Does anyone else think this whole Speeding Ticket thing is a massive waste of time and money over nothing?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23505726
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:42, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's not about speeding though is it?
It's about perverting the course of justice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Never mind that, it turns out that over in Sexual Misudgement Corner the real reason for Rob's divorce is emerging.
b3ta.com/questions/badgigs/post2029306
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

OMG BGB!
she's alive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

so much ginger hostility
i hope your wife's hairdye turns your cock ginger and you have to piss oranges forever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Gonz...........2012 threads TODAY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:45, Reply)

it's not silly at all.
It's a serious offence to pervert the course of justice, and there is no way it'd be lived down if they let a politician get away with a crime.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I reckon, to the country, this is far far FAR worst.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1394058/MPs-expenses-Chris-Huhne-spends-46k-taxis-just-6-months.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

well, we did ban him from driving.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

No, I don't think anyone else does.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Oh Harters, what have you been doing???
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121018143914AAHuVPa
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

and how did you find that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

WHAT BAKERS SAID

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)

See, Monty is on my side
Eddie Murphy IS a talentless hack, who has never done a good movie aside from Shrek
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

you're a stupid retarded dumb idiotic misinformed uneducated dense foolish slow dull simple-minded vapid doltish thick dim dopey moronic thick-headed man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'm not sure I get your point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

well, in simple terms,
i like eddie murphy, you don't, and instead of being an adult and accepting that people have different tastes in entertainment, I'm just calling you names.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

CALL HIM SOME MORE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

YEAH!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I'm gonna stick my neck out here
I'm not convinced that Monty will rate Shrek in his top ten films
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Why not?
It's about a group of people that hate someone because he's a different colour.

AICMFP
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

heheheh mebbe I should give it a try

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)

U cn watch it @ mi house
iv got it on dvd lol x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Trading Places is the only good film he's done that I can think of.
You're right about Beverley Hills Cop, they are well gay - the standup vids were good I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, boob, bore, buffoon, clod, clown, cretin, dimwit, dolt, dope, dumb ox, dunce, dunderhead, easy mark, fair game, fathead, goose, halfwit, idiot, ignoramus, illiterate, imbecile, innocent, jerk, lamebrain, lightwe

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

MORE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I'm a little ashamed to admit this...

_{I was browsing over on /links}
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

i look at links, sometimes there are funny videos and interesting articles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)

And fury
Oh so much fury
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

GLASSCOCK FURY YOU FUCKING PRICK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

BISCUIT RAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

i'm absolutely sure this is some bizarre form of trolling.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

pretty sure a turtle is a reptile old bean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

oh you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

What the fuck.
Sorry but what Nakers said
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Oh come on, we've ALL wondered what it would be like
BE HONEST!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Maybe
I don't, but someone probably does
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

i've got a beer from america called "Brooklyn Lager"
It's not really like lager at all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Not very nice is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I'm not really a fan of american beer full stop

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Some of their 'craft beers' are OK but then if I'm honest I prefer US Bud to Budvar so I'm some kind of beerwrong if you ask the 'complex brown beer' snooty club.

Who can all fuck off, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I did read somewhere that it doesn't really matter what people like, as it's all down to personal taste
Probably bollocks though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)

yeah, that's bullshit, what i think is right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

TOLERANCE IS FOR QUEERS AND PAKIS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I'm so glad they changed to title to My Beautiful Laundrette

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

typical hand-wringing lefty pricks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I used to think that
and then they started making beer a bit like English beer, which inspired English brewers to make English beer like the Americans were making and some of them are quite nice and it reminded me a bit of how the Beatles copied a load of black American music and then went over to America and inspired a load of white Americans to make well cool music and I'm just typing now without really looking back at what I've written but in conclusion I like beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)

i've had some lovely American beers,
but this one just seems a little bit, meh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Well you have to try them to find this out though, don't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)

i have always maintained that i must try as many beer as possible

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

You owe it to yourself really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

the beatles were shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

No one respects your opinions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Omelettes are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

i had the best omelette ever on sunday
it had red onions and mushrooms and feta cheese and pesto. it was like a fucking massive orgasm right in the kisser.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

sounds shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

what can possibly be shit about that?
it was nice and firm. can't be doing with sloppy eggs, they make me want to retch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

exacly, eggs should be "rare"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

eggs must never ever be:
poached (too slimy)
fried (too slimy and greasy)
covered in meat

they are fine if they are:

scrambled to a firm texture with lots of spices/cheese/vegetables
omelette'd to a firm texture
mashed into mayonnaise with cracked black pepper and spread on granary bread
baked into anything else

that's all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Pesto in an omelette?
Is there any food subject you're right about?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

have you ever tried it?
no?

then go away. try it. THEN tell me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:06, Reply)

also an opinion can never be wrong so : p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

