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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning morning thread! Get ready for japes and funfunfun!!1!!
What do you want to talk about this morning?

I feel great, thanks for asking, that's swell!

What are we all having for breakfast then? Oooh I can't decide! I might have some Lion Bar cereal or some toast with sour cherry jam. OR BOTH!!

Alter: YOU@RE ZARKING FROOD!!!1!!
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 7:41, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
morning Alfonso you Wakistani

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:06, Reply)
Alright?
I've not had breakfast yet, might get a bacon roll, hth.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:08, Reply)
I approve of bacon, carry on.
After vegetsrian Tuesday, I'm going to grill a gammon steak and have 2 gammon and egg rolls. Hungry here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
TWO?
You lot are MENTAL here!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:24, Reply)
I'm looking at holidays. Want to go to India to see tigers and eat smelly food.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:10, Reply)
Post divorce treat?
Morning sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:13, Reply)
Hi honey.
In part yes. Plus I am fucking tired and haven't had a holiday for a year. The idea of laying on a beach doing fuck all doesn't appeal; hence a tour of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I've always wanted to got to India, it's such an enormous country though its hard to know which bit to visit.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)
I'm considering this one
www.adventurecompany.co.uk/tours/wildlife-safari
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I like the sound of '14 Breakfasts'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Not all at once you greedy cunt.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)
India is amazing.
Hampi is a highlight of the south, Sangla Valley a hightlight of the north. I cried at the view there, what a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)
The only thing is being apart from micro for two weeks. That said, I NEED A HOLIDAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)
skype innit.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)
In India? Perhaps in the cities I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Yes in the cities,
in the countryside not so much, but if you're with a tour you'll never be far from internet.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Plus, you need a holiday and India is fun.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)
As I suggested to Monts a while back
You can hire a house boat on Lake Kashmir very cheaply 5* luxury and when we did it we had chaps who would row to the boat in the morning and cook up a storm etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Also
Yes in india one of the up and coming tech countries of the world... Why the hell do you think all the call centres moved there
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Nothing to do with cheap labour then?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)
initially yes
but they needed to ensure that the infrastructure was in place too
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Haha, gaylord.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)
and proud.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Damn straight.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I want to go to Mexico.
Those muthafuckahs know how to behaed a drug dealer out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)
I'm not a fan of Mexican food so I'd struggle I think.
I'd like to go to Canada to see the wolves at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Really?
Good Mexican is fucking lovely.

I bet if we went here you'd like it:
www.lupita.co.uk/

First time I went it was a revelation. I'd never heard of a michelada before, them shits is incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Doesn't appeal.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)
And Mexican beer is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)
You can't tell when it's got spices and lime in it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Canada is excellent, well worth a visit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)
It sho' nuff is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Nothing wrong with Brighton.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Really?
www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/102469/brighton-rocked-hate-slogans
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it has AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)
'sup.
I have a whole day of fucking about with a 'website' to go on 'the internet', whatever that is. Might go have breakfast somewhere instead.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:15, Reply)
Morning doc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Morning 'Best One HereTM'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Morning fellowmedic.
Saved any lifes today?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Only my own, by not giving up! YEAH.
(Also, Morning!)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Last night a dj saved my life.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Was it 80's/90's 'Happy Hardcore' DJ Slipmatt?
Or 'Moylesy', or perhaps DLT/BLT/DHT/BMX - you know, the fiddler?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Last nigh a DJ shaved my wife with a scone
I am not convinced he was qualified to perform this procedure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I don't like Lion Bar cereal, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)
TH TH
duh-durrr duh-nerner

TH TH

duh d-duh durrr
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)
WELL HAI THAIR MAHNTEE
That was my american accent. Good innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Shya, turdally, dude!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)
haha, you guys

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)
*swings from pirate ship*
Yo TD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Morning you bunch of Jaffas
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23954877

