Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then you, gentle poster, are a fucking tosser.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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It's true.I am.
Hey - I'm not that full of hatred today - what's wrong with me? It must be the weather or summat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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This is all getting rather confusing. All I know is that one Lusty has long hair and wears make up and the other one is a girl. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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I love him'cos he always looks like he's thinking "fuck you, so what if I'm gay and fabulous" even tho he's not gay.
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Oh, you're all up here.WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT MY CONTINUING BLOOBLOO ILLNESS?
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Kroney, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:18,
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This should be a Monopoly card.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:20,
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okay, that's a bit sick then.So man up, go to the docs to find out if it's viral or not, and if it isn't, take your antibiotics like a good little frenchy.
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Typical female"YOU CANT GET PREGNANT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND REAL PAIN"
Yeah, well, shut up. Neither have you.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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Yeah man, it's analogous to that death-trap of a continent she lives on.Dry as balls and inimical to all known forms of human life.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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that could definitely be a Springsteen lyricOf all things I didn't expect poetry from this account. You've surpassed yourself
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I'll have you know I went to the footy on sunday and it rained so hard that I was soaked through my winter coat, jumper, and two shirts all the way to the skin. (, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)
because all you need is a nice, hot cup of man the fuck up.I prescribe a short side order of Chopper
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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self knowledge is a wonderful thing.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:22,
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You should be stepped for this thread. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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The thing isI think I agree with that (brain-mangler of a ) statement but then I find weird-ass chicks like you attractive.
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this sounds filthybut i think that's just because i know who said it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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there isn't a bloke on this website who doesn't tug his disgusting pudding in a frenzy of sweaty internet self-love at least once a weekthat makes you all tossers.
simple.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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Disabled lav on the 5th floor EVERYDAY. You have to keep the spacks happy.
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i'm sorry i stroked your cat nowgod knows where that fur has been
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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You do know that cat fur isn't normally short and curly, and a cat's nose isn't that big, right?(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Is that when you spunk so hard you plaster them to the cieling?GO WEB GO, etc.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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yeah fuck that shit.In the words of Jeffrey Lebowski, "I hate the fucking Eagles man".
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Bit harsh innit?Also: Where's Windy? I need have a srs discussion with him.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:32,
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I like threads with a bit of banter between the two main protagonists.It needs about 5 minutes of banter, then cut to a serious issue, a bit more banter, queue a lunchtime thread and onto the main topic of the day.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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My dear sweet Nancy is going through such a tough time of it lately.I would thank you for not bullying her.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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Is Alvin Stardust still in it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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Might watch the Big Lebowski for the 50th time.Trouble is I know every line. EVERY line.
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I like that bit when Will Smith is like "AGHHHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH FUCK YEAH WELCOME TO EARTH" and then punches an alien in the face then lights up a cigar.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:36,
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Oh I'm the king of poor impulse control.Why I wouldn't leave LSD alone I dunno, that's why I can't handle weed these days.
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It's like you're a cross between The Dude and Walter all on your own. I bet you're a bit like the guy from that vegas film about the drugs too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:46,
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Met Rod Stewartobviously hungover in a dressing gown and big shades/hair in St Tropez in '97. He told me + friends to fuck off.
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the voices in your head don't count as friends(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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It's not like Alan would have been sober when he watched it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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FUCK OFF Alan(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:46,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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you do realise this is the best/nicest thing anyone has ever said to HHEVER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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\o/I'm on cloud 9
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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I can tell you what order number every letter in the alphabet is in a second, due to teenage numerology obsession. Sad, I know.
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That's really interesting.....please do go on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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He's not even in my top 10 characters from Blakes 7(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:06,
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It's a Coen Brothers film so admittedly it might not be for everybody but you're wrong and I hate you(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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i like some of their stuffbut lebowski is like the emperor's new clothes
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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It's an alright film.I think I prefer people who are like "Duuuude, that film is my life,,,, maaaaaan" rather than people who do the same thing with The Hangover.
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No, I hate both of those kinds of people, but The Hangover ones are worst.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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I've only ever seen the first 15-20 minutes of that filmIt's the one with the Dylan tune at the start and then they go bowling and then you turn the telly off, right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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heh, if I mention "past breakdowns"or "experiences with the mental health system" or whatever people always think I'm bipolar
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OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH BABY I LOVE YOUjust wanna be a soul singer for one tweet while drunk and stoned
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I really want that leopard(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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halike "withnail and i". except that is actually understandable.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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Just thoroughly enjoyed French film "Vive la republique"despite only understanding half of it. That's how cool the French are. Fuck the UK.
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I've never understood the worship for that film. Most of the humour passes me by :(
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i said hello to you yesterdayyou ignored me
i hate you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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I didn't see thatsorry!
I can only flit to here and there.
Wub u rly baey
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I had a pizza express on the weekendit was like a big napkin with pizza toppings on it, a £10 napkin with pizza toppings on it.
I just thought I should warn someone
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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Did you get a free bottle of wine with it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1964072
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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Twoey my air conditioning unit just made a strange noiseI hope it doesn't break
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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Hey look everyone it's Baked(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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BAKED, dave it's BAKEDHe's the one that has a Honda Accord
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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