Chopper Read has died the Faceook stuff is already pouring in.
Do you know any criminals?Proper ones that have written books and that?
Alt, do you bother with that Halloween shit?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:56, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I used to have a blog and I had 6 points on my driving licence at one point.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Hang, flog or send back?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

You read it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I know this one guy, right
that chopped off a drug dealer's head and had it mounted on his bedroom wall, mouth wide open, as a fuck trophy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Piss off plod

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I've met loads of ex-offenders who'd committed serious crimes, as part of the charity work that I don't like to talk about.
Alt: for Micro yes. None of that trick or treat stuff though; that's just begging.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Found the £57k yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Eh?
How can you lose £57K?

Bad bean investments?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

My ex is financially inept.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

So it would seem
I ask the question again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Or she was adept at squirrelling money away from a drunken husband she was intent on leaving

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I know AA through the internet
scourge of the North Wests Odeons he was.

alt: it's for children, the childish and americans
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

So your wife is making you celebrate it for baby ape?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

no of course not...although there is a massive bag of haribo somewhere in the house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

that's just for your van-based noncing and child murder, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

it's all in the name of SCIENCE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Not that have written books, no.
alt: only insofar as it's an excuse to go round the in-laws and drink beer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I'm pretty sure only shit criminals write books
what with it tending to be becuase they've be caught.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Mr Nicd was amusing
Although probably 10% true. i think he skimmed over his ties with the security services though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Jeffery Archer wrote his before he was caught.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Unfortunately

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

There used to be this weird Irish guy that drank in my local
who took a bit of a shine to me. Bought me a set of tyres for my car a few years ago. Turns out he was wanted for murdering a chambermaid fifteen years agoin London, and is now languishing at her majesty's pleasure.

The same pub also offered up the guy who's in jail for Glittery (little boys and animals) and the one who's awaiting trial for Glittery (little girls).

I may need to fins a new juicer.

Alt: there's a lot of kids around our way who do the trick or treat thing, so we always make an effort to decorate the front door and hand out sweets, but otherwise no.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

so weston is full of nonces, who would have ever guessed?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

And murderers.
Don't forget the murderers,
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I can see hwy you like it so much...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

At least it's not Coventry...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

You might not have taken so long to find a job, if it was.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm happy to have waited so long
because the job I have now is awesome.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

yeah, "waited"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Westnoncesupermare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Weston supernonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Sounds like a 70's band

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

So does Gary Glitter.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'll Gary Glitter you in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I will Glitter your Gary surely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

You could at least buy me a drink first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Yay to Hallowe'en - it's a bit of fun.
Increasingly I like all these celebrations that seem to piss grumpy people off.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I hope a gang of youths beat you to a pulp and burn down your house as a "trick"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Good old London.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

it's a land of hope and opportunity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

As in "I hope that gang of schoolchildren don't take this opportunity to stab me"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

the only place I have ever been threatened with a knife was in Oxford

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

The restaurants there look down on grown men in bibs using plastic spoons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Only because a knife is less use than a chocolate teapot as a weapon in London these days.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I see you've played knifey-teapot before

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Me too!
Fighting children is great fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I thought you didn't have any kids?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

none above ground

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

This doesn't suck itself you know
*points*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

That's why it's so fun.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Moroccan topped hummus from Sainsburies is da BOMB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Yurt prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

BRING BACK THE PESTO TOPPED ONE
that was best of all teh houmouseseses.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

You could always make your own?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I don't know if anyone makes a pink blender that is expensive enough, though,

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

ha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

he has a damn good point

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

It turns out
I couldn't be more wrong
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

My mate just restored an antique one in shocking pink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I like how the price depends on the colour

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

i like how you sat there and clicked through all the different colours
gaylord focker
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I clicked between what it came up as and pink to confirm it was pink
and noticed the difference.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

It's better than that.
All the coloured ones are the same price except the pink one, which is nearly £20 more.

