I DONT EVEN CARE IF THIS HAS BEEN POSTED BEFORE OR NOT
*FEARS*

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23975289

Would you strike?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:11, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Looks like it's only going to affect shit beers anyway.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

but BEER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

drink proper beer and you will be ok

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Doesnt bother me
I only drink in the local freehouse, village ftw.

yep
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

My father-in-law in an ex-miner
To say he has strong views on striking may be a SLIGHT understatement
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

As long as the strike is for the right reasons
then I support it, when I see the Bob Crows of this world threatening strikes for seemingly trivial reasons I get annoyed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Chompy to the rescue!
His MK beer distribution centre will ramp up production and the resulting orders will allow him to clear his debt and buy a house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)

+ win back his beloved

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Teachers are striking too next week I think
Lazy.

Weatherspoons are horrendous places. People are queuing outside the fallowfield on every morning before 9am.

Not for the breakfast either.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)

The Deansgate one's ok for the brekie, open at 7, I don't think they serve booze till later though.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

The best part about eating a breakfast in a wetherspoons.
Is listening to the ruddy faced man on his fourth pint of cider moaning about 'the wankers eating their breakfasts' at nine in the morning.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Everyone has the right to withdraw their labour and they should have that right.
Without that, companies can exploit the workers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Are you feeling alright, Battered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Tip top thanks. I'm making a chicken curry, before a mate arrives from Oxford for the evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Yeah but on the other hand, they tend to hang outside playing shit on their guitars
I'd rather have the exploitation
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

i agree with Battered
this is largely unprecedented
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CkFPyH8v1c
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I miss Weatherspoons
Over here most pubs are nice and there's only a couple of small chains (and one's the Porterhouse)

I miss a soulless void with shit food and cunts in suits and snappy haircuts getting wasted at 11am
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

You met Stunned when you were over in London?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I didn't realise he had a snappy haircut
I'm impressed.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)

It's more of a cow's lick, but yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I don't want to hear about his sex life ta

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

GOD YOU'RE AN IDIOT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

BLASPHAMY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)

I have verbally accepted a new job
well done me

\o/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Gum-ga Din approached you as well, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

O_o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

new blow
+ from a toothless Asian
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

ah fuck it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

too slow and not as good
go and stand in the corner




then kill yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Like most people here, I do most of my striking from my desk.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I do mine down the bowling alley before a slap up meal with 50% off at Frankie adn Bennys

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)

if you're really lucky I might give you the stink finger in the back of my Skoda THAT'S ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD CAR AKSHULLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2074664
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Any sign of naked theo shouting at a lake yet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I might not be able to post it, critical arousal levels etc

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I understand, you're a stunning specimen of the male figure.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I'm about four stunning specimens of the male figure

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

do you still have a jew fro?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

getting bigger all the time baby

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I've now got "Jingling Baby" by LL COOL J
as an earworm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

It's a good day

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

That's a great record.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

You know your stuff there young Monts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

The guitar sample comes from Dennis Coffey's 'Scorpio'
A friend of mine works for Ford, and was looking on the company's website at a global list of employees, and on it was a Dennis J Coffey in a senior position in Detroit (where Coffey is from). So he emailed him saying 'stupid question, but...' Lo and behold, it was him. He was happy to answer loads of nerdy questions and was sahnd as a pahnd as we cockneys say.

A cooler - and truer - story you will be hard pressed to find.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)

He's a fucking big deal, if you are an ignorant cunt:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Coffey
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

hahahaha
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-23972952

I fucking love this, what a whiny prick
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Ha.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

that looks like chompy's older brother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

'Mr Bacon has been looking for work since gaining his degree in documentary, film and TV from the University of South Wales in July'

I'll bet he has
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Who would guess
I mean with qualifications like that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

^my thoughts exactly^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

He spent a week preparing for his interview.
A FUCKING WEEK!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

and he didn't get it...LOSER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

For a shop assistant job

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

what a wanker eh Gorms?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)

+ 2006

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)

He moans about how it was the ideal job for him and how hard it is to find a job
but then declined a re-interview. Wanker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Thing he needs to realise is that hiring managers are twice as powerful as god and they know it
SO DANCE FOR ME MONKEY BOY, DANCE FOR YOUR JOB, NOW LICK MY SHOES YOU SCROTE
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I want to know about the dance Nakers did before getting his job offer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Bolero :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)

At Kuehne and Nagel?
You know what this means, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

It means no worries for the rest of your days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

That's a bit of a stretch,but I'll allow it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

You sound like my estate agents

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

are you calling wp a cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I think he is you know.
And I'm pretty depressed about it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Windy Frog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Listen mate if you don't like being called one - stop being one, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I feel the same way about whiny fat people
If you don't like being called fat, then lose some fucking weight. Fat cunts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I saw a fat man today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Woah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)

There's GUITAR LEGEND CHAT up there ^ if you care, no one else does :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)

You're a monster.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

NO - I'M A 'MONTSTER' AHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)

No WP
stand your ground... its too tenuous even by b3ta standards...

MONTGOMERY GO TO YOUR ROOM
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

no blacks?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Something about YM

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2074669
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I've met some chaps from K&N
They were nice lads. True story.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I don't tend to drink in chain pubs
And I don't tend to drink any of those drinks, so I don't really mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Will this mean that Wetherspoons cunts will appear in proper pubs?
Plus, I didn't realise Britvic were still going.
Plus, Hi!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)