Estate agents.
Mine's totally fucked me over. He gave some bint the keys, she went round, liked it put in an offer and had a copy of the keys taken. She then decorated, ripped up the underlay, put new doors in, and fucked around with the electrics and stole furniture, including fitted washing machine, cooker and fridge freezer. All without having bought it. She was then refused a mortgage, so she's been round and trashed it.
Estate agents are cunts. What other profession do you want to generalise as cunts?
Alt, what website do you use everyday and why?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:03, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WT actual F?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Was this your flat?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

No, it was Bear Pookie's
Are you alright, sporto?
Maybe you need a bit of a breather?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

It could have been a flat he wanted to buy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I was referring to you asking yourself if it was your flat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I was just checking
You can't be too cautious
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Erm... What?
Is it your property? I don't understand.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Yes it's a place i was left in a will, other side of the country.
I just gave him the keys, and left him to it. I'll have to go over this Saturday, and see what's actually happened Cunt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Threaten to sue him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

and the woman.
Double suing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I wouldn't sue her, I would have her charged with aggrevated trespass, criminal damage and theft.
Much simpler.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Yeah, I agree.
And then sue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

How do you know her name?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

You wouldn't get anything by sueing her
She would plead bankruptcy, and it would cost you a fortune in legal fees for no return.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Jesus Christ
surely the estate agent is liable for costs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Hang on a second. Aren't you the terrible racist who also doesn't like muslims?
If so, surely this is just karma.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

poor old sporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

:o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I'm not racist, Islam isn't a race, it's a religion.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Aren't you the terrible racist who also doesn't like muslims
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

But regardless of that, I would defy anyone who refers to "muslims" to be able to spot a muslim from 50 yards away
without actually admitting that the people they are referring to are actually just brown skinned people with beards.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Are all estate agents Muslims?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

they are in Bethnal Green
massivetielolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1958474
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

They are the ones in a million pieces

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)

who are?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)

muzzas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

...in Islamic dress

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

NINJA'S

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Some of them wear suits
and I reckon a lot of people think that any old indian subcontinent traditional dress = muslim dress, when it could just as easily be Hindu.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

they're all as bad as each other
plenty of english white people want to run small shops that are open 18 hours a day.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

You want to know who's got the right ideas about this stuff?
That Nigel Mansell
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

office lol and I don't know why

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I spose it's easy for me in Tower Hamlets, there are probably about three Hindus in the whole borough

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah but that's enough pissed up future brides for anyone to cope with at one time.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Alt reply:
AND THAT'S JUST THE WOMEN!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I find your over-simplification of the concept of karma to be a bit racist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

You can't over simplify karma, it's just coconut milk and tumeric.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I see what you did there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

LTI

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

she took a copy of the keys?
Decorated and had leccy work done without having completed on the sale?

Fucking hell. Take her to court.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

If she got refused a mortgage you might not get much out of her.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I would have thought that the estate agents are meant to carry professional liability insurance
to deal with catastrophic failures on their part like this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Nah, they'll just blag it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I'm wouldn't have thought they would have much of a leg to stand on if they have allowed keys that they are in possession of to be stolen
which resulted in theft and criminal damage.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

You'd think so
but my bitter experience of life tells me that when you're certain that there's no way on earth etc you can be sorely disappointed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Yes but that's because you're a monemental bell end and your problems are largely of your own making.
In this instance there is a clear case of someone else being at fault.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

It's a fairly major fluff.
It'd be like you digging a big hole in a street you're not supposed to be digging holes in yet, but you wanted to get a head start. Next thing you know, council's pulled the contract, no holes needed and then some old doris falls into the one you dug.

Nightmare.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

We have a bit in our quotes about the person instructing us to do the works being responsible for any permits and permissions that are required.
And I often get people asking why that's needed since we're usually working on their land, but I have to point out that I have personally had it happen twice that we've been told to get on with the work by the client, turned up on site and had someone shouting at us that the person we are working for doesn't own the land yet and can we fucking do one right now please.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

The amount of programmes there are about cowboy builders
They should do one about cowboy customers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah that would be really interesting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

You mean like one of your meals?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Precisely like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Theyr'e fuckers.
About 10 years ago, my mate had his locks changed and his furniture put on the street for non-payment of mortgage. The bank instructed an estate agent to do this. Turns out they got the wrong flat, it was his neighbour they wanted.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I ent no solicitor right
But I'd be taking legal advice along the lines of suing the estate agent for reckless behaviour and suing the woman for the costs of having new locks installed, carpets, white goods etc plus some on top for stress etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

i could do with some of that stress money, this thread has left me really quite shaken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Calm down dera.
Would you like a nice cup of tea?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)

just had one and a Cadbury Snack! which was nicer than exopected

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Nakers i tried one of these the other day with a cup of tea,
I don't normally do sweet things but these are well Nom

www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk/products/1105-cadbury-new-marvellous-creations.aspx
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

looks a bit lolwaqqi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Try the Jelly Popping Candy Shells one
and tell me I'm wrong
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Social workers.
And nuns.

And whatever it is Al does. I'm assuming he's representative.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Why do you think social workers are cunts?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

You've picked that out over nuns? Why?
Are YOU a social worker?

Anyway, Baby P (4eva in are harts), innit.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)

a friend of mine does social work
counselling kids and teenagers dying of cancer, She is a RIGHT cunt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

She sounds it.
Attention seeker.

