Lunch thread, lunch thread. Watcha gonna do? etc...
Move to Milton Keynes and make homebrew! (Sportscow TM)

I have a Whopper and onion rings because I am the King Daddy!

Alt: I have the day off tomoz for shenanigans, suggestions please.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: Sit in the sunshine and get stoned.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Not a bad idea. I will check the weather reports.
I might see if young Battered is about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

The mines closed on a Friday, are they?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

It's the only fresh air I get.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I did rather mean Grumpy and his pals

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Ho-ho?
No!

Hi-ho.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I get it now.
Soz for being slow on the uptake.

If I was one of the 7 dwarves I'd be Beery.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Gunty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Uglystephenfry-y.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Lunch?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Yup.
Early start. Get on it. World is our oyster.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Should be possible, won't know until the morning. I'll text you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Great.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Nothing for me I think, big meal last night and I'm not hungry.
I'll regret this decision about 3pm but I can power through.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Our place provides free nuts and dried fruit which is handy when you miss a lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

\o/
I've spent this morning connected onto work from the kid's soft play area as the Mrs had to go to her Uncle's funeral. At work now and post ham/egg baguette

Alt:
I suggest a breakfast of Bucks Fizz/bacon then go a wandering
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I fancy a wander about.
Get hammered. In bed by 5pm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

This is a good day
Start early, drink like a cunt, go home, sleep, WIN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

How is this different from his work days?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

In bed by 5pm?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I won't have to pretend to work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Christ they're dropping like flies in her family.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

They are indeed
Another auntie has recently had two bleeds on her brain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Well tell the ice-skater to get off it then

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

cause bleeds = blades in sportscowese
*sigh*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Alt.
Get a bottle of cider (or Thunderbird if you are feeling flush) and go to the park.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Tonight I'm gonna drink like its 1985
*guitars*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Not forgetting the encore
'Sharing 10 Silk Cut with a mate'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Girl's fags.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I will have 2 rounds of buttered toast

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Get on the Mad Dog!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

This reminds me of W.A.S.P

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Mean Man by W.A.S.P.
has the line "Mad Dog 20/20's king"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Ahhh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I am having Tuna and cheese

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

An excellent choice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

alt: visit York and then deliberately refuse to meet up with me for drinkypoos :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I can do that without even pretending to go to York.
Has TD offered you a lift to Bristol yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

nah
Is he driving down? That's a fuck of a long way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

He doesn't know yet.
He is considering it, depends on work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

bloody ruddy hell

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Train will take ages won't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

No idea.
Tend to try and avoid the north.

I can't imagine it'll be quick, especially that bit where the train lines are cobbled.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I reckon you will have to come via London.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Dozer won't turn up anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Talking of London
does anyone know what's happened to Theoban?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Woke up in a bath of ice with a pain in his back
and a weird scar.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Shouldn't have tried to nick Stunned's drugs

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

It would take ages if you did that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

No-one wants to hear about what you're doing to your wife, shitcunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Hahahaha.
You're brilliant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

\o/
My first ever first
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

QOTW.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Well you've really made it now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

yep, I may well have to start setting my bar a little higher

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

check 'em

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

This is interesting if a bit "right on"
m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jun/12/low-wages-not-benefits-holding-britain-down#footer-nav
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

It's right though
Most 'benefit scroungers' are already in employment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I like the point about canabilistic capitalism.
If someone who works full time can't afford modest/normal rent without help, then wages are too low, and if they're struggling they won't be able to consume so the people setting the low wages are reducing their own customer base.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

not if the employer is Mulberry or Aquascutum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Well yes, but this is on the macro scale.
Minimum wage is about £12,500 Pre tax £10,740 after tax, average rent is £9,500 bills etc after that.

