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I have just bought £100 worth of wine from the wine society, what was your last unnecessary/extravagant purchase?
alt:if you were to do the world a favour and kill yourself, how would you do it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:31,
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Alt: Probably at one of Kroneys BBQ's that I would get an invite to.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:34,
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immolation it is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:34,
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STRIKE one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35,
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just sayin, there's a new thread up
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:05,
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But it's - no offence - shit, Frank
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:15,
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Is his name
Shit Frank?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:25,
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There's a comma, you unlettered bufffoon
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:00,
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I chosen to ignore that.... I prefer Shit Frank
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:03,
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Yeah, but you're not responding.
Just sayin'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:32,
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Your mum offered a group discount
So I paid for everyone to have a go.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35,
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Best 50p spent EVAH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35,
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She would normally have given at least 10p change back to be fair
she saw you coming
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:36,
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I'm not suprised she saw, all the other holes were taken
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37,
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SOMETHIG ABOUT A SPUNKY FACE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37,
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MARRkakki
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:39,
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on a different note
Now that the noncey teacher is up before the beak, all of a sudden they cant report the name of the pupil that he ran off to France with. At the time her name was all over the news. Its a very odd situation
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35,
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At the time there were no charges against him and no one sure they had actually run off together
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37,
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what not even with the pictures of them arm in arm on a ferry?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37,
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they may have been on a completely legitimate and platonic field trip
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:38,
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Or he could have been noncing her up the shitter
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:42,
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I appreciate that
It just seems a somewhat pointless exercise
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:42,
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yeah but the law is the law, it doesn't have exceptions
victims in cases like this have their anonymity preserved regardless of what went before
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:43,
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Alright Judge Dredd
Its like you have no sense of irony at times young fella me lad. I am going to type this and ask you to read it slowly...
I understand why it is happening it just seems a somewhat pointless exercise
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51,
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i'm gonna need an irony check here please dozatranny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51,
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As well as that the jury will have to pretend that they didn't follow the whole story as it was happening.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:44,
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Megan who?
they should all stand up on mass when he arrives in the dock and shout NONCE
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:49,
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Or the foreman should just go
we f-f-f-f-f-f-find the defendant g-g-g-g-g-guil-guil-guil-guily.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:53,
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Nice
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:08,
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similarly those Woolwich nutters are described as the alleged killers of Riggers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:01,
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We actually made a card for the kid
We were quite disappointed when her password wasn't 'ILOVEMATHS'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:08,
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I bought a bus powered 2TB external hard drive to store all my TV and films on.
It was over a hundred pounds, but I earn a frankly sickening amount so it's basically pocket change.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:40,
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I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:41,
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bus powered?
I thought they were cheaper than that anyway thee days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:41,
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he has to rig it up to a routemaster
they are quite expensive
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:43,
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Al has a Boris Bus
doesn't seem very left wing of him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:44,
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Does that mean the middle of his hard drive keeps catching fire?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:45,
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only when he rubs it too quickly
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:48,
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I like this
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51,
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As in I don't need an external power supply
it is powered over the USB cable.
If you get ones that aren't bus powered they are a bit cheaper, but not that much.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:01,
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I see, I have one of those, only 750 gig though
isn't there some theory that something saved digitally doesn't exist unless it is in 7 different places or something? due to the chances of deletion/destruction?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:04,
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I work on two or three copies.
Also, you need a way to recover the data from whatever you've got it on.
So having 30 floppy disks but no disk drive is a bit pointless.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:11,
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probelm is you could have the photos etc on your laptop and backed up on a hardrive
but if your house burns down they are both gone, you need them in another location as well...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:13,
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I'm probelm
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24,
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pro +ing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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Alt: Slowly with drugs and alcohol.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:40,
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I keep adding extra bottles of wine onto the weekly Sainsburys online shop to get it over £100
and therefore delivered for free
/false economy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:45,
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I'd like to die from exhaustion in a ball pit
no kids mind
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:48,
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up to your balls in a pit bull, more like.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51,
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Hi Jeff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:58,
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You want to die in YM?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:54,
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i dun a clcik here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:01,
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How many bottles is worth £100
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Peej, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:52,
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Knowing Nakers 30m worth
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:53,
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eleventy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:57,
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Enough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:57,
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7
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:59,
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BBC breaking news
"Jordan passes Abu Qatada treaty" More to follow
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:57,
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The amount of time her shitpipe was reamed, I'm shocked she noticed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:58,
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clickity click
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:59,
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Oh, I say.
Quite outstanding.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:00,
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^^What he said
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:08,
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*golf clap*
+ click
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10,
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Very good have click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:12,
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All of my purchases are extravagant
But I guess the most recent one that was over a tenner (and wasn't for my children) was my electric lap steel.
