Morning. Just been to the gym and feel fresh as a daisy, having sweated out last night's booze.
How fresh are you feeling?
Alt, www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23495121
they're getting a bit keen on cracking down on the net, with this and the pron thing the other week. Think they're right to want more control?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:32, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rough as fuck
I, Doctor Frog, do not feel fresh. A late night boozing, a disgusting burger then a 6am train to the nations capital have left me feeling awful. This has merely concentrated my usual miserable demeanor into a hateful ball of spite and depression.
On the plus side, I have just made a list of fun activities to help me relax the day away instead of doing any real work.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:41, Reply)

As a doctor, I prescribe pissing about on the net.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:44, Reply)

Web based antics scheduled for 730-800, 1100-1130 and 1430-1530

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:45, Reply)

up your dosage

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I had a lazy/unhealthy breakfast of special k clusters and orange juice and now I'm higher than a mong in a chocolate factory
If someone could prove to me that the control will actually achieve anything good, then I wouldn't care if anyone wanted to check what I look up; it's all dull as fuck anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)

I don't really think the control will work.
Re the alleged affair thing that's been kicking around on the net, all the UK links are meant to be severed. It took about 5 seconds to find one on FB.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:59, Reply)

Oooh oooh who is it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Allegedly.
www.deccanchronicle.com/130729/news-world/article/brooks-murdochs-affair-out
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

That's the sort of 'dynamite' sex scandal that would 'rock' downing street

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

That's the sort of 'bullshit' that 'mugs' believe on 'the internet'.
Poor Grant Mitchell, crying at home with a shiner whilst his randy ranga missus is getting boned by a nonagerian Aussie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)

What the fuck is 'the internet'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)

It's like CB radio, but you have to type everything out.
It's shit - it'll never catch on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I might get one anyway, but I'll get a new ribbon for my typewriter beforehand if there's alot of typing involved.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Make sure you pay by cheque.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

10-4 good buddy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

How many candles are you burning? What's your handle?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Breaker breaker
I think I'm onto something here. It really *is* like typed-out CB radio, you have a 'handle' etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)

We need this, you anchor clanker you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_CB_slang
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)

That's rich coming from a 'Bitumen Sniffer' like you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

LOL
"Black Bart"
A chronic alcoholic who cannot handle his liquor. Usually shouts loudly, picking people up, etc. A general nuisence to others. An undesirable person at a party or truckstop.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

^ Thirteen letter shit spreader

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

My balls are sagging

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Yeah, I agree.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Oh Jimmy fucking Hill FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

The chinny reckon is strong with this one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Headache.
Sore head. My head hurts. Splitting. Pain.

Not. Happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Rough night Mr Fucker?
I pub quizzed, and stuffed my face with sandwiches.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:00, Reply)

alt: Governments always want more control, it's in their nature
Thing is, this has come up in one form or another in the last 3 governments, so wonder who's idea it really is?
I'll believe they're serious about "protecting" the children when MTV, Page 3 of the Sun et al are censored and the Mumsnet harpies that read the Daily Heil stop buying "WHORE" t-shirts for their kids in Primani.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

RIP shitshitshit wiv da angles now :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)

He'll reappear in a few weeks with the 'ha ha just joking you bunch of pricks ha ha' routine.
Beakering twat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)

If he's got any style at all he'll switch to an alt account and leave it at that,
leaving bored internetters forever speculating, and getting a little bone-on every time it's mentioned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I'm certainly aroused

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)

It's slightly amusing when a. "wacky" poster just disappears.
Remember Cuthbert? Or something like that. Hung around on /talk.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)

nah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)

in what way is it amusing when they disappear?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Lots of amusing speculation about where they've gone?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I'm devastated that he went from thinking it up to doing the deed all within the space of 48 hours.
The world's fastest onset of clinical depression.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Who's gone? Anyone good?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2031405#answers-post-2031441
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Is it me? Have I gone?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Long time ago mate.
Long times.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

LOL!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)

