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It's neen a bit depressing here today woth my illness thread and the squished people.
Whst cheerful has happened today? I' m having a portrait put online this has cheered me up.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:01,
241 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
I'm relatively chipper today.
I'm working late, but og is cooking for me to make up for it. She's a cracking cook, I am looking forward to it.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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cooking for me to makeing cook whore
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:38,
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I'll be happy come hometime.
Someone even interrupted me when I had a gob-full of sandwich. Which is usually my second favourite part of the day.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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Did you spit it out onto their forehead then lick it back up?
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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No, I was just a bit shorter with them than usual.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:15,
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I hope you at least held up one finger while you chewed, then went 'yes?'
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:17,
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a guy who tried to woo me once drew a portrait of me
after many many other lies were uncovered, i found it online years later, entitled "[HISNAME] NEVER PAID ME FOR THIS!"
the cheeky cunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:06,
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Bert?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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nah
these lies were epic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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But you're a her aren't you?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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Now 'she' is
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:08,
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^TGGI
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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I have been in full time employment for 1 year today, after a turbulent couple of years beforehand.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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were you dole scum?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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For 6 months, yes, after being after redundant. I was on 'short time' for a year and a half before that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:08,
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fuck me, I'd go mad vbeing unemployed for 6 months
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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I did.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MAD TO NOT WORK HERE...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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Well, I say went mad, I mean I wasted a large portion of my life which ended up having extremely detrimental effects on my personal life and finances trying to be loyal to a company who after ten years fucked me off like I was nothing.
See also; my ex LOL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:16,
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See Also: b3ta sign up.
It's all down from here man.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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woohoo!
employment rights!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:08,
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WORKING 50+ HOURS A WEEK PLUS 10-20 HOURS ON TRAINS! YESSSS!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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at least you're getting your money's worth on the trains
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:15,
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I know. The £13k I have spent in 366 days on trains is worth every penny.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:17,
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just buy a train man
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:26,
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I must have at least paid for my own seat by now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:40,
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Grats dude!
Having a job is awful! But necessary
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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Thankyou Theoban. To clarify I have always worked full time for the last 15 years apart from when it was out of my control.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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When you were signed off for being a mental?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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YES EXACTLY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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you should send Martin some advice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:14,
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I thought this was M-dog when he first started posting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:17,
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Whodatden?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:17,
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Former poster who shares your initials and possibly some other aspects of your life.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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He sounds KEWL
You must have been bitterly disappointed that I was an hakshull real new person
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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ALSO TO CLARIFY
I have never been signed off for being 'mental'. Or ever been signed off.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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I'm afraid it is on the internet now, so must be true.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Oh okay, forget I said anything, I'm still learning the rules.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:52,
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Martin 32 from Norwich telecommunications engineer, bender, depressive and lover of sadcore bands such as "poetry of the dammed" and "black soul juggling trick"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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SchweeeEEET
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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Nowt cheerful has happened to me today, but I'm fairly cheerful
Looking forward to me evening, gonna watch some MAD telly, get me JIMJAMS on, shit be WACK yo
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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oh man can I come over?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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only if you bring COCOA
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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COCOA cloaca
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:15,
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yeah that too, for the post Veronica Mars buggery
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:17,
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the Veronica what now?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:19,
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VERONICA MARS man don't pretend you don't know it
high school student becomes private eye to investigate high school crimes? It's TOTES kawaii! ^__^
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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i genuinely have never heard of it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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I haven't actually seen it, but it's been recommended to me
I'll watch owt though
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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t ls fucking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:28,
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ars +oser
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:21,
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it's not a sleepover without a drop of scat
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:27,
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I wish I was COOL like Theoban.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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I dunno man I feel I'm not that cool anymore
I'll be 150% more cooler though when I win the WARMACHINE CROWN at GAELCON in two weekends
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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This is why you ARE cool
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:18,
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GAYLCON
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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I'm sleeping in a room with two other guys, you're damned right
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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You done a DELETE but I saw, DR FROG saw.....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:34,
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I FELT I WAS GETTING TOO REAL
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:36,
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I saw and saved it for use against you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:38,
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I just said my ridiculous nerd distractions kept me from being suicidal man
I can admit that
This is a safe place
SAFE PLACE
SAFE
PLACE
hold me
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:40,
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I like you Theoban. Your self deprecating ways amuse me, that's why I think you are a COOL PERSON.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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* GROOMING ALERT *
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Bored of Rory and 'Bill Clay'
I have a new muse.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:51,
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I'm in a good mood today. I think this is due to being with micro all weekend and again yesterday afternoon.
At one point she grabbed me really tight and said with real pride
my daddy. Ace.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:17,
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This morning me and my mate attended an audition for a major TV game show
and we fucking rocked. Should hear by the end of the month whether they want us for filming.
Beat that, internet.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:19,
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If it's Pointless, I'll consider watching.
Otherwise I don't care.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:21,
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plinky plonky winky wonky dinky kronkey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:21,
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Haha oh man, that Noddy Holder joke is something else.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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It is indeed Pointless.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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I hope Armstrong is rude to you because you're scottish.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:26,
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+ cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:27,
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Well I've heard of Stretch Armstrong...
