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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's for lunch?
Alt: what's for dinner?

Altalt: what's the next food trend round the corner?

Altaltalt: Food, eh? Nommy nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:12, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Get this this I have Chicken
And.....and....it's not even Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Whoah boah, that shit ain't right, ya hear?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Fuck the rules



I'm a rebel me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
carefull double H
That sort of attitude can give you the AIDS...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)
This is a very clever Eazy E reference

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)
But as you are all reading further down the page no one will validate me.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I'm reading it but I have no Easy E knowledge
so am entirely unamused.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I SAID VALIDATE ME

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:20, Reply)
lunch, dunno
dinner bbq at mine, we have bread rolls need something to put in them.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)
SUGGEST BBQ THINGS PLEZE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
WHOLE FUCKING PIG.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
BUT THEN WHAT WILL HE FUCK?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
MOAR FUCKING PIG.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I went to a hog roast a few Sundays ago
I don't think I mentioned it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Only a 44cm kettle BBQ
waahhhhh :(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
get a bigger barbecue then
you absolute fucking Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I'm not made of money.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
big metal tray
two or three oven shelves

some bricks to balance it on.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Rented house, can't just build a bbq in the garden.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I didn't suggest building anything permanent
hence the use of the word "balance"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
No, you're suggesting I go home from work.
Source two or three oven shelves some bricks, a big metal tray and a whole fucking pig and construct it all before lighting it and cooking the pig for say 6 hours then eating it?

Best idea ever!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
No fucking ambition, that's your problem.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I was going to suggest chancing it with some chicken drum sticks.

(socynicalsohip, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
We'd almost certainly die!
could do some hot wings i suppose.
What are you and Jon thinking of bringing?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Whatever we find in tesco on the way to yours...Sausages I imagine
I did look at some recipes yesterday but I'm too lazy to prepare stuff.
(socynicalsohip, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Do you want to head to ours first and we can go togetther
save getting all the same shit?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Yeah, alright.
Jon's heading over straight from work so we could probably give you guys a lift.
(socynicalsohip, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
sure thing let me know.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm doing belly pork for dinner
At least I will if the wife goes to the Butchers and gets some.

Which I'm sure she will.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Of course she will
Its a well known fact that she loves a Butchers Sausage
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Sandwich for lunch.
This evening we're going to sit in a beer garden, so I may well get steak.

om

nom

nom
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
It will probably be libertarian steak.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Is that a shy but strangely attractive steak with glasses on
that actually turns out to have a mind like a Welsh railway?

oh, libertarian. as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Difficult to catch free-range cows in order to make steaks out of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
*runs*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Steak marinated in Peroni.
Sounds pretty NOM

*gets bolt gun*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)
I'm doing a thai green fish curry for dinner
At least I will if the wife goes to the fishmongers and gets some.

Which I'm sure she will.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
which fish?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I've told her to choose
risky, kids.

normally I'd use monkfish and throw in some squid and prawns.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
My wife doesn't think she likes Monkfish.
Which I think is bollocks since it tastes pretty much like cod or haddock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
There's fuck all to dislike, and it'll hold together in a curry or stew better than most.
Now you know I've a lot of time for Mrs Al - but make no bones about it, I think she's wrong here and I don't care who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I'm totally agreeing with you here Monty, and lets be honest, that's quite unlike me.
I guess its the Libertarian Student in me trying to get out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I don't think you know what that means.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
You're not in any position to judge whether what I think it means is correct or not since you seem to think it means salad, or purple, or something else equally ludicrous.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Yeah, sorry Al. I'm pretty sure you don't have any idea what you're talking about, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)
This is superb use of the word mate.
I bet as you wrote it you imagined yourself saying it to a stranger in a pub and them being all scared at your intellectual prowess.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I guess if I were to use it in real life
it'd be accompanied by a dismissive eye-roll, if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Putting aside all the macho posturing I still have no idea if you actually understand the difference
between liberal and libertarian and were merely trying to make a joke earlier.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I'm genuinely not sure if you do.
It's not a simple distinction, compounded by it's use in American politics which doesn't even know what liberalism and conservatism really are.

