either youse cunts arent showing any interest in the baytan cultural rayvolution
or, well fuck, i dunno...

i donno if you know bu theres this websight dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/ that collects all you shit you cunts say and then repeat for fucken years thinkin yer wide or summat

theres no "Fuck off Bert" or "Great seats" or fucken "MARRvellous meme you fucken cunt"

So pull your fingers out baytans and make you mark, what are you going to submit to this websight for posterity?

Alt: Mince has been suffering with a bad case of tagnuts and could do with a lend of some wet wipes and a chisel. What do you think another baytan needs a lend of?

Altalt: tell me a joke
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:33, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

that andrew marr bollocks is the worst thing on here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Oh no MARRed again!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

that andrew marr bollocks is the worst thing on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I really hate that MARR thing, it makes no sense

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

The Andrew Marr thing is boring.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

There's a wbbsite ABOUT B3ta? Fucking hell.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I like how every entry in that dictionary makes us look like a bunch of LOLWAKI pricks who look like Colin out of the Fast Show

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Which one's Colin?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

The dog

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Colin Hunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Baker

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

The rally driver

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

The one with the sandwich

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Sand Maconies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

The Quavers dog

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

The US General, coloured feller

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

He's pronouncedColan.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

with your lifestyle, I expect you have a pronounced colan as well

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I see what you did there.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

The faux-Irish prick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

de feaux oirish preek

so he uz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Hamster Dance

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

all together for the floral dance...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Alright Tel

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Clickin this

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

The MARR thing makes perfect sense
YOUNS ALL STUPID!
( Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

hahahahah actual lol at this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Elton John?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

AIDs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Well yeah, that too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Only one let the son go down on him?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

One was quite good despite being a raging woofter, the other is Elton John?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

i think someone has a little crush on Freddie!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah I've 'tried a little Freddie' so what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

fuck off mika

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Now I understand why that toothless paki upset him so much
He likes his men with a proper overbite.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

*struts about with the top half of a mic stand*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

and the bottom half is stuck where, exactly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I wanna know how, you know how when Freddie Mercury died, they found 50 different people's sperms in his stomach....
.... who was the guy who had to keep count?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Thought that was Marc Almond?
I' assume urban myth time here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

They pumped 4 pints of spunk out of Marc Almond's stomach.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Dunno why they didn't just leave it in there,
can't have been much good to black market fertility clinics with stomach acid all mixed up in it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

there's no definition of rachelswipe in there
sadface
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

'Fat Ginger Northern Mess'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

+ needy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

+10 pinter.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

my boys
you never disappoint me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

^ wide open

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I imagined you saying that in the style of Fagin.
Rubbing your hands together, in a room full of thieving urchins.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Swipe has a beard?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Several

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Swipe IS a beard

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

for who?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

YM!
Lols.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Hang on what that doesn't make sense

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Yeah.
Very little does.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

nsfw I don't need to see her growler

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog LOLOLOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Where, may I ask, is SEMEN PATEL?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Outside Monty's flat offering a gob job.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

yez pliz, karmagen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

*wobbles head*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)

+ to get the last dregs off

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

'The Last Dregs' has a head-wobble fetish?
Typical 'The Last Dregs'! *rolls eyes*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Might just report every single entry as incorrect, see if the whole thing gets deleted

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Don't do that*. It's well LOL** and I am increasing my vocabulary***.
*Do
**It's not
***No I'm not
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

What's the goss? Is HH still around? Has Rory gone?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

HH is send bot dogs to Monty
Rory was caught up in the Saville and Others investigation.

Goss was the surname of the brothers in Bros.
HTH's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

^ TGKTWOTS

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Hey B3ta
Can anyone recommend a decent online alternative radio station?

I'm currently on BBC Sixmusic, but even Lauren Laverne's annoying me (and particularly the adverts for Tom Ravenscroft, who sounds like an absolute tool).

Anyone got a decent online radio that plays interesting stuff with decent DJs?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Radio 4

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Radio 4 EXTRA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Now you are talking *
*actually really likes R4 extra and is listening to it now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

It's like a bedtime story station.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

nothing wrong with that
I alternate between it and Radio4 (it means that when people come into my office I seem all clever an that)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I didn't mean it in a bad way.
GAAAWWWDDD.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)