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I'm sitting outside with a cold pint* next to the river
What are you doing?

*This is my second pint I drank my first one fast for Nakers who is stuck in work till 7pm
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:04, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I thought you had better taste than that Badge

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Textbook.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
morning b3th
Have you recovered from the jet lag yet?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)
I think I have, just about.
I'm quite surprised to find it's the weekend again already, though.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I went to my see my Grandad in Canada last year for the funeral
It taken me two weeks to get my sleeping pattern and two weeks to get it back when I came home.

I was there for .......Wait for it....Two weeks
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:20, Reply)
The rule of thumb is it takes one day for every hour of time difference.
When I was travelling to & from Asia with work I found staying up until midnight in whatever time zone you were in for the first couple of nights (no matter how difficult that was) helped reduce that - advice I received from a long haul pilot.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
I just had to look to see the reaction on here when I came back from Canada
I forgot how supportive you were for me FANKS Batts

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1725157
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Heh heh heh

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:29, Reply)
I wonder if the time differance affects you worse if you go east or west?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Coming back from the east is worse IMO

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Going west I was awake for 28 hours and not a bit tired.
Coming home, I was so tired I had to go straight to bed for a few hours.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Same
Yep it fucked me up for two weeks
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)
I've been back for just over a week, and I'm fine now.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Us males just don't have the fight you women have.................
......wait, sorry no


the other thing.....

I was back to work within 8 hours of landing
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Blood stains and paranoia?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
*doffs hat*
apparently he now uses diguises
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1979464
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)
She'll be needing a lay-in to recover I reckon.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)
You can't rush these things.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:12, Reply)
You'll just have to wait.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Cos love zzzzzzzzzzzz oh fuck it I can't be bothered.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
And that's why you're getting divorced.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Ha ha ha. Oh nicely done. 10/10.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Just got back from spending the afternoon with micro. Had an excellent time here:
www.belmontfarm.co.uk/ - she loves going there.

Now sorting some paperwork out before heading out for a couple of early pints. I'm still knackered from the combination of last weekend & being in Poland earlier this week, so will be having an early finish.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:22, Reply)
I'm glad to see that wifey isn't being a bitch like the Monty Ex.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
So far...

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Did they have micro pigs?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Aw, looks dead canny like pet :)
Glad you had such a good time.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Thanks honey. How're you? Been ages since you, me & your husband met up.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:04, Reply)
O-o

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Tourette's and DG are two of my favourite B3tans. Trufax.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)
*blushes*
Yeah, it's been way too long - Jeff's Brizzle bash I think was the last time? Did I ever tell you that Jet 2 let Burt land the plane?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Ha ha I didn't know that. Excellent.
I will hopefully get up north later in the year.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I think he's friends with you on The Other Internet
I'll ask him to send you photographic evidence ;o) That would be excellent - I shall look forward to the beer swilling lols!
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Excellent.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Early finishes don't impress.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Just got in, will shortly be having a steak
and then sitting on the balcony with a pint of my own.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Settled in ok? When is the house warming?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Probably a while yet
I've got a bed and a sofa and a computer desk and chair, so I have no motivation to get everything out of boxes/bags.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:38, Reply)
I will also need to sort my warming out once I move in to my place (which is hopefully next week).

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I've been trying to get down before your 40th
But I still can't find a decent excuse to justify coming to London :(
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:43, Reply)
i thought you were about 46

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)
You are almost WTN
tee hee
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)
*Raises glass to Lighty*

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Fuck that I left and am now drinking beer in the sun

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
I hope you clocked out.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)
tee hee
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1980096
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Oh Jeff
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-man-told-police-trying-light-fart-film/story-19146205-detail/story.html
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
You was the only one that made the Pop. page today :(

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
i dun much better ones than that as well

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)
I NOES 8(

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Look, I'd been for a curry.
Now, leave it.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Sup Jeffers

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Korma?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Nokia probably 8mp

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Yeah, that's more like it :D

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:01, Reply)
You're not a regular here T
is QOTW boring you?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Haven't hung around on here for a while,
half term hols this week innit. Nah, it ain't what it used to be, back when all this was fields and Hitler was a cadet...
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Same here for the half term Hols.
My son has spent one night at home in the last 8.


Sleep overs!
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
YAY \o/
Bit of a bugger when you have to return the favour though.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Sleepovers
They don't frigging sleep, worst name EVAH
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)
I noes rite :-/

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Mine is 15 now
Eats like a horse and treats the place like a hotel
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:43, Reply)
what a cunt

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I blame the parents

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:06, Reply)
EXACTLY!
Oh no, wait...
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I blame it on the Boogie

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Maybe when they hit their thirties it'll get better?
Mine's 17 and no better. They should bring back national service and ration books etc.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:06, Reply)
+slipper/cane and the birch

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)
That's too good for the little blighters.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:10, Reply)
On my second well deserved tin of Bombardier
after a six hour shift in the garden. Mind, it'll be lovely when it's nice.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Have you got DG slaving away in the kitchen?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Nah, sat on me arse watching Top Gear innit?
Friday is non cooking night.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:08, Reply)
I haven't watched top gear for ages it wen't all a bit shit
However I do like "Wheeler Dealers" and "Fast & Loud"
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Wheeler Dealers is great.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
They did a" Fait Dino"
I fell in love with that car
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)

They ate Dino?

I'm never watchin' The Flintsones again.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I fell in love with one of these in my local classic car garage
www.kzclassiccars.com/pictures/Fiat-124-Spider-1600-1969-1.jpg

'69 Fiat-124-Spider
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I want an Alfa Romeo Brera.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Alfa's are like Saab's you buy them with your heart
not with your head
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)
My old Saab 900 turbo was great fun
but cost me a fortune to keep it running
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Oh that's nice.
Not at all like the Fiat 126 which was my first car. The starter cable snapped so I had to *get it going from behind with a broom shank*
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)
i don't know why car companies don't make more small two seaters
makes sense considering the cost of petrol, insurance etc
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:39, Reply)
He totes cheated and went hunting for pizzas in his knitted loincloth to asda ;)

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Was his mankini in the wash then?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
It's in my sewing pile,
there's a hole in one of the elbows.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
i have 2 top trouser buttons to sew back on...
post hols diet I think
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Chuck them over onto my pile ;o)

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
is this a euphemism?
it's ok you can tell me, DG will up to his back wheels in the dalek by now anyway
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)
*winks*
Vizlols :D
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)
I saw someone wearing a mankini in a supermarket once.
*shudders*
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I have worn a mankini, with a nice pair of brogues
I was red raw in the morning, RED RAW
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
ASDA 10" stone baked base
Make your own pizza is one of the only reasons to go there
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
And you would know all about the obesity wing
How is your job at KFC going?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:14, Reply)
back online now, after having some play time with mini ape and popping her to bed
got a bit of James Vincent McMorrow on the speakers, big bottle of becks in hand, all I need to do now is remember what the fuck I was supposed to be doing
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Typing on B3ta and chilling Nakers that is all

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)
nah, got a weekly update email to concoct and some other shit

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Subject line: week ending the 31st & still an unintelligent twat.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Edit Line: whoops wrong year it's 13 not 31






hahaha
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Oh that looks so terribly sad...
Both of us posting from different rooms in the same house. Pair of lolfatty internet shut-ins :-(
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I told DG yesterday that I looked at a link and you him and others were on there
He no way looks 42, quite a catch, well done that lady
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Run Tourettes RUN!

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
You do realise thats DG's wife doncha?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)
as in run from you the internet stalker

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I think you have got me mixed up with Cho-Cho

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)
He was probably only 38 then ;o)

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)
10 days until I turn 40...

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:24, Reply)
You don't look a day over 36
Doesn't matter a jot chuck, 40's is the new middle youth innit.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I likewise look great for my age
I refuse to use products like just for men, my wife still hates that the young girls at her work say things like "your husband is hot" and "he's a bit dishy"
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)
/QOTW

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:37, Reply)
/HONDA ACCORDS

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)
/AUTISMS

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)
/SUPERMODELS

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I have no problem with turning 40.
What's the point stressing about it? Not like you can do anything about it.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:40, Reply)
you could kill yourself

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)
After you. I insist you go first.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Needs MOAR 30m cable

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)
2/10

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:11, Reply)
can i ask
how much do you weigh?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Yes you can

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:24, Reply)
cool,
how much do you weigh?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)
13 and a half stone

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)
how do we know if this is true you could be lying to us

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Rosey.....how dare you suggest such a thing

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:33, Reply)
hey she just wants what all of us want and that is accuracy in facts

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)
You mean a cock Gaz right?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)
look we all just want to know for certain your weight
and if at all possible also your bmi
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)
all we want is the truth

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)
i wish for more innocent times
when asking someone's weight and bmi was not sneered at with derision
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)
this is how he gets

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Ok this sounds good
6'1" 13 and a half stone no idea about my BMI...



what happens now?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)
brb just gonna check yer bmi

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
TELL ME I'M OK
I'M NOT GONNA DIE SOON AM I?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)
ok cool you're basically on the line for not overweight,
so imma go ahead and assume you're slightly overweight cos everyone slightly overplays their height and underplays their weight, nothing to be ashamed of we all do it, you're alright tho, barely overweight if at all
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)
he might be lying though

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:41, Reply)
You're just after a cock gaz aint you?
Bad Rosie back in your box

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)
please dont

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)
ignore her its all she wants send her loads

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)
i cant deal with you when you get like this

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)
hahaha Poor Rosie

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)
My zoom function don't work
I'll send Pics. Of Gonzes Cock, I hope she dont realise it's circumcised and just think I'm happy to see her
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Yeah yeah
Playing hard to get now aint cha




tee hee
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)
But wait........How do I know it wasn't the others guys BMI you go it mixed up with?
He's only a kid I wan't to go home



*Cries*



saving privite BMI Ryan
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)
its fine you're not fat fat just fat

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)
:(
But I have a six pack..... It's my arse isn't it.....I can never see it in the shower, I bet it drags along like a caravan behind me :(


I feel so low
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I swapped my six pack for a small keg.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I thought you was training for the run?

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Had to pull out after injuring foot innit.
Shouldn't have cut the plaster cast off...
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I refuse to say I told you so

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

He's no heavyweight, that's for sure.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)
He's my brother.......



tee hee
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Oh yes he is.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Oh no he ain't.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

He's a dedicated follower of zzzzz
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)
are you alright

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
tis a song doncha know

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

No. Completely wrong.

Not seen you for a while.

Alright?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)
whoah whoah whoah whats all this

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)
i dont know where phudbrees seen me but iv only been to work and back today im a bit on edge now

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)
He's got eyes everywhere.
By that, I mean he's a fly. Or Jeff Goldblum.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Edge is a cunt.

Get off him, is my advice.

Please yourself, like.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)
hahahahaaaa

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I've had a pint, and now a glass of wine
the last glass in a bottle in fact. So now I am faced with the ultimate choice - should I have beer or wine next?

Option 3 would be Pear Schnapps but that seems a bit masochistic.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Depends on whether you have more beer or more wine.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Open another bottle of wine.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Wotcha Batts.
I see you might be heading north at some point. Anywhere in mind?
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Not yet. Will be the autumn at the earliest. Will let you know nearer the time.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Good-oh.

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:58, Reply)
On your way up pass by and get a Chicken Dumpling the Size of a Muskmelon
covered in spicy Gravy
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I Just got back from the pub, I can’t believe this thread is still here
On the top What the Fuck
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)

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