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Within 5 mins of my house I have St Marys lighthouse, Tynemouth Priory and a fuckload of beach. Sell your location /offtopic
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:58, 265 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's good, but it's not Gum-ga Din.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I am yet to be offered suckling by a Paki on my way to work, its true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I am indeed selling my location

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
You were my inspiration, oh light of my life
I'm still offering a suck
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
or in your case
locaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Monty Armstrong

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I can see the ocean from my house

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I used to be able to from my flat
Kitchen had sea view
Living room had river view
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I'm cheating a bit
my house is surrounded by trees so you can't see bugger all you have to walk to the end of my drive to see the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
If you walk to the end of my street you'll be on the beach

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)
If you walk to the end of my street you'll get hit buy a train

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)
*buys train*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
*fears getting hit*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
*saves the other 5*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

train first edition of 'Harry Potter and the Carrotty Pasty'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
"Daucus carota pasticus!"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Billy?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Within a Ten minute walk of my place there has been one murder and two stabbings in the last couple of weeks

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and they haven't caught you yet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
"Look down!"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)
The South Downs, Sandy Beach, Stony Beach, 'Artistic Quarter', Views of France on a good day. SAGA headquarters.
Folkestone, Shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
The South is full of Downs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
+ Dolphin interferers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
red brick mansion block located on the smorgasbord of retail and culinary therapy that is kensington high street
with easy access points
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
But enough about your knickers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
wot knickers?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
easyaccesspointslols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Yes but you never send me a Gaz abut meeting up with you and vippers so quite frankly you can shove you house up your massive quimm

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)
shamefully i didn't gaz him either
there was zero reception and we were busier at night than i thought and my bad. i must apologise to him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Oh but not to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Looking out from my back garden
I have a nature reserve that has wild horses, red deer and hares that you can watch, the from the front there is a wood.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Bill and Ted's spin-off project.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
*excellents*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I live in a creative hub.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Not for long

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)
yeah thanks mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I wouldnt be so sure

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)
5 Mins by walking or by car?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Surely the answer in MK either way is 'a roundabout'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Cow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)
5 mins walk to St Marys lighthouse + beach
About 5 mins car to Tynemouth Priory
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
There's an iMax about 10 minuites from me, and a TGI Fridays... that makes a good evening.
I fucking love TGI Fridays.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I dont mind a bit of hot TGI action

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Overpriced for what you get. Very poor quality food.

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I don't see whats not to love....
.... BBQ, fried stuff, cocktails, children's drawing mats.

Only thing is that it ain't cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)
aren't you near al and kroney and rory though?
that's got to depreciate the value of the flat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)
WTF?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23986385

Vic Reeves was in the Stasi?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)
that's great

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Fucking LOL
He gets my train home sometimes, haven't seen him dressed like that.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I love Vic Reeves

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Isn't that because he lost his license for dangerous driving or something?

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He did marry a stripper though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
that an interesting bbc link
It had to happen one day...

1 in 7 people was an informer, that's quite something to think about.

*inserts licky bum bum joke*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Darrin Kenneth O'Brien Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)
*googles*
*does indeed lol*

*licks bum bum*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I'd like to move back to Winchester, but it's too far away from my daughter.

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Did you know Monty from there?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
No. I left in 96. I think he'd probably left well before that.

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Just wondered
Not that big a town
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
You're right, it isn't. I really liked living there.

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I always enjoyed my site visits there, though that was many years ago now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Where did you stay when you were there?

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Fuck knows - there were a load of hotels up the hill from the bus station and turn left
Near Mr. So's (??) perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Southgate Hotel
Now Hotel du Vin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
If they dont serve a wide range of high quality wines
I am going to burn it down
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)
It's lovely but a shit place to be if you are aged between 10 and 15
There is literally fuck all to do. Luckily I liked reading and was able at quite a young age to get served booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Fancy taking our respective daughters down for the day at some point? It's only an hour from Waterloo.

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Fucking love to

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I'll give you a ring next week (need to anyway about the speakers) and we can work a date out.

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Remember to take your teeth out if you are going on a date
Monty prefers the gumballing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
i'm wondering about the use of the word "respective" here
i mean.... who else's daughters would you take?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)
If I had simply said 'our daughters' it could be taken that we have children together.

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EltonandDavidlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
we all know that the daughters are a smokescreen for your frantic attempts to hump monty's leg

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I wouldn't dare intrude on his relationship with Stunned.

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one word
THREESOME
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
What's the best way to clean vomit off a screen?

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with your tongue
duh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
rape

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
you mean with monty's hair as he fellates stunned whilst battered pounds him from behind?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/testicleeating-fish-the-pacu-found-in-paris-with-fears-it-could-be-coming-to-the-uk-8798118.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
alt:
shiny glass office in the city offering panoramic views from the roof terrace and an array of lunch options within a 2 min walk that could induce daily bafflement and frenetic masturbation in ALL OF YOU INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Is that your office glass floor?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
It's got a glass ceiling, which is one of the many reasons she'll never make partner.

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and the others are?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Incompetence
ginger hair
and the smell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)
yeah, like incompetence ever stopped anyone from rising to the top

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Fair point and well made
*promotes to CEO*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

ceiling coffee table
never
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Marianne Faithful Lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
either i don't get this
or it's so gross that i might throw my chickpeas at you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
that could induce daily bafflement and frenetic masturbation in ALL OF YOU INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
oh
my mind is sick, then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
well durr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)
You can still throw the chickpeas though it now sounds like a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
now whose mind is sick?
yours. that's whose.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Hello Darlin fancy throwing me your chickpeas
hur hur hur
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
my office is on a hill towards the edge of cardiff
all hills, motorways and trees in one direction and a view of the city and the severn in the other
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Might sit this one out then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Surrounded by pretty students staggering about in various states of intoxication.
A high street full of bars/takeaways/shops
A stones throw away from loads of parks,including Platt fields
A transport service to the CC with a bus every 5 minutes or less.
The "fallowfield Loop" walkway which takes you to various country Parks/Reservoirs and goes for miles. Great for jogging/cycling/walking
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
+ dogging

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Why fuck in a Sainsburys car park when I have a flat?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)
because post-coital snacks?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I have them in abundance
Never really saw the fascination with dogging.
Uncomfortable.

Plus, why would you want the rejects from Readers' Wives fogging up your windshield and filming on their Nokia?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)
fuck knows
there is nothing more awkward or unappealing than hearing/seeing other people going at it. thank fuck my neighbours seem to have broken up or gone away, as they used to wake me with a cacophony of faking it every friday morning. like clockwork.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)
scheduled sex is always sexy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
it was the same EVERY TIME
same time, same length, same noises EVERY WEEK.

that is officially shit sex. also, they are on the other side of the block to me - and those walls are FEET thick, so they must have been really roaring - so i don't know them. when i go through the gate and see someone heading to the left hand doors, i eye them beadily and think, are you mrs "oh oh there oh oh oh that's it oh."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
They probably just had a tape player and clicked it on then went out for breakfast

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Be good to yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Taste the difference.

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yeah right
tesco value in your case, love
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
V. Good would lol again

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)
"Try something new today"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Right next to the city center
un-obscured Rear views toward the vale of Belvoir, great night life, 100's of good pubs and restaurants, two large Universities, lots of great country parks and historical buildings, located in the centre of the country with great access to the M1 also quite handy if you want to purchase a firearm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

purchase a firearm

fuck the ex
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)
:o well really

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
i did LOL at this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
+ up the arse

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+ Dry

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2076559
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
"no squealing piggy, i'm going in dry"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I thought you was dead against that type of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
receiving
not giving
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
kinky

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I'm in

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Soz double H

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
spit and shove

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Hahaha

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Wall to wall pakis all after a gob job
Gas works, brothel, hipsters, armed children.

Yours for 300k
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

k
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Pais ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Don't forget the healthy dose of vagrants ripping off us nice out of town folk for 10p for a "phone call"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
No, i don't want to encourage any of you scrote to move anywhere near me.
Except TH. He can have my spare room.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
but berk already lives near you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Are you calling berk a scrote?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
she would be proud

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Ok, ok, just don't all rush to visit at once
www.visitcoventryandwarwickshire.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
ok
i'm all for a bit of fudging. but this?

"Coventry and Warwickshire is the beating heart of the UK visitor economy"

is an utter lie!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
But we have legends, stories and history unrivalled and unmatched!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
uh
huh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Go on, tell me one interesting legend involving coventry

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
some call him tangledupinblue...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
... some call him the gangster of lurve

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
They are manifold.
But I think that quotation is including Warwickshire as well as Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

i +s
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
The only cool thing I know about Cov
is they filmed the mini scene from The Italian Job there (and this might be a lie)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Sounds like bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
This is true (well the bit in the sewers)
My uncle worked as a translator for the stunt drivers, who were all French or Italian or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

French or Italian or summat English, but couldn't understand our quite ridiculous accents.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)
where is dozer?
this post DEFINES irony
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Apart from that night on 14 November 1940
I know of nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)
It's a city of great historic importance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Coventry
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Not clicking on that, soz, might be a classic car
and more than likely an Allegro at that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
There should be plenty to entertain a car nerd like you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
We have a pier.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I'm surprised that has never been mentioned before.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
You should totally visit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I did once..............ONCE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Did you set fire to it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I went on the little choo-choo train on the pier

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

cho-cho
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
No, you're the one who rode that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
And click click click click click.