Alt: Pills probably. I'm afraid of heights, don't have a gun and don't like the idea of drowning.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10,
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And I'm not very good with knots
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10,
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hence the velcro shoes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:11,
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How dare you
I wear black plimsoles with an elasticated gusset.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:15,
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How short are your legs?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:20,
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Well they start below my bum and go all the way down until they reach my feet
Where they stop
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:23,
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lap steel?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10,
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It's an RSJ that fits across your lap to stop you falling into YM
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:13,
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zing!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:14,
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I see, is that for country style playing, you know witha metal finger up and down the fret board?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:16,
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The Bi Bonneted one
is all about the metal finger
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:18,
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*likes*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:22,
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Typically, it is
I tend to favour blues over country myself. Also, run it through a few pedals and you can make some really weird noises.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:21,
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The new TV I purchased the other day.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:14,
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Pfffffttttttt.....you get them free with Mobile Phones
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:16,
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pssst Titch means a man in a dress
I don't think they come free with a phone
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:20,
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NSW
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985587
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24,
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CSB
what did you get? did it come with anyrthing for free
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:16,
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42" you ghastly prole
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:19,
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NSW
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985587
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:21,
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mother fucker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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A week old Zing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27,
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Depends on the size of the room dunnit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:21,
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You still rocking the CRT, Nakers?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:22,
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Nah upgraded to a 32" inch flat screen
ironically we now watch less tv than we did before anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:25,
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If you need help finding the power button then just ask Nakkers.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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I concur
32" screen is more than big enough for any domestic room, any bigger and you look like you are on the dole
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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i could have gone for 37" as our sitting room is pretty big, but if we then move somewhere smaller...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31,
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OAK TV IS THE FUTURE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:35,
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Poor sporters
In that there desolate wasteland of the North East all they get for entertainment is a plank of wood with a crudely drawn depiction of Ant and Dec
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:43,
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That sounds better than watching the real thing on TV though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51,
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Pretty good for £500. I thought.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:23,
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do you sit on a cushion in front of it and pretend you're at an Imax?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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Nice
I bought the UE40D6530 about 18 months ago, and it's totally brilliant. This one looks like it has way more features, so you'll have loads of fun playing with it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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I'm going to wall mount it out of the reach of my daughter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:32,
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Very wise
The day I found a sticky finger print on the screen, the boys thought the world had come to an end. The fear in their eyes as their normally pretty easy-going dad went completely mental...it was beautiful.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:34,
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additional question:
The mrs wants a pair of Dubarry boots for her birthday, knowing this makes my life easy, BUT they are £300 which is ridculous.
So do iI:
a: suck it up and buy them safe in the knowledge it's something that she wants?
b: Spend less but put in more effort, by finding gifts myself?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24,
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Option a, of course.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:25,
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that's what I would normally do, but £300, for some posh wellies?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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Whatever Lola wants...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27,
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A.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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£300?
That's £10 a metre!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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Cable lols
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27,
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Dozer is his wife?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27,
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You don't really get how this married with a baby thing works, do you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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Yeah, you know OG has already practised signing her name with your surname?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:30,
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i always imagine you to be a bit like the greased up deaf guy from Family Guy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
although, greased up kroney?
urgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56,
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i don't think that will be a problem
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31,
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^ top advice here ^
And a click for ' two-teste-maximum threes-up'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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Bad side
Could be 2 mono balled blokes giving her a roasting while he looks on and Cranks
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:44,
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Ewww.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51,
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the Hitler Spitler
as its known
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:55,
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Eloquent assrithmetic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:29,
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Or option c:
"Spunk 300 sheets up the wall on a pair of boots, hanging your hopes on getting conkers deep, but instead getting fuck all."
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:30,
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Ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31,
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*wrecks mike*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:35,
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLets Get Reeeeeeeeeeeeeady To Grumble
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:36,
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PJ & "Not Dunkin'"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39,
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Donut go there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:40,
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Someone should have told this bitch that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLHmG76P4Q
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51,
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what am I watching?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:54,
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Some stupid American bitch thinking she is showing the world how shit the service is
at Dunkin Doughnuts...........The comments are well lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAOo9SnzRH8 on this version of it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56,
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Nah, this applies to any married man, IMHO.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39,
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Hey Monty
Once you've sold your place you could live here for free:
www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/lodger-required/1021568193
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27,
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hahaha
I am the Walrus
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31,
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This explains the smell
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:41,
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WHY WION'T MY VLOOKUP WORK
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:45,
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Hahahaha
Did you like the TV's?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:47,
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no.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:48,
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one can but wish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:52,
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I remember when there were ships on the Tyne
divin eh divin eh... hadaway hadaway shite
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56,
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