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I like satsumas

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:32, 173 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
i'd like to throw some at you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
They taste of Chrimbo

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
you crimbocunt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I prefer a clementine, my darling.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I prefer to just use an old old fashioned map.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
You fucking pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I like candy dadadadadada
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I want candy.
Dernerenereer

EDIT: racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
NO JOHN CANDY CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I was presented with the opportunity to opt in to adult content on my home broadband the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
^ 67 year old ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Ooo - do tell.
What happens, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
You click on the button that says 'Yes'
and continue to enjoy unfettered internet access
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Looking out for your children's innocence, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
They see more than enough nudity around the commune

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Is your son called Mellors?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Butters morelike

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Like you wouldn't smash it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
You're on The List now.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
sounds like we've got a pervert amongst us
only someone with unsavoury habits would ever click 'yes'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Are SMART televisions worth bothering with?
I need a small telly and there is a cheap one at Richer Sounds, I just don't know if I'd use the added functionality or not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
They're the future.
Traditional broadcasting will die a death to be replaced by internet streaming. Get yourself a Netflix account and jump on the future train! Next stop Casa del Perrofucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
About 18 months back, 3D was the future.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
3D was never the future and won't be until they get rid of the daft glasses.
Web TV is already half here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
This is a good excuse to go telly shopping.
Best of all the shopping.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWEvp217Tzw
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Not clicking that, it might be your idea of a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
If you're gonna hook up a Xbox/Playstation/Android Box/AppleTV/etc, then not really.
Google "Android Stick", does the same job but much cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Will do. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
No worries =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Plugging that into the HDMI port on the TV allows it to stream netflix etc and get games?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I also wish to know this
I've googled but it doesn't explain how you actually click on things given it's a tv not a touchscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
You use the arrow keys on the remote, I would think?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I think they come with a remote with a touchpad or you can use your phone.
The respective apps work on xbox/ps3/youview that don't have a touch screen.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Yup, pretty much that
I have a Roku box, cost £40, streams all sorts. It's the one Sky altered to make their own Sky Go box (which looks the same nut is silver and more locked down).
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I think the £99 roku box lets you plug in your own hard drive if you're a bit naughty with your media.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Or the Roku internet streamer
Separate box is better as they tend to get more firmware updates, and if you change TV it stays the same, lot of smart TVs are quite out of date not having all the catchup apps.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Yah', plus the Roku box is tiny.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Yeh, can hide it behind TV and use your phone as the remote.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
a smaller box is always preferable

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I also like greengages, but it's difficult to get proper ones.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
My mum used to make greengage jam
Don't know why she doesn't anymore, the lazy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
And damson.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
An ex made really good damson jam. She's dead now though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Woah hold on a minute...
You killed your ex?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
It was an accident. Nothing was proved.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
She's probably busy shagging everyone on here.
(Sounds nice though, the jam that is)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
+fat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Nah I think it's just fruit, sugar and water.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I knew you fancied swipe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I'M HAVING IT COLOURED ON THURSDAY, SO THERE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Collar AND cuffs or your clients will know the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
i spend a lot of money not to have any collar or cuffs
(not sure which is which)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
TMI

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Touch My Insides?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
The size of your arsehole he will need a telegraphpole to do that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I'd rather not D-Rape, I'm not a real Doctor you know.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
You're a surreal doctor?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
He only treats fish with washing machine issues

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
d-ream's first ill-advised blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Things can only get.....worzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I don't have a chance on account of not being a Bangkok lady-boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Should be roast chestnut time soon.
Then we KNOW Crimbo will be here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE Chrimbo!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
roast chestnuts are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
You think everything is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
not you hunny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
thx bbz x x

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Take that back.
The juicer has just got in the new batch of a Belgian Christmas ale. !4.5%, mad. Had a taster of it, like a very sweet Special Brew.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
they taste like dry clay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Fuck that, they've got the carramel peanuts coming out soon.
Unless they don't have any caramel peanuts, in which case, FUCK YEAH, ROAST CHESTNUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Don't think I've seen the caramel ones.
The yoghurt ones are nice though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
AHh, I'm talking about street vendors rather than shops.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I might go home in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Placid prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
more rumours from the Baroness's return
P F
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Frick? I don't get it.
Is this some sort of Dr Evil joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Flacid you eejit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
+c

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I'm going home at 4. I have achieved nothing today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
me neither, but I don't really care all that much...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Same here, though for different reasons.
I'm starting my job hunt this week. I'm well excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
what are you looking for smae as now or A/V stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I'm going to do three separate CVs
One for AV, one for publishing and a third generic. I don't want to do what I'm doing anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Well, it's just started pissing it down, which usually means it's fucking off home time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
how the fuck do you pronounce "Gráinne"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Granny

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I knew I could rely on the Oirish contingent to help out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
WHAT is it Irish?
I'VE BEEN TRICKED
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Potato that Mutha Fucka!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
He'll fell the wrath of me potatoes bai
all you lads will
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
They're always trying to steal me lucky spuds

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
all spuds are lucky

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Especially if you're starving

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Then all the spuds are british and hands off, irelandians

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Exactly, keep your pale thieving hands off our maris pipers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
but you'll let me feel up your king edwards?
treason!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I feel king edwards are a poor quality spud and the Oirish are welcome to them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
they get mulched up and fed to the travellers

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Waste not, want not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
then we get to eat the travellers
circle of life motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Irish be trippin' dawg

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
there's some daycent hash around here

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Alright Sinead calm down

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
quiet john bull

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
gran-ye

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
so what the oban said

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
no, he said gran-knee
i said gran-ye
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Grorn Yay

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Grayne.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
it's fucking stupid anyway that you look at it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
What's it actually mean?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
it's some bird's name innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Well I've never heard of it, and I've had LOADZ of birds.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I think she was a princess
In the Irish sagas from the 16th and 17th centuries
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
"Primitive", "Savage" or "Native"
Then you hit them with your stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Good God man, you can't expect him to fight them himself.
Send in a load of Scotch to chase them out instead.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
If an Englishman can't defend himself from a rabble of sackcloth-clad bogtrotters with naught but a stout stick, he's not fit to be called an Englishman.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
says the frenchman

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I like eggs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
In a cup?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Chopped up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
The old dear used to do them hard boiled, chopped up in a cup with butter and salt.
Not the healthiest way of nomming them, nice but.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Is this some sort of northern povvo thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Clearly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
MOON CUP

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*hefts stick, narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
nothing wrong with an eggy moon cup

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Whatever you say, Padraig.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Oui mon cherie

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Eggs are ace.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The most versatile of foodstuffs

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
No. That would be the Bird's Eye Potato Waffle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Grill 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, eat 'em!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
i like the taste of citrussy stuff, and the smell is lovely
but the actual fruits leave me a bit cold. all that rank stringy and pulpy badness. NO NO NO.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Easy there Dawn Penn

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
"Real-a-big deal"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
In her kharki suit and ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
You are basically a fussy eater

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

ssy eater cking twat
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

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