Its Friday, its (almost) 12 o'clock
How are you celebrating the impending weekend?

I have the "joy" of Pizza Hut with the kids and my parents tomorrow lunchtime

Alt:
Odd ways you've met friends/partners
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:44, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a fun-packed weekend ahead for me.
Out for drinks with a visiting uncle tonight.
Family lunch tomorrow.
Then rehearsals for a gig on Tuesday night, which we only found out about yesterday.

Alt: One of my friends met his wife through myspace.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

That all sounds rather good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I'm still full of cold.
So not getting twatted unlike most weekends. I'll basically do a load of boring things that need to be done.

If I'm feeling really adventurous there's a cheap eastern-european run car valeting service that charges fuck-all, I might give that a go.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Work. Sleep. Pub. Sleep. Watch TV/sleep. Sleep. Work.
I might drive about in my stylish and cool car too.

Alt: I don't have any friends/partners.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

im not a fan of pizza hut sports
tho i think they do colouring sheets so thats alright for you. im not sure of the sauce situation but i cant picture them doing sachets. I tried the buffet all you can eat thing once but a pizza should be straight from the oven on a plate and sat in front of you not sitting under uv lights gettin all flippen bland and passable.

i dunno what my weekend holds yet. maybe some fish & chips

Alt: I'll tell you after the next baysh this month. I'm sure to be making new baysh buddies in my pep-le-pew tshirt and no mistakin
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I really dont like Pizza Hut but the kids love it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Pizza Hut's okay.
It doesn't take itself too seriously, unlike Pizza Express.

Their ice cream station is shit, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I don't think I've been to pizza hut since I was in my early teens and pubs were out of the question.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Deep cleaning the kitchen so we can get the boiler serviced.
Alt: Apart from my school and uni friends, it's all down to the internet.
The internet has given me a husband, a sister-in-law, and some of the best friends I've ever known.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Ah your yearly shag then...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

No, no.
Not THAT old boiler. The other one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Winks... I get ya...
Bit of the old other one eh...

Pure filth
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I've got next week off.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

you're coming to the secret lunch bash with pj, remember!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I'm having the car painted and the wheels refurbed next week.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

that sounds shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

It's going to be great.
I shall spend the week mostly in bed, alternating with playing with my new camera. I won't be doing both at the same time, I'm not that internetty.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

new camera self
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

You ought to try modding yourself before claiming overlordship over others.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

But... but....
I'm already perfect!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Are we getting Nakers and Monty back next week?
Really, two prolific posters shouldn't be allowed to take a week off at the same time.
Who signed off their holiday forms?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

and battered banned too...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Wasn't he on a final warning?
Has he been permabanned?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I've been using my real name for years and I've never been banned
It's one rule for me and another for Battered. Fucking Mods.
( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Nah, only 24 hours.
He's got a few socks, so I don't know why he's not here now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Probably still sleeping off last night's booze.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Why is Battered Banned?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Because he's a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

They placed the unban button at 6ft
he is still jumping trying to reach it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Is that why they aren't posting?
I really should pay attention.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Have you been stepped for breaking the internet?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Nope! It was a handy coincidence, some sort of outage on one of the BT networks.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

tonight i was supposed to be at the cinema, but my friend isn't feeling well, so i might lie on the sofa and play candy crush, first night in for about 3 weeks
then nottingham tomorrow, then cheshire sun-tue.

just occasionally, with a bad hangover, i love a dirty salty cheesy pizza hut.

alt: here, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I accidentally ate some cheese last night. It was well shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

you're a fucking foodwrong

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

foodwrong legend
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

leg bell
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Arse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

YESSS!!!!!!!!!111

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

leg bell
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough is obvious
pizza hut. COCK
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

DAMN YOU

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

tips hat

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:01, Reply)

pizza hut cock-end
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Hahaha something original about a penis hahahaha

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

You win well done Brian

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:01, Reply)

alt.
One morning my mother woke up and went downstairs and found a guy passed out on the sofa. She woke him up and he was very embarrassed to discover he had drunkenly walked in to the wrong house. My mum had left the door unlocked and the guy had been staying with a mate nearby and had tried the door, assumed his mate had left it open for him and passed out on the sofa.

My mum being my mum made him a cuppa. 15 years later they are still mates. When I told this story to an American friend at uni they said "Oh, he'd be dead in our house. We wouldn't have woken him up, we would have shot him" I am still shocked at how she said this, not at the death penalty for trespassing bit but just the level of fear some Americans must live in to consider killing someone for entering their property.
( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

That doesn't indicate an institutional respect for life, does it.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Is this thing on?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I think everyone's fucked off for lunch.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Fat cunts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:15, Reply)

If they ain't talking about lunch, they're shovelling it in :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

pub tonight then going to see Chris Duckenfield playing house music on Saturday night.
Bumbles and Adam may be involved.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)

so anyway i was looking at this dirtyburger place
and its £5.50 for a cheeseburger £3 for fires and £4 for an ale. Does that seem reasonable for the smoke?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

very

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

is there usually dancing at a baysh
should i be practicing my 'moves' ?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

