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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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where did you all go? are you too busy having lunch AND WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR LUNCH?
alt: i'm trying to buy new pillows for my spare room, following complaints from a MOST UNGRATEFUL GUEST, but getting confused by the choices. which is best, soft, medium or hard?

alt: i am allergic to feather pillows. what are you allergic to? were people really gluten/sugar/dairy etc intolerant 20 years ago? is it all just attention seeking?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:37, 202 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Alt: your fat ugly face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)
with charm like that
it's lucky you've gone off women recently
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
People that say they are "off woman/men" are mearly covering for the fact that they can't get any

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I didn't go anywhere my dear
I was having some home-made vegetable soup and a Bounty.

Pillows are hard or GTF. Sinking right in feels like I'm being suffocated

Alt:
I'm allergic to grass pollen and eating watermelon makes my lips go funny
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
fruit and yogurt, thrilling stuff
alt: i'd like a hypoallergenic one please followed by a full english on a tray with a mug of tea and The Magnificent Seven on the TV, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Brynnerwank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)
yul regret it in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Line up the various pillow options.
Take a bite at all of them, favourite wins.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Jeffers, I'm going "north" on Thursday any tips for my survival?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Yes. Don't bother.
There is a bit of the M6 where it suddenly becomes cobbled. If you get there, you've gone too far.

Also, the kids are all drug-mad. They like to inject MDMA directly in to their mouths.

A technique they seem to call 'E-by-gum'.

Be afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)
oh dear...I'll be on the M1, hopefully that will be free of cobbles and boys delivering bread on bikes that are too big for them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
The exits from the internet are here, here and here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Lokers-esque.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
alt: human turds?
altyalt: Allergies are all in the mind, people need to MTFU
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)
food allergies maybe
you show me a cat and i'll show you a fucking violent and unnecessary allergic reaction. stupid body.

not that it stops me stroking them. stupid swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Cheese and tomato flatbread and some of them vegetable crisps.
I'm turning into a yurtster, I swear down.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)
you'll be veggie before the end of the month

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)
that's when his period will start

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I thought I might go two whole days with NO MEAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
that'll be good for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
+ sphincter muscles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Thanks guys!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
^ jam hot

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Getting to the nitty gritty of the situation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)
alt: thickoes
I had baked beans on toast, pov-fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
fried chunks of chorizo and and some chilli flakes perk up the beans I find

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Being free to choose whichever food takes your fancy perks up most meals, I find.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
oh FFS, and some 'cayke' afterwards no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
nah for srs bruv it's the shit
I also add some sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Sorry mate that sounds revolting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
it's good trust me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I added sweetcorn into YMs mouth last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Did you go native or pimp yo' beans?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Black pepper only

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Alright 'Mel & Kim'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I ain't never gonna be Mel and Kim....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Tay Tay Tay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
What are your views on bacon?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)
That going on about it on the internet is only a tiny step from b3taswears and saying 'ning' to people.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Oof. Harsh words.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Tough love, bro.
Tough love.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Thanks hun. xx

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)
alright mince, its less than two weeks to the baysh
how will i recognise you?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
His balloon hat will be made from a discarded condom

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
You don't seem to have much luck with the people you invite into that room, do you?
Alt: I don't think I'm allergic to anything, but then perfumes often make me sneeze and my nose run, so they are clearly triggering some form of immune response from me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
this is a natural anti dozer measure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Sorry, rather busy
Had subway for lunch - Tandoori 'chicken'

Alt: Hard.

AltAlt: Cat hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)
subway is shit and for plebs
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)
If you say so.
It does the job when you forget your lunch, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Just like YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Oof.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Purely to prove your point, Subway is alright.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I've never had anything from one of those places.
They smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)

smell refuse to open in the darkest arse end of nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they have them in Camden.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Camden is full of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
ask rory
he's the islington king these days
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
it smells like vomit and disinfectant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I think that one was limited edition.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2120944
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
yours just smells of rotten flesh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2120945
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
^^^ This

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
i quite like subway
but only for a salad sandwich/wrap. it's probably very different if you eat meat there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)
yeah, 'meat'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I used to get the salads quite often
Nowadays, I tend to eat at Subway as little as possible, absolute rip off.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
chinny reckon
12" ham, salami, turkey and steak on white bread, double cheese, a little salad, extra salt and double sauces . Supersized Coke and giant chocolate cookie on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)
You seem to know an awful lot about the place

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I know enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
The 'steak' is fucking disgusting, the cheese is revolting, I don't get salt on anything from, and as little sauce as possible.
Plus, as I've said on a number of occasions, I drink Diet Coke, not normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
great cancer instead of obsesity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Didn't have you down as part of the anti-aspartame lobby, Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
i ain't been in anyone's lobby you can't prove nuthin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Totes not taking culinary advice from someone who'd chewed the Chompasaurus here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Correct. Subway = terrible food.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
yeah at least it's "fresh" yeah, so it's good for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I honestly don't care if its shit or not, it's just filler innit,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)
im not a fan of subway but i ent taking advice from 1p ghost

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
it was your idea or rorys I've forgotton who

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)
i ent taking the rap harris, even tho it wre blatantly me
im not letting that get in the way of a good ribbing
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Don't mention ribs or you'll have a fcuking stampede on your hands
San Fermin ain't got shit on this lot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Subway is terrible cos it's full of choices you can't be expected to know before you've started ordering (what's Italian bread I dunno about sauces IT'S MY FIRST TIME)
also their sandwiches are wet and rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
^^^ This.
and the queue is building up and everyone's getting irate and omg I don't know if I want this meat it looks nothign like the pictures and who the hell puts sweetcorn in a sandwich but that sounds OK is it cold or hot? does the lettus not wilt and go soggy? what the hell kind of bread is that, if I chose the wrong one the whole thing is ruined and it's only £2 for a foot long but I can't eat it all so would that be a waste? no it would be a waste not to.