But they can be clumsily expressed.
Especially when offered by an oaf, lout, boor, barbarian, Neanderthal, churl, bumpkin, yokel; fool, dolt, dullard; idiot, imbecile, moron, lamer, cretin, jackass, goon, yahoo, ape, baboon, clod, blockhead, meathead, butthead, meatball, bonehead, knucklehead, chucklehead, lamebrain, palooka, lug, bozo, hoser, boob, chowderhead, lummox, knuckle-dragger, galoot, klutz, goofus, doofus, turkey, dingbat, scissorbill; twit, nerk, git, yob; lubber
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Apologies to WP for stealing his shtick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

hey,
carry on man, if we, as his close friends, can't tell him the truth, who can?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I'd like to think his wife has a go most evenings

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Most evenings I'm having a go on your wife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)

We still on for that swapping party next month then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Of course
but can we leave the Alpaca outside this time, he puts me off my stroke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

You know we don't like to impose rules on the animals, why are you being like this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

my bumhole hurts : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

well this is disturbing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Where's my apology eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

For what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

being mean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Think of it more as constructive criticism
But still cry yourself to sleep tonight
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I read that in Luther
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLg5g0o3Is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

This makes more sense than anything I've ever read

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Not at all
I like that she has been given the same level of punishment as he.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Being pushed from the top of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down and landing face first in the ugly forest?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I wouldnt want to comment on her hidious face
However just simply that she kept it quiet for 10 years or so, and then ran to the newspaper when he had a bit of extra martial, yes he was in the wrong but the way she tried to paint herself as the downtrodden women really pissed me off.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Generally speaking, I think speeding outside of towns is a lot of fuss about nothing.
Also, Nakers' opinions on films is wrong, despite my previously agreeing that an opinion cannot be wrong; it turns out that opinions can, in fact, be wrong if I happen to disagree with them.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Thanks for that "Jezza"
BTW you should get a Lancia Delta Integrale
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Or he could just steal Monty's bosses one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

No thanks, ugliest Lancia ever.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

:O
Best Lancia ever, aside from the Stratos maybe.

it ticks all of your boxes, designed with a ruler, old, not front wheel drive, fast, exclusive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

It's got four doors and left hand drive.
I like the Beta.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

what about a 250SL
2 door (hardtop and softtop) not fast though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

they had some of them on the program I watched

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Or possibly an XJ S
I love the XJ but they are a fucking liability
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

The XJS looks ok but is pretty ropey to drive

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Hell yeah British Leyland cheap parts innit
But I still like em
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Rover SD1 Vitesse.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

The V8
Also they look better with the headlight covers taken off US style.

still shit cars mind.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

They're not shit.
Thirsty, yes. Not shit.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

They are shit cars old chap.
The engine is great but the rest is pony, I agree with the styling (if that floats your boat) brakes are shocking, handling is non exsistant. Ride comfort shit, etc etc etc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Ah well, it's likely I'd swap out a lot of components, anyway.
I'm a fettler. New brakes, new suspension etc.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I saw something once, where some works actually make them drive as good as they look......

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Twas a Top Gear episode
With a proper British sounding engineering comp (whose name I forget) but it was along the lines of Barnes Wallace engineering
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Eagle something.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Might be, they do the E-type ones

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Knowles-Wilkins Engineering
says google
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)

A Barnes Wallace engineering lowrider would be excellent talk about bounce

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)

OG likes them, which means they're girls' cars.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Or that she has taste in cars but not men

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

This is entirely possible.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

prone to rusting
Italian electronics
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Oi you...yes you
Just before Fast N Loud on Discovery turbo last night was another car program they were at some auctions and a lovely white Jag XK150 Convertible sold for 34k
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I could get one if I didn't also have to buy a flat.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)

6-7pm Discovery Turbo "Fast N Loud"
Is my current Favourite program
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

WELCOME MY SON
WELCOME....TO THE MACHINE
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)

some guy on /links thinks i should go to hell because i don't like iron maiden,
seems a bit harsh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

They're all cunts
If you don't like exactly the same things as them, they lose the plot.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)

well, i for one, am going to insult a few of them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

They got Rory perma-banned in record time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I don't understand why there's such an enormous sense of self-satisfaction
found in posting a link to a youtube video that you found because your life is so empty
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I think it's something to do with being a fucking wanker - but don't quote me on that, it's just what I heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Is that what it is?
Well that makes sense
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)

The thing is, WP, they're shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)

well, i did have a fondness for them once,
but it's all a bit samey. If a song comes on i'll be like "oh, Iron Maiden, ok" but if a second one comes on i remember that all the songs are pretty much the same.
And the fact that everyone rates their stage show, but they just stand their in front of huge back drops, and it;s dull, but i go watch someone like Krokodil, and 4 men on a tiny stage make a better atmosphere than all the stage lights and smokey bullshit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Every Metallica song I hear on the radio is Enter Sandman.
I don't know whether this is because all their songs are identical, or whether they only ever wrote the one song.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

it's possible that they are one of those bands that's fairly good early catalogue will ever be forgotten,
in lieu of one oddly big hit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

/links is full of wankers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Yeah!
One of them just called me 'ugly' :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:12, Reply)