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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm sitting outside with a cold pint* next to the river
What are you doing?

*This is my second pint I drank my first one fast for Nakers who is stuck in work till 7pm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:04, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I thought you had better taste than that Badge

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
morning b3th
Have you recovered from the jet lag yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)
I think I have, just about.
I'm quite surprised to find it's the weekend again already, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I went to my see my Grandad in Canada last year for the funeral
It taken me two weeks to get my sleeping pattern and two weeks to get it back when I came home.

I was there for .......Wait for it....Two weeks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:20, Reply)
The rule of thumb is it takes one day for every hour of time difference.
When I was travelling to & from Asia with work I found staying up until midnight in whatever time zone you were in for the first couple of nights (no matter how difficult that was) helped reduce that - advice I received from a long haul pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
I just had to look to see the reaction on here when I came back from Canada
I forgot how supportive you were for me FANKS Batts

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1725157
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:29, Reply)
I wonder if the time differance affects you worse if you go east or west?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Coming back from the east is worse IMO

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Going west I was awake for 28 hours and not a bit tired.
Coming home, I was so tired I had to go straight to bed for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Same
Yep it fucked me up for two weeks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)
I've been back for just over a week, and I'm fine now.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Us males just don't have the fight you women have.................
......wait, sorry no


the other thing.....

I was back to work within 8 hours of landing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Blood stains and paranoia?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
*doffs hat*
apparently he now uses diguises
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1979464
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)
She'll be needing a lay-in to recover I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)
You can't rush these things.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:12, Reply)
You'll just have to wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Cos love zzzzzzzzzzzz oh fuck it I can't be bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
And that's why you're getting divorced.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Ha ha ha. Oh nicely done. 10/10.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Just got back from spending the afternoon with micro. Had an excellent time here:
www.belmontfarm.co.uk/ - she loves going there.

Now sorting some paperwork out before heading out for a couple of early pints. I'm still knackered from the combination of last weekend & being in Poland earlier this week, so will be having an early finish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:22, Reply)
I'm glad to see that wifey isn't being a bitch like the Monty Ex.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
So far...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Did they have micro pigs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Aw, looks dead canny like pet :)
Glad you had such a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Thanks honey. How're you? Been ages since you, me & your husband met up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:04, Reply)
O-o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Tourette's and DG are two of my favourite B3tans. Trufax.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)
*blushes*
Yeah, it's been way too long - Jeff's Brizzle bash I think was the last time? Did I ever tell you that Jet 2 let Burt land the plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Ha ha I didn't know that. Excellent.
I will hopefully get up north later in the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I think he's friends with you on The Other Internet
I'll ask him to send you photographic evidence ;o) That would be excellent - I shall look forward to the beer swilling lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Early finishes don't impress.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Just got in, will shortly be having a steak
and then sitting on the balcony with a pint of my own.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Settled in ok? When is the house warming?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Probably a while yet
I've got a bed and a sofa and a computer desk and chair, so I have no motivation to get everything out of boxes/bags.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:38, Reply)
I will also need to sort my warming out once I move in to my place (which is hopefully next week).

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I've been trying to get down before your 40th
But I still can't find a decent excuse to justify coming to London :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:43, Reply)
i thought you were about 46

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)
You are almost WTN
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)
*Raises glass to Lighty*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Fuck that I left and am now drinking beer in the sun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
I hope you clocked out.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)
tee hee
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1980096
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Oh Jeff
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-man-told-police-trying-light-fart-film/story-19146205-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
You was the only one that made the Pop. page today :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
i dun much better ones than that as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)
I NOES 8(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Look, I'd been for a curry.
Now, leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Sup Jeffers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Korma?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Nokia probably 8mp

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Yeah, that's more like it :D

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:01, Reply)
You're not a regular here T
is QOTW boring you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Haven't hung around on here for a while,
half term hols this week innit. Nah, it ain't what it used to be, back when all this was fields and Hitler was a cadet...
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Same here for the half term Hols.
My son has spent one night at home in the last 8.


Sleep overs!
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
YAY \o/
Bit of a bugger when you have to return the favour though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Sleepovers
They don't frigging sleep, worst name EVAH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)
I noes rite :-/

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Mine is 15 now
Eats like a horse and treats the place like a hotel
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:43, Reply)
what a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I blame the parents

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:06, Reply)
EXACTLY!
Oh no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I blame it on the Boogie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Maybe when they hit their thirties it'll get better?
Mine's 17 and no better. They should bring back national service and ration books etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:06, Reply)
+slipper/cane and the birch

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)
That's too good for the little blighters.

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:10, Reply)
On my second well deserved tin of Bombardier
after a six hour shift in the garden. Mind, it'll be lovely when it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Have you got DG slaving away in the kitchen?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Nah, sat on me arse watching Top Gear innit?
Friday is non cooking night.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 19:08, Reply)
I haven't watched top gear for ages it wen't all a bit shit
However I do like "Wheeler Dealers" and "Fast & Loud"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Wheeler Dealers is great.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
They did a" Fait Dino"
I fell in love with that car
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)

They ate Dino?

