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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ok an afternoon threadI know that we have been down this route a few times but to legalise drugs good thing bad thing?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23374228
Drugs are here to stay so why shouldn’t the government make revenue on them?
I had to post this just for the comments page.
Alt: As you stare despondently at the curled up sandwich sat before you, tell of your lunch triumphs
Alt:alt I have to go school shoe shopping with my son on Sat. school rules must be all black and polishable,
I’m thinking these www.catfootwear.com/UK/en-GB/Product.mvc.aspx/19395M/0/Mens/Bruiser?dimensions=0
Footwear sub thread Have we ever had an official one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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latest was 12 years ago)
So we have the old drugs argument, lunch and shoes.SHIT THREAD ALERT!
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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:oBit harsh, considering the past few threads
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:40,
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liar, liar bums on fire(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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Yeah you got me.Boots and flip flops innit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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RUN FOREST!Is what HH shouts at school sports day as encouragement.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:41,
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you were a bit slow there Jeffers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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Not as slow as your boy is gonna be when he tries to jog in those spazz-boots you've chosen for him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:43,
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Aint nuffink wrong with Cats(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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"Run hartley Jnr, RUN"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:41,
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Fuck now I have Chaz 'n' Dave stuck in my head(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:43,
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Well there ain't no pleasing you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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I couldn't be more impressed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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I shaved my beard off the other week.Chins are fucking awkward to shave.
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Easier with a non-wanker razor I'd imagine(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:55,
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How would you know? EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IS OWNED BY A WANKER!!!!!! AKSHERLYY!!!!!!(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Are you calling my creditors a wanker?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:12,
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Hahab3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2068120
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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did you have one of those canvas satchels?With a Metallica logo painted on it?
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I had one of them later.Just moving with the times.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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What, even during PE? Bo-llocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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Plimsol woes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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I wear Cat boots now because I'm cool and trendy.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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^ TGGI ^He had Kickers last year and went through three pairs in the year, I want something tough with a sole that will last
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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Ask Battered where he gets his.The soles are 5" thick, you'd get years out of them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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hahahaGary's frith shop
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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my schools were very strict re. no boots.The bad lads used to wear DMs and Cats.
Were YOU a bad lad at school?
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haha Funny enough I was the school Jock*Adidas all blacks was my footwear of choice
*nothing to do with ginger misers from across the northern border
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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STRIKETHROUGH J ADD C!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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ohhhhhh you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:54,
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I wasn't into sport at school.I was into heavy metal, birds and smoking.
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The makers of 'Oven Pride' missed a trick not using that tune in their ads(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:16,
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Don't let your wide see those.She'll use them to kick you right in the love spuds.
EDIT: fuck it. I meant 'wife', obviously. WTN.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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Those wides and their violent ways.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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So much so she beeps when she goes backwards.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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Inserts *get*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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If I keep really quite and don't do anything silly to bring any attention to a text I have hadI'll be ok
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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I was thinking more about posting on a social network(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:12,
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See, here's why everybody thinks you're going to fuck her.Because if they weren't dirty texts, you wouldn't be so "tee hee hee oh I'm so conflicted, can't let the wife see!" over it. If they're innocent and your intentions are innocent, there's no reason why the wife shouldn't know.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:15,
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You really don't know how women think do you Kroney?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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Not jealous, unreasonable women, no.Believe it or not, they aren't the standard.
However, the problem here is that you want to fuck her and you either haven't admitted it to yourself yet, or you're trying to find justification for it. Either way, I'm bored. NEXT.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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I tell you what I'll let it drop then (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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If you gave a shit about your wife, you'd have cut contact with this bird the moment things got sketchy.Just saying.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:22,
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I suspect his original intention was to impress us all with what a TRUELAD he really is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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Things have not got sketchy at all (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29,
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Then what the fuck are you conflicted about, man?If there's no dodginess going on anywhere at all, then why are you hiding it from the wife? If she'd be unhappy with you seeing this woman then she will consider you texting her or meeting her as something treacherous regardless of how you feel about it so stop doing it.