Worth reading just for the comments page
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Typical NeilFrog!
165.NeilFrog
Just now
This idea is racist. How can we expect muslim immigrants to work? They need their Jihad seekers allowance and shouldnt have to jump through hoops to get it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)
oh boy, i love comments

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)
They could always get placements at Maplins

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)
HI-DI-ALLAH-UL-AKBAR!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Sofa LOL at jihad seekers allowance.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Inshalla Support.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)
There is one very good one though
pointing out that 50% of the benefit budget is pensions, only 3% is paid to the unemployed, and the other 47% is to subsidise shit wages.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Sorry Lokesy, I think I must have dozed off for a second there. Very rude of me.
What were you saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Something about YMs, but it doesn't matter now, the monent's gone.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Hopefully the monent will return.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Benefits nonsense.
I was going to post something re the minimum wage, but I won't.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I bet Jamie Oliver would have something to say about it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:51, Reply)
He'd probably just 'waz' it in his 'flavour shaker'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)
I love that they said "30 hours activity" rather than "30 hours work".
"Right, we got someone mending the fence.... someone else is cleaning the toilets.... there's nothing to do really.... how are you at Jumping Jacks?"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Morning.
Cereal with a narner on.
Was given some home made blackberry and apple jam yesterday so there may be toats later.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)
edj

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Mon

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Never had blackberry and apple jam, sounds lush

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)
The gods make it for specially selected mortals.
It's well lush
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Apple and Blackberry is a combination everyone on here must have tried

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Haha mobilelols

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)
I liked it when the signal for the i-phone was dodgy and Blackberry had problems with their new software
the headline of "Apple and Blackberry crumble" was well lol
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:48, Reply)
A very old headline when the library closed in an Essex town.
"Book Lack in Ongar."
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:51, Reply)
'It's Paddy Pantsdown' was one of the best headlines ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:53, Reply)
'Up Yours, Delors'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)
"Elton takes David up the aisle"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)
When Caley Thistle beat Celtic at Celtic Park.
"Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Fuck you Edj. I now have the worlds worst earworm :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I'll swap you for The Boxer.
I've had it for days.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
What you need is a dose of my universal earworm cure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0

Works for me everytime
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:14, Reply)
What you need is a punch in the face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Bring your stepladder Tattoo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)
All the things he said
upsetting you?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I fucking love Burt Kwouk.
But he's not a singer.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)
The first 800 times I heard that it was well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)
801: error

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
That's jolly good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:56, Reply)
BBM isn't out till the end of this month (ish)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I don't even really care how busty your mum is this month

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Have you really not?
My dear mater used to make vats of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Who the fuck are you?
Coco Pops for me, as they were on offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I'm currently having pitta breads with peanut butter and some freshly opened filter coffee
I feel fucking great today - had a good night's kip and able to eat again. I have lost 8lbs in 3 days though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Was it a boy or a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Just a massive shit I would guess
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Many massive shits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)
No I just meant you are a massive shit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)
^trufax^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I've just woke up!
Im going to mainline coffee into my eye ball and fuck Wednesday right up it's mid week arse.

Probably have some toast.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)
alright chuts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Monts.
Feeling any better of late? we worry about you, ysknow xoxo
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)
am I fuck, not in a good place right now pal. Not at all hun xxxx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)
What for?
Everything is getting sorted at the moment, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Morning
Why was quentin so keen to distance himself from you, Alphonso?
Also, does that mean he still lurks here? I knew he loved us all really.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)
You candle cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I've brought cakes in for everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)
N0MMY CAYKE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Just like the fluffy old days.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)
When the good people were still here.
Nullo, StarTac, all the good guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)
They sound like Blakes 7 characters

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Blakes 7 characters cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Here you are tangled, let's celebrate with a song from the sadly no longer with us Black Carrot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFpY_t9Hvd0
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Why do these fucking pasty shut-in headcases always come here
To flash their neuroses at everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)
I don't know, why *do* you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)
It's because you're ^upset^ probably

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I've started an 85% less wakki thread

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I've just made it 2% more wakki

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

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