I take it Cunt Armstrong was some kind of post-watershed thing?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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Born in England askshullly, you southern woofter
Plus our USP is that I have been told many times that I look like him.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:29,
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OUr lord and saviour Jesus Chriust?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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Not Him, him.
You bent spastic.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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Kroney?
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:36,
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TV's Pointless!
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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See above
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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If it's Family Fortunes pop Vernon Kaye in the eye ta
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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A letting agent just called me by my first name, nothing odd about that except...
I'm pretty sure I never told her it...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:27,
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your secret identity is known to everyone
face it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:28,
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good job I'm leaving really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:28,
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you'll be back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:29,
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mabbe, on the commutes etc
mabbe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:29,
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i give it a week
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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you cling onto that flicker of hope sweet cheeks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:31,
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OH GOD DONT LEAVE US NAKERS :''''(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:31,
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Who'll be the best one here
we'll need some sort of fight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:32,
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Whoever wins will redefine the term "best one"
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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grade inflation
Broken Briton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:36,
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Soz yeah I told her
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:29,
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Tell me too so me and nakers can be facebook buddies.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:33,
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secruity has now been tightened
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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So your status update would indicate
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:37,
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He won't be my friend :'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:37,
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the internet told me he had been stalking me
his exhausted cock must look like a cheesy wotsit by now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:39,
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He's been stalking me, too.
Wanking over my car, or sutin
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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that ent bird shit mate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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:( I feel used.
I didn't stalk you have some respect.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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probably best if you don't look in the glove box
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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pffft
you posted naked pics of yourself wallowing on your bed in your profile!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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I MEANT ON LINKEDIN!
WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE?!?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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being nosey innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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ANYWAY I WASN'T NAKED
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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It was obviously supposed to look like you were, which is pretty traj.
Dunno how you managed to still look ginger after you'd run it through a photoshop sepia filter, mind. That takes skill.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:48,
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you were titillating sweaty internetters
can you imagine what they've done with/over those photos...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:49,
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i was showing my friend how frizzy my hair went in the caribbean
GOD!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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And then put it in your b3ta profile.
Because that's how you share photos with your friends, apparently.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Is there still a b3ta hot or not page?
That was lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:58,
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Probably somewhere on the internet, yeah.
the Hot or Not site, I reckon.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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I can see why your manager gets so many complaints about your attitude
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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THAT WAS A DIFFERENT PICTURE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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Oh, you put a different naked bed wallowing picture on your b3ta profile.
Right. Soz.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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that one was just a face shot!
of course it was naked. isn't your face naked RIGHT NOW?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:07,
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It was the worst attempt at Katy Perry style "sexy" I've ever seen.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:11,
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yeah yeah yeah
don't make me dig out very old gazzes from you on the point...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:22,
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Typical swipe
Runs out of sea room and falls back on one of three tired old favourites.
1 "You're not getting any"
2 "You have a tiny cock"
3 "I shall make vague threats about my nebulous gaz archive"
Yawn, new material please!
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:25,
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"friend"
yeah
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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just because i have some
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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I have five.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:01,
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^^ defensive
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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they I
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:56,
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Facebook occasionally suggests to me that I might know you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:48,
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really? i don't think you've ever come up and i DO KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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We have four mutual friends
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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me!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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I know his full name
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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There isn't a prize, you know?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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The internet is such a grass sometimes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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You can all be my friend
https://www.facebook.com/Theoban
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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no one likes the fat guy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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The other guys are so cool though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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You don't look Oirish at all.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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You're greek? I thought you were Irish!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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haha I fooled you all, that is not my profile it's just someone else who's used Theoban
hahaha what fools you are now
hahahahahaha
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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I DIDN'T CLICK ON IT!
HA!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:44,
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you're the foolest of all
for not viewing that guy's ace profile
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:44,
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He looks to have a great life.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Every day of his life is liquid gold, filled with a cavalcade of sex with ladies the like of which none of us can even imagine
And them rice in leaves things
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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vine leaves taste like shit, there, I've said it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:47,
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you offend my greek heritage
I'm telling golden dawn about you
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:48,
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This is a good game!
https://www.facebook.com/HIM.JIM
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:50,
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https://www.facebook.com/Kroney
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:51,
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Both of you should know how to post a link properly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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I know how.
I didn't. There's a difference.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:56,
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subthread of the day here.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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There isn't one for me :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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Unless...
www.facebook.com/tangledHow cool am I?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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Also, why has everyone in Greece named themselves after one of us?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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They want to replace us
Fuck up their own country, come over here, then BE us
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Isn't your country in a similar state...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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IT'S GETTING BETTER
CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER CELTIC TIGER
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:28,
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facebook.com/robfairholme
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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is that ringo?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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dunno whats facebook?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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check out my guns!
www.facebook.com/bomber.harris :-O
www.facebook.com/nakedape
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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BTK
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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wot?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:56,
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Better than Kronkey
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Not me!!
https://www.facebook.com/geