Wankers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:09, 192 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yhpcciym

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

u ok hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

he needs a cuddle and someone to stroke his luscious locks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH COCK!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

GEDDIT, COCK!! YOU KNOW - COCK!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Sounds a bit gay, mate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

tastes pretty gay and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Been better.

Been worse.
*shrugs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Bit gutted for you for your latest woes
For all the good the sympathy of a prick on the internet is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I second this
particularly the part about tangles being a prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

That's what's upsetting me most of all.
He really is such a prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I hate him so much

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

is your sig about a large portion of cheese

or

cheese made from the milk of a long extinct and hairy relative of the elephant?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)

It's about
MAMMOTH CHEESE, which is apparently a reference to something called 'Skyrim', but I have no idea what that is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

well that was odd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

That's Two Hats' work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

he gave me a load of cheese the other day - I'm on the imaginatively named 'Cornish Blue' today.
It's fucking great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

does it have any carrotts in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Fucking hell Nakers, can you really not spell the word 'carrot'?
Have a word with yourself mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

i get confused when a word has double letters in...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

What like 'tosser'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

lleetteerrss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

STOP MOCKING MY AFFLICTION

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

afliction

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

DAMMIT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

ha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

alright Mince

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I don't think he is, Re-Do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Reg.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)

hey mince, i get the impression from you and others that you might have a case of the glums
itll all work out for the best im sure, you seem like the kind of cat that lands on his feet. ill buy you a pint at the baysh! hows that for starters?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Fucken A1 d00d.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Drimb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah boyee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

And proud.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Prick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

STOP MOANING YOU FUCKING GREAT SUSAN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

*paging Dozer*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

lets be honest battered old pal,
put yourself in his moccasins.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Of course it's a shame about him & Lusty.
That aside though, he's about to become debt free with at least £100k in the bank and he's got a lovely daughter. He has the freedom to do a different job, in a different location, to study, retrain, whatever (within reason) he wants.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

he could get married

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

is this above or below the belt?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Above Battereds belt - below everyone elses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

battered will always be below my belt the tiny homosexulist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

beefeater have rump, rib-eye, sirloin, fillet, or t-bone?
i can get it with a tarragon bernaise

are we all agreed on medium-rare?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

What's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

To fuck off, usually

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Fuck a horse?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

risotto, lingweenie or quiche

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

goats cheese salad and everyone pointing and laughing at you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

in my experience
EVERYONE is always jealous of the vegetarian option.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

your dining partners are clearly spastics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Never in the field of human endeavour have you ever been so right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

NO PIZZA CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)

This is the most gigantic lie on the entire internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

it really isn't!
every time you go to a wedding or ball or something, people end up prodding their overdone bit of lamb or beef around their plates and enviously eyeing up the luscious veggie option.

"hmmmm, what have YOU got?" is how it starts...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)

It's even worse if it's a buffet
The veggie stuff is gone in seconds
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

YES!!
sandwiches too. the meat eating cunts always divebomb the vegetarian ones and cram them into their gaping ignorant maws.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Seriously, I don't know who the fuck you guys hang around with
but that's never once occured at any buffet/sandwich lunch I have been to in my entire life.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

the thing is, if each meat eater takes just one veggie sandwich
the entire platter goes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

never seen it happen.
scouts honour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

that's because you work in scotland
where people fight over haggis
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I worked in London for 12 years
it never happened there. I've never seen in happen in my time in San Francisco either, and that's about as fucking hippy tofu wank as you can get in a geographical location.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

oh, it's ANOTHER goats cheese tart, great

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I fucking hate goat's cheese tarts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

You said 'everyone is always jealous'.
I'm sorry but when I am in Needoos nomming away on dry meat and chops there's no fucking way on earth I'm jealous of someone not nomming away on dry meat and chops.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

A few omnivorous people I know tend to choose something vegetarian when having Indian food.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I do that myself.
They're called 'side dishes'. You should chek them out!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Those aubergine thingies were nice
Not beckyjizzboxes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

It's all good stuff innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

semi spastics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

says the baby pumpkin fetishist!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I fucking love that stuff

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

i am resting my case here, m'lud

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Either you end up sat on tables with the worst people in humanity
or else they are all awful liars trying to make you feel better about your feeble cuisine.

HTH xx
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

meat is dreadful stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

yet you eat goat's cheese
which positively fucking mings of goat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

baked melty warm tangy goats cheese is a thing of beauty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Cheese should only really come out of a cow
I've had one, maybe two, sheep's cheeses that were tolerable.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

what about buffalo mozzarella?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

it's a cow.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

apparently not
Buffalo milk has roughly twice the fat of cow milk, which makes it decadently creamy and flavorful. The good stuff is almost unrealistically soft — it seems like the reason the word “mouthfeel” was invented — with a depth of flavor that makes even the freshest hand-pulled artisanal cow-milk mozzarella taste like glorified string cheese. Buffalo mozzarella is the apotheosis of dairy: the golden mean between yogurt and custard and cottage cheese and heavy cream and ricotta. It lives (along with clouds and mercury and lava and photons and quicksand) on the mystical border between solid and liquid. Descriptions of it tend toward poetry. “When cut,” the cheesemonger Steven Jenkins has written, “it will weep its own whey with a sweet, beckoning, lactic aroma.”
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

It's a cow.
Family: Bovidae
Subfamily: Bovinae
Tribe: Bovini

It's a fucking cow. Different breeds of cow have different fat content in their milk. It's still cow milk, sweetie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

isn't that like saying a scotsman is an englishman?
i'd like to see you do that in glasgow...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Er, no.
not at all like that in any way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

i would also like to see you trying to explain to a big, exotic buffalo
that he's just a cow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

buffalo milk comes from Asiatic water buffalo.
"big fucking hairy buffalo" are bison and "scary buffalo" are African Cape Buffalo.

