they are utterly rank
but in their defence, better than clip-ons

alt: very very few men look good in shorts. if your legs are chicken skinny, or chunky but not muscular, or pasty and/or weirdly hairy, sweat in your jeans and don't torture the rest of us. if you have good legs, then wear them wherever you like, and be proud.

altalt: alright gary.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:21, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have good legs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

4 of 'em

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

you could be one of the rare exceptions
i don't know, i've never seen your legs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

They are hairy, mind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

well some hair is ok
smoothy smooth legs would freak me out on a man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

For some reason I have really muscled calves
Must be the cow in me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

We're leg twins! :D

( Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

www.aact.org.au/images/Dairy/dairy_legs.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020902
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

you want to touch me on the gary?
pervert
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

She's the leader with Lurpak

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

If only women would employ the same rules over skirts and dresses.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

i know
you see a lot of horrific sights this time of year. people tend to forget the basic principle:

just because you can fit into it, doesn't mean you should.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I said that only last night to YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

if you've been buried for more than 5 years
i think it's a safe bet you'd fit into most items of clothing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

and arms, I hate old flabby arms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

+muffin tops

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Some of them look like a bunch of sausages

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Likin' dis
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I can't claim credit for it really
Frankie Boyle did it on Mock the Week, referring to "if John Prescott wore a string vest"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

alt: thanks, I will

( wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I have a very shapely ankle
Hence I look great in shorts, I do however have very pale legs with a weird bald calf hairy shin combo... What should I do?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

delete your account and...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

shave your palms

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I have great legs too

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

alt: I look good in shorts due to the vast amount of sports I have played
However I wouldn't dream of wearing shorts to work. I have shoes trousers a crisp white shirt (long sleeved) and a tie, admittedly the air conditioning helps me to maintain the professional look
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Alright dozer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

RIGHT THAT'S FUCKING WAR.....WAR I TELL YOU
Never have I been so insulted
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Does this mean you are now Double D
hubba hubba
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

*Taps white cane*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

The turntable slave?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)

+ size 192 shoes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)