So my surprise trip to London, turns out it was a surprise trip to Florence.
Which is nice. What was the last surprise you got/gave? My mum loves surprises by the way.

Alt: Wednesday? Midweek misery, or home straight?

Altalt : chicken or fish?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:19, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning Wee Pee
Nice surprise can you get Zebedee's & Dougal's autograph when you go to see her?
I got a pet Turtle on fathers day that was a bolt from the blue.

Alt: just another lonely day in paradise.

Alt:alt:* Chicken it's much more versatile.

*you may want to expand this for the bean munchers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:34, Reply)

Fuck the bean munchers hh, Fuck them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:41, Reply)

I bet Battered is working towards that as we speak

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:42, Reply)

What I'm saying is Battered is in love with Swipe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:42, Reply)

It's the blatant pandering that gives it away.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:49, Reply)

*pulls lokseys pigtails and runs away*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I thought he was more ham fisted than pig tailed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:54, Reply)

*oink*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Use your loaf Jeffers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

He gazzed me last night to send me a poem he'd written inwhich likens her..
..mimsy to a massive fire and himself as Fireman Sam, sent to cool the raging furnaces of her lust.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Bit like that Gaviscon advert?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)

THAT'S NO HOSE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

It's times like this that I'm glad I haven't had breakfast yet
Thanks for that Badge.


Did you know that both Rory and Monty got stepped yesterday?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Really? What for?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

Ringo baiting
He went WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:59, Reply)

Oh, THAT.
The one where Ringo had started whining about people bullying him but had been busy gazzing people his wishes that their wives were in road accidents?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Nail and head
Also Rory on about Robs marriage Probs. didn't help and making Alphonse*somethingorother*69 close down his twitter account was also in the mix.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:09, Reply)

I heard that alphonsebongo69 was a child rapist.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Who is he in relation to B3ta users?
never heard of him before yesterday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Mutterings of Raymondluxuryyacht, I believe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

No idea who that is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I'll be honest here, I think I preferred his place when it a series of done-in-one stories and not an overarcing narrative.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

It's worse than Game of Thrones these days.
I can't even remember who's dead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Also: my view on Rory is broadly similar to that of my views on Rathen.
His MO around here is well-known enough that if you're stupid enough to keep taking him seriously, you should probably be stripped of your internet licence. Monty's just trying to rip off Rory's schtick without the skilz.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

+ and you are dumb enough to give him the ammunition

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)

^This^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I'm quite fond of both posters
Just don't let anyone know I said so
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Nothing online from all three after about 12.
I'm guessing three-way steppage.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)

What the fuck is wrong with Ringo?
What a fucking flid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I blame Woodside for all of this.
If he hadn't decided to incessantly repost THIS then he might have just quietly fucked off again after being ridiculed, rather than going mental and having a protracted online break down.
Again.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)

How the fuck did I miss that one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I was thoughtful enough to think of your dietary needs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Top surprise from Lady Pig! I'm hopefully going there early next year.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Morning K-Roney
Any better today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

No, not really.
Series 2 of Luther isn't downloading fast enough and FB is full of series 3 spoilers. I'm racing against time!

Also today's the day that og and ex-og head off up to Birmingham together. It sounds like fun for everybody involved. To cap all my petty woes off, the snot's arrived AND I think I'm losing my voice.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Luther was very good yesterday S2 ep5 I think
I'm very glad that I don't have facebook the bits of it the wife shows me on her phone make my teeth itch
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Wow that's fucking excellent, nice one
Alt: the former

Altalt: chicken I suppose.
( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)

'Ning
LUSTY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)

The last surprise I got was being taken to see Priscilla the Musical on Monday
I nearly ate my own hands in my desperate attempts to distract myself from the pain of watching it.

Alt. Today is my Friday. I have taken tomorrow off to travel to Plymouth with my brother to watch Sean fo the Dead, Hot Fuzz and Worlds end back to back at the Vue Cinema there.