There's usually a bit of street dance and breakdancing goes on, yeah.
But I'm sure they'd be accepting if you were to break out some ballet or tap
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Yeah back to the Ballet chat
Plie's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Pliés yourself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

arabesque's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6s49OKp6aE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

hmm, im a bit flippen rusty
this calls for a training montage
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

ba bah bidi bah bidi bah bah ba
dum didi dum de dum de dum
DOOO Dooo

dadadad daaaaa


Working hard now,
feeling strong now.
goona fly now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

YA WAN ME TA FIGHT MICK ILL FIGHT DA FIGHT!
*chases chickens*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

so this whole real name business, yeah?
are people letting this shizz slip in a moment of weakness or is there some betrayal going on, old friend turned foe kinda thing, or is it TMI + googling/stalking + autism = BINGO?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

There is a b3ta page on facebook
I think most of it comes from there, the rest from creepy stalking.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

then its a breach of an unspoken gentlemans agreement eh?
if flippers'd get to know their oats better they'd know this shizz aint on
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

There are some right rotters on here and no mistake.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

or do people just ask?
hang on, ill check
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I tried asking you who you were and you wouldn't tell me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

'Bill Clay'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I found a flea on my cat, so the whole place is getting fumigated and bleached tonight
After that Im cooking a Thai green curry, getting baked and sipping cava with the other half.

Saturday Im at his for more of the same.

Pizza Hut is horrendous. They glaze everything in oil to make it look fresher.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

What's your real name GeordieJay?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

if you want to stalk me, my twitter name is the same
but I warn you, it's quite gay
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

just an experiment GeordieJay
i respect the gentlemans agreement
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

It's Jason anyway :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

odd surname

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

My mother was a satnav

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

You're followed by Stephen Fry?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Im as surprised by this as you are
Ha!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I GOT FREE SHOES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

No, you're supposed to hand them back in after you bowl

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

out a bin?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

The missing parcel arrived AND I got a refund.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

you're a prick and everybody hates you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

You're a bit weird and everyone is aware of that, so they keep their distance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

yer troo innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

SO I UNDERSTAND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I have impeccable taste.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Didn't you post a link so some trainers that looked like they were designed by a blind child with a box of crayons?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

pictures dinnae dae thum justice, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Who's this Ken you're always going on about? YOUR BOYFRIEND HA HA GAY PRICK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

we're married actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

BARBIE PRICK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I'm going to look EVEN COOLER now in my fackin free shoes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

what colour are they?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Mirror with a touch of anthracite.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

the floor tiles in my bathroom are anthracite.
True story.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

FASCINATING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

like your ssri-drenched 'life'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I don't have a life, so there's nothing to make fun of.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

you don't spoil a pair, you two
when did either of you last get lucky, 1998?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

a bit more recently than that, Gill.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

your furry little ass friends don't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

You never stop thinking about gerbilling, do you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

only when you post
see, i didn't even know it had a NAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I think it was about July sometime.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

yeah
july 1998
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

TTJ dickhead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

haha!
Gillian's a fat psycho cunt haha.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

cool as pleather in august, you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

you must have an outstanding lawyer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

It appears that my method of POLITELY requesting a refund worked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Excuse the fact it's from the mail.
But I'm quite impressed that he thought this would work.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2443625/Groom-sparked-bomb-scare-avoid-telling-fiancee-failed-book-registry-office.html

What's the stupidest thing you've done to hide your forgetfulness?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I might drink a bottle of sake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Why the hell not, eh?
I've never had it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I've had excellent ones and I've had some fairly grim ones.
I'm reliably informed this is one of the former
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

ha i hope your informer is reliable
but if not, free toilet bleach.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

theres snow way to know till he tries it

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

*licks boom boom*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

there's a serving temperature guide on the back but my Japanese is a little bit nonexistent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

at least you know it's authentic...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

for goodness sake

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

wot?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

sake, sake
doesn't stand up to much analysis
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH YSIS!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I actually missed that gag.
I feel a bit foolish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

well, you are a bit
but just a bit xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Put my TEN DORRER post in the wrong place, like a prick.
So, er, TEN DORRER.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

for MARR's sake

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

oh FFS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

By working, fun.
Film night tonight, bash tomorrow (still not 100% on that), then I was meant to be seeing family on Sunday, but there's no way I can.

Alt: Met a now close friend of mine on here, does that count?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

was it Bella?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Spikeypickle

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

A cold that is slightly too close to flu for my comfort
and drinks on Sunday.

Alt: the oddest way I've met a friend, flying from Ireland to England to see a gig and the person next to me going to the same one. Weird coincidence time!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I tell you what, when you're hunkered down in a foxhole with the gooks shooting everything they've got at you
your best mate's whoever you're sharing it with and that ain't NO lie.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I'm sure I've already posted the photo of what I was wearing when I met Ladypig.
What a time that was.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)