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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you ever tried to talk someone else into signing up for this here websight?
Do you hate them. Who would you try talking into joining if you didn't think they'd not talk to you again?

Alt: If you could only watch one television channel for the rest of your life what would it be?

Altalt: Let's have a 'bash'. Where will we have a 'bash' that's not that there London? Oooh, I cannae wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:49, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Newcastle
Good night out that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)
B3ta B4sh down the Bigg Market

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
What a horrible thought
They'd not last 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Why not? What happens at this 'Bigg' place man-pet-man?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Horrible, horrible cunts and slags go there to drink WKD and fight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Take out the WKD drinking and you could be talking about here

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)
AltAlt:
The north smells of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)
My ex-girlfriend joined for about five minutes once.
That was awkward. I didn't ask her to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Never have
Never likely to. They'll either defend me from the horrible bullying in which case they'll get torn apart, or join in which will be fucking depressing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
You don't really get bullied anymore.
Just the occasional poorly thought out blowjob gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Ahahahaha
Blowjob Gag... that's my boy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Thanks for noticing, B-Dawg

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Wow, 2 dead threads at once.
Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:00, Reply)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
yes, my friend rebeccaslicker
she still lurks occasionally, but she's all about reddit these days. i think david cameron would be a good guest poster. or russell brand.

alt: channel 4 probably

altalt: in your granny's knickers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
My wife hates this site and all it stands for
Alt: tough one I suppose the BBC news channel

Alt: Nottingham is the logical choice, it's got great venues centrally located excellent access by Land sea or air

Sea
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Nope
Alt: ITV2+1

Altalt: My house. That way I don't have to travel.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Who's house????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
TH's HOUSE!
THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
topical

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
It might as well be on fire
I went up there a couple of days ago, and it was like equatorial Africa. Fucking roasting.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
What were you doing on the roof?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
I was in the loft, pussycat willum

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
aha
the old pretending to do some work converting the loft while thumbing through your stash of 80's Club International
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Razzle, if you don't mind
And a dog-eared copy of 'Whitehouse'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
well thumbed
"ahem" just like your missus


ITHANGU
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
we dont need no water let the mutha fucker burn

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
No, he did it by himself
Was quite confusing the first time I read one of his postings and thought 'This sounds familiar...'

Alt: Sky One

AltAlt: Gas Lamp, Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I can't think of anything I watch on Sky One
Isn't it just Ross Kemp and The Simpsons?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Futurama too.
Also Mad Dogs, although I'm yet to watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
This made me lol when I worked it out
www.damnepic.com/shot/3531/this_took_me_a_/order/most/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Fuck off Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Is that your Alt answer?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
No, I just wanted to tell Dave to do one.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Ah, of course

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
my brother would be hilarious on here but he thinks my Internet stuff is weird and a bit bent.
He has a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)
^BENT^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)
He's a complete fucking Darren and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
ha!
That too far too long to "get"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
at least he wasnt a Marcus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Sporty be a dear log out and see if you can read the link up there
that you nor swipe can see
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I can indeed
Must be on 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)
It was q's big final experiment that went wrong before his account asploded.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
It worked so well (!)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Yeah, his sig on that link acknowledges that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
It's OK now I can get on my moral high horse
And punch Swipey in the tits for calling me a gazprick
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:10, Reply)
^^^^^^^
Gazprick
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2013014
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)
fine
you're just a regular prick then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
^ WEIRD ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
A bit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
alt BBC4

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Hey guys, I'm just about to go over and push my thumbs through Coughing Guy's eyes.
Will you visit me in prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I shall bring snails!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I'll bring moths!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
officesmirk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I thought tabs were banned in work buildings
Things must be different in your part of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I smoke racing pigeons

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
oh v good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Have you seen the Venezuelan Poodle Moth?
It's GIANT.

Looks like a Pokemon
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
i think kroney really needs to see a picture
he loves moths
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Dare you, Kroney
theweek.com/article/index/232584/the-completely-bizarre-venezuelan-poodle-moth
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
it's not big enough
only an inch

mind you, kroney's heard that one before...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)
If only this wasn't true.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Lighty posted a picture the other day.
I said it looked like a miniature flying sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
i thought he'd shaved his head now?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Holy shit
That would keep you awake at night.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I saw a moth in a restaurant on Kos a few years ago.
It was fucking massive; the body must have been about 3 inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
see also bats
i'm going to go out on a limb here, and say our french hero ain't so fond of them either
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I'm basically completely terrified of anything that isn't a cat
and even then those hairless ones freak me the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)
i'm going to be singing "macho macho man" all DAY now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Bless thats cute, but you nee to raise your game

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)
It's no Siberian vampire moth, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Remember this one?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
FUUUUUCK!
You could use that for a desk fan!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Or a jaunty hat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
SNAKES ON A (blood) VEIN!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
You don't really want any of us cunts visiting you.
You'd probably be happier in solitary confinement.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I'll send you a file with some nommy cake in it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
*like*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
*calls police*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
i've got horrific hiccups right now
would you kill me too?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
In a heartbeat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
just filling in my food diary for this personal trainer, which starts next week
my eating habits are very sporadic :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Well durrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
it's odd seeing it written down though
24 hours with no food at all, and then a burrito and a diet coke followed by 2 hotel chocolat mini lemon cheesecake truffles is NOT going to look good to ms buns of steel :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
EAT PROPERLY YOU FUCKING BUFFOON

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Has your sig caused your hiccups?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
funnily enough, they've just stopped
fancy that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)
That's how my fellatio threat rolls!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
that little thing?
a baby's finger would be more menacing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I have feelings you know!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)
yeah but i don't
or not when it's that small
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Does the phrase "it's not the size" have any credibility?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
in insurance maybe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I see.
Brave words.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Will I have to press my nipples up against the glass?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
only if you want to carve two small but perfectly round holes in it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
DIAMOND TITS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Bob and Dominik?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
wow this is boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
we're talking about how tiny stunned's cock is
surely you want to join in there?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Plenty room by all accounts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Not as boring as the cunt I'm on the phone to.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)
How rude
I had run out of yoghurt and wondered if your trained badgers could send me some more
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Seriously he's a complete prick and won't shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Hang up, you pussy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I'm going through a tunne......

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Nah, I want his money.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I hate salesmen.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I'm not a salesman.
And he phoned me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
OK "Number Six"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Then I shall let you off.
This time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I've just had to tell a customer what the name of their own server is
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I'm guessing it's 'Missy'

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)
hooterlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

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