But yeah, I was having a dig.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)
to continue a theme
I believe she does love a good fishy finger
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Never take your child to a soft play centre when you have a hangover.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Eff that, the noise in those places is terrifying.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Not too bad during term time

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Saturdays in those places are like the 7th level of hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Great if you are cruising for a piece of arse though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I am *always* cruising for a piece of ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Ass?
You'll be saying "cilantro" next.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Since he's going vegetarian again
I imagine he'll be cooking with zucchinis a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
That'll be swell.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Sorry, I can't chat right now, I'm too busy eating this eggplant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Dude, that's rad.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)
You're obsessed with salami as well then?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Altalt: Vegetarianism.
Altaltalt: Not really. See above.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I might make some chilli sauce this weekend.
True story
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Interesting
How are you planning on doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I'm not sure.
I'll either make a relish-type thing or a proper sauce. I can get a large bag of scotch bonnets for a quid in Whitechapel so if it doesn't work out it's no great loss. For a sauce I'd blend garlic, tomatoes, sugar, salt and chillies I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Add some Paprika for a smoky taste

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
And a bit of lemon juice or white wine vinegar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Whats his mums got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Ah yes, that's fo' sho.
Good thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
A few sun dried tomatoes and a bit of pineapple
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Then drop a rock on your foot and get elecrocuted in the teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Yeah? Funny is it?
I think the unemployed and homeless should be careful of throwing stones in glass houses.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Not as funny as your face, pal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Those long cold winters could give a homeless bloke frost bite you know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)
yeah? well FUCK YOU, that's what!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Maybe I will - maybe I won't.
You can't tell me what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Try this out for inspiration
www.chillibugs.co.uk/index.asp


Also could well be worth clubbing together and placing an order between close freinds
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Where do you stand on cayenne pepper?
I find that the chillies hit your tongue and lips, and the cayenne hits the back of your throat. Nice little combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I don't tend to use it - but maybe I should!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Hey, worth a try
I throw all sorts of shit in and just see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
The hell you will
I made some quite nice chili sauce recently, Monce. Nowhere near the strength you're used to, I'm sure, but I was pleased with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
My tastebuds are knackered.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I bet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I'm having one of those 'last few bits in the fridge' sandwiches
Pesto, cheese, salami, chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
My daughter is fucking obsessed with salami.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
That's what I heard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
My kids love it too
And I love anything as long as it used to have a face.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I, too, am a massive fan of Simon Weston.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
*bobs for chips*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Bartleby, give Monty his login back

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I really hope this was intentional.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Noodle soup from Abokado, I think.
And a big bag of chinky for us tea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
The chap who killed that soldier in Woolwich?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Chinks ain't muzzies are they?
Did I mention I was born in Woolwich?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Dunno they all look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
People from Woolwich I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Cunts more like.
The muzzies that is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
The lengths people will go to, to promote their goods

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
It makes me feel like Riggers.
Hacked off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I want to go here at some point.
m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/07/tammy-anteater-london-zoo
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
YM
Alt: YOM

Alt: YM and YOM at the same time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
This will be a popular thread.
I've made a tune/rice/veg ensemble.

Alt. Im cooking a curry tonight.

AltAlt. Fusion seems to be the big thing at the minute. Combining tastes.
Even Starburst have flavour Morphs that apparently change flavour. I personally think it's a load of tosh. Flavoured popcorn has had a massive push at the minute too.

omnonomnoms
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
So which song
Do you know what I was going to come up with some tedious pun regarding Tim Rice and Paul McCartney, from the bit where you have written Tune rather than tuna... But it was so shit I decided to fess up here and you can all mock my failure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:28, Reply)
GOD I HATE YOU
Nice sig, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Fish and chips I think
alt: pizza

altalt: apparently roast suckling pig is very popular at the moment
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1986087
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
sausage sandwich
but with "Outdoor reared pork with Monterey Jack cheese and Jalapeno Peppers" sausages. It was really quite remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)
They sounds fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:42, Reply)

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