....
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I'm allergic to nuts, and cats.
Tomcats particularly COS THEY'VE GOT NUTS! GEDDIT?!?!?! LOL!

Dirty pillows are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
well luckily for you I've wiped my arse on your pillows

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Sexytime!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Lunch?
Chicken breast, hummous and hot sauce in a wrap. My lips are tingling from the hot sauce. Edit: nearly forgot the watercress! Gotta have your greens!

/askingforastrikethrough
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I have sore lips

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Too many chaps on them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
+1 would click again

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
My lips are tingling from the hot sauce.
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
this is why you wash your hands before having a diddle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
what- wha- what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
chili con clungé

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I'm writing dirty grot text for the site at the moment
Just asking for it
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
please try and use the word "distended" in your copy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Used it before and recently sadly.
I'd love to fit it in (fnarr) but I'm writing about cockrings and not bum toys.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
ok then, please add in "cumblaster"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Done and done.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

"You can even use Skater Boyz as fat ballstretchers! Why not layer them up and see how many you fit round your nutz? The firm pressure will drive you wild as your balls swing and slap around leading to a cumblasting finale!"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
pure poetry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Yeah, go on, put me down for ten

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
the yurt needs waterproofing for thr winter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I think you might have the best job in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
^^^ actual dialogue retread of the climax of Pizza Night.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Swipey likes jalapenis on her pizza?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
With extra mayo on the side

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
garlic mayo I heard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

gar ars
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I had lunch and now I'm not having lunch
I had lunch for lunch

alt: I heard pillows are the best pillows

altalt: animal fur, which is good cos pets are for needy twats who just wish they had children
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
fuck it! I got smoked bacon crisps instead of prawn cocktail
could this day get any worse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Your family could all die in a horrific accident?
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
that would be awful...then again the grieving dividend would help to blunt the pain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Sometimes it's good things like that happen, puts things into perspective.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
smoky bacon are way better than prawn cocktail
do you want to smell like you've been fingering a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Yes
Yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Shit I missed the 'pillow talk', typical flangehound.
Fuckin soft. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
you must be a fireball in bed, soft lad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I'm alright at sleeping.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
HAWT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Like a cat innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Also - Vicky Pryce - idiot or simply courting controversy in order to kickstart a meeja career?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Both.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
She was once a bloke, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
They're pillows. It's the spare room fuck it.
That is my man advice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I had a ham and coleslaw sarnie, a sweet potatoe and lentil soup and some crisps.
I washed it down with Old Jamaica Ginger Beer.

Alt: I have hayfever a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I fancy some ginger beer now not had for ages. I also want crisps.e
Just had a massive plate of broccoli and cauli cjeese I'm still hungry.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)
ginger beer is shit beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
seriously tho, what do mince and 'Bill Clay' and Mrs Mince and rosalicious look like?
how'm I gonna recognise these counts?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
As I understand it, if you close your eyes, imagine all the things you have heard about 'mince', and assemble in your mind a picture of what you think he looks like,
You are probably about right.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
failed roadie?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
That's what I'm working on.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
well you are half way there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Livin on prayer^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
ttj

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
^That stands for 'that's the joke'
We're *just* pointing out the obvious here, right?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Mince looks like someone rolled an anaemic pepperami
in grey hair and classic rock logos.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
oh, i guess so

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
It just so happens I like pepperami
and classic rock.

You can get pills for anaemia.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I went to get lunch.
Feather pillows are the shit, how many types of wrong are you going to turn out to be, swipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
how did elmer fudd end up in wales when he'd meant to go on holiday to france?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
who the fuck is elmer fudd?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)
The hunter in Bugs Bunny.
Which, if anything, just makes his post even more baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
youre going off point here 1p

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
cos he ended up in powys
hahahahahhahahhahahahaetcetc
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Like it, bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
WTJTDF

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Oh, for God's sake, Reg.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
yours are probably filled with hundreds of little song birds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
or goose livers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Imagine a pillow filled with moth wings....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

wings faces
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Mine are filled with my ex-girlfriends' hair.
I do like a bald crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I bet OG loves breathing in your ex's musk as she sleeps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
who is OG?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Kroney's "girlfriend"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
what does OG stand for?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Optional Gobbling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Obergruppenfuhrer Gillian

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Olympique Gunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Ox Genitals

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2121082
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Original Gangsta

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
She sleeps on the pillow filled with the only blonde I've ever gone out with.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
What is a Musk Ox anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
YEAH TEN FUCKING MINUTES AGO YOU FUCKING OX PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Some fucking MK number just rang my mobile
I thought I might get ear-fucked
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
is that whats happend to swipe?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Red haired bovine famous for its inability to queef.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I'm sure HimJim has something that can help

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Inflate-a-gunt TM
This product is not available in shops
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Do you have the skull in there like the Hello Kitty murders or is it more of a fluffy affair

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I've just googled that
WT actual F?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)
to be fiar to them they didn't mean to actually kill her

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Once she was gone they needed to fill their toys with SOMETHING
Japs ain't wasteful
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)
HK is in China you fuckin racist pig

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)
All slanty fannies, all the same to me

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Just the hair, I'm not a monster.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Man, you must have small pillows

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Decorative
Kroney's an artful soul
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Or hairy exes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Musk Oxs^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)
The only Frenchie I've fucked was 100% a lady
I checked
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:00, Reply)
sexy sexy Kronely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Damned straight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Damn Bumm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)
i'm not saying they might not be comfortable
i am saying they make me sneeze like a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Perfect pillows for Kroney
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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)

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