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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*sigh*I think it might be time for me to cut my hair off.
I'm really not sure about this though.
What are you really not sure about this though about?
Alt: Christ is risen. Hallelujah!!!! What else is risen you can't say bread.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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Yeah you. Wanker. PS - please may I take you up on your kind offer of the speakers?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:14,
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Sure thing, whenever you like bruv(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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Thanks. Stunned is helping me choose the other kit next week. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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I keep telling you, go down Rumbelows and grab yerself a wog box.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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Most 'black briefcases' are bigger than me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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I had long hair, cut it off in December 2009. Never looked back man, never looked back.ALt: The sun, although you can't fucking see it today.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:14,
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I had long hair.I shaved it off in 1995 when I graduated. About 7 yeard ago I grew it back, but now I think it's time to bin it off again.
True - and cool - story
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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Although I hate to admit it, mine is receding temple-wise, so short hair makes it look less obvious.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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It's not thin. just less at the front, apart from the middle bit. As long as I don't end up with 'the island' or 'the toilet seat' look I'll be ok.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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Same here. #1.5 every three weeks.Only problem is I have a four inch scar on the side of my head (from a seizure I had a few years ago), which is visible as a result.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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Did your brain actually burst out of the side of your head?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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Buying new socks always does that for me.Alt: Bread.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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LiC looks much better since he cut his locks off. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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WWCSNYD?www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4YpqRPLIWc
Alt: Rizen are a rock covers band local to the Hastings Area. Our music ranges from Abba to Zeppelin via Bon Jovi and Van Halen. www.rizen.co.uk/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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The first link or the second?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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I go through this every so oftenHowever the last time I had my head shaved it turns out that I have loads of scars on my head, and to quote my wife I looked like a refugee in a very well catered for concentration camp
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I don't think I could ever shave my head - it's far too knobbly and oddly-shaped.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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If I start to lose my hair, I'd consider it.But while I still have a full head of hair it seems stupid to shave it off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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I'm just not feeling good about it at the mo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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These are not the words of a religious man. Make your fucking mind up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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I am a conduit for the vengeance of The Lord our God.Through me his works are done, and this includes shanking people in bus stops after a night on the WKD.
Amen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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See what you have done there Good BuddyAll the shiny headed ones get a moan on when they realise that some of the older folk still have fully working heads
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I have used the latest in computer technology to mock up some images of you with short hair. Enjoy.
You're welcome.
Also PICTURES!
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Peej, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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Ban this user please b3th.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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Good point.WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ICONS B3TH???
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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He looks like a fucking chipmunk in the last pic(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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I'm in a bullying mood today(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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Alt: my cock, before I do your ladydad up the shit pipe. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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I'll stop making crap suggestions when YOU do, deal?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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Thank you BakedAt least I'm trying. More than can be said for those cry babies.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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Eh...when did you get stepped?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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Earlier on, but it was only for a few seconds, it seemsPussies be scared of me, yo.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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Hahahahahahaha, nice.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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But all of your suggestions were excellent.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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Popular opinion counts for nothing here, TangsSad times
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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Having my dreads off was ace.One in particular looked like roadkill. The barber asked if I wanted to keep it ffs. Why would I?
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My brother had all his sewn into a hat.They're fucking horrible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:41,
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Why wouldn't you want to keep it even though you were happy with it being attached to your head?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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But fingernails don't look like roadkill whilst still attached.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:41,
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Only corporate ones.It's not like I have a fucking green mohawk or anything, I'm not Wilf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:43,
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I don't see why you don't get involved in one of those campaigns by tattooed losers who moan about how their tattoos should be accepted in the work place,And that being covered in pictures of skulls and naked ladies and having a face full of buts of metal doesn't make you any less eligible for a job.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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Will you do it yourself? You could borrow a 'blade' from that guy that's always going on about shaving
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Oh shit, was that him?I couldn't think who it was. Al The Deleter, eh? Has he always been a deleter or is this a new thing for him. Guess it's better than the shaving chat.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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In fairness he's more than welcome to delete his shaving chat posts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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I am thinking about getting a tattoospiders web on the elbow/hinge inside the elbow.
Or the plane, the plane.
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The tear can mean two things dependent on where it's placed.Just below the eye - one tear for each person you've murdered.
Halfway down the cheek - racism; tears for my lost country.
As told to me by a homeless chap at Crisis a few years ago.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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it actually changes the menaing if the tear is solid or just the outline(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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West coast gangsters Not some homeless giving you pillow talk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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Yeah if you get it wrong it means 'big crybaby pussy who got bummed in prison and fucking loved it'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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I was thinking 'cut here' and a dotted line round my neck, and SKREWDRIVER on my forehead.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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Or Tattoo being spitroasted by Tatu with strapons(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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1978 called. They'd like their 'joke' back. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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Get some flaming dice and a dolphin with a scroll underneath it reading "FREEDOM"(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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Do you have any tattoos th?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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Anything good?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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What is it?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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Ok, but bear in mind I was much younger and my mind was brokenOn my left bicep I have (in very big letters) the word 'YES' in Times Roman. It's not a reference to anything in particular, it's just Yes. As in the opposite of No.
And no, I don't have 'No' on the other side...as I've been asked for the last (nearly) 20 years.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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I've always wanted a tattoo of David St HubbinsBut never gone through with it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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Now that WOULD be unusualAlso, we're both from the island, so it would make sense...in a David Icke sort of way.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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Would need to be in turquoise ink.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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lucky you didn't have it on the right armas that might have constituted cockteasing...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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apparently it's how you tell which is the "gay" sideleft is straight, right is gay.
it's v old and not a little homophobic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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Sounds alright.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:16,
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I've never met anyone else with the same thingwhich is what I like about it. Also, when I'm decapitated it'll be easier for Mrs Hats to identify the body.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:16,
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wait, is this about me?Oh god, it's about me isn't it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:32,
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No but you know what?I was talking to my mother who was down your way with my little Jap cousins last weekend and they boought year-long tickets which cover the Victory, Mary Rose etc and she said I could borrow them, so I plan to make use of that shit in the not-too-distant future so I'll be heading to Hatsville.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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Nice!I'll put the kettle on. So make it quick, I'm not made of money you know.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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OK I'm outside.Can you see me waving?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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Get a unicorn fucking a dolphin in the blowhole(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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Unicorn bumming a squirrel(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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i read about a wolphin last night (half whale, half dolphin)i thought it was made up, but the internet assures me such a creature exists
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:13,
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do it, do it, do itit will always grow back
i don't think i understand that question. i am not sure about lots of things. in fact, it would be quicker to ask what i AM sure about.
alt: my eyebrows
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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Would somebody please start a new thread that's less gash than this one?Thanks in advance.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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Yeah I nominate....anyone but you, peanut-boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:22,
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That was an EPIC thread. A masterpiece. It had everything. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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I just shaved my head and it makes my eyes even more soulful and beseeching.You're a handsome man with good bone structure, a buzz cut will suit you. Chicks will dig it, you mark my words.
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I had a grade 0 for 10 years.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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look, your bitterness at being a Zammo lookalike has gone too far.(, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Do it you hippylong hair is for girls.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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