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Hey guys!!! GUYS!!!! It's me Naked Ape off the internetI will have a new job soon and I might not be around much, so why not gather together here and remember the good times eh?
alt: Collections, did you ever collect anything, stamps, beer mats, guitars, stds?
altalt: piss play?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:42,
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Cor I remember that time you changed name all the time so I never knew who I was talking toARE YE MAN OR MIRAGE? Who knows.
alt: I used to collect fossils, but not seriously, just had a box of rocks 'n' fossils
altalt: piss play every day
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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Hi theoban, I reckon you'll be able to help mecan you recommend a good vegetarian dish to cook for someone with boobs?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:31,
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Ratattouille with some couscous or somethingJust make sure you make it a bit dry so you're not slopping food on yourself
Or you might want that as she might drop it on her bosom meaning lots of ice breaking LOLs
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 17:03,
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Who are you again?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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you've just done some piss play?You digust me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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I remember when I first encountered you on The Internet a few weeks ago.I thought 'This guy's a right queer gay cunt', and I was right.
Alt:No
Alt:Alt:No
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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Do you sometimes arrange them in a circle around you and drop your trousers, spin around and try to play them all with your willy?(
Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:48,
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I've got three days left for the rest of the year :(:(:((
Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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A lot of people do Theo, a lot of people do.Had a play of HearthStone yet? Looks good.
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Yeah played someIt's nice enough like, but I can see my fun in it coming to an end fairly soon, because after you've got some cards and so on, then what?
Feels a bit limited.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:54,
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I suppose Bliz will add more cards every quarter or something?Dunno what their plan is. Question is if people will start playing it competitively in a ladder type thing or just play against their friends.
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I dunno either, it might just be a fire and forget sort of releaseThey'll probably dump more stuff in eventually though.
Yeah at the moment you've only got a choice to play against a specific friend, in the Arena (which I dunno what that is yet) or just random battles. Feels like a very 'play for 10 mins having a shit' kind of game.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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Who knows, interesting that they're trying a semi casual game with micropayments.(, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I'm too young to get your late 90s hip hop references(
Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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I have next week of to coincide with the release of GTA5(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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ohhh and almost every other friday of till the end of the year(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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Strikethroughmaking it seem like he will be meeting up and dry bumming his ex
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I don't care I don't really do much in the way of gaming but I really like the GTA series
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:00,
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*glares*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:08,
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from pizza hut?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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MARRgherita flavour(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:54,
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Exactly(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:02,
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I've been approached about a job in Kuwait.Too far away from micro; 7 hour flight - so won't be able to get back every weekend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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I just can't believe that those savages still present dwarfs as something to be ogled(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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Marketing Director for a supermarket chain. Good money, tax free + apartment paid for. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:01,
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Your alcoholism would bankrupt you and land you in jailit's for the best this way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:02,
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You could probably pick up a more easy to handle wife over there and all.One that won't answer back, like these feisty Scotch birds do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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I have no intention of marrying again. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:05,
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Her family won't like that, unmarried couples are frowned up on in middle-eastern cultures.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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Just remember what happened to Gonzb3ta.com/search/answers?q=sacking+tie
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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And an entirely different country.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:01,
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so it was, I didn't read through it againwhy was Gonz re-posting it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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I couldn't see myself working in the middle east.I have been offered work in the States and Japan
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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You should go for it, spend a few years in a Japan getting your dicko suckedaruTell is if it's true what they say about jap girls
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:13,
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I have missed that boat nowjob offers were back in 1998, however it was the same my son was born hence the reason I turned them down.
ohhhh and what do they say about Japanese girls?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:14,
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Nahhh, I wanted to be there for the birth of my first child(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:16,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2079145
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:25,
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Pixalated privates?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:38,
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Also, you won't be able to watch your favourite cartoon.The people in Kuwait don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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Should we be looking to elect a new board spastic?Alt: I collect records. You know this already.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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I thought you collected lutes and banjos?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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I've always liked you Nakers, you bent fucking flid.Alt: when I was a boy I collected Airfix models, toy soldiers and coins. Later on I started collecting records and trainers. And kung fu videos. And classic rock dvds. And books. And t shirts (sounds ridiculous but I must have at least 50).