I'm never watchin' The Flintsones again.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I fell in love with one of these in my local classic car garage
www.kzclassiccars.com/pictures/Fiat-124-Spider-1600-1969-1.jpg

'69 Fiat-124-Spider
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I want an Alfa Romeo Brera.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Alfa's are like Saab's you buy them with your heart
not with your head
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)
My old Saab 900 turbo was great fun
but cost me a fortune to keep it running
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Oh that's nice.
Not at all like the Fiat 126 which was my first car. The starter cable snapped so I had to *get it going from behind with a broom shank*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)
i don't know why car companies don't make more small two seaters
makes sense considering the cost of petrol, insurance etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:39, Reply)
He totes cheated and went hunting for pizzas in his knitted loincloth to asda ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Was his mankini in the wash then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
It's in my sewing pile,
there's a hole in one of the elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
i have 2 top trouser buttons to sew back on...
post hols diet I think
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Chuck them over onto my pile ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
is this a euphemism?
it's ok you can tell me, DG will up to his back wheels in the dalek by now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)
*winks*
Vizlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)
I saw someone wearing a mankini in a supermarket once.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I have worn a mankini, with a nice pair of brogues
I was red raw in the morning, RED RAW
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
ASDA 10" stone baked base
Make your own pizza is one of the only reasons to go there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
And you would know all about the obesity wing
How is your job at KFC going?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:14, Reply)
back online now, after having some play time with mini ape and popping her to bed
got a bit of James Vincent McMorrow on the speakers, big bottle of becks in hand, all I need to do now is remember what the fuck I was supposed to be doing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Typing on B3ta and chilling Nakers that is all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)
nah, got a weekly update email to concoct and some other shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Subject line: week ending the 31st & still an unintelligent twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Edit Line: whoops wrong year it's 13 not 31






hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Oh that looks so terribly sad...
Both of us posting from different rooms in the same house. Pair of lolfatty internet shut-ins :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I told DG yesterday that I looked at a link and you him and others were on there
He no way looks 42, quite a catch, well done that lady
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Run Tourettes RUN!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)
You do realise thats DG's wife doncha?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)
as in run from you the internet stalker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I think you have got me mixed up with Cho-Cho

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)
He was probably only 38 then ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)
10 days until I turn 40...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:24, Reply)
You don't look a day over 36
Doesn't matter a jot chuck, 40's is the new middle youth innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I likewise look great for my age
I refuse to use products like just for men, my wife still hates that the young girls at her work say things like "your husband is hot" and "he's a bit dishy"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)
/QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:37, Reply)
/HONDA ACCORDS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)
/AUTISMS

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)
/SUPERMODELS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I have no problem with turning 40.
What's the point stressing about it? Not like you can do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:40, Reply)
you could kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)
After you. I insist you go first.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Needs MOAR 30m cable

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)
2/10

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:11, Reply)
can i ask
how much do you weigh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Yes you can

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:24, Reply)
cool,
how much do you weigh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)
13 and a half stone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)
how do we know if this is true you could be lying to us

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Rosey.....how dare you suggest such a thing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:33, Reply)
hey she just wants what all of us want and that is accuracy in facts

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)
You mean a cock Gaz right?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)
look we all just want to know for certain your weight
and if at all possible also your bmi
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)
all we want is the truth

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)
i wish for more innocent times
when asking someone's weight and bmi was not sneered at with derision
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)
this is how he gets

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Ok this sounds good
6'1" 13 and a half stone no idea about my BMI...



what happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)
brb just gonna check yer bmi

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
TELL ME I'M OK
I'M NOT GONNA DIE SOON AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)
ok cool you're basically on the line for not overweight,
so imma go ahead and assume you're slightly overweight cos everyone slightly overplays their height and underplays their weight, nothing to be ashamed of we all do it, you're alright tho, barely overweight if at all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)
he might be lying though

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:41, Reply)
You're just after a cock gaz aint you?
Bad Rosie back in your box

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)
please dont

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)
ignore her its all she wants send her loads

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)
i cant deal with you when you get like this

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)
hahaha Poor Rosie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)
My zoom function don't work
I'll send Pics. Of Gonzes Cock, I hope she dont realise it's circumcised and just think I'm happy to see her
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Yeah yeah
Playing hard to get now aint cha




tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)
But wait........How do I know it wasn't the others guys BMI you go it mixed up with?
He's only a kid I wan't to go home



*Cries*



saving privite BMI Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)
its fine you're not fat fat just fat

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)
:(
But I have a six pack..... It's my arse isn't it.....I can never see it in the shower, I bet it drags along like a caravan behind me :(


I feel so low
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I swapped my six pack for a small keg.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I thought you was training for the run?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Had to pull out after injuring foot innit.
Shouldn't have cut the plaster cast off...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I refuse to say I told you so

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

He's no heavyweight, that's for sure.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)
He's my brother.......



tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Oh yes he is.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Oh no he ain't.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

He's a dedicated follower of zzzzz
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)
are you alright

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
tis a song doncha know

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

No. Completely wrong.

Not seen you for a while.

Alright?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)
whoah whoah whoah whats all this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)
i dont know where phudbrees seen me but iv only been to work and back today im a bit on edge now

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)
He's got eyes everywhere.
By that, I mean he's a fly. Or Jeff Goldblum.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Edge is a cunt.

Get off him, is my advice.

Please yourself, like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)
hahahahaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I've had a pint, and now a glass of wine
the last glass in a bottle in fact. So now I am faced with the ultimate choice - should I have beer or wine next?

Option 3 would be Pear Schnapps but that seems a bit masochistic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Depends on whether you have more beer or more wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Open another bottle of wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Wotcha Batts.
I see you might be heading north at some point. Anywhere in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Not yet. Will be the autumn at the earliest. Will let you know nearer the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Good-oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:58, Reply)
On your way up pass by and get a Chicken Dumpling the Size of a Muskmelon
covered in spicy Gravy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I Just got back from the pub, I can’t believe this thread is still here
On the top What the Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)

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