God, why is everybody in the world so thick?
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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I'm not conflicted, I think I made that quite clear the very first time I mentioned it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:35,
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Good. Then there shouldn't be any need to post any TRULAD threads about how hot your ex isand how she totally wants to meet you and how you don't know whether you should go or not.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:37,
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Fanks Kroney, I'm glad your here to straighten me out(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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Incidentally, I know enough about the way women think to knowthat her discovering all these secret messages will blow up in your face far harder than if you'd just told her straight out the gate.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:27,
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All?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:28,
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Two and both quite innocent (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:34,
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Is that what it was?we thought it was a charity gaz for baby moles
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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It seems pretty clear to me that he's a DIRTY CHEATPANTS even if he bottles it and never turks her.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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If nothing else he is guilty of thoughtcrime(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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Seems reasonable and proportionate.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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I hate TV, especially the endless shit with phone in votes to get the public involved.But I'd quite like to be in a Susanna Reid and Rachel Riley sandwich and according to the news they will be on the dancing show that Darth gets hard over.
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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You got a new bike yet?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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Nah, emvee stole all the Lego then it "disappeared"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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I'm starting to wish Battered had killed you to save the rest of us.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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Have you looked at the comments page on the Beeb link?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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Whole site lost all network connection for an hour.Well done Kroney and pals!
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There's still time. Off you go:Military conflicts resulting in zero civilian casualties, 3500 BC to the present day, a chronological list, by Mr P Chomp, BSC, MK:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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So you're going to win an argument by changing the argument to something else?Tangled is right, it may be an inevitable consequence but it's not the goal for the action. Now practically that doesn't make much difference, but morally I believe it does.
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Basically, you're a dirty warmongering BLIAR enthusiast.I think that's pretty clear thank you very much.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:22,
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Well, I, for one, am pretty convinced that Chompy hereis a rampant racist with a massive war-boner for bombing rag-'eads.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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I'm shocked - but not surprised. The signs have always been there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29,
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Sometimes, just sometimes, I'd like to be wrong about somebody, Monts.Just once. For the novelty. You know?
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:32,
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*shakes head sadly*I know.
I know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:33,
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Saying "we're going to bomb you to fuck in a couple of weeks" Also makes a difference, gives them time to evacuate the buildings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:34,
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They seem to have turned a number of military bases into prisons. but then that's making it as useless as blowing it up tbh.
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Did you unplug him for an hour?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:14,
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I'd pay 50k to shut that cunt up, just sayin.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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Well that would be preferable, obv.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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£50k would buy them a secondary line which would prevent that from happening(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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Good luck getting that signed off in these straitened times (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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We've got bunches of network connections and redundancies.But if someone randomly pulls out cables in the server room they're not much use.
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"two mum's one ape"?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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Legalise the lot, end of.Alt, roast squash with onion and garlic in a plum sauce, rice and salad. Needs moar flesh.
Alt alt, shoe thread is scraping the barrel.*shoegazes*
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Legalise all shoes NOW!!!!(apart from Battered's loafers)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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And what, exactly, is wrong with my loafers?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVY9p1IHops
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:22,
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One of the dullest bands of all time.I mean, not as dull as yours, but pretty darn dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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Perhaps unsurprisingly, I am something of a shoegaze fan.I'm listening to that N-Joi tune that you linked to in your rave thread on qotw, at the moment, which I think was contemporaneous with Slowdive, etc.
It's fair to say they are polar opposites.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29,
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Yup, absolutely.Good at the NJoi end, wishy-washy bent introspective student tosh at the other.
