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Can't be arsed to read the last one.
Or this one probably. Maybe I'll just yawn languidly like a bender in an Oscar Wilde play.
What are you doing tonight? I ent doin NUFFINK. I'm broke as a mutha already this month. Bah.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:38,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Evenin'
I'll be going over to have dinner with my G/F and then listen to her swear at her smartphone (first phone she's had without a keypad).
I may well drink a very cold beer too.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:40,
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I'd like a cold beer :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:41,
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you'll drink the warm beer and you'll enjoy it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:50,
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I'd drink meths out of a tramp's shoe if the tramp paid for it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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I bought some San Miguel (Yeah, I know it isn't Old fart xxx made with rat gizzard and wheelwright's scrotal sweat but it's fucking BEER OK!)
It was on offer so I got a dozen bottles. I may well put fresh lime slices in it too!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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I like that beer.
That said:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2041925
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:58,
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Edit
I am now reliably informed we are having a barbecue. This means there will be huge lumps of dead animals and minimal amounts of green items and roots etc.
This is a good thing.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:07,
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are you deliberately trying to upset me
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:11,
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No!
Not deliberately. However, if it does, that's a serendipitous outcome :)
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:25,
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you swine
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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I will be werkin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:44,
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Might have a beer or two.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:45,
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Areet.
Aye, nothing here either. I don't generally do much through the week.
Making a Chinese style curry.
Living on the edge.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:46,
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Only a couple of weeks and then you can watch those who aren't skint
Having beer in Bristol.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:51,
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YESSSSSS
Hang on
I am owed some money so I'll be OK by then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:56,
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Wonderful.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:05,
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Did you get my text earlier?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:57,
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I did. been is meetings all afternoon
Stunned is booked in to the travel/premier Inn by temple meads.
If the weather is really shit, then there are better pubs to visit than the one in the calendar, to be honest, I don't care where we go.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:01,
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I'm in the death pub monts,
Helping them out again. I'm bored already.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:53,
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Don't do anything...drastic
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Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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Imma kill you
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:01,
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Make the staff do stupid forfeits on pain of death.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:56,
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I might just drink the stock.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:00,
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get in there
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:11,
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Delicious Oxo goodness.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:42,
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Ha!
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:52,
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Couple of beers, sat in the garden on the newly replaced furniture, reading a book. Then baked duck legs with 5 spice, pak choi & noodles.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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duck legs with 5 spice, pak choi & noodles ape is coming round for sex
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:58,
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I think I may host another gathering at mine towards the end of the month, now there is furniture again.
Do you yet know when you'll have your daughter that far in advance?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:59,
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given a specific date I think I'm pretty much guaranteed a yes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:12,
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Saturday 31st?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:15,
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I will ask
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:16,
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Splendid.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:18,
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If you feel like you're alone
no, no, no you're not alone.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:07,
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Just chilling after gruel time.
Off for a few pints in the chavland that is Blackpool's Golden Mile. Boozers selling pints for £1.95 and £1.50, classy. This place is so cheap for takeaways and booze.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:32,
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You live in Blackpool? How have you not killed yourself?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:38,
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No, I'm over for the punk festival.
www.rebellionfestivals.com/I couldn't live here, but the North Beach is very nice.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:48,
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I found a video of [name] going down on [name] for the first time.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:35,
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Just about to crack open the 3rd beer
after an afternoon at the beach. Sweating like a 70's TV personality when the doorbell rings, here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:47,
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It's a scorcher here too.
Did you say you'd got a job?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:51,
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I did.
Start date unconfirmed (one of the directors is on holiday for a fortnight and I think the other one is going off next week) so I may have a couple of weeks to play with.
Still got to jump through the jobcentre's hoops, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:52,
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Brilliant news. Well chuffed for ya.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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Ta.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:58,
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I'm sitting at home drinking wine, Monty.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:54,
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Rub it in, why don't you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:55,
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if only more people were like you Doc.
Me, specifically
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:00,
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To be fair, Monty, it's a bottle of very cheap wine, as that's all I can afford.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:00,
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Aldi do some very cheap reds which are actually OK.
They won't win awards or owt, but they're reasonably palatable.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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my brother told me this very thing a few days ago
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:15,
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Grapevine Merlot, £3.19 a bottle.
Nowt flash, but it's quite fruity and mellow. Kooliburra special reserve, £3.99 is pretty good as well.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:17,
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alright Field-Lieutenant Montington-Smythe
I just got home. Going to play some xbox, listen to the new Boards of Canada album and have some food.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:06,
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alright lad
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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yer
You heard that BoC album yet? It's pretty good.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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Alright Dozer.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:24,
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alright Pookerino
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:28,
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There's some dude in my flat.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:28,
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flatmate's boyfriend?
Burglary?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:30,
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Something to do with the flatmate, yer
They'd better not be noisy
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Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:32,
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Walk around in just your skiddies and cardigan.
They'll fuck off to the pub in no time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:35,
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Haha. Rigsby impersonation.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:50,
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I have The One Show on the telly
It's live from Weston Super Mare.
I haven't spotted B3th yet, but it can I only be a matter of time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:32,
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Very difficult to miss something that size.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:36,
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Indeed.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:39,
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Evening
Trying to decide whether to cook or just have a sandwich. I'll be putting together a sausage casserole later for the slow cooker tomorrow, that might be enough cookery for one evening. There may also be some wine consumed.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:43,
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did you get some whisky then?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:52,
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Almost
I am looking at various internet drinks retailers - mastersofmalt, thedrinkshop et al - for a good offer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:05,
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Bruichladdich is a perennial favourite.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:10,
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Interesting stat.
QOTWers consume approximately the same amount of wine per evening as
France.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:54,
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I don't think you know what 'interesting' means.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:56,
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Of course it is a subjective adjective.
I should have said "potentially interesting", sorry.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:01,
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