"Oh sure, you're dying and that's well bad and that but look how NICE I am! Look how SENSITIVE! Aren't I wonderful?"

People make me sick, Nakers.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I don't think he was killed by a social worker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

yeah, but he wasn't NOT killed by one either

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

The prosecution rests

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Maybe not that kid then.
There was definitely a kid in the news that died after the social worker responsible didn't do their job properly.

Anyway, stop taking my flippancy seriously. This is how the Daily Mail got started.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Victoria Climbieeeeeieieiee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Plumbers
Kitchen Fitters
Glaziers

Alt:
Ultradonkey.com
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I just got a haircut
I had to wait over half an hour. But I had already gone in and then left earlier today, so I didn't want to do it again in case they thought I was rude and cut me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Can you not use your razor?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Not on the back of my head.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

And Lo the mullet was invented

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

When you're perfectly capable of cutting yourself

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Nah, I stopped that about 12 years ago.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

When I last got my hair cut
I took the afternoon off work and drove to Slough from Uxbridge because there's a place there that cuts my hair exactly how they want to regardless of what I tell them. They do one haircut for men, basically. It just so happens that it's precisely how I like my hair cut.

I had a hell of a shock when I got it cut in Guildford and they did what I asked and it was horrible.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Your'rethe professional you tell me what needs doing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I don't even want to engage in a conversation about how my hair should be cut.
I'm not some sort of bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

You have long hair too
so it makes bugger all difference what you have done.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I just want to be able to see again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'm not a hair stylist, I don't know what looks good on me :(

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Black and white striped shirts and onions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

9 out of 10 young fashionistas
tell me that I look best in chunky cableknit cardigans.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

You don't always have to listen to the majority

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

+ whilst giggling uncontrollably into their skinny lattes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

not your current cut, beard, glasses and cardigan
hthxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

ouch :(
Was that because of the quiff jab? Because it hurt, Nakers, it hurt.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I really need a haircut
It's getting beyond a joke now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

yeah me too, but i need a 1/2 price offer to come through or it's too expensive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

What happens when your hair gets too long?
Does your quiff just get taller and taller?
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

i don't havea quiff, taht's an old photo
but yeah pretty m,uch that what happened
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Whatever, Hugh Grant

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

millionaire hollywood actor hugh grant?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

No, $10 prossie suck job Hugh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

That sounds divine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

No, the floppy haired prick that looks like a fresh stroke victim

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Johnny Bravololz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

me too lolololol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

The last haircut I had was the week before your birthday bash.
It's not dignified on a man of my age.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Surely this is a name and shame job
I would also suggest a search around on that there internet to see if they have form for this sort of thing. If they have admitted to you that they let her get copies of the keys and enter the property before completion then I would say you have them bang to rights for the full costs of repairs plus stress etc. You would also have a case for some sort of reckless deception
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

best of all the deceptions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

it's in my top 10 Decepticons

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Its no "Soundwave"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

LTI

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

OH MAN RECKLESS DECEPTION ARE PLAYING AT INFEST!!!!!
FIRST UK SHOW!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

OMG

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Does their keyboard player rock back and forth as if movement adds vibrato to his keys?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Yes.
I love it when you see a band on tv or whatever where there's one member who looks as if they think they're another, much more rocking band than is actually the case. Frequently this is the keyboard player, always raises a lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

There should be more keytars in music.
This I have decreed.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Animal from the Muppets
his actions were based on Mick Fleetwood Factfans
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Did he shag another muppet's wife?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

He had a mans hand up his arse

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Mick Fleetwood?
I tell you what though, I'd have worn Stevie Nicks like a hat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Be a sweetie and blow some coke up, while you're up there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I only liked them before anyone else had heard of them
they've totally sold out now, playing "gigs" for "money"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I'm not a massive fan of solicitors
but I'm not sure they're actively cunts. I think it's more a sort of process of osmosis.

Anyone who works in "Media" is clearly a cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

You mean Swipe started off okay, but has gradually turned into the monster she is now?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

She turned me into a newt.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

ewt ullo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Your profession is the least of your worries
ZING
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

you cna't write zing on your own posts you prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Yes I can and I did
DOUBLE ZINGS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Holy shit ! Why the hell would they give the keys over before completition? That's mental.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I BOUGHT SOME ART

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

No you haven't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

No, you bought a picture.

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Whatever you paid for that, it was too much.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)

get her address. and burn her house down

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

This isn't really helping your reputation

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I've got a new puppy as well.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Bless, any breed?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)

the best kind for devouring human flesh and bone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)

So a Pig then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

in a wig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Or in your case a trained attack Lamb

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)

it was only a little nibble really, but it had quite sharp teeth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Maybe it was a Wolf in sheeZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

work has really dried up since Galdiators was cancelled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

That really rocked him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

embarrassingly a third chihuahua.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

you own three chihuahuas...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Them Fucking toy dogs are nasty
Little dog Syndrome
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Chihuahua were bred to fit down rat holes
hence the size and aggression.

still fucking ugly though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I cant see them making a good ratter
Jack Russels are bred for that perpose
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Not in mexico they weren't you berk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

neither of mine are aggressive or yappy. it's bullshit.
Treat them like dogs, train them like dogs, they behave like dogs. It's only the fucking idiot hand bag crowd that never get enough exercise and think they're head of the pack that act that way.
You'll never meet a more loyal dog either.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

that's bullshit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I like puppies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Awwww man, I had been at work today this totally would never have happened!

( Peej, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Are you an estate agent?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

well he is a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)