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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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First one to reply is a LOOSER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:25, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
a looser what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
The opposite of a winar innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Your anus is LOOSER

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
That's rude and inappropriate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)
It's like the Ashmolean on stocktaking day on 'ere.
Anyone still breathing?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
Just about.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
I am!
I'm trying to stay awake to be tired enough to be able to lie in tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)
I'm trying to be coherent on qotw.
It's no small task I tell ya squire.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
You'll have no quarrel from me sir
I'm incoherent at the best of times, and indeed there are the worst of times.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)
Yer virgin on nonsense there Hoppydoc.
Of course my reading of what you wrote could be nonsense so who nose?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Who nose indeed? Not me as I can't tell the difference between 'there' and 'these'
Stupid fat fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:12, Reply)
He's online - he's a virgin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:28, Reply)
I am not! Once a lady let me put my willy on her tummy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:32, Reply)
Your ma during babyhood?
Doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:38, Reply)
Nope. An actual unrelated woman.
And it was a very good price.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:44, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Cheer up

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Drunk and mate talking shite!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
Is that your mate with the pretentious name?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)
Yep!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
The veggie chilli was AWESOME btw

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
I can scarcely believe it. NO MEAT.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
So tasty

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:20, Reply)
Thanks very much.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Oh man

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:28, Reply)
Innit tho?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:32, Reply)
Alright Doctor Frog.
You big spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
Alright Jeff. How's it going?
And it's 'gay prick' if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
Caught up on some television and I have beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)
I am indulging myself with similar activities.
Episode 2 of 'Brummies Gangsters' next.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)
I'm watching the Tube revisited
It's a mixture of nostalgia and WTF?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:21, Reply)
Tapin it.
Tomorrow I may be able to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:35, Reply)
Sez you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:26, Reply)
Yer! Bit rich really.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:35, Reply)
Fuck off BENDER.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:38, Reply)
OOOOOO
*handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:41, Reply)
That was for the 'boy band' abuse.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:42, Reply)
But you're *cute*!
And boy band-y!

And a bender, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:44, Reply)
*stands up for the key change*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:45, Reply)
Don't encourage her.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:46, Reply)
So, what are you going to buy the doris, then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:47, Reply)
Nandos vouchers. Trust me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:48, Reply)
You romantic fool

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:49, Reply)
It baffles me why he was dumped.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:50, Reply)
I've never been to a Nando's.
I imagine it to be like KFC with cutlery.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:50, Reply)
I've never been either, but I dare to dream.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:51, Reply)
Only this month I made it to my first Harvester.
Keep the faith, little buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:52, Reply)

Never been there either.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:57, Reply)
I'll bet you helped yourself to the salad cart.
A bowl of bacon bits and a bowl of red-devil sauce.

And half a dozen rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:57, Reply)
:-p

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:00, Reply)
I'm not sure what that emoticon means.
But I'll choose to think 'I'm right!'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:02, Reply)
You appear to have 'lost' an icon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:50, Reply)
I hadn't noticed that.
Why would anyone want to pretend to be one of this bunch of losers?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:52, Reply)
Especially a ginger one.
Baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:56, Reply)
OI

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:44, Reply)
Nah, I've got an idea.
But clearly, with my birthday on Monday, it makes more sense for me to wait and see what I get before shelling out a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:49, Reply)
So if you get gift vouchers
will you spend them on her?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:51, Reply)
No.
I'll spend 'em on crisps and sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:51, Reply)
Drunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:51, Reply)
Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:52, Reply)
I might make cheek on toSt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:52, Reply)
That sounds like it might be painful.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)
I've eaten a package of cheese straws instead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:58, Reply)
How come you spelt that perfectly, but your shorter posts are always wrong?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:00, Reply)
Because he's a spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:01, Reply)
fUCK you MOD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:02, Reply)
^rocker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:07, Reply)
iPhone/lack of attention/ Don't care

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:01, Reply)
^ bentness.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:02, Reply)
Of course

