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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good Morning team
I had the "pleasure" of visiting Liverpool yesterday. Speke to be accurate. It was, as expected, fucking shite.

Tell me your travel woes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:32, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Sup, Sporty did you look into what I suggested?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Deleting his account and killing himself?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)
You noes it*
*nahhh just some help on pricing/sourcing materials for the house
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I've been w**king all weekend but cheers for the heads up
Log burning stove getting fitted yeaterday and tomorrow. Looks fucking cool!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Speke is one of the worse areas of Liverpool, it's not actually all bad
Less a travel woe, more a travel win.

I was at Leeds station, waiting for the train back to Manchester. The platform is absolutely packed, so there's no way I'm going to make it onto the next train. Bit of a look on my phone tells me the next train is 5 minutes later. Nothing on the boards indicate this, so I was a bit confused.

First train pulls out, absolutely packed. Next train pulls in, it's going to Manchester Airport via Piccadilly, which is why it wasn't showing up. Table all to myself, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I get this often on the Metro
Proper win
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
There's definite smugness when it happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I did that once coming back from York.
The second train was headed to Wales, but going through Bristol. Got pretty much a carriage to myself, that time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
That's 'cos you stink

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Stink blocked of the doors at both ends of the carriage with her saggy mammary glands
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
STAND CLEAR OF THE TITS PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
That's a hell of a detour, especially since Piccadilly doesn't even have a railway station
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA

Right laugh etc
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Manchester Piccadilly.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
not london

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
or the condiment

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
You're too subtle for this crowd, K-dog

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Tell you what is pissing me off loads, almost everytime I drive anywhere, I get people either with..
an MP3 player of a Mobile stuck in their face, walking into the roads
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Two fuckers this morning and that was 7am
God knows what it's like at peak travel time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
they ran out of fruit in first class once...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
FRUIT/TRAVEL WOE CROSSOVER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Were you not with Greggs Hat Bebbeh at the time?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This one time, right,
I went to Newcastle. It was grim. And full of geordies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I like newcastle.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
So do I
Just not the football team
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Yeah, I actually liked it.
As long as you don't head into the town centre after dark.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
When Sportscows Attack

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
It was almost exactly like one of those street cop shows.
Drunken, half naked slags screaming at drunken, violent wankers. And people slumped in the gutters next to piles of vomit.

At half past ten, FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
You went to the Bigg Market, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Big complex with a cinema and lots of restaurants.
I forget what it was called.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
The Gate
Its the "new" Bigg Market. Tiger Tiger and all that shite?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Sounds familiar.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Fucking shite
Much nicer places to go
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
^ SHE'S LYIN' ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Doris is off up there to do some sort of marketing shit today.
lol gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Where is she headed exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Newcastle.
It's in the North.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Be careful how much you tell him Kroney
I think he's arranging for OG to get a struggle snuggle
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Damn right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I don't understand what he's asking me.
I already said she was going to Newcastle and he asked me whereabouts?

Newcastle! She's going to fucking Newcastle!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
If only there was a way to narrow down someone's potential location to a smaller point of reference than a FUCKING CITY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
You're lucky I even know that Newcastle exists.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I bet you'd know if it was Lille she was going to.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
La Rochelle, more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
If it was Lille, I'd be going with her.
Fuck going to Newcastle. It's full of knuckle-dragging alcoholic retards. And her family. And sporto.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
She's a Geordie eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
No, she's from west london.
Her dad's side are geordies, or scousers, or whatever the fuck those barbarians call themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
if it WERE lille
"if" takes the subjunctive
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Your face takes the subjunctive.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
read it and weep, titrash

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
D'you know what?
I don't mind Liverpool.
There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I dont
But Speke was grim
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
You think that's bad?
I've got a Scouser in the family. Our family tree's up on bricks already.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I drive places, it's better than public transport FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Apart from all the other cunts on the road.
And the pedestrians.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
the trick is to be the biggest cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
DONE AND DONE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
i actually saw a cyclist raging at a car for running a red light the other day
o the irony
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
I've never been to liverpool
I watched the remake of the liverbirds when I was little but it was shit and I didn't understand it
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
It's actually quite nice.
I'm going back there in November for Epic Shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Liverpool is like any other city in the known world
the centre where all the money gets spent is very nice, the rest is a mixture of scumbags and decent people without the funds to get out of the shithole part.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
It's fine apart from the massive sense of entitlement of the locals

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
self pity city

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Nerys Hughes - geddit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
not the condiment

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
when i was a letting agent in manchester
i had around 4,000 tenants, 400 of whom were in liverpool.

i spent more time in liverpool county court than anywhere else. scousers just don't think things like "paying rent" apply to them, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Once they've paid the leccy
there's only enough for either the pub or the rent.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I was talking to a pissed up scouser in a pub once, who asked me what my 'perk' was at my job.
I didn't understand him at first, but then it transpired this was chirpy scouse speak for "What do you steal from your employers?"
They're a loveable bunch alright.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
remember the interview with thompson and venables?
"what were you doing in the mall?"

