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DEMOLITION NEWSLINK SPECIAL
I am utterly appalled by this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23173628..and utterly amused by this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23175255How on earth could anyone object to that ugly dump being replaced by 7500 homes? FFS you spastics itβs revolting. What building should be demolished? What should be preserved for eternity? Let's hear your idiotic views on architecture you fucking knobends.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:34,
192 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
Oh right talk to myself shall I
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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^Needy^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:42,
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^paedy^
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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^big'n'bouncy^
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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^ weedy ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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^speedy^
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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*prays for flouncie*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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fl MOAR LIKE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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Durrr
"Boris Johnson is condemning this part of London into [being] a playground for the super richβ
Darren Johnson
Green Party
Nice one you prick. How much is property round there now? Cheap as fuck yeah? Shut up you smelly yurtmong. Boris Johnson is not responsible for SW London postcodes being expensive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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As I cant be arsed to look
I am going to assume the first one is the Peru jobbie and the second is earls court...
You flat should be demolished though to answer your question... Its the only way to be sure
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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As long as I can still buy Peruvian Nose flute music and ponchos,
I don't feel this affects my lifestyle.
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Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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Have you cheered up today, collateralhaddock poster?
You seem a little less tense than last we met.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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I'm as happy as an Armenian coffee purveyor.
Thanks for asking.
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Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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Is this guy stealing my shtick?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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Yesch
Give him hisch schtick back, you schwine!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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I'm not Jewish so I wouldn't know.
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Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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They should demolish the current Nottingham Castle
And rebuild the old castle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:48,
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I bet if they did that you'd be so happy you'd skip round the M25
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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Two or three times, I love circle skipping
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:52,
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PS I have no alterior motive for wanting this project done...
and did not spend months of hard work on the planning, materials and proposals.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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The fucking Tricorn
30 years and they choose the night before the demoliton to start protesting. Fucking cunts, the lot of them.
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:53,
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WHY?

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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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That looks like the Gateshead cark park from Get Carter
i.e.
SHIT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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not alot of people know this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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That was just demolished earlier in the year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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Its a great example of 60's Brutalist design
And a mecca to concrete
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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INFIDEL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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I KILL YOU!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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See also that tower block in Kensington (I think)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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trellick tower
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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Oh, it's the cement lovers dream come true
But it was dark inside and stank of piss.
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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Stunned flat?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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But enough about YM
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Haha, get you!
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:08,
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my mate dan had a comic shop there
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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I remember that place
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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It's fucking shit of the greens to use that argument.
There are about half a dozen other exhibition centres within just a few miles.
Earls court is a shit concert venue and should be destroyed.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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The Point in central milton keynes is listed, and it's fucking horrible.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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Or just Milton Keynes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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it was the first multiplex cinema in the UK though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Point,_Milton_Keynes
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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wow that's fascinating
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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here, why don't you read this
www.mapsofworld.com/world-top-ten/
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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got, got, want, got.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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swap for a shiney Kevin Keegan
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:08,
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i agree it's a dump
but as a resident who lives v near it - 7500 more homes... jesus christ, you already can't move on the streets around there because of fuckwits, trying to drive through earls court adds 25 minutes to any journey. so i'd need to see how the developers propose to deal with the infrastructure and then i could form a view.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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They will install a SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK OFF.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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just because nobody would want to build or live in barnet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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AKSHERLLY THEY DID WANT TO BUILD IN BARNET AND WE ALL SAID NO AND THEY FUCKED OFF AKSHERLLY!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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You could do with rebuilding your Barnet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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POWWWW
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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you sound more like rory EVERY DAY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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On a serious note
it's not the developers responsibility to put in the rest of the infrastructure, it's up to the city of london/local authority.