AltAlt, Both, just not together. I had a lovely Rainbow trout the other day steamed with butter and pepper. Stunning. Lifted all the bones out like a fish in a tom and jerry cartoon. Had chicken last night. Deboned it and pan fried in my skillet. Wife prefers it dry and didn't eat it. Oh well extra for my lunch today.
( Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Your penultimate sentence has just described your entire marriage.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

lol+click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Spit on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Huh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Nice QOTW suggestions TH. good effort.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Oh, thanks Battered
The way I look at it, you can't complain that something's shit without at least trying to improve it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I've just seen this..
... b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2016516 and am astounded that Rory didn't get a stepping 24 hours earlier..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

That's what I ment by this
"Also Rory on about Robs marriage Probs. didn't help"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Oh, I saw him talking about it on HERE, just not THAT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Also a bugs/feature request:
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2016519
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Hahahhas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Fucking hell, he's milking that one aint he?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)

That is rory's 'thing' though, isn't it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)

There are quite a few boards on here that I never visit
I didn't realise how much he got about, if it wasn't for a link to /links I would never have known about him getting the "Lights in chains" account perma-banned
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Clicking for LOLS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I've just had a look at the suggestions page.
You certainly seem committed to doing your bit to mprove things. I'm astounded that your efforts don't seem to be bearing fruit.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Likewise
Mind you, this week's one isn't too terrible.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Florence is nowhere near London
Silly pig

I think YM should be YD for a change. So the last surprise I got was your dad's ginger cock.

Alt: Wednesday - worst day of the week. Although I am seeing my friend and her amazing dog tonight, he always cheers me up

Altalt: vegetables ftw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2018155
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Florence is a great city, try and stay the 'wrong' side of the river, it's cheaper and not completely jammed with tourists
My last surprise was 5 mins ago, when I looked up and realised I was on the wrong bus.

Alt: Wednesday is meh

Altalt: chicken, but only happy chickens
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I'll take two Wednesdays over one Monday any day.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I can't remember the last surprise I got, my life is too predictable.
Alt: Everyday I have the blues.
Altalt: Paneer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Alt: Me too, let's form a blues power trio

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)

YES!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Blues player's epitaph
"Didn't wake up this morning"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Your epitaph
I'm toast
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Yours
"Popped his final collar"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Damn right

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Do you prefer paneer to halloumi or, to put it another way, are you a fucking imbecile?

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)

You seem a little tetchier than usual today, lusty.
To answer your question, there was no context given so I chose to assume it referred to curry.
And yes, I am something of a fucking imbecile.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I've bought Mrs V a UV and a CPS filter for her camera for when we go on holiday to that Merka in August, but I'm not going to tell her until we get out to Monument Valley.
Wednesday: I'm on anti-biotics, so I'm going to go home and do some garden chores, while drinking orange bleedin juice. Still, it's the final of The Apprentice, so I can always watch that and perhaps kill myself.

Altalt: chicken - fish is generally stinky and horrid and there's no such thing anyway.

EDIT: BREAKING NEWS: Mrs V was nearly run down by Jon Snow this morning when he jumped a red light on his stupid bicycle!

I'm not sure how to feel about this. On the one hand, cyclists are all bastards, and he's no exception. On the other hand, it's Jon Snow.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)

"You know nothing" Jon Snow, or News Jon Snow?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

News Jon Snow.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

True. But a bastard that wears impressively awful ties and went head-to-head with Alistair Campbell in an unscripted interview over WMD.
I'm really at sixes and sevens here about whether to faint with excitement or hate him with prejudice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)

This was more aimed at him nearly hitting your wife, really.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Well this is it.
On the one hand, it's my wife, you bastard.

On the other hand - you're Jon Snow.

I think I'll have to take a wank on this one.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Been a while, not since my birthday really.
It also doesn't help that my friends are incredibly transparent when it comes to planning, so I'm usually able to guess if they're intending on surprising me.

Alt: Both, ugh.

AltAlt: Both, I'm on chicken salad sandwiches for lunches currently, it's rather good. Going to go for tuna pasta salad next week, methinks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Question: am I missing some kind of cunning meta-humour in the fact that all AA's posts get popuLOLed regardless of how dull they are?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

It seems you are.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Some have decided it's hilarious to Like every post I write on here
Fuck knows why.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Clicking this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Morning AA.
How's you?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Not bad thanks Pookie, you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

It's edgy comedy.
Or sutin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Off to the East coast this weekend, so will have to be fish.
Proper kippers rock. So how is B3TA this morning?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm not really into fishing, however I do sea fish when I'm in Cornwall and BBQ the mackerel

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I took a girl to studland by surprise at the weekend

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I hear studland is the best place to buy CLS and plasterboards

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I get this,

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I'm glad someone does MB
Sometimes I wonder why I bother
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I feel your pain, brother.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I wonder why you bother as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

If it wasn’t for the fact that I know you look forward to my every post
I Probs. would have deleted my account and killed myself years ago.....



I post for you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

As euphemisms go, this is a little on the unimaginative side.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

better than Studland-on-parole I guess.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Depends if he's thinking of taking her up Durdle Door

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)

That's top surprise work from Lady Pig. Excellent
I've been "surprise" entered into a Tough Mudder. Yeah, fucking thanks for that.

