hahaha no
Right you lot. It's 4pm and I have 45 mins left at work.

Tell me of your woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:59, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

swipe wants to shag my mum

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:02, Reply)

DO I?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Are you swipe's sock account then?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)

nah
i just like to stick my foot in his hole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Aaaannd, on that disturbing image....

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)

My life lacks sufficient pain for me to become a blues singer
I've got as far as writing a No Blues Blues, but there my inspiration runs dry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I woke up this morning....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Der nernerner ner

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)

My jobs ok (da daaaa da dum)
And my partners nice (da daaaa da dum)
My lifes quite good but holy fuck where the rice... Ive got the comfortable, middle class workers blues....
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I like this.
Carry on.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I am burnt out now man...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I went to the dentist (der nerner de ner)
he said I'm brushing wrong (der nerner de ner)
but they always say that (der nerner de ner)
so it can't go in my song
I got the "can't write a blues song" blues
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)

New car lols for me tonight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Shopping for a gift for a man who has everything.
I'm tempted to offer him my sister, but he might take it the wrong way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I believe thats the prefered way for her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I want to go home and go to sleep.
I have had enough of today. I've just had it.

Bloo bloo etc.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Why do my customers want to talk to me, waaaaaaaaaaah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Another team has put out a big update
the amount of calls has trebled and all I'm doing is forwarding emails, putting calls through and dealing with people who're getting shitty because the other team don't have a direct number. It's been like this for weeks and it's entirely killed any remaining liking or interest I had in this job.

I'm tired, I'm frustrated and I want out. I'm angry at my job, I'm angry at my flatmate, I'm angry at my banks I'm just done.

/crybaby.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)

There there.
Are you going to come down to Bristol?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:24, Reply)

No, unfortunately.
Probably going to be car-hunting.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)

you say "car"
but you mean "rubiks cube"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Has your flat mate had some more hilarious misfortune?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)

No, I'm just in a generally shitty mood.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

i just popped a pile

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:20, Reply)

My woe is that I have 3 1/2 hours left.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:22, Reply)

8pm is the best time to kill yourself

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)

There's only five years left!
Hahah remember that nigga, all you, remember that.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I'm out running tonight woes
10 miles to do....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:29, Reply)

111/1

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Worst terrorist atrocity date ever

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Errr, not too woeful today.
Got a busy old week though so this may change
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I have no woes
A nice lady from Ikea called me today and they are sending me 4 short dowels.

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *kneeslides* \o/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Is that from the Dottingham branch?
I'm sure Battered will love them
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)

They're having to be sent from Sweden apparently
they're chopping down a tree especially.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Fuck's sake.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)

We had a fire alarm that turned out to be a false alarm
but it went on for long enough that my tea went cold and then I set the weight alarm off on the lift :(
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)

hahaha fat cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Too much fois gras, brandy drowned song birds and horse steaks I'll wager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I broke it so badly that somebody else had to get off, too.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:04, Reply)

What's your flatmate done now?
Got herself deported or summit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Their street's been closed off because they thought there was a burst water main.
Turns out it was just his flatmate blubbing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

No, I'm just in a shitty mood and it's something I really wouldn't be bothered about otherwise.
She has a friend staying over tonight and only told me a couple of hours ago. if I wasn't so narked about every other shitty thing, this'd be a nothing issue.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:11, Reply)

When she arrives walk out naked with a bongke on and offer to hang her coat up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)

You're such a girl

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:23, Reply)

It's a fair point.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Being employed is the new get out of jail free
www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich_man_escapes_jail_sentence_after_attack_at_liquid_nightclub_1_2331410
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I'm like SOOO close to handing in my notice now.
I got chewed out by my boss because I can't give him a time to-the-nearest-day on a completely bespoke integration of Barclay's new payment system and I almost told him to go fuck himself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Still first time you've been 'chewed out' in a while I'll bet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Now I can't get the image of sex face rimming Gonz out of my head : ((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Kylies less successful...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:22, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Gonz would look great in hotpants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:25, Reply)

it doesn't sound like an unreasonable request.
There will be an implementation date and are you collectively going to meet it, and if not, when will you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

132/1

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Lusty's had today off work and has spent the day with my nipper whilst I came to work. I'm wel jelly
She stayed sat night and last night and is staying again tonight.

It's great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Mine is sat under my arm watching telly while I work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Mine is eating her evening meal. Next course; roasted swan.
roasted swan

Strawberries.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Doesn't sound good.
She'll want one of her own soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)

I'm bored enough to be here
that's pretty woeful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Nice passive aggressive entrance here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)

i thought so
but you should all look at the main board. I have been cheered by this new standing up cat bandwagon.

also, hi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:40, Reply)

I did a little titter I'll admit
Alright cavy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)

not bad
except I had to wake up every couple of hours last night to feed a poorly guinea pig. Pretty sleepy now. I think he's feeling a bit better

how you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Yeah, gonna do some work tonight though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:59, Reply)