"we was only out robbin'"

only in liverpool could stealing be a defence to murder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Ill-placed snobbery from a Manc, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
i have never lived in manchester

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
You do the patented Manchester monkey-swagger out of affectation, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
you're thinking of battered
and his "just shat a watermelon, me" strut
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Am I?
Oh. I guess the two of you do look pretty similar. You're not related, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Terry Venables? Blimey, I knew he was dodgy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Surely in Liverpool a "perk" is where you go to play "footy"
or to drink cheap alcohol until the world spins.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)
In Liverpool a "perk"
is an early release from this mortal coil.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
It'll End In Tears?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
What would you do if you were abducted by aliens?
I mean REALLY abducted by aliens? Who would you tell? Bear in mind that pretty much no one will believe you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
i'd tell the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Good point
You'd want to be believed...the internet's probably the best place.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Repress the memory and maintain a stiff upper lip.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
That's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Suggest this for QOTW, I would love to hear the bollocks that MV and Ringo make up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Why didn't I think of that???
brb
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
When I say Love to hear
What I really mean is.......well I'm sure you know the real answer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
You hold the power in your hands, HH
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1993727
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Anal Probing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
So just like a night out with Darth then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Or a night in on his own.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Sports or Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Daddy or Chips failed followup single

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
i heard sporters "hoofs" himself on a regular basis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
It gives me the horn

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
hahaha Stampedelolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I hear he's regularly cloven

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I'm game

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
See this is the kind of bollocks I'm talking about
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/danger-for-children-of-texting-while-crossing-roads-8662636.html
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Evolution at work, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Pretty sure this isn't how the theory of evolution works.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Sure it is.
Three types of people.

1) People that don't pay attention when crossing the road
2) People that do
3) People that have the situational awareness to not need to pay attention.

Group 1 will eventually get weeded out of the population, leaving more room for group 3 to pass their increased situational awareness to the next generation. They will out-compete group 2 by being more adaptable in modern society. A few million years go by and we're all Wolverine!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Almost every time I get to a junction, some cunt walks out into the road

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
You need to stop driving past Al's house then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

op art
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
No thanks electric wing mirrors aint cheap

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
It's almost like they are expecting you to be prepared to stop as you approach a junction.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah I'm sure thats what goes through their mind as they just walk straight into the road
without looking to see what is coming
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
IIRC the Highway Code says you must give way to pedestrians at *all* times?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Except if I don't want to.
See also: cyclists.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
cyclists = pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
+ who frequently forget that in a collision they will inevitably come off worst.
Mind you, car drivers who overtake cyclists on corners are also cunts.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Roads are too dangerous for them to be on.
Proper cycle lanes are necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I'd rather the road budgets were spent on resurfacing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Roads would be a lot safer if people weren't such impatient selfish cunts
There are very few things in life that won't wait another 10-15 seconds. Better late in this life than early in the next, and all that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
bender

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Lanes are often not wide enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Yes they have right of way.
However that right is quickly rescinded if stepping out in front of 2 tonnes of vehicle travelling at 30mph
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I'm approaching a junction the light is on green and I'm doing 30mph
10 foot before me a pedestrian steps into the road, how the fuck am I supposed to stop in time?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
i dunno, use the brakes?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Stopping distances
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080527142838AA66wy7
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
If those are the Highway Code ones
they were written when everyone drove shit cars like Cortinas with crossply tyres, live axles and drum brakes. Modern cars stop way quicker than that.
What hasn't got any better though is the meatsack behind the wheel.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Could you break to a full stop at 30mph within 10'?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
easy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
What do you drive a Tank?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
No, cos the thinking distance before you hit the pedal is 30ft

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
This is Nakers knowing him he probably thinks the ' sign means Kilometers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
yours might be you mongaloid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
If your everyday reaction time is consistently under 0.3 of a second
a) you're in the wrong job and b) I'd expect your typing to be better
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Prick can't even control his car.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
stopping distance at 30mph is about 70 ft
so he would be still 60ft after mowing down the fuckwit...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
bollocks it is, what are your brakes made out of milk bottle tops?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
25 yards from 30mph?
Maybe if you lock your brakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
In the wet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Most cars now have ABS
and bloody effective it is too. Though apparently a lot of drivers don't brake hard enough in an emergency stop, too.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
My car has automatic brake sensors
that recognise if you are panic braking and apply them a bit harder
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
If you are approaching a junction, especially one with traffic lights, you should be prepared to stop.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
If the light turns orange I will stop, I have been driving since 1991
and have never been involved in an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
SCIENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
How come you can stop for an amber light but not a pedestrian?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Because amber lights don't just jump out at you, they give you adequate time to stop

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
How so?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
No wonder you get scared on the motorway..
If I just call it magic will that help?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
No, because this is side-stepping my question about the pointless claim you made that traffic lights somehow give you a warning before they change.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
The amber light *is* the warning.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Don't be an amber gambler, Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)
You stop at the Amber if it is safe to do so
i.e. if you are only 20 yards from it when it changes, you go through.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)
This is TuiB, being a Spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
So people stepping in front of a moving vehicle, because they are too busy
fucking around on a mobile phone, is going to be the drivers fault if the get hit right?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
depends really
if the driver was also on his phone, or was going too quick or something then he's fucked even if the peestrian was a stupid cunt. But if they were driving normally at 25mph then it's just an accident and nothing happens.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Or approaching a junction without being prepared to stop.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)
fucking twats, I have a meeting from 12 until 1:30, what kind of prick does that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
A vegetarian with sociopathic tendencies?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
she is Scottish, maybe that's the problem

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I keep getting invites to education sessions at 16:30
I mean FOR FUCKS SAKE?? I'm barely awake by half four.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
what do you need educating in?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
All manner of things, to be honest
But in this instance, fuck all. Like most meetings, this is a complete waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I'd meet with you Twosie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)
:D
And it wouldn't be a waste of time, if you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
B3th, give Twoey his login back

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Like you don't eat your lunch before 11am anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I'm gonna eat it in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Football chants are lovely, aren't they?
You are a scouser
A dirty scouser
Your only happy on Giro day
Your mums out stealing
Your dads drug dealing
So please dont take, my hubcaps, away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)

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