Water Buffalo are about as dangeous as my office chair. Unless one sits on you.

That, and they don't speak English, so either way I reckon I'd be OK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

i'd pay good money to watch!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

how much?
I can always do with a bit of consultancy income.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

£1 an hour and all the buffalo mozzarella you can eat?
fresh from the source??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Soz, I don't get out of bed for less than *counts on fingers* about £40/h or sutin

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I think it's more like saying a Scotcher is British
Although I seem to remember McDozer trying to deny his Britishness once
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

There's no such thing.
Buffala is the female in Italian - if your cheese is made from a buffalo, that ain't milk, brah. High source of protein though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I have never... EVER.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Hunger, depression and ultimately suicide after a lifetime of loneliness

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

rib eye ought to be medium, or the fat won't melt, leaving you with a tough eye of fat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Whilst I can see the value of this approach
cooking any steak anything more than rare is the work of a cad, a charlatan and a lifter of young gentlemen's shirts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

rib eye needs a bit more cooking, the ginger murderer is correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Yep
That's why I cook it rare instead of blue.

medium is for screaming berties.

Edit - if you let the steak rest out of the fridge for a few hours I tend to find rare is enough to melt the fat in a ribeye.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I favour str8 up rare if the quality is good enough.
Fuck tarragon right up the wee-hole. Chimichurri or just some garlicky rosemary-y butter for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

ah, they do have a herby chimichurri

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

There you go, lad. That's the best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

cheers mince

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

surely tarragon bernaise is hollandaise?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Its not even Dutch!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

LTI again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Two in one day
Jeff territory!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

nah, tarragon hollandaise is bernaise
the use of tarragon here is a tautology. A bit like a "pepper au poivre sauce"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

*plays loud and mournful guitar solo*
*gurns*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Yo niggy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Wogwon?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Steady thuggin, brah,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Bless, bless

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Not even in my top ten Irish radio presenters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

LTI III

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Don't the rules state that you have to go after the third one?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Or have a pint poured over your head, I think?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

*opens mouth wide*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

*refuses to walk*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

*refers to third umpire*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)

That's right.
You cannot post again for 6 months.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwCugPoROY
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

*widdles*
*whammys*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

you had me at widdles.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

k?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah, need some work, otherwise all cool. Gonna go cut a hedge down in a bit. cash in hand. fuck the tax man. REVOLUTION!!
youtu.be/9IrWyZ0KZuk?t=2m21s
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

That was more the sort of thing I was imagining from TH's post
FUCK SHITPANTS VINCENT
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

*divebombs*
*rips spandex*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

THAT'S WHY I POSTED IT.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Alright Monty.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Alright mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

MONTS!
Chin up mucker.

We'll help you through it. We all have WOES at one time or another but it's just a bump in the road.

alt. Pricks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Thanks pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

alright chutters?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Nakkers
*nods*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Well I dunno about you but I'm fucking freezing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

freezing retarded
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Well, okay, you make a fair and correct point.
But I *am* still freezing.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

have you considered not being a girl?
that might help
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I have considered it yes, but I don't like the idea of a hastily constructed penis fabricated from my shriveled womb areas.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)

he is fucking girly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

What a pair we make then, you dilapidated old tranny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

you fucking wish

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

meh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

yeah you do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

oh lol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

freezing roadkill
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2116759
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

No
Thats just his flatmate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

FUCK OFF! I don't live in a 'flat' or with a 'flatmate'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Come on
Flat mate = roadkill
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)

YES I GOT IT HAHAHAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:15, Reply)

And *still* you refuse to walk?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I'm walking to the pub now
Does that count?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

It means you may pour a pint over your own head.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDjPCTQRKw&feature=player_detailpage#t=69
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:15, Reply)

How many people updated their bloody facefuck with this?
*COLD IN AUTUMN SHOCKER*

Cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Have you had to put on a second t-shirt?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Ha! Im wearing a thin jumper over my work shirt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Poof

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Your point is?
I still wear a tee in winter if I go on a night out.

*nails*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Im a bit too warm now actually

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Today is the first day I've had to wear a cardi over my t shirt when I've been outside.
It's been unseasonably warm for October. I predict this means snow in April.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

They need to move the months back a few.
Nobody will notice and we will have a white Christmas
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I reckon the seasons are slipping round gradually
and in a few years we'll have swapped over with Australia.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I dunno my facebook 'friends' are rapidly dwindling as I have taken to insulting people and posting horrible comments

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:19, Reply)

post your real name so we can see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

mary mcflint

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

'Rob Fairholme'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I was genuinely a little happy to wear my hat again to be honest.
Not worthy of a status or anything though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Is it a big tall pointy hat
witha D on the front?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

You're not nice.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

fuck this shit I'm going for lunch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

chinny reckon

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Don't leave without detailing for us all what you are having!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

i dunno, i'm going freestyle
Maybe a chicken escalop, cheese, and sundried tomato on sour douch with mustard mayo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Chicken in a bag?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

YM has a sour douch.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

A bit of yoghurt will sort that right out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

It's not wanking
it's 'self checking'.

Cheer up, you great Mary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:17, Reply)

checking what?
that your floppy oboejean hasn't gone off?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

obojean is not my loooooverrrr

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

glorious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Turn off the internet
our lovely Geordie chutter has won.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

'bout time!
\o/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Takes one to know one, hippy the homeless.
Culture Shock were excellent the other night, I''m sure you'll enjoy them.
I'm eating ham and cider chutney crusty rolls, all is at peace with the world.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)