Alt: Neither. Just a day, innit? this week, probably a bit of both.

AltAlt: I'll have the steak.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I fucken love Italy, me.
I am so bored. I might go to the 'Spoons for a beer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

nothing is so boring that it excuses wetherspoons

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

My inlaws call it 'Wutherspoons' and I've no idea why
Every time they say it, it sets my teeth on edge. Am I being trolled?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Are they from Lancashire?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Nope
It doesn't make sense
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

it sounds like a very vicious form of trolling
bring out the shovels, it's the only way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

That'll learn 'em.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

That's sound advice, thank you Rachel

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Don't you live in London?
Surely there are actual proper pubs open at this time in your wonderous metropolis?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Spoons at Tower Bridge is the nearest pub that's open.
This one charges £4 for a pint of cooking lager.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

The one near me is £2.15 a pint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I know.
Who wants to go in an expensive Wetherspoons?

I am quite partial to a large mixed grill though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I would suggest lunch, but I have micro this afternoon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I'll be wrecked by lunch time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

so we hear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

4 sheets in a 'spoons?
fucking hell, the world is going to shit in a shopping trolley.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

wouldn't it just fall through the bars?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

literal swipe
is literal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

we went there for "breakfast" before one of the boat raves, as it's the only place open in the morning on a sunday
the boys had rubber fried eggs on stale white bread and a pint. i was nearly sick. i consoled myself with an aftershock and diet coke, which is a perfectly sensible breakfast at 10am on a sunday.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Classy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I have "come down" in this pub a few times.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

it is gross
we ended up back there when the rave finished 8 hours later, and 2 of the boys quite literally stole someone else's dinner (they said it was unwanted, but i suspect it was leftovers). i'm telling you, insurance = ANIMALS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

"I'll have a diet coke and the aftershock benedict, please"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

you have to keep them SEPARATE
order like that and they'll mix them. trust me. i've been served a brown swirly aftershock more times than i care to remember.

care to can
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

You drink in some fucking shit pubs, then.
Mind you, it can't make aftershock taste worse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

to be fair, it's nearly always when i ask for vodka
people just assume that i want the diet coke in the vodka, like some sort of tasteless pleb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)

"And some scrambled fucking eggs, garkon"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

kroney wasn't there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

yeah but he works in insurance
they only let them into certain pubs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I am the king of pubs and known about the town.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

strikethrough pubs
insert.... hmmmm, so much choice...

my friend saw the pics from sat. thought you were hot. i fell off the sofa laughing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

A woman of taste.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

taste

Partial vision
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Is stunned the one in squared-off glasses, black polo shirt?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

no
he's the one in the pink dress and denim jacket
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

there isn't anyone in a pink dress and denim jacket.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

literal badger is literal!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

of course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Sounds right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

lies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

+ cowlick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Hothottohhothotthohot

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

gaw innit ot?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

PHEW! WHAT A SCORCHER!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

It's this so-called global warming!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

BACK OFF BRUSSELS!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

What do you have against sprouts?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

They're shit and I hate them.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)

then they've been cooked wrong
they're lully.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)

RUSSELS +OOGALOO
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

WOAH

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Florence is lovely.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Dougal is a dog

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

yeah, but zebedee is the only one pre-fitted with a coil.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

my nieces love the new film version of that
it's awful. they've made them all syrupy and removed all the drugz.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

My boys like that too
It's because of that that they know all the words to 'Oh Oh Oh It's Magic'.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

i suppose there's worse things they could be watching
like the new postman pat. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I know I'm supposed to say this
but kids tv is shit these days. It's either aimed at babies or just 25 minute adverts for japanese toys and card games.
/old
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

it really is shit
as proven by the fact that the original scooby doo and the pink panther are still the best things on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I used to have a VHS cassette of it when HH jnr was a leveret
It had the one where Dougal ate the blue sugar*

*if you know what I mean
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

there aren't any actual, real drugs in the original either.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

not on the programme
but the fact that the writers were boxed out of their tiny little gourds is evident in every single bit of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)

MARRGIC
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2018093
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

IDON'THAVETIMETOREADEVERYSINGLEPOST
ahem
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

If that came from anyone but you Twoey I would be upset

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Coolio
wanna snuggle?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

only if we can touch winkles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)

DEAL

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Morning
I have a 9am meeting on Wednesdays that mean I have to take the earlier tube and actually be in on time. It's more crowded than the later one, however I did get some boobs pressed into my back which was a nice surprise.

Altalt: chicken every time
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT MY CONTINUING BLOOBLOO ILLNESS?

( Kroney, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)

\o
I care
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)