Afternoon fucktards
I’m here to save you from that dreadful thread, you may thank me now.
Whilst shopping today I saw the best busker ever, he was doing all martial arts stuff, nuncuck’s,
Sai’s, bo staff’s and some outstanding gymnastics…I dropped a fiver in the kitty, what’s the best ever busker you have seen?

Alt: I’m off for the week* my son’s away, the wife is working what should I do? Funny things like YM and DYAAKY have already been thought of and dismissed

Alt:alt: I’m drinking my first beer of the day, what have you got?

* I'm sure I haven't mentioned this at all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:11, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thank you.
There's a fellow who does the old 'getting onto the train and doing a tune or two then fucks off' game, every Xmas. Normally I fucking detest that in your face buskery - but the bloke's really fucking good and does old rockabilly numbers. His name is Daniel Jeanrenaud and here he is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PcGHG2I60A

He's a nice guy and he's the only busker I have ever given money to in my life.

Altalt: Battered on 2.0 - can you let me know when his lolwaki 'b3ta' magenta cock lol is gone so I can take him off? ta
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)

The big pink cock helps
Wow he's quite good....
Last time I was in Camden there was a wicked steel band twosome just near the bridge before the market place
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

OK geordie give double H his account back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Now hey!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Soz bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Are you saying that HH is a cunt?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

No mentions of Al?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

No one really likes to mention "that" cunt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Fuck' sake Boyce. What's next, BBC news links and a poor sexual performance with a chubby redhead?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Yup, and some high end gaming and Dr Who chat.
It's the new 'me' now I've given up on the Steampunk dream.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

You're selling your flat to be more like me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

There's a guy in Exeter who looks quite special
Thickest glasses you've ever seen. He plays amazing bluegrass fingerstyle guitar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Theer are some really great and some really shit buskers
We used to have one that was really shit on a flute but was funny as fuck, he died a few years ago, I'm led to believe there's a Facepage for him.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Some of the street drummers in San Francisco were fantastic.
Alt: Listen to music as loudly as physically/socially possible, get drunk and internet in your pants, in the garden.

Altalt: an exciting spreadsheet to run.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

dr b
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)

childish lol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

get bunk lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

+ in the gaben

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

spreabsheet

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

"nuncuck's"? is this something to do with Enzyme?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Penis deleted as some people are working.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Not me!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

How is it going? Any more interviews arranged?
I'm looking at a job at the moment where I would have to spend one week every month in Pakistan.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I have just got back from a second interview / skills test.
I'm the only person they've seen, and they seem keen on me working for them so I'm just waiting for a call when they obtain references.

I have an interview for something else on Wednesday which I'll hopefully be able to kick into touch as frankly it's a fairly generic admin job, poorly paid and the commute will be shit as well.

I'm also meeting with an-ex colleague on Thursday as he wants to talk to me about an associate position with his company, following an application I put in but didn't get shortlisted for.

A week a month in Pakistan? What's the job?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Hashish smuggling... It takes a full week
To pack his rectum to bursting... then 3 weeks recovery time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Bus conductor

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

ding ding

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

yes please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Wuv woo x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Thanks Batts, nothing personal but it was a shit thread
I see Boyce has put me on 2.0.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Urgently required: lesbian exhibitionists., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:18, Ignore, Reply, I like this!
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

You fucking Chompy appeasing fairy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)

worst of all teh fairies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Just remembered a guy in Cardiff
He had strung a rope between two trees and stood on it on one leg playing the violin very well. He'd be like that for ages.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Not if I'd have been there he wouldn't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Gay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

That's libellous. You might want to reconsider that post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Is it libellous if it's true?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

then you get into the realms of public disclosure of private information....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Sounds like swipe/chompy gate to me
and for reason that I'm out
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Is that really a busker
Or is he more a "street performer" if the latter then he is without doubt a cunt.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Hoping random passer's by chuck money in a hat/(receptacle of your choice) = busker to me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecKoiIheKzs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I hate them statue ones.
Good for you, you can stand still.

The ones in white robes on Market Street who give sweets to kids?! What's that all about?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I think we all know what that's about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Bartleby?
He may ulterior motives
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I've seen them.
Do you remember a guy on Market Street who just flailed his arms about?
Looked like that singer with the dark glasses.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

There are two cunts in Northumberland St who dance with stick on masks of celebrities on
It is crying out for a hit and run
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Are apu still going or whatever they were called.
Pan pipe pricks at the Monument
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

ahahaha - you know, A POO!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Not seen them for a while now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)

*taps nose*
Sennokot, mate
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

It may not shock you to learn that a friend and I used to busk for beer money as students.
I never saw us, but I'm pretty sure we were the best.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Did it pay off?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah
£1 to SHUT THE FUCK UP a day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

"I'll buy that for a dolla"

Robocop Fan's
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Fan's what?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

knee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

& toes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Wherebis Nakers
Ed 594737501
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Did you manage to escape the north?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

It was far more lucrative than any bar or waiting jobs I did around the same time.
Like I said, we were good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

How come you're so shit now, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I play my own material now :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Hemptown material is the next big thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

The Dooby Brotherszzzzzzzz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Moar like
"The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Only not in any way fabulous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

doo dah, doo dah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Ah, the classic mistake.
You can copy somebody else's work reasonably enough and you think "hey! I must be a decent music". Time rolls by and you slowly convince yourself that you're a songwriter, not just a semi-capable chorus-strumming parrot.

You put together a few songs with other people who seem to think they're sill going to make it at 30 years old despite having no real ability, spend a lot of money getting laughed at by sound producers before shitting out a few copies of what can barely be called an album and after failing to sell any, even at Twang Club, for more than the cost of pressing, you finally realise that no matter how important you might think Bolivian nose-flute music is, nobody else gives a fuck.

Eventually you die alone in your yurt from exposure because this is England and tents aren't great at keeping you warm.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Have you been reading my autobiography?*

*Still looking for a publisher, gaz me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Slightly sniggering at 'sound producers' here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

engineers, whatevs.

( Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

20p for a bag of lentils pal?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

10p for a cuppa (organic decaffeinated rooibos) tea please guv?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I bet this is what you drink during the day.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Inserts:
with the
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

it was inserting that was the problem

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Lube maybe the answer
Fuck knows what the question is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Is it
What's that winter Olympic sport where they slide downhill on a tray?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I see some old guy with a violin and some sort of flywheel powered accordion at his feet that's pretty cool
still never given him any money
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

gee, thanks
there was one in stockport who used to blow into this plastic "magic flute" that he clearly got from a cracker. he wasn't all there.

alt: dance naked in your kitchen. then post it on here for the lols.

altalt: diet coke
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Alt: I don't want to see some fat sweaty weirdo dancing naked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Ym's quite good at it though.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I AM NOT SWEATY :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Even after all that dancing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

ample sponges are my friend

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

You used to play on his "magic flute"?
You've got magic flute written all over your face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

i never went anywhere near his bendy yellow scrawny little flute
he did once grope my friend's boobs on a train though. she was underwhelmed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

small tits, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

"perky"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

+ Pinky

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I love breasts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

friend's s
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Q: How many managers does it take to discuss two phone calls?
A: 6 Apparently!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

privatise the lot of 'em

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I don't get it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Well if you brushed your hair
and made a bit of an effort then maybe you would.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

WITH THAT SMELL?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

You should take lusty out for a meal
and shower her with compliments, things may improve
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

her with compliments
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)

"Monty" the smell that keeps clinging

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I wish this was a new thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Soss Jeffers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)

one day, one day!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

If dreams were wishes, Jeff...
Then I have just started a NEW THREAD!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)