It's like they saw her coming.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Actually, it's worse than that.
£20 from the pink one goes to breast cancer awareness, and the cunts have the brass balls to therefore put the price up by £25... fucking hell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

It's a small price to pay to help save tits.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I like breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

So do I! I have seen some real ones once, that didn't belong to a family member!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah
Big Dave
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES PLEASE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

that is actually quite cute
but i already have a stainless steel blender. woe.

can you have two blenders?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Yes
Greggs Hat and bedshitter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Oh, bLenders

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

^TGGI.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

errr... I think I've got, like, 4.
Well, variants of blender/food processor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Houmice, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Houmii.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Yes you!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

couldn't have been.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

genius!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I dont like to brag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

It's topped with Moroccans?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

they are miniced up first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

They only use gay ones?
Bloody islamic homophonbia.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

They've banned words that sound the same?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Dr Seuss is fucked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

It's Queerping Sharia.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

....top ten Star Wars ....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Hmmm.....stay away from the lower exhaust port, you must...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I just impacted on the surface

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

IT'S A CRAP!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

*hand solos*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

So hummus got everyone talking again
fat middle class yurt pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I was on pink Kitchen Aid blenders.
so "fat middle class bent yurt prick"

please.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

but of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I don't have a blender, but I *do* have en electric whisk that I have used thrice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

your arsehole must be ruined

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

All I can say is that it was *much* better the third time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

did you lick the whisk afterwards?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

That's the best bit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

No idea who that is soz.
Is that from the film 'Chopper' that I also haven't seen?

alt. I don't go to Halloween parties or out dressed as a zombie anymore but I did enjoy.
I love the Hallowe'en spirit though. Been watching horrors every night this month and have some classics lined up for the Friday after with the other half.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Are your hearing aids working today?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I SAID, ARE YOUR HEARING AIDS WORKING TODAY?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

It's true though
Bummers ARE deaf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

What?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

*signs*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I'm doing what with a koala?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

*signs*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Haha! yes. I brought spare batteries
Thanks for your concerns
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Also, lets not mention AIDs eh? touchy subject for those that ride the chutney train

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Put something on the end of it!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

INORITE
His punctuation is fucking terrible.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

wrap it up before you slap it up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

two black eyes means you had to tell her twice.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

did Tim Westwood say this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Only after he had 'dropped the bomb'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Punch My Bride

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

you could get some mates over and reenact "the human centipede" but cock to arse instead of mouth to arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

'Daisy Chain'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

'pansy chain', surely?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Gaisy Train MORE LIKE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I think it's a 'thing'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Funnily enough, despite being a boarder at a public school from age five to eighteen, Nakers claims never to have witnessed or experienced such things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Must be a right ugly cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

no one wants to bum nakers : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I will matey, I'll sling one up anything.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

how charming

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

It's just what I *do*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

so, everything then
you must be like a walking STD clinic. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

SYMPTOMLESS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

His biscuits were always dry

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

hahahaha!
I love this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

genius.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

7-18 AKSHULLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Ah those extra two years of your parents' love must have made all the difference.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

only commoners love their families

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I meant that it is probably the reason you are less bright than your peers.
Did they send your younger sibling earlier?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

nah she didn't bored till she was 13
girls private schools are a bit different in the ages that they start
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Someone start a new thread for fuck's sake.
No humous or lunch chat though.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

No I done one already. That's it for a week for me. AND IT HAD EMOTICONS.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

are you ona nonce hunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Not usually but I'll make an exception for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Gonna catch a big one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

With Anneka Rice

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

STOP THE COCK
I'VE FOUND IT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

she lives near me
she looks fucking rough
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

That's why she got replaced by Annabel Croft
Who got replaced by Lara Croft
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

whose tit's got replaced with beachballs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I know a guy that killed a guy.
Well, I say I know him, he used to ride motorbikes with my dad and I have spoken to him 4 times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

^ MURDERER ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2115127
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

You know, despite what all these people say, I'm not a murderer,
Merely a killer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

A laydee killa amirite?!?!? #LADZ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Nah, I killed a guy in a pub toilet,
That I wasn't in, or had been in for weeks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I had heard this. That's why we haven't been for a beer or ever will.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I got bit out of my system. I'm cool now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Yeah Yeah, just like the 'drinking problem' you're 'over'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Why you hurt me like this?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I'm toughening you up for the real world.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

U G L Y
You aint got no alibi
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

*throws bottle of piss*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I was there!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I wasn't!
But I did witness Fiddy Cent getting the same treatment a couple of years later.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

did you leave a live wire hanging out of the wall?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

^^ Lyrical Gangsta

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Excuse me
Mr Officer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Still love you like that?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Once its healed, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

*electric whisks*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

lol2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

well, fuck you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

You snooze, you lose

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

"Here Comes The ButtStuffer"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

He's the lyrical gangster.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

INI KAMARRZE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

know a guy that
Well, I say I know him, he used to ride motorbikes with my dad and I have spoken to him 4 times.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I like your daily mail knife post up there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)