Either rents have to go down or minimum wage has to go up or else large parts of the country have no money to do pretty much anything.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I'd like to continue rising if that's ok with you
kthx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

It's the same reason giving tax cuts to top earners does nothing to help.
If you give say 500 quid to a low earner, they go out and spend it on a new TV or washing machine or whatever - the money filters up through the economy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

This is primarily the problem, I think.
Lack of money forcing wage freezes which, via inflation, translate to pay cuts. Cost of living rising without increased wages leads to less money, leading to less spending, leading to economic stifling, leading to companies forced to let people go or lower wages.

It makes perfect sense at a superficial level, though I'm no economist.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

You do seem to have a better grasp on the situation than the Chancellor of the Exchequer though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

He's not an economist, either.
This pisses me off. If you're in charge of the country's money, you ought to either be qualified for it or follow the advice of those who are.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Minsters are hardly ever "qualified" in their particular areas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Which is fine, they're qualified to be politicians.
They should, however, be listening to the people who actually know what they're talking about beyond canvassing and lobbying etc.

The fact that fucking Gideon thinks he knows better than the bloody Treasury is a travesty.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Which is why we have a civil service.
Pricks like Osborne have plenty of advisors letting them know what pricks they're being.
He ought to pay more attention.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

You don't need any qualifications whatsoever to be a politician
you just need to be able to tell convincing lies, and have enough wonga to bankroll your campaign.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

It's a strange paradox though.
If you think about supermarkets (step in with the details nakkers) which is important because combined they're massive employers.
Tesco wants to increase profit margins to make it more competitive, so it limits wages, adds flexible working zero hour contracts etc thus decreasing it's wage costs and increasing it's profitability. Shares rise. Asda, Lidle, sainsburys morrisons etc follow suit. Now over the course of months/years tens of thousands of people have that little bit less to spend on Wine,luxury food than they did before. So sales go down.
Efficiency in that way spread out over a sector damages everyone in the long term.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

If it helps, my pay hasn't been frozen at all these last few years
does that mean I'm helping the economy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Probably.
Mine's been frozen for four years, though I think that's more to do with the opportunism of my company and the main factor for me looking to leave.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

that sucks, although considering your company's sector thing may have been a bit tight for them
The recruitment agent I met this morning wants to put me forward for a role that pays between £7k and £17k more than my current role, i don't even care if the job is shit for that.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I'm thinking of moving into marketing, actually.
Specifically technology implementation. Putting in digital signage systems etc. Some of the tech they're using is really fucking cool. Like face recognition in billboards so they can tell how many people walking past are looking at the advert and what demographic they belong to.

The whole Big Brother aspect of it gives me a fucking great bone-on.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I love a bit of "big data"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Oh yes.
God, I'm so horny right now.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)

That's basically what I do, although because the NHS uses shitty bespoke systems I have no really transferable skills.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Don't you mean it's what you're supposed to do instead of pissing around on here?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

You're well funny you are.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

don't be silly, analysis and evaluation skills are the same across platforms
they just need a bit of adapting to the the data delivery method
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)

A Shelfish attitude

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

you see this is it sporters
I write something nice to someone and what kind of response do I get? A cold shoulder :'(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)

and just a day after battered didn't thank me for saying happy birthday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Itself just two days after his birthday.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I don't know why i bother Tangles i really don't
Sometimes I feel like your the only one who understands me and my needs.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Touch me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I don't think MV is really trying nowadays
b3ta.com/questions/schoolassemblies/post1990948
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Jacket potato with chilli and cheese, rather nice!
Alt: Phone Monty at work every 10 minutes with a different accent, seeing how long it takes before he goes completely insane.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Better still, impersonate different minor celebrities and see how long it takes him to name-drop them on here.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)

this^ x 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)

how's that diert going?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

maybe it was a jacket new potato

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

oh mna everything is better whne it's small and cute!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

terrible bullying of AA

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Told you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I'd rather forget you flashing me your penis thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Fine thanks
Tea last night was a chicken and rice dish, tonight it's going to be a different chicken dish. Still eating well, and going to head back to the gym this weekend. Down to 11.5 stone now, hoping to get to 11 before starting back heavily.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)

But what did you have for dinner?
I bet it was 16" of frankfurter stuffed crust pizza from Dominos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Yesterday?
Spaghetti bolognaise.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)

so you did eat "tea" and dinner?
I think we have established the cause of your debt and obsesity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I think we've established that you need a translator when talking to AA

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I think he needs to not be a bent spastic first.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Google has detected Pleb, would you like to translate into English?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:20, Reply)

For my lunchtime meal, I ate spaghetti bolognaise
For tea/dinner/whogivesafuckyouwitlessspastic I ate a chicken and rice dish.

