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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do you have it? Are you good at chatting to people or chatting up people?

Alt:
Hot drink woes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:11, 197 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
1st!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
+ to lose a foot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I think you'll find I was

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
you're asking this nest of autistic land whales if they are good with people?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Livin on prayer^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Wooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
^ ex dock worker ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
^we'll make it I swear^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
FUCKING CUNTY BOLLOCKS
I've done this wrong, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
needs more animal fannies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
^MUSK OX^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
+C

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
needs MOAR thighs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
^MUSCK OX^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
My brain reads that as music ox

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I know. My immediate thought on the '+C' was 'that spells MUSIC'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
My immediate thought is that you are both idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
You were right to trust your instincts.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
*idiotfives*
*bangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Depends on the people, I s'pose.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Nah, I have no idea what I'm doing.
I like other people to awkwardly make conversation whilst I pause before giving vague monosyllabic replies in an effort to completely stunt the growth of any sort of 'friendship' or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
My problem is I'm a noisy gobshite and cannot stop talking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
(SHHHH! I'm a *bit* like this really, sometimes)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
If I were good at anything I wouldn't be on here

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
you're good at growing massive jew-fros

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
My flatmate's new girlfriend thought I was Jewish
OH HOW WE LAUGHED
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
You lot are all Catholic, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
It's weird over here, there's religious statues just...about
The taxi drivers all start thumping their chests like godly chimps when they go past them
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
You're pretty good at The Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I can google up a picture of jennifer anniston in her classic Friends hairdo in 0.578s

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Please don't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
It's ok I got you this pic instead

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
PLEASE FUCK OFF THEOBAN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
WELL DON'T ACTUALLY FUCK OFF THEN JUST LEAVE THE FRIENDS SHIT AT HOME ALRIGHT?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Didn't realise you had bad memories of all our pals Chandler, erm...Joey? and the others
That monkey too
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
HE WAS ON A BREAK!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Don't mind him, he's still pining for his ex
Friends was something they could enjoy together
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
It FUCKING was not!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Oh oh, was this where the cracks in the relationship began to show?
She wanted to watch Friends and you wanted to watch Fantasy Football League
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Other way round

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Ah yeah, it's all beginning to make sense now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
No cracks brother man, one day all was fine, the next day I was dismissed and blanked into oblivion \o/
And I don't even like foot-ball.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I wish you were better at dying

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
this sounds really mean
please don't be better at dying
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I'm doing really well at dying, I'm just really slow at it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Tell glued eel I'll see him in the grave first

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I only really like to meet people once, after that I find we'vbe covered most things already

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Man, you must be hoping for Alzheimers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
so er, how's the weather?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
grey and dark, like my soul

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Filthy and wet
Like YM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
SHIT
Thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
how was the A1231121 this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I wasn't driving to Washington so I missed it out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
What about that match last night, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
INORITE
I couldnt find the box to light the wood burner
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Mortgages eh?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Not really, no.
Takes me a while to warm up the old banter valves.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Really?
I imagined you to be quite the silver tongued Cavilier
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
it's hard to be bwitty in your second language

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
or your 1st

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I hope you die in a Musk Ox fire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I've got my "lol" on today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

silver tongued Vauxhall
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
What on Earth would give you that impression?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I dont know TBH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Oh right. Well. Good chat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
don't worry mate, you'll get there soon and everyone heer will lol heartily with you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
He's been a member for over eleven years, just how long is it going to take for him to warm up?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Il fait froid

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
YM?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
MM?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Sorry, froidian slip

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Oh, I say
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Thanks, Nakers, it's good to have you around, propping up my flagging ego.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
i'm good at teh chat
my one skill/talent is that everyone likes me and wants to be friends with me. EVERYONE. E V E R Y O N E

this is why various useless ex's kept clinging on for as long as they did, i suspect. hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Isn't it because for some weird, deeply-repressed reason you consider it impolite not to sleep with people?
Or at the very least suck their cock
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
hey
you're not in the free love yurt now
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
You have a fucking massive head. I know cos I've seen a photo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
this made me do a lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
unlike him
needledick the bugfucker would be a step up for him and his tiny headless no-nob nob.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Must be rag week.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
FUCK OFF IS IT FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Definitely blobbing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
deffo sounds like the red arrows are performing this week

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I am more than pleased to return the favor since you have been making me piss myself all day. And you're funny too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
it looks like a massive rusty baked bean

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
But a really massive one, some sort of 'pimp my snack' head.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
part wotsit, part duracell

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Part Sweet Potato

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
plus mutant carrot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
The next step up from the rampant rabbit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Exhibit A

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Can we be besties?
I'll do your hair
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
and by do
he means do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'd thumb a floppy right into that mop an no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
^fishing for a gobjob^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Shh she'll never know until I ask her to suck on this sherbert dip tube

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
i fucking love sherbie dips

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I spunk sherbert

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Brown sherbert out your 'Japs eye'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Oh man everything about this confuses me
I dunno what I'm spunking or out of where
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'm going to a launch party tomorrow, which will be good for networking.
I know no one there except one guy - the head of - who commissioned me.