Amazingly, I am heavily in debt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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I expect I'll be hearing from you soon then(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:14,
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Well you see what you posted could be taken to mean 'I am now a debt collector' which was aha my little joke ha ha(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:17,
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if the French government ever gets in touch with you, you ain't seen me, ok?(
Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:15,
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he and his square car are traversing the uk(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:26,
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Is he having one of those driving holidays where he'll get to block a number of different ports with his car.Ooh, Folkstone tomorrow!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:27,
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The hardest part was packing the boot full of goats and sheep to throw out of church spires(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:29,
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you'll never leave uswell, you'll never leave me, seeing as you're stalking me by moving to work just down the road.
alt: as a kid, i had a few collections, but nothing serious. now, i'd just have to say books, really. if i like an author, i buy ALL TEH BOOKZ.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:22,
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If I'd have posted that I'd have got a LTI.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:26,
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Everywhere is just down the road in central london(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:49,
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Bumhole, 4eva in our hrts.As a kid I collected stamps and coins, collections worth shitloads now. Actually forgot about it, until I cleared the old dear's house out, and found it all in a suitcase.
I collect interesting drinks glasses now, got some nice ones. I always ask the pub for them, honest.
Altalt, do you mean yellow sports? You disgusting git.
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Every time I eat French Onion soup I remember afterwards that whilst I like it a lot, I invariably get indigestion from it and it's not worth it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:30,
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Couple of painful burps, you know, usual indigestiony stuff.It's really quite fascinating.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:34,
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Green liquid runs down his legs, out from under his shorts, and pools on the floor round his sandals.Worn over grey socks.
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Someone should make a drier French Onion soup that's just cheese on toast moistened with onion soup juice(
Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:35,
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Nah, he'll only spoil it by adding marshmallows(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:38,
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so basically the giant cheesy crouton fished out of the soup and eaten by itself?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:41,
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Yeah it's the only good bit and the only thing that fools people into thinking a soup is any good(
Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:51,
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I had horrendous heartburn this weekend.It's a fucker and no mistake.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:46,
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LOL some lad from the warehouse was rushed to A&E earlier with chest pains and tingling in his armsTurns out he was having a panic attack after some light bullying by the menopausal women here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:45,
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'some lad' eh?It was you wasn't it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:48,
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I don't have to pretend to be ill if I want to go home.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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Typical midlander anything for some time off(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:48,
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Fuckin workshy placid kipper tie cunts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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panic attack?I thought that was the sort of thing only guinea pigs and women had?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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Apparently very nervous young men get them and all, if they are being teased by older women.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:52,
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what a scrote.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:54,
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They should make a mobile app so you can still skive at your new job.alt. Not really. I was into music etc as a kid so had a load of CD's but not a collection of sorts.
My parents sent me to Sunday School (probably to dispel the gay) and they had a load of Jesus stamps you got every week.
Other than that, the usual football stickers, pogs, Monster in my Pocket
altalt. Sicko.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:45,
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So you licked Jesus' arse every week?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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I don't lick any arse.Son of God or otherwise!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:28,
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I think you're a spastic and I hope the new job is so depressing that you kill yourself.Not really. well, kind of. A little bit. Maybe not dead dead, but like, lose a limb or something.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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i've been sorting out my CV and applying for jobs today.Sent off about 5 applications so far. Got to get a CSCS card before i can apply for any site work, but that won't take too long. Tomorrow, I've got to man up and start ringing the smaller local firms, see if they want an idiot van mate. Don't much like being out of work i can tell you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:52,
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Enough of all that alreadyStart us a new thread, this one is shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:52,
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nah, gonna take the dogs out for a bit and go for a pint, been sat in front of this computer all day and it's drving me potty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:53,
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job searching is fucking shitbest of luck mate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:54,
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Haha first thoughts on this was windy and sporty in a punch upwww.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/boozy-feral-pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-with-a-cow-8805312.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:19,
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alt: I accidentally have a collection of camerasI think I have about 17
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:21,
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Just?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:22,
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i am just and right in everything I do(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:22,
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Fuck now I have that KLF track as an earworm(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:24,
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i also drive an ice cream van(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:24,
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*stops Cavy and buys one*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:25,
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:30,
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:44,
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this is right up there with that rainbow bridge poem about dead pets(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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yeah, I'm pretty great and inspirationalI'm glad you noticed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:47,
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