Better?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:17, Reply)

What kind of accent do you have?
Is it Manc or scouse or a more generic northern?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)

No Manc in it, I go Scouse on some words, but not too many
Fairly non-specific accent, for the most part. Although others are better at judging it than I am.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

\bolognesefives

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)

If I'm having a hot meal for lunch or dinner
I have a sandwich for the other. 2 hot meals is just greedy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Have a biscuit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

i might have a cup of tea
I've weened myself off sugar so it's a guilt free treat!

/woman's own
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I just drunk a bottle of coke zero with a man's name on it
gay: y/n?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

He is inside of you now


I've been looking for a bottle with "Tulisa" written on the side
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

It's a thoughtful gesture
but, to be honest, she'll probably put out for a bag of crisps, I don't think you need to go that far.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

it's a "coke" "joke"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I know, man
I was extending it to a "she's easier than a two-piece jigsaw" joke
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)

ah soz, I thought maybe you had missed the tabloid frenzy
I was on hols, but i still think it is well lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)

"other"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

drink with me later, spend tomorrow crying in bed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I could also do this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

it's the future

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Shall we?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)

+ bum each other

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)

+ again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)

+ in the face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I had some unidentifable sandwich
because 3/4 of the fucking catering facilites close when undergrads aren't here. Becuase, presumably, postgrads and staff can't afford to eat.

Alt: ADW. ADDW for added excitement.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)

How is baby badger getting on?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:02, Reply)

^nonce^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:02, Reply)

^angry and upset^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Game, Sett and Match

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:03, Reply)

She's OK, ta
Starting to sleep through the night more often than not. Another 6 weeks in the harness and then we can release her to cause mayhem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:03, Reply)

good stuff, glad to hear you are enjoying it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I am choosing to read that entire second sentence as an elaborate euphemism for publicly exposing your genitals.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I don't need elaborate euphemisms.
But if you like I can give you one?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)

badumtish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Fucking hell
The sky has gone really dark, and it's absolutely pissing it down
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)

FUCKING RAIN MAAAAAAAAN, I MEAN, WHAT DOES IT WANT? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Now Lightning and Thunder

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)

QUICKLY PREY TO YOUR GOD TO DELIVER YOU FROM THE SKY MALEVOLENCE!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

make it stop

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

So Nakers mentioned some sort of tabloid frenzy over Tulisa.
I've had my head in various things over the last couple of weeks so I hadn't been aware of it. I Googled and I have come to a conclusion.

Tulisa is really smoking hot and I would absolutely ruin it.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)

chav lover
She looks like an avergae common tart done "good"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Plus you'll get cock rot and a rubbish blow job

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

haha
I get this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Mrs Hare is the same, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Alas not since the wedding ring went on

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I like the occasional bit of common.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I'm gonna tell OG you called her a "council estate slunt"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

She has a very slight Hillingdon twang.
It hits me right in my trousers.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

She's from Uxbridge?
oh dear, no wonder you won't marry her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

She's from the "posh" end of Hillingdon.
Quite big houses round that way.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah and Monty is in the affluent end of the bankrupt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Bit rich coming from the guy from the "posh" end of Slough.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

lol, different county though innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I don't think you can count the prison and mental hospital as 'big houses'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Had steak pie and mash from the market
I am now so full I can't even bring myself to eat my Penguin bar. Perhaps later.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

i had mutton curry
it was meh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Salt beef sanga
with what I'm sure was half a red onion and half a tomato in it. Huge great big thing. Very nice.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)