I'm going to see if I can get "Solutionizing" into any of my conversations.

Alt: I had an Ovaltine last night. It was lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
try and get cumblaster in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I always do, Bomber - I always do.
It's about that time that the night generally starts to turn ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
The Profanisaurus word of the day is "cuntbuster"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I'm well good at conversation, me but more in response than starting.
Im very observational in social situations. I have people well sussed out innit.

I can spot a cunt at twenty paces.

alt. watery hot chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
^gay

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
cunt ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
^ who's this prick?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
who's a cunt in here themn?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
o/

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I think I *might* be one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Easier to say who isn't.
Answer - Nobody
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Going to the park of the reactionary racist Walt Disney today.
Happy Columbus Day everyone!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

us ine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Haha.
The schools are in today. Hmmmmmmm, could go "postal".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
A first class answer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Do me a favour and switch his freezer off, would you?
Just to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
One less frozen turd in the world.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
+one less star in the sky

Joseph we'll never forget you
It's tough but we're gonna get by
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'm very charming.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
witty?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'm egregiously unfunny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I am banter personified Sporters.
and yet chronically hopeless with hot burds.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
"friend zone"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
FFS another b3ta clique no-one includes me in!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
total flecken wallflower me, sports
social retard for life im afraid, i hope i can turn it around at the baysh
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
are you like the wallpaper in charlie and the chocolate factory?>
Can I Licvk you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
icarnt say this is the weirdest request ive had from a random internetter but its certainly the latest

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
i'll stay away from your "white bits"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
your a class act 1p

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
thanks reggirs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

thanks wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I'm pretty good at keeping a conversation going
everyone feels the need to talk to me. This is more inconvenient than good though.

Alt: A propensity for tea to go cold too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
What's with your return to the site, Amberl?
I thought you'd cast off the place for good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
got dumped innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Oh man, rough year for b3tans.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah, I hope you are OG can hold it together, even with the constant presence and threat of your flatmate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Not to mention all the rumours, whispers and innuendo flying around their workplace

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
he has slept with half the feamle staff
one can only think what's going through OG's mind when he "works late"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I'm a paragon of virtue, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

paragon flagon
virture tramp semen
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Steady on, I ent Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I was trying to cut down
and spend more time looking for jobs etc. How you doing Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Not bad, ta
Did you get gainfully employed in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Nah, did bits and pieces
doing law conversion now. Glad to hear you're doing well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
he's got a flat on the North Circular a Rory as a neighbour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I'm well swave me
Life and soul of the party.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Swave, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
well swave

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:49, Reply)
so this Old Axe place bills got lined up, any good?
ive had a look on google maps and i ent inspired
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)
ive got a five pounds voucher to spend in a nicholsons pub
that should get me ahalf a bitter and some salt and vinegar in the smoke yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

and some salt and vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)
hmm, feckin smoke

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)
pinch hitting for Pedro Borbone....Manny Mosa
Mosa...Mosa...Mosa
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)
All that will get you is a sachet of ketchup.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:33, Reply)
i feel a letter coming on

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I've been to the night in question, I like it but the dj repeats records something rotten which is well gash.
It is used as a late night drinking venue for Shoreditch knobs which somewhat dilutes the proper rockabilly fans but if you like that kind music it's fine.

I can walk home from there so I think it's v good. I wish you genuinely were coming Reg.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Better to just play Heart fm with ity's no repeat guarantee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah I heard about that.
Sounds like a lie to me - are they seriously claiming that since they launched they've only played any given record once*?



*I don't really think this, thick people
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)
it's between the hours of 9 and 5 I think
buut they can play the same songs once every day, so it's bullshit really. That's why I've defected to Magic's better music mix
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)
You have exquisite taste, my beHacketted Oaklified chum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I like a song I can hum along to, what can I say

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
You can say 'I am trolling with limited effect'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)
do you mean "can you say"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)
No, I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)
wouldn't miss it mince f'reals

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:33, Reply)
hang on, wont you have moved before then?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Nah, most likely still be here til xmas
This shit takes ages bruv
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I have sorted the great invoicing mystery of Fenruary 2013!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I NO RITE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)
was it that February was spelt wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I'm good at saying the wrong thing
or alienating the person I'm talking at

alt: none, just had a nice coffee in a place where the people running it recognise me.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Larpbucks?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I wish!
it does have a giant bear in there though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:49, Reply)
OH
ITS LIKE THAT, IS IT?!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)
NOT AGAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I have a way with words, both written and in person.
Not that it's done me any good in my life, quite the opposite. I've never tried to chat anyone up though, fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

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