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:04, Reply)
What have you done this evening Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:06, Reply)
Janet Jackson's less popular zzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:14, Reply)
I lol'd

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:37, Reply)
+ bent
+ spastic
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)
You don't have to bully everyone you know.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:55, Reply)
No
Just Nakers
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:56, Reply)
Is the right answer!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:57, Reply)
\o/

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:57, Reply)
: ((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:58, Reply)
:(((((((
((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:09, Reply)
More chins than a Chinese phone book.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:11, Reply)
I know you have...but what do I?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:12, Reply)
NO CHINA CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:13, Reply)
It's not me nakers
Chollas
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:37, Reply)
Important question of the evening.
Do I want a cup of tea or alcohol?

Alcohol it is. Bunch of enablers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:59, Reply)
Definitely alcohol

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:00, Reply)
Have some booze.
I'm listening to music.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:01, Reply)
cunts drink tea at midnight, flids also

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:01, Reply)
How do flids make tea?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:02, Reply)
Small cups.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:03, Reply)
You want alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:02, Reply)
I'll be honest
I think I *want* a cup of tea.

But there's alcohol in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:04, Reply)
Alcohol is a better night time drink, fo sho.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:05, Reply)
This is medical FACT

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:08, Reply)
Then you know what to do........

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:11, Reply)
Calls Ghostbusters!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:12, Reply)
*slimes*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:20, Reply)
Just don't wipe it on the curtains.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:21, Reply)
My curtains are chenille, that would be a *nightmare* to get out.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:24, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2097508
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:30, Reply)
You disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:25, Reply)
"Achievement unlocked"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:31, Reply)
i had one of these things that was less than 2% fat
it was like a pink n white marshmallow fucksesh inbetween some wafer jobbies with some raspberry goo dans le middle. fucken beuaty man!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:00, Reply)
An anorexic bird?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:01, Reply)
i donno swiperoo
i think you should maybes go to bedy-bo's and rest yer wee ginger heid, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:03, Reply)
Ah, so you're Dozer 's sockpuppet
Thought so
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:06, Reply)
longtime lurker etc

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:10, Reply)
And whose sockpuppet are you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:10, Reply)
that becky fella
word on the street etc
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:11, Reply)
Lambchop

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:13, Reply)
You have Martha Stewart's hand up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:15, Reply)
It was a shame when she got too old to do the 9 o'clock news.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:17, Reply)
the trick here would be to figure out what my agenda is and marry it with what you know about one of the fucken regulars
if you can't do that then just assume I'm actually 'Bill Clay'
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:27, Reply)
'Bill Clay' isn't real.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:30, Reply)
He's real if I want him to be

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:31, Reply)
Shall I say his name three times in front of a mirror?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:39, Reply)
Whatever turns you on

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:43, Reply)
The icon returns.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:44, Reply)
Well it ain't fat gingers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:44, Reply)
Lies

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:14, Reply)
Shhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:22, Reply)
Did... Did you just SHUSH me??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:28, Reply)
You have been shushed the fuck up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:31, Reply)
You wish

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)
No, YOU wish

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:44, Reply)
Jamborees!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:05, Reply)
i donno wat theyre called doc, could be that
aint that an Elvis film?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:15, Reply)
Dunno. All I know about Elvis is that we share a birthday, and he shat himself to death.
I hope that is something we eventually share too.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:21, Reply)
not sure i like being here outside of worktime
all kindsa 'not right'

laters flidmos!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:05, Reply)
hang on, ill give it a go
*downs lighter fluid*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:10, Reply)
Anyone seen "crank 2"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:07, Reply)
i have. it retains the lunacy of the first film and builds on it to a satisfactory yet not great degree

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:12, Reply)
I have seen about two minutes of it, as it's on my television now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:12, Reply)
oh man, i'm watching the beguiled cos the remote is somewhere near my dozing wife
i've seen this and a second viewing is not fucken worth it, soz clint
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:14, Reply)
You're married?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:15, Reply)
To dozer, no less

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:16, Reply)
Fuck that shit marrying a scot is a shit idea

