tl;dr
Alright you cunts?

I'm really, really not.

After GJ's thread last night I've been thinking about my favourite record sleeves and it's been cheering me up a bit, now I'm wondering about what might be the worst one in my collection. I have a 'Best of the Yardbirds' one which is fucking toss, it's a painting of some birds. In a yard. Equally poor is Little Feat's 'Dixie Chicken' which is just an embarrassment. Whoever signed that off is a prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:48, 145 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh dear, Monty - what's wrong?
Share with the internet and we can all offer *hugz* and support.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Basically I'm an 'emo' these days -it's 'what we do'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Oh, OK.
Have you tried writing a poem about it all? Or maybe doing some sort of dark painting, or recording an angry song?

It might help to express yourself creatively.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)

He's already a piss artist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I've tried everything.
I even did some synchronised dancing to 'Combichrist' but nothing has roused the spirits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Fucking spastic.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:13, Reply)

that's one of their best songs!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:16, Reply)

It's the video that makes it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

i recommend being obssessed by it for weeks
possibly months, moping about and generally not being able to get your shit together.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I find that by shitting in the bog it stays in one place
Hth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

who has the time for that?!
I like to shit and run.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I might give my daughter scotch bonnets instead of red pepper for the lols.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Bless her mine can't even hack black pepper, the bent cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)

A lovely way to describe your child.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:05, Reply)

says the guy giving his daughter Scotch Bonnets!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Here you go
www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers copy and paste if Im a link spaz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Some of those are genius
NFSW - This is still my favourite though - NSFW
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Hahaha. Hadn't seen that before.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

That Brainticket one is a good cover, the wankers
Weird record as well, German psych.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:13, Reply)

votch uss wreck ze mike

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:14, Reply)

REICH!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)

to be fair to the artists
what else could you do with an album called Boned Up The Crack?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Alright Knobz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

NO IM NOT, CANT YOU FUCKIN READ?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)

You ain't a knob actually, and yes, I fucking can just about. Only the short words, I just google the ones I don't get.
chin up son and all that
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Afternoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:32, Reply)

NO HE'S NOT CAN'T YOU FUCKIN READ?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:32, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

lulz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)

alright doctor fr... oh it's you, Montso

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:33, Reply)

NO HE'S NOT CAN'T YOU FUCKIN READ?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I CAN FUCKIN READ!
Sorry m8e.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)

NO HE'S.....oh sorry.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)

I don't have a SINGLE thing to say to Monty which will help assuage his pain at the demise of his relationship.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:56, Reply)

SOZ IS A SINGLE THING YOU FUCKING MORON

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)

i'm not sorry for his loss, I was apologising for not having a SINGLE thing to say in consolation.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

TL;DR

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

he's misspelled "hypocrisy"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

you've misspelled 'lonely'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)

i've got a hot date this evening, after the gym
what have you got, varnishing your spindle?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)

I have plans this evening.
Ent sharing them on here tho, Rory will bully me.

I will remain an enigma.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)

scratching your bollocks and wondering if anyone else will ever see/touch them does not count
nor does giving your fingers a sneaky lick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)

nah, it ent that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

SSRI prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

BOAT FOOTED TURQUOISE MEANDERING PIERCED CUNT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

when do I meander?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)

A MEANDER IS A BEND IN A COURSE OF WATER. IT WAS A REFERENCE TO YOU BEING BOTH BENT AND HAVING BOAT FEET.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

I ent bent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

MAYBE A LITTLE BIT BI THEN.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:05, Reply)

aren't we all?
*pouts*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)

I really dunno matey, I'm going to go and stare at a cockatoo and see how I feel.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

haha, the parrots eat 'em all! !!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

oh HO!!!!! (As you say)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:29, Reply)

Click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

ooh, Bummer Harris, you terrible bully :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I am the scourge of men'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

the bummer of men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

am the of
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

innizough ma'e, fucking Danny Dire and i'm not talking about the 'oaks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)

str8 up shitty shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:25, Reply)

I am going out, into that there london for drinks with a real person

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)

CHINNY RECKON

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)

And it's a lady, but this ain't no harters style meet up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:27, Reply)

I recognise a playa when I see one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)

I'm running a bit late x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

You know I'd buy you pint montes but it'll have to wait I'm afraid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Nope
birthday today, meant to be out for drinks but was taken ill in the middle of the day. Been asleep since four.

I don't have a favourite record, sorry Monty.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Happy birthday you crazy racist loon
You are the racist one ent ya?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Still wrong ape, still wrong :(
but thanks. I'm the bland one remember.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

happy bidet Ambo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Mini ape says 'happy to you' everytime she sees candles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

It would probably be cute if she wasn't 14 years old, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Mini ape sounds like a bit of a spastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Chip off the old block I heard.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Nakers is probably writing things down for her
That'll be where she gets it from.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Thanks Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Cheers Jeff!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Pleasure.
Have you had cake?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

My mother bought me a surprise grocery shop
including a caterpillar cake and some venison steaks. Sadly I can't eat today but tomorrow I'll feast.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Save the cake until after the best before date.
It might turn in to a butterfly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

I regretfully lolled
to be fair it's a monster-cake I have no clue what she was thinking!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Many falicitations on the anniversary of your being expelled from a vagina.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Thanks Davros
my mum was probably pretty happy as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Hope you're feeling better soon, Ambs.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Cheers, how have you been?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Not too bad, apart from having to get the dog put to sleep last week.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

She was probably a bit sore as well.
HBD.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)