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oh lol
and cliccckkk
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
oh damn you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Did you take your ex up the pier?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Nice beaches, plenty of nature and scenery if you like that kind of thing
less than two hours from the beautiful Lake District and Yorkshire Dales, or an hour or so from the teen pregnancy capital of Europe.
Also not a million miles from where AA hangs out, I think, not a great selling point I admit.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Less than two hours?
That's not much of a claim. I could get to many parts of the country in that time.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
or 3 junctions of the m6
fuck i hate the m6
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
The M6 is undeniably shite.
From about J 34 to the south end whereupon the M5 or 4 takes up the bar of shiteness and raises it to a whole new level.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
when i drive home
the m40 is a blissful stretch of 100mph goodness, free of other motorists. then the m42 slows it right down.

then the m6 comes along and ruins it all. EVERY. TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I do enjoy the nostaglic feeling of driving on the toll road

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
It's almost as if the further North you go, the shittier everything is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
More sensibly priced

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
this isn't true
there are few bits of the north that are as shit as catford or clacton pond or parts of brixton or streatham or southampton...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Hull
Bradford
Wigan
Sunderland
Middleborough
Blackpool
Mansfield
Burnely
Stoke
Liverpool
Preston
Selby
etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
have you been to catford?
some cunt threw a snowball with a rock in it at my car "for being a posh twat".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
hey people can be dead wrong anywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I fucking LOVE the M6

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
M6 up from about Blackpool is good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
It actually gets very scenic once to get upto about junc 38

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Not to drive on, I make millions from it each year
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1988324
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
OH.MY.GOD.
HH is RORY!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
In which case.
He'd use a TrOLL ROAD!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
You mean your employer does.
You simply struggle on, occasionally scraping together enough spare cash to 'treat' your mistress to a couple if hours in a seedy B&B.
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It was certainly seedy once they left

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
The bad news is she was seeded too
HH got some splaning to do mmmm hum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Well of course it's the company profits, but it's my contract that I fought hard to acquire

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
the next time i am stuck in traffic on that interminable shithole
i will ram a pin in your voodoo doll for every 10 seconds of my precious life that gets wasted
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Wait you already have one for me?
who else have you got one of?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
just you...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
But dont fret it doubles as a dildo
so if you ever feel your ears getting wet...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Ergh.

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STAY ABOUT FROM MY BLACKPOOL!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
That's the point it gets cobbled.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
+together by hh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Is it because you get off
on the idea of it causing swipey pain...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
It's like painting the fourth bridge, they cant knock it down so they are constantly doing concrete
repairs to it, I send about 2-3 Artic. loads of Sika products there each month
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Yep they are just about to do a load of bridge repairs arent they

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
oh, that'll help the traffic
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
It will help more:
than if a fucking bridge collapsed onto the carriage numbnuts.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
so long as i've already driven under it, zero fucks given

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
They have never stopped doing repairs since 1965

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Her indoors has been having to do eco surveys on a load of bridges
hence me knowing...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Soz 2hr 40m to get to me... You arent allowed now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
My shed is bigger than Montys flat
without stretching it and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
do you have a bust of Lionel Richie though?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
My penis is bigger than montys flat
and it is shaped like Lionel Richie...

Does that count
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
But what a feeling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
HELLO!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
^both of these made me chuckle^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I have a nice duck pond near me.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
yeah
where you go to watch them all bumming and raping each other to death.

you bird murderer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I fail to see how the evolutionary behavior of ducks is my fault

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
you crying with laughter over it is
shame on you, birderer!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
You. At the duck pond.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdJGz4iDxlg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Modern Toss does some excellent stuff

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i thought it was going to be this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4Roswy01U
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
hahah
I take that and I raise you this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCe6xBX2nAE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
ginger paranoia

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
>:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
eh eh ehhhh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P-CMVPi7FM
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
oh man............

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
what a rude panda bear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

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