Just politely ask the nice lady to come over and put her code in, remember the code in that shop, do it yourself next time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Not all of us are autie wizards

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I prefer them.
Hate making smalltalk. I normally dot about with music in my ears anyway.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I'm listening to some podcasts at the moment and they make me laugh out loud and then everyone looks at me like I'm mad
Doesn't help that I already look like a homeless mental :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I kind of picture you looking like Phil Spector during his trial.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

like that but way fatter
pretty much bang on
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Can I touch you again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

You know, I've found that everybody is pretty shit, too.
Since Nakers has been well rude about my cardigan, do you want to be my new bro?
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I'm sure it's a lovely cardigan
Sure I can bro it up
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Your mum sounds like a nice lady
Does she have good boobies?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Not great, 4/10 probably
Come over and you can have a peek as she's in the sex pool
I mean hot tub
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

notalwaysright.com/the-homo-critical-are-hypocritical/29414
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

YEAH!!
*burns rainbow flag*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Christ that site really is for people who are too shit for qotw

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

What even shittier than Tangles?
Is there such a thing?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

No.
Tangles is a shitcunt and no mistake.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

hahahahaha
Me: “I can, and you know what? I love them, and accept them for who they are. As for you, I don’t accept your hatred. Get the h*** out of my store.”

'h***'????????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Hell is a swear!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)

morning jason.
I hate a lot of people, but there was this one guy, he really wound me up, so I took his pint off him and politely asked him to leave
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

You Bully

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Is this part of your official statement about the dead toilet guy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

no.*
*just trying to create a good Internet persona in case it goes to court. If you could all stop mentioning that I'm a violent thug, that would help too
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

WINDY PIG IS DEFINITELY NOT A VIOLENT CRIMINAL
did that help?
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

thanks Kroney,
I'm glad we're bros
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I've always got your back, man.
And not only because I'm terrified you might one day jam a shiv into mine.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Hang on, they were blond - I'm not sure I believe you here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

you know what. I think you're right. Soz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Let us never speak of this again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

dude if you need a character witness

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

'it just kind of snowballed'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGHITENDSTRIKETHROUGH HE

LOLOL
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DIED OF DRUG USE PROBABLY

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I had one customer throw the public telephone at me when I did bar work
Had to go to court and everything. And he threatened to kill me.

Funny how some people can take a dislike to those younger and prettier than them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

like a phone at the end of the bar. Not one in a phone box obvs.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

the best thing I've had thrown at me was a box of condoms a bloke had just bought from the loo.
Apparently I was deliberately cock blocking him for throwing him out, after he had been sick on the bar.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I never have this problem :(

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

probably because you've got a funny face xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Fuck you Nakers
I've totally had a few people tell me I'm not quite as ugly as other people so THERE
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Gays
Alt: men
Alt: not sure, soz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Thanks for you input, Monty!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

My eloquence is like a flaming beacon of hope in the quagmire that is 'other people's posts', GJ.
PS You know what? I love you, and accept you for who you are. Stay the h*** in my store.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

b d
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

OoO
There is no need for that kind of language
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I'm sorry - I've gone too far this time, I see that now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)

hahahaha
loving the new Sig.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)

YEsssssssss
www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/business/half-a-million-contract-to-take-milton-keynes-to-china-1-5101117
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

That's a pretty good deal.
I'd have been ok with us paying them twice that amount to get rid of MK

OMG I am on FIRE today.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

your life is a dull soup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

a watery leek and potato

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)

+underseasoned

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

with some ready made soggy crotons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

+ Ainsley Harriott brand

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I was silly enough to try his Cajun soup
almost as disapointing as any Levi Roots product
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Ains's bulgur wheat with porcini mushrooms is actually edible

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I tell you what I have got
Three Giant Chicken Dumplings the size of Muskmelon with pulled jerk chicken and gravy inside I got the spicy gravy seperate \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Three Giant Chicken Dumplings the size of Muskmelon with pulled jerk chicken and gravy inside I got the spicy gravy separate AIDS
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Your mum has Sex Aids

