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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning morning thread! Get ready for japes and funfunfun!!1!!What do you want to talk about this morning?
I feel great, thanks for asking, that's swell!
What are we all having for breakfast then? Oooh I can't decide! I might have some Lion Bar cereal or some toast with sour cherry jam. OR BOTH!!
Alter: YOU@RE ZARKING FROOD!!!1!!
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Alright?I've not had breakfast yet, might get a bacon roll, hth.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:08,
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I approve of bacon, carry on.After vegetsrian Tuesday, I'm going to grill a gammon steak and have 2 gammon and egg rolls. Hungry here.
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I'm looking at holidays. Want to go to India to see tigers and eat smelly food. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:10,
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Hi honey.In part yes. Plus I am fucking tired and haven't had a holiday for a year. The idea of laying on a beach doing fuck all doesn't appeal; hence a tour of some sort.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:16,
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I've always wanted to got to India, it's such an enormous country though its hard to know which bit to visit.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:18,
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I'm considering this onewww.adventurecompany.co.uk/tours/wildlife-safari
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:19,
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India is amazing.Hampi is a highlight of the south, Sangla Valley a hightlight of the north. I cried at the view there, what a girl.
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wanderlust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:43,
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The only thing is being apart from micro for two weeks. That said, I NEED A HOLIDAY. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:47,
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In India? Perhaps in the cities I guess.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:53,
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Yes in the cities, in the countryside not so much, but if you're with a tour you'll never be far from internet.
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wanderlust, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:57,
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As I suggested to Monts a while backYou can hire a house boat on Lake Kashmir very cheaply 5* luxury and when we did it we had chaps who would row to the boat in the morning and cook up a storm etc.
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AlsoYes in india one of the up and coming tech countries of the world... Why the hell do you think all the call centres moved there
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Nothing to do with cheap labour then?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:25,
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initially yesbut they needed to ensure that the infrastructure was in place too
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Haha, gaylord.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:15,
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Damn straight.Alright?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:27,
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I want to go to Mexico.Those muthafuckahs know how to behaed a drug dealer out there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33,
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I'm not a fan of Mexican food so I'd struggle I think.I'd like to go to Canada to see the wolves at some point.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:37,
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Really?Good Mexican is fucking lovely.
I bet if we went here you'd like it:
www.lupita.co.uk/
First time I went it was a revelation. I'd never heard of a michelada before, them shits is incredible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:41,
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You can't tell when it's got spices and lime in it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:57,
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Canada is excellent, well worth a visit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:46,
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Nothing wrong with Brighton.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:16,
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Really?www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/102469/brighton-rocked-hate-slogans
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:18,
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'sup.I have a whole day of fucking about with a 'website' to go on 'the internet', whatever that is. Might go have breakfast somewhere instead.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:15,
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Only my own, by not giving up! YEAH.(Also, Morning!)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:23,
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Was it 80's/90's 'Happy Hardcore' DJ Slipmatt? Or 'Moylesy', or perhaps DLT/BLT/DHT/BMX - you know, the fiddler?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:28,
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Last nigh a DJ shaved my wife with a sconeI am not convinced he was qualified to perform this procedure
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TH THduh-durrr duh-nerner
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duh d-duh durrr
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:31,
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WELL HAI THAIR MAHNTEEThat was my american accent. Good innit.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33,
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haha, you guys(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33,
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*swings from pirate ship*Yo TD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:34,
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Morning you bunch of Jaffaswww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23954877
Worth reading just for the comments page
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:33,
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Typical NeilFrog!165.NeilFrog
Just now
This idea is racist. How can we expect muslim immigrants to work? They need their Jihad seekers allowance and shouldnt have to jump through hoops to get it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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oh boy, i love comments(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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They could always get placements at Maplins(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:44,
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Sofa LOL at jihad seekers allowance. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:47,
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There is one very good one thoughpointing out that 50% of the benefit budget is pensions, only 3% is paid to the unemployed, and the other 47% is to subsidise shit wages.
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Sorry Lokesy, I think I must have dozed off for a second there. Very rude of me.What were you saying?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:52,
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Hopefully the monent will return.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:57,
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Benefits nonsense.I was going to post something re the minimum wage, but I won't.
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I bet Jamie Oliver would have something to say about it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:51,
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He'd probably just 'waz' it in his 'flavour shaker'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:52,
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I love that they said "30 hours activity" rather than "30 hours work"."Right, we got someone mending the fence.... someone else is cleaning the toilets.... there's nothing to do really.... how are you at Jumping Jacks?"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:20,
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Morning. Cereal with a narner on.
Was given some home made blackberry and apple jam yesterday so there may be toats later.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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Never had blackberry and apple jam, sounds lush(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:43,
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The gods make it for specially selected mortals.It's well lush
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:44,
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Apple and Blackberry is a combination everyone on here must have tried(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:46,
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I liked it when the signal for the i-phone was dodgy and Blackberry had problems with their new softwarethe headline of "Apple and Blackberry crumble" was well lol
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:48,
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A very old headline when the library closed in an Essex town."Book Lack in Ongar."
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:51,
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'It's Paddy Pantsdown' was one of the best headlines ever. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:53,
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"Elton takes David up the aisle"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:00,
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When Caley Thistle beat Celtic at Celtic Park."Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious"
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:04,
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Fuck you Edj. I now have the worlds worst earworm :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:06,
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I'll swap you for The Boxer.I've had it for days.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:11,
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What you need is a dose of my universal earworm curewww.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0
Works for me everytime
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:14,
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What you need is a punch in the face. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:15,
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Bring your stepladder Tattoo(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:15,
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All the things he saidupsetting you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:41,
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I fucking love Burt Kwouk.But he's not a singer.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:22,
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The first 800 times I heard that it was well lol(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:06,
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I don't even really care how busty your mum is this month(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:50,
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Have you really not?My dear mater used to make vats of the stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:53,
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Who the fuck are you?Coco Pops for me, as they were on offer.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:09,
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I'm currently having pitta breads with peanut butter and some freshly opened filter coffeeI feel fucking great today - had a good night's kip and able to eat again. I have lost 8lbs in 3 days though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:19,
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Was it a boy or a girl?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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I've just woke up!Im going to mainline coffee into my eye ball and fuck Wednesday right up it's mid week arse.
Probably have some toast.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:29,
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Monts.Feeling any better of late? we worry about you, ysknow xoxo
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:34,
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am I fuck, not in a good place right now pal. Not at all hun xxxx(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:44,
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What for?Everything is getting sorted at the moment, isn't it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:45,
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MorningWhy was quentin so keen to distance himself from you, Alphonso?
Also, does that mean he still lurks here? I knew he loved us all really.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:30,
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I've brought cakes in for everyone!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:33,
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Just like the fluffy old days.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:35,
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When the good people were still here.Nullo, StarTac, all the good guys.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:37,
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They sound like Blakes 7 characters(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:41,
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Here you are tangled, let's celebrate with a song from the sadly no longer with us Black Carrotwww.youtube.com/watch?v=PFpY_t9Hvd0
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:40,
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Why do these fucking pasty shut-in headcases always come hereTo flash their neuroses at everyone?
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Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:35,
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It's because you're ^upset^ probably(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:42,
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I've started an 85% less wakki thread(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:45,
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I've just made it 2% more wakki(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 9:46,
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