I am fresher than a panty pad that swerved Swipe's kecks.
Crusty ham roll for brekkers and some caffeine and all is right with the world. I have nothing in my diary today and can get on with regular crap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Splendid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Had any estate agents chez Boyce?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Yeah loads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

So is it on the market?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Yeah loads

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I'm lying.
I'm just a "Dirty Dan"

(A disgustingly nasty, smelly, unclean, unbathed, and generally unhealthy long haul truck driver who goes weeks or even months without showering)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Ham roll eh? Strong choice. I have gone for one of those fuck off massive twixes. Twixs. Twicksis. A big twix anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I can't do sugar for breakfast as I am an alcoholic and a diabetic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I thought I was the alcoholic.

( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I don't normally, but I'm a tad hungover and depressed. That sometimes needs a massive twithckx to mend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

It's nothing to do with the Twix,
That's a fine breakfast any day of the week. It's stunned has just reminded me last time he saw me he got a bit cross about booze.
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

LEAVE IT, E ENT WORF IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

What a 'Truck Stop Tommy' eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)

FAAKIN 'IT 'IM!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)

If it came down to it and you had to choose me between me ans Stunned.
You'd go for him wouldn't you though? I suppose in some ways I've always known :(
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Terrible bromance.
I'm sure Gonz will comfort you though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Outed as a woofter in front of all my CB good buddies.
The shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I've always suspected you were an 'over the tank Hank'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)

That time I came home and Monty was helping Stunned find his contact lens on the floor
but they were both naked makes sense now.
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Oh gawwd I've just made myself do a sick in my mouth :(

( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)

:o(((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

It's no wonder you drink

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

What you are is a "Hang Around Nellie"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Not a 'Lot Lizard'?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Fucking bunch of hood lifters.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

and a 'Dirty Dan'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Thats a bit rich coming from a Lot Lizard

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

He's more of a 'Willy Weaver'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I am collecting my daughter at 9am for a day of fun.
Should be ace.

BTW - Wednesday works for me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Cool.
Have a good day and I'll see you tomorrow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Nope.
The internet is the scariest thing to face governments and information-control systems ever.

They're absolutely terrified.

However, realising that if they simply said "We're going to censor all hell out of it to stop the proles rumbling us" that there would be an absolute outcry, instead they're feeding us a steady drip-feed of horror stories about paedos, terrorisms and crime, until we beg them to police it. They will, then, 'reluctantly', shut everything down, make it pay-for-access and put anyone using it on The List.

You heard it hear first.

*goes back into tinfoil den*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)

The most laughable bit is them pointing the finger at China/Russia/North Korea
then doing much the same thing
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I don't really care what they do as I don't use 'the internet'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Clever move here.
Personally speaking, I don't even exist.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

It won't matter what they do once the govenment shuts this place down for being a wretched hive of scum and villainy
And we all go to prison.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)

'Twas ever thus.
Churchill, for example, was the first man to order a gassing of the Kurdish. Churchill, the great war hero. Of course, when Saddam Hussein does it, it's absolutely despicable.

The British invented concentration camps.

Whether the RAF were more stylish than the Nazis is still hotly contested, however.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I like the 1WW German helmets.
With the spike on. They're ace.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)

The Germans invariably had better kit/technology
but had poor leaders (with some notable exceptions) and eventually got outbuilt by the US and outmanned by the Russians.
History is written by the winners, one man's freedom fighter is another man's terrrist, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I'm fresher than Doug E in a bath
alt: not clicking that it could be a virus
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Tired, woke up at 5am again
Today looks miserable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

*ruffles hair*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)

It is miserable. Just give up on today and try again tomorrow.
It's too late for me now, but for you there is still time.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)

There is no time I need around 7 more days this week to get ahead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

If you include today I can get you 6. Sorry, it's all I can do at short notice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Not terribly
Late night on the whiskey, followed by my main alarm being mysteriously turned off, meant no time for a shower this morning. Fortunately it was tipping it down outside.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)

i've tried to fix this up real nice, with a new thread
i've tried. what you kids make of it is up to YOU.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)