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:19, Reply)
Luckily mr b3th doesn't agree with you.
Neither does my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:20, Reply)
Mr b3th isn't capable of making his own decisions.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:21, Reply)
That's what this power of attorney says, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:22, Reply)
You keep signing on his behalf!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:25, Reply)
I have that over my parents...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:29, Reply)
God help them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:34, Reply)
does it still count if shes dead?
ill go with yes
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:17, Reply)
evening chumps
want a sausage roll?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:06, Reply)
Only puff pastry and homemade please.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:10, Reply)
um, i put them in the oven myself
turns out when there are 8 people coming over for a party you don't need 20 sausage rolls
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:11, Reply)
Classic over catering!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:12, Reply)
i made a big cake thuogh
but that's less of an issue
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:13, Reply)
I always do this
I made chilli for 6, for 2 of us tonight. My friend has taken home a big box of it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:14, Reply)
i'm not good at parties
I just made a cake and cooked a massive bag of sausage rolls. Oh, and laid on all the colouring books and pens you could need. We also played with spirograph. You may scoff, but if you do, scoff sausage rolls, please
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:16, Reply)
Was there booze?
If so, I'd be happy as a clam
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:20, Reply)
Are clams happy?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:22, Reply)
Always!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:24, Reply)
Phew, thank fuck for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:24, Reply)
They're ecstatic up until they reach the cooking pot.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:24, Reply)
Then they get all hot and bothered and sweary

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:27, Reply)
My missus got all sweary on the train the other day.
Unfortunately she was asleep at the time and the couple she was sat next to informed her she'd been sleep touretting.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:29, Reply)
Hahaha that's tourettes!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:29, Reply)
It amused me when she texted to tell me this.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:36, Reply)
She's a star

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)
She's probably starfished in a bed of her own right now.
She gets to go to Greece for a wedding, and I get to stay at home. She did ring me before to tell me a joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:39, Reply)
Worth repeating?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:39, Reply)
Married couple, tired of sex being the same every night.
Husband says "We can try the carpenter position if you like".

Next night the wife dolls herself up, puts on stockings and suspenders and waits on the bed for her hubby. He comes into the bedroom all excited and they get down to it pretty damn sharpish.

At the end the wife says "But that was the same as we always do it, what happened to the carpenter position?"

The husband replies "Did you not see the pencil stuck behind my ear, woman?"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:44, Reply)
I wouldn't sa I LoL'd... But I smiled!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:51, Reply)
Well it is nearly 2 o' clock.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:52, Reply)
True

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:54, Reply)
OI!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:32, Reply)
Wouldn't you, in boiling water?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:36, Reply)
Begrudging yes.
0-1
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:46, Reply)

You learn quickly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:50, Reply)
I'm keeping schtum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:04, Reply)
of course

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:25, Reply)
Have you spirographed an owl yet? I sincerely hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:22, Reply)
i mostly go for more abstact things
a friend had a fancy spirograph, too, it had magnets and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:26, Reply)
Fancy that! What do the magnets do?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:32, Reply)
hold it still
makes it marginally less frustrating
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:32, Reply)
But....drawing pins?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:33, Reply)
they leave holes
I just press down with my hands, I'm oldschool (and bought the 90s version)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:35, Reply)
Stick a guinea pig on it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)

guinea pig hamster on in
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:40, Reply)
Not dozer!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:41, Reply)
a hamster powered spirograph...interesting
/patents
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:41, Reply)
Hamster wheel + gearing = Profit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:47, Reply)

Profit

Dozer
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:05, Reply)
Are you dating Greggs Hat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:23, Reply)
Gregg and his greasy paper bag

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:27, Reply)
Bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:28, Reply)
Clearly she isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:30, Reply)
Definitely for the best

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:36, Reply)
You heading west at any point?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:37, Reply)
Pretty free in October, could def come over for a sat?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:40, Reply)
We'll sort something out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:42, Reply)
Hoorah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:51, Reply)
fuck me, is this shit still here?

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MUMPS!!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:44, Reply)

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