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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, Sunday is the Great North RunI hope to run it in just under 2 hours, legs permitting.
What great feats have you accomplished? (My Mum is no feat)
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Suggest a feat for another b3tan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Bobby to use his gravitational pull to force the ISS out of orbit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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Alt: poor old Stunned could do with some feat(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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Is this about Dozer?Oh hang on, you said feats not feet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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I ment to ask you if you were still going to do it.I've done the Nottingham Marathon twice but that was back in 96 & 98
alt: Monty, cheering the fuck up the miserable cunt.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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yes both times(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:51,
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not really I can't believe I was stupid enough to do it the second time3h 41mins best time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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The killer was when you crossed the finish line for the first time knowing that you had only just gone half way :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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I thought all marathons did this so the half marathon runners could get their stuff they left?And even worse you have to run an extra 300m all because of our lazy Royal Family
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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I have accomplished no great feats at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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Not even beheading someone?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:51,
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I don't see what is so great about this north run.Monty and Stunned made me run for a bus once, when I'd sworn I'd never do that.
It was rubbish.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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Thats public transport for you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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Mount Everest base camp (21,000 feet) in 2002. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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20,999 feet more than Stunned(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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There was that day that b3th got up at ten.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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Stunned once walked past an offy with a special on meths on.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:54,
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Can anyone please explain the appeal of goat-voiced Jewish midget Marc Bolan to me?It is a mystery I simply cannot fathom out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:54,
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'He's dead, he must be good'.See also: Nick Drake.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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Yeah and those Buckley pricks, they're fucking bent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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Gram Parsons was only 'quite good' and all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:02,
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Parsons' biggest talent seemed to be being in the right place at the right timeThat and convincing talented people to join his band.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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Nick Drake doesn't really fit into that category.And he was very good.
All the shite singer-songwriters, 'influenced'* by him are not really his fault.
*sing in a fey voice
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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He added nothing of note to John's Children apart from, as you say, his 'goat-voice' on the chorus of Desdemona(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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I added goat-se to John's children(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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This guy is lolwww.lbc.co.uk/long-term-jobless-man-refused-to-wear-uniform-for-job-78004
www.lbc.co.uk/listen-long-term-jobless-man-turned-down-job-as-he-didnt-want-to-wear-a-hat-73882
www.lbc.co.uk/listen-jobless-man-who-refuses-to-get-up-at-8am-64710
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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I once jumped off a ten-foot wall with a can of beer in my handStumbled on landing and did a forward roll and stood up, without spilling one drop.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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My mate Steve once slipped and rolled down a massive bank holding a bottle of wine when very pissedMade it to the bottom without spilling a drop, stood up and promptly fell over, smashing the bottle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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HahahahaI like this!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:00,
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Swipe once said 'you seem like a nice chap with no bad habits, cunty habits or odd sexual kinks, we should settle down'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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who the hell wants someone with no sexual kinks?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:03,
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are you frig or frog?i've been hurt like this before
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05,
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One ribbits and one rubbits(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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Frog won't know who Nulzyme is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:08,
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No, BUMHOLE is a namestealer, Frog is Nakers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:17,
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then who the fuck is the other hartley?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:19,
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*windmills*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:21,
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they're all quentinwho may or may not be rory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:20,
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Dunno, but I vote we keep him instead of you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:22,
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Not you, the other one.Although I like you too, Reg.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:38,
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i cant keep a handle on things today tangarooits all very confusticating
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:40,
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NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05,
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His sister is well vanilla.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:18,
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Oh great. Earworm'd.You utter, utter, utter Al.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:28,
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Fucking hell it's name stealing mayhem here today(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:01,
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I rather like the new Hartley Hare(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:08,
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MARRginally too slowJust like Ape
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:01,
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NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:05,
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In other news, having spoken to the headhunter, it would seem the job in Kuwait wouldn't give me the time to get home often enough.Oh well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:22,
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I thought he was more Joey?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:25,
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NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:37,
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You would end up in one of the prisons within 3 hours of landing anyway(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:25,
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So would you. Adultery is punishable by death out there. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:29,
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Poppy seeds down the front of you from you mid flight snackhalf pissed from 1st class vino, learing at the local girls and this would be before you even hit passport control
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32,
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"You 'stand' before this court accused of looking up womens skirts'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:35,
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haha ankle length ones at that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:36,
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learing?i don't think they'd send a private plane for him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:35,
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whoops I ment Leering(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:37,
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his anal virginity wouldn't last a -actually, on second thoughts, his arse would be totally safe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:30,
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I'd rather have my arse than your face. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:31,
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is that why you positioned it on top of your neck?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32,
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You wouldn't like Kuwait Mr. Battered. It's hot and shit. Stay in the UK where nothing really wants to kill you. Apart from a lorry or two.
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I know a couple of people who worked out there a few years ago. Day to day it sounds fine, apart from terrible transport & horrible sand storms.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:29,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:31,
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i once ate a whole batternburg by myself by serperationg the the four lengths of square chugging them down like a bossgood luck to you sports, d'you reckon you get to keep the tinfoil cloak at the end?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:32,
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that'd be the tits man!you could wear it to work every morning
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:37,
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if you do, remember, 200C for half an hour then down to 120C for eight more and you'll be as tender and juicy as a fresh fanny(
Theoban What of it, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:38,
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I've accomplished nothing. NOTHING.Although another flat in my block is for sale for 40K more than I paid for mine so WOO.
www.esquire.co.uk/food-drink/restaurants/4072/hawksmoor-unveils-new-menu/
I quite fancy the sound of the Pig's Head Poutine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:41,
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These aren't the Assads you are looking for(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:45,
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Good luck to ya.This is the reason I can't come home til the Sunday. Hotels were about £200 a night. Robbing bastards. Stil, long weekend.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:43,
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How long are you OOP NORTH for?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:44,
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Damn rightHe sucks a mean cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:46,
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Just Sunday and MondayWill be round various pubs/poof bars/cocktail bars on the Monday.
Then hangover peasant wagon home on Tues :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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start a new thread someone eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:02,
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What a Placid prick eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:10,
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