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JubileeSo Queeny has managed 60 years on the throne. Is this a good or a bad thing? Are you a Royalist?
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The sun is out and so are the tits. \o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:10,
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I'm actually shocked you dont have a Royal opinion Chompy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:30,
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I consider myself a slothful repulican.I want them gone, but can't be arsed to argue about it.
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I watched that "Best of the Buzzcocks" thing last nightI was startled by how much nipple the Spice Girls had on display in the video for "Tell You What I Want".
Mostly that I didn't remember from the first time round, most unlike me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:14,
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Malteser smugglers, the lot of them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:28,
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I like the idea of having a king/queenThe monarchy helps to bring in lots of tourism; I wonder how one offsets the other financially
But I think we could do we having William in as king
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:15,
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Alt: Your pasty bitch-tits slopping around in full public view are no cause for celebration sport(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:15,
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Also see Tramp stamps(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:15,
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I have neither bitch tits nor a tramp stamp, thank you very much(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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I trust her more than I trust the government of the day, that's for surealt:\o/ but so are the housewhales that really should be covered up in kaftans or something.
I wonder if there's like a reverse "body dysmorphia", like the opposite of when anorexic people look in the mirror and see a fat person, that fat people put on crop tops and thongs cos they look in the mirror and see a thin person?
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They just see 3 thin people(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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Alt: I didn’t think you read shit newspapers or was into ornithology (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:17,
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I couldn't give 2 shits about the royal family, but would probably miss them if they weren't aroundThey should be self-financing, somehow. Maybe Her Madge could sign a shirt sponsorship deal or something?
Princess Margaret could have been sponsored by some gin distiller or a bookie or something like that.
I cannot abide Prince Charles. Straight onto Wills I reckon.
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I couldnt give two shits eitherJust wanted a new question
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:32,
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I'm choosing to read your last lineas suggesting that Charles sexually abuses his eldest son.
SCORE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:35,
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now then now then boys and girls eurgeurgheurgheurgh.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:47,
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To me the difference between the Queen and politiciansis that the Queen's first duty is to the country, whereas a politician's first duty is always to themselves, or at a push their party.
Not sure the same could be said for Charles, though.
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I appreciate your point, which does have some merit.However I suspect that most members of the royal family are even more detached from reality than politicians - and that's some achievement.
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Allegedly at one point Charles even had a servant to put toothpaste on his toothbrush for him(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I suspect soProbably the "attendant to the privy chamber" or some such.
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Historically there was a Groom of the Stool who would wipe the kingly bottom... It was a highly prized position as it showed you had the kings trust
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Although the government gives them money The Crown Estate - properties and such - pay their profits into the treasury. If they paid tax but took back the Crown lands we'd actually be worse off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:47,
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Show your working pleaseIn addition, if we took all their land and lopped off their fucking heads, I reckon THEY'D be worse off. AMIRITE?
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shan'tas I'm probably wrong. Crown lands are managed by an independent organisation and profits paid into the Treasury, but since they're effectively a public body I expect they're shit at it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:07,
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*waves*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:51,
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I'd ride Princess Anne like an angry donkey(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:47,
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Which one of you is the angry donkey in this scenario?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:51,
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^ This guy gets it ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:54,
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I am a staunch republican. Get rid of the lot of them. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:47,
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I think it's great. I really do. That a quirk of birth can mean a life of privilege and palaces is completely reasonable in a modern democracy.
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The ones that piss me off are those who claim to be atheist but also royalist.They seem to forget the royals are supposed to be directly linked through history to Christ.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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Really?I did not know this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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Or have you just been reading too much Dan Brown?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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I wouldn't even wipe my arse with a Dan Brown book.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:52,
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I'm pretty sure that's how he writes them...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:54,
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The queen is directly descended from John the baptist or something.(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I think it's Paul, first Bishop of Rome.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:13,
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Well this is the best evidence I can find.www.jesusevidence.org/gen.html
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Housing advice www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/london-property-market-boosted-by-people-pretending-grim-places-are-great-2013053070398
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I love the fact that, that site is modern enough to have youtube links.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:56,
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No, the Bishop of Rome is not the Pope.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:22,
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You sound a bit bitterYou're not one of Andy's lovechilds are you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/yay-woo-yay-the-queen-woo-yay-2012060129288
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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Is it last summer again?Gosh, I can't wait for the Olympics.
Alt: Mine aren't. They're barely restrained as usual, but they're definitely not 'out'. For which I'm sure the nation thanks me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:51,
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go team GB(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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Like a couple of angry volleyballs?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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I'm going to need pictorial evidence of this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:48,
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fuck (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:55,
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I noesCries
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:14,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:54,
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Can I call Zing?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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There's not enough seizing of the crown goes on these days.Go back a couple of hundred years and there were always plots to overthrow the monarch and install your own man at the top.
Who was the last monarch to meet a bloody end in this country?
Alt: I like breasts, but sadly as they come out, so do the topless chavs with their dogs, tattoos and cheap lager. Ugh.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:19,
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Richard III was the last one to die in battle(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:21,
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I would like to see the rightful heir to the throne put in place:HRH Princess Elizabeth Stuart
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:24,
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I rather like the royal familyI'm rather baffled as to how people manage to get so angry about them. There are far more deserving targets for ire than some powerless charity workers. I tell you who has the right ideas, that Michael finnegan fellow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:19,
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Fucking hairy faced cuntFinnegan too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:48,
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I think it's the whole some people not having enough money to feed their kids while others get spoonfed swan for dinner.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:50,
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*unveils carrot shaped like a cock*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:57,
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I don't know that I'm a Royalist, but I like the Royal family.I think they're great value. Slightly outdated system though.
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hahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:36,
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:(www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2335497/Grumbleweeds-star-Graham-Walker-dies-68-losing-battle-cancer.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:00,
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I don't know who this isAm I too old, too young or too ignorant?
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Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:07,
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I like it how she's not dead and her face is on money and that.(
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Well knock me down with a feather it's MMPS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:20,
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whoa, slow down I need wining and dining beforeyou come on that strong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:39,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:23,
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