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I don't :o((((((((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

We have a card night tonight
The lads wanted to try them so I bought three so that everyone could try some
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)

£500,000
not really much to get excited about
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

can I have a milton keynes?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Not until you've finished your Letchworth.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)

While I think it's terrible that Amazon receive almost as much in government grants than they paid in tax
I still continue to buy things form them as they are the most convenient way for me to get lots of things I want and ultimately if the government thinks there is something wrong then they should change the tax laws to make it impossible for them to get around.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

You've just lost all of my respect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I care not for your opinion as you're a bent spastic

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I'm getting a subliminal message here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Amazon never make much profit anyway, they spend it all on cutting costs/expanding.
We'll never get much corporation tax off them.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I think their shareholders are doing alright
so there must be a profit for them to declare dividends.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)

They're doing alright in terms of shareprice.
but they don't pay dividends.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Then why would people invest?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Dominant market possition could easily be turned into profit.
So they're investing assuming amazon will do that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)

They are a profitable company.
EDIT: uk.finance.yahoo.com/q/ks?s=AMZN

Earnings before interest, depreciation, taxation & amortisation of $2.6billion
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)

2012 worldwide loss of $39million.
2011 worldwide profit of $631m
2010 profit of $1.15bn

tiny margins compared to it's size.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I know. I used to work for them. GM of 1.04%.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

You evil bastard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)

i doubt many people here do anything worthwhile with their careers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Oi them paperclips aint going to sell themselves

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

That's what I don't get, the gubmint is saying GOOGLES U R EVIL and AMAYZIN U R NORTY but if these loopholes exist, close them
I mean surely the whole point of a capitalist system is to make as much money as you can without losing it or going to prison? Don't start whaaing because they've dodged your shitty tax laws, just make the shitty tax laws less shitty. If someone said to me 'hey man, here's a legal way to not pay any tax' of course I'd go for it.

BUT I DUNNO COS I DUNNO ABOUT LAWS INNIT
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Theo has it precisely, folks.
If it's legal and you don't like it, make it illegal or shut up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)

They don't want to make it illegal because they'll lose all the buisnesses.
Amazon will throw away 4 billion turnover if they have to pay a hundred million extra a year, that's a fact.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)

It's teh same with Starbucks
They would shut down every single store in the UK without hesitation.

see also, any bank.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)

The real problem is they'll change the flow of money and tax liabilities quicker than the law can be changed.
Probably before HRMC can even send them a new bill.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)

So don't go on the bloody Guardian and start calling Google 'evil' then
It's just a PR stunt, 'look we are trying to make corporations pay tax'
While doing absolutely fuck all because having them in the country is better than not having them
GAH I HATE EVERYTHING
SMASH THE STATE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

www.ethicalconsumer.org/ethicalreports/buyingbookswithoutamazon.aspx
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Not since 'Downloadgate' have I been so shocked at your lack of moral fibre.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I downloaded the entire back catalogue of american "hard rock" band Winger the other day.
It wasn't worth it.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Well then I hope you've learnt your lesson.
Are you a fan of Ted Nugent? His 'Double Live Gonzo' is up there with Montrose's debut in my 'really good American hard rock bands' chart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)

also the James Gang

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I do actualy quite like him
Wango Tango is a good one.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)

that live one is mental

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)

OK WHO HAD "3 MINUTES" IN THE SWEEP?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)

?????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)

The sweep to guess the time between
one mentioning getting stuff of the Net and the other one dragging up Downloadgate again.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)

ohhhhh Monty won again
I don't know how he manages to guess it right everytime
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Matthew Corbett?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY KIDS BUMDER!

( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)

i know you don't like to stir another man's porridge, but there is no need to be rude

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)

All gays molest kids! Scientific FACT!

( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

also never get changed in the same changing room as one
they can't control their carnal urges and also the DEFINATELY fancy you.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Star a new thread Nakers this one has run out of steam

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

shall i do cats that look like b3tans?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Do b3tans that look like cunts

( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

<add link to B3tan flickr site here>

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I dun a CORKER!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)