And they won't do anything like that until there is a need so you're forever stuck in a chicken and egg situation, particularly when all the infrastructure is privatised.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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how many developers went bust over battersea, 2, 3?
it does suck, because on the one hand the new homes are needed, and the site is an eyesore. but on the other, it really is not the place to put them, unless they are prepared to spend a fortune on the roads etc. earls court is a nightmare as it is, tube, roads, the works.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Meh, I don't live there, so I think it's a great idea.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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and i do, so i think the developers should be reigned in
also i hate modern architecture. it's looks nasty. bring back the victorian bricks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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Where to start with my fair city...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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1940
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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SHAZAMMMMM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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Seriously, I'd love a stroll around pre-war Coventry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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I watched a programme about Cov. before and after
It was awful watching the cathedral go up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Looks like the police have found new leads about Maddie
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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I knew those lazy Portuguese coppers weren't trying hard enough.
Good old British Bobbies, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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Yup. Foreigners are stupid
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:07,
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^cold as ice^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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you dirty white boy
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:10,
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not even close
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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It said on the BBC. BBC wouldn't lie.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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No its lies mate
I haven't seen any of them round my gaff
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:10,
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They're just following new leads.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:20,
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NEW LEADS windy, don't you ever listen?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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Fuck that shit
Bernie Nolan is dead!
I'm no longer in the mood
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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She was the monoboob wasnt she?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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dunno
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:10,
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Oh no, she was the attractive one.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:10,
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It's always worse when attractive people die.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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I hope they don't use her organs
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:27,
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They belong to the government now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:29,
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True, or?
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:07,
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Breaking news, British police have uncovered new evidence, moving to a formal investigation
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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Oh
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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Yeah.
You're fucked now aren't ya.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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Egg on my face
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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I would love it to be Gerry and Kate
I think it would make me laugh for a fortnight
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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Jesus this fucking project.
NHS Tripadvisor basically... Tories know how to prioritise.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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I watched pmq yesterday. I hate everyone in politics now. It was like watching a university debate team on a piss take.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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Poke My Quim?
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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Ok.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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It's good for what ails ya!
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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I've got a compilation of Old-time music called that.
This one, in fact:
www.oldhatrecords.com/cd1005.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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Old Hat!
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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PRIME MINISTERS QUESTIONS YOU DINGUS.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:29,
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Paul McCartney's Quill?
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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Pierre Moerlen's Quong
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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No one will get this AND it's not funny - GO MONTY!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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With a little help from google I'm listening to it now
You jazz fusion weirdo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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Oh God it's all gone a bit slap bass now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:35,
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Shamal is a decent LP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:35,
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Camembert Electrique is the only one I've heard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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STOP MAKING MUSIC UP
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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That's one of their best.
'You' is perhaps best of all - or 'Live Etc'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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Just found the full album on youtube, so that's the next 40 minutes sorted.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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speaking of weird shit, ever heard Ramases?
He was a PE teacher who went mental, decided he was an Egyptian pharoah and made a couple of records with his wife.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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No, but that sounds right up my street.
I do love music made by bonkers people.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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'Quasar One' is a tune. Fucking creepy though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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touches sun
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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*nose/point*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:08,
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The very one with which he penned We All Stand Together.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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BOM BOM BOM AYEEEAH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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Piss Me Quick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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Pauline's Motivational Quilt?
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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Phil Masturbates Quietly?
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:35,
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The Whitley Bay version
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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*sprays*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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It's fucking retarded. Labour go ape shit at a union possibly interfering.
Torys go oooh you're run by the Unions.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:34,
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It is fucking stupid that the Torys can use the fact that a large collective of workers has a say in a political party
when they are run by a small group of very rich people.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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yeah but rich people are clever, hence how they got rich
whereas union people are poor because they are stupid, so shouldn't get a say
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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Clever rich people, Exhibit A: Baked Ape
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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Good old Bakers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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Complete
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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i'm not rich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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and it didn't count that you went to private school.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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what didn't?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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Ahem Public school not private school
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:00,
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Typical council estate oik
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Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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I wouldn't even hire him as staff
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:07,
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You'd probably have to train him in how to set out the crockery and cutlery anyway.