I probably met half of your heroes through my Revolver chums, there was one prick from Chapterhouse who simply would not fuck off. Boy he was dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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It's one of the many pitfalls of being at the wishy-washy bent introspective student tosh end of the spectrum.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:42,
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Anyone want to see my gaff?www.keatons.com/buying/property-for-sale/1-bedroom-property-for-sale-in-Pritchards-Road-E2-kearps-BOW130773-1378287036
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:27,
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Just realised the curtain pole in my sitting room needs fixing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:28,
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They have really stretched some of those pictures.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:28,
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hahhaha like in Fawlty Towers!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:30,
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Is it bollocks that big(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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s-t-t-t-t-t-r-r-r--e-e-t-t-t-t--c-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:32,
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Also, "it's variety of quaint cafe's"Did you not insist on proofreading this first?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:32,
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£300k ! That seems mental for a 1 bed.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:37,
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I though this until I saw the 'modern' kitchen.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:38,
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It's situated within a creative hub though Gonz. It says so on the internet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:39,
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It would be amazing to be near that market and those resturants.But I donno, your flat is about 1/3 off the size of mine and 50% more expensive, and that's after i've done my one up.
I guess your flat would be awesome if I was one of those poncy £50k/website designer types with a chawowah dog.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:53,
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These are the wankers to which it is being marketed.I don't expect to get more than 280 though. Even that is preposterous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:58,
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I'd be well worried about being mugged if I was one of them in that area though; but i'm a proper pussyole.I guess also you'd do well with cityboys who just want a yard thats interesting and quite central to london and get back to their family on the weekends.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05,
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You're more likely to get yarnbombed or flashmobbed by hipsters than robbed.It's not like it was when I bought it. Unrecognisable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:11,
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Cool, sounds alright then.I can see why you love living there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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same as mine bruv and it's smaller than that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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Impressive record collection there monty.I've just bought a controller after not mixing for years.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:38,
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His collection of "Now that's what I call music"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:39,
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That's not all of them either.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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Oh, that reminds me I went to a car boot sale a few weeks ago and found Electro 3 It was scratched to high heaven though and didn't have the original jacket
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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I have all of them. In vgc-excellent you're looking at probably £18-20 each,less so for the rubbish later ones.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:44,
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My wife dispairs at my flicking through Vinyl Last time I was in London I spent about 45mins in the Stables at Camden going through a second hand record shops wares
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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Well yeah who wouldn't?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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I know mine doesI am more confused as to how you got into my house
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By appointment like the rest of us(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:58,
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are you Simon Pegg from popular sci fi zombie rom com "Shaun of the Dead"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47,
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Don't get him started on that again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47,
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It's another COOL STOR-EE!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:44,
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Steve WrightlolzThinnest on the ground of all lolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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What sort of stuff is it?I used to mix garage and dnb. The deep house type stuff that sounds like garage got me interested again; can't be arsed with dnb now though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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There's all sorts:funk/old skool breaks
hip hop (about 50% of them)
50s rock'n'roll & surf rock
60s-70s hippy stuff
70s heavy rock
punk
reggae
old skool rave
load of stuff
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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I see he's hidden his ukuleles.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:42,
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The things that have gone on in that place, you would not* fucking believe.*you totes would
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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ThisNice looking gaff, son
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:50,
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there aren't even any samurai swords on the walls :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:44,
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I wanna know who the bust is ofI hope it's Lionel Richie
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:45,
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I don't like to talk about it but yes. Yes he is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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What a feelingthat must be
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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I like the way the bust is large in the first pic, then tiny in the next one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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My swords aren't on the walls.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47,
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do you keep them in a replica of the Vulcan ceremonial sword box from "Star Trek III: fucking whales innit"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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I'll give you a discount!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05,
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talk talk are clearly so bad at providing internet/customer service that they automatically end your call by asking if you wish to complain...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:45,
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Spirit of Eden turned out to be pretty influential though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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Well don't get upset, life's what you make it m8(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47,
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You're asking for trouble with talk talk.Just get a CD-ROM from AOL and you can use them free for 30 days.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:01,
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