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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, Sunday is the Great North Run
I hope to run it in just under 2 hours, legs permitting.

What great feats have you accomplished? (My Mum is no feat)

Alt:
Suggest a feat for another b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:47, 270 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Bobby to use his gravitational pull to force the ISS out of orbit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Thats no moon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Alt: poor old Stunned could do with some feat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Is this about Dozer?
Oh hang on, you said feats not feet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Stop clowning around

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I ment to ask you if you were still going to do it.
I've done the Nottingham Marathon twice but that was back in 96 & 98

alt: Monty, cheering the fuck up the miserable cunt.
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Is that a full marathon?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
yes both times

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Well done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
not really I can't believe I was stupid enough to do it the second time
3h 41mins best time
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Fucking excellent time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)

cellent time
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
*applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
The killer was when you crossed the finish line for the first time knowing that you had only just gone half way :(

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Oh man
Thats harsh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I thought all marathons did this so the half marathon runners could get their stuff they left?
And even worse you have to run an extra 300m all because of our lazy Royal Family
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Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I have accomplished no great feats at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Not even beheading someone?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Not even that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I don't see what is so great about this north run.
Monty and Stunned made me run for a bus once, when I'd sworn I'd never do that.
It was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Thats public transport for you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
stick to olx ox and cart eh?>

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
wut?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Mount Everest base camp (21,000 feet) in 2002.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
20,997 feet taller than you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
20,999 feet more than Stunned

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hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
There was that day that b3th got up at ten.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Stunned once walked past an offy with a special on meths on.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Can anyone please explain the appeal of goat-voiced Jewish midget Marc Bolan to me?
It is a mystery I simply cannot fathom out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Its plain to see

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
'He's dead, he must be good'.
See also: Nick Drake.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Yeah and those Buckley pricks, they're fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Gram Parsons was only 'quite good' and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Now just a minute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Parsons' biggest talent seemed to be being in the right place at the right time
That and convincing talented people to join his band.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Nick Drake doesn't really fit into that category.
And he was very good.
All the shite singer-songwriters, 'influenced'* by him are not really his fault.

*sing in a fey voice
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
He added nothing of note to John's Children apart from, as you say, his 'goat-voice' on the chorus of Desdemona

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I added goat-se to John's children

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
This guy is lol
www.lbc.co.uk/long-term-jobless-man-refused-to-wear-uniform-for-job-78004
www.lbc.co.uk/listen-long-term-jobless-man-turned-down-job-as-he-didnt-want-to-wear-a-hat-73882
www.lbc.co.uk/listen-jobless-man-who-refuses-to-get-up-at-8am-64710
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I once jumped off a ten-foot wall with a can of beer in my hand
Stumbled on landing and did a forward roll and stood up, without spilling one drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
My mate Steve once slipped and rolled down a massive bank holding a bottle of wine when very pissed
Made it to the bottom without spilling a drop, stood up and promptly fell over, smashing the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Hahahaha
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
He wasnt as keen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Swipe once said 'you seem like a nice chap with no bad habits, cunty habits or odd sexual kinks, we should settle down'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
who the hell wants someone with no sexual kinks?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Enzyme

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
are you frig or frog?
i've been hurt like this before
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
One ribbits and one rubbits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
dont talk to tht depressde cnut

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Frog won't know who Nulzyme is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
you mean frig?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
whose that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
frig is frog
frog is the namestealer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
cimple

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
No, BUMHOLE is a namestealer, Frog is Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
so whose frig then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Yours if you like

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
then who the fuck is the other hartley?

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JR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
*windmills*
*windmills* fly fishes
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they're all quentin
who may or may not be rory
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
i thort u were rory

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
he wishes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Dunno, but I vote we keep him instead of you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
here here

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Not you, the other one.
Although I like you too, Reg.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
i cant keep a handle on things today tangaroo
its all very confusticating
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
His sister is well vanilla.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
No way, no way.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Oh great. Earworm'd.
You utter, utter, utter Al.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
im a bit slow adn cnt spel

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Fucking hell it's name stealing mayhem here today

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I rather like the new Hartley Hare

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
hes the second best on here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
damn straight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
*taps foot*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
im getting confised now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
wher dos ben fogel by his cloths

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
A POPular shop?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Pop Shop.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
MARRginally too slow
Just like Ape
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
sybre buly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Have you suffered a stroke or something?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
YM gave him a stroke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
^vinegar ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
no gardning laeve woes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
In other news, having spoken to the headhunter, it would seem the job in Kuwait wouldn't give me the time to get home often enough.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
hey ho

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Shut it, Dee Dee.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I thought he was more Joey?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
this is very surprising

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
You would end up in one of the prisons within 3 hours of landing anyway

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So would you. Adultery is punishable by death out there.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Poppy seeds down the front of you from you mid flight snack
half pissed from 1st class vino, learing at the local girls and this would be before you even hit passport control
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"You 'stand' before this court accused of looking up womens skirts'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
haha ankle length ones at that

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learing?
i don't think they'd send a private plane for him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
whoops I ment Leering

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his anal virginity wouldn't last a -
actually, on second thoughts, his arse would be totally safe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'd rather have my arse than your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
is that why you positioned it on top of your neck?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
zinger!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
You wouldn't like Kuwait Mr. Battered.
It's hot and shit. Stay in the UK where nothing really wants to kill you. Apart from a lorry or two.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
and small predatory mammals
like stoats
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I know a couple of people who worked out there a few years ago. Day to day it sounds fine, apart from terrible transport & horrible sand storms.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

transport brown people
sand storms muzzas
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I posted this in this thread:
(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I ain't apologising for anything

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Best thing I've ever done if I'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
i once ate a whole batternburg by myself by serperationg the the four lengths of square chugging them down like a boss
good luck to you sports, d'you reckon you get to keep the tinfoil cloak at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I fucking hope so

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
that'd be the tits man!
you could wear it to work every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
if you do, remember, 200C for half an hour then down to 120C for eight more and you'll be as tender and juicy as a fresh fanny

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
*bastes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I've accomplished nothing. NOTHING.
Although another flat in my block is for sale for 40K more than I paid for mine so WOO.

www.esquire.co.uk/food-drink/restaurants/4072/hawksmoor-unveils-new-menu/

I quite fancy the sound of the Pig's Head Poutine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
POOTINI!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Befriends Syria

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
These aren't the Assads you are looking for

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Good luck to ya.
This is the reason I can't come home til the Sunday. Hotels were about £200 a night. Robbing bastards. Stil, long weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
How long are you OOP NORTH for?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
GROOMING ALERT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Damn right
He sucks a mean cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
he's been blowing Rory?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
to be sure

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Oh
*puts happy penis back in slacks*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Just Sunday and Monday
Will be round various pubs/poof bars/cocktail bars on the Monday.
Then hangover peasant wagon home on Tues :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
was this is homophobic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
was not was

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I find the term "poof" offensive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
You have something against low cushioned stools?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
*walks the dinosaur*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I got bored of that. Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Do be quiet Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Are we not friends anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
WE WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS X X X X

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
start a new thread someone eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
No, as I'm going for a beer now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
What a Placid prick eh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
alright 'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

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