Not worth the hassle.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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he be trouble, I have no issues in braking in a new member of the household
but some of them can be so terrible tiresome
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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I really wish that you would suffer a considerable larger amount of physical pain than you currently do.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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zero pain X "considerable larger" = zero pain
you must be one of those stupid poor people who couldn't get a GCSE in maths
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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or English.
'considerable larger'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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Either a stein of Stella
or, in Afrikaans, a shitload of wagons in a circle
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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You must have been one of those people who failed english because you didn't notice my spelling error in considerably.
But in any event, the implication is clear that I'm talking about you suffering a significant amount of physical pain.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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picking up on people's spelling on here is the last bastion of the retarded
see above
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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No, you're thinking of 'Barnes'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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Oh man the planes are so fucking loud at the moment
they keep waking me up at 4am : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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HAHA
You live in a shit location.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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And seems to think planes make different amounts of noise at different times.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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Seriously you really are a prick
1: they run different flight paths at different times
2: the wind alters how much noise makes it to the ground
3: sometimes they test steep and fast or low and slow (or vice versa) trajectories to measure noise
4: go fuck your self in the face with a pizza and free bottle of cheap prosecco
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:04,
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^ definately upset here ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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\m/ (^^) \m/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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And maths.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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i got myself a B, thank you very much
I demoted myself from the A stream cos I couldn't be arsed and probably wouldn't have got an A anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:00,
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A figure that is considerably larger than zero is not zero.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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yes well done, you've pulled apart that "joke" post to expose my soft underbelly, I'm devastated that my 100% serious post doesn't hold up to mathematical scrutiny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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^ upset ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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Also the planes are louder because you've got your windows open.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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i always have my windows open, I'm not a high end gaming shut in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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I like the Shard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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d t
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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He doesn't rule Iran any more
Do keep up
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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He does fuck prossies though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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Sutcliffes Hammer
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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Me and Lusty have tickets to go up it
Euphemism 'lol'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Are you going to "take her up in a lift" and "show her the view across London"
before "going out for some chips" and "opening a can of fanta"
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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"yes"
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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Cor!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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*obligatory Oxo Tower joke*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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Oh man, do you think that was what he was alluding to ?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:08,
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My favorite euphanisum in london is to "Take a lady up the OXO tower" or "To dine at the OXO Tower".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Doesn't seem like a very complimentary euphemism, that.
Assuming it refers to the Oxo tower on the river, then it's really small, oddly shaped and easily lost within the surrounding bulk.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:00,
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Was this a bit too Loose Women in tone?
I thought it was alright :(
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Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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Sorry mate, just didn't get it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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A day out at an office block?
Oh man, you city folk sure know how to live.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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Dunno what the problem is.
They've got 11 other pyramids in the same complex and fucking loads knocking about elsewhere. In the meantime, Peru needs a new multistorey carpark.
Typical nanny state bullshit.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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I blame Unions.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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+c +r
*shrugs*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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crunions?
I BLAME TRUNIONS LOLOLOL
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Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:14,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:19,
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I don't know what the hell either of you are on about.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:21,
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nor did anyone know what you were on about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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I did
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Thanks Dave.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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If they recreated this into an epic special-effects-a-thon movie, it would be stunning.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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If you're having Pyramid Problems then I feel bad for ya' son, I got 99 problems but Tetly's Teabags ain't one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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started strong ended weak
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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Egyptians would be a closer scan to bitches.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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I just had a doughnut yeah and when I bit into it, custard came spilling out! Not jam, CUSTARD!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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Sick bastards.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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actually it was alright
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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You're dead to me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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can one of your druid friends not resurrect me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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Could probably burn you in a large wicker effigy, if that's any good?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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Custard in donuts is bloody wrong.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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Not the first time you have had a mouth full of custard eh eh eh
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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No I had some on a blackberry apple crumble not two months ago
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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NEW THREAD
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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That's an ugly fuck of a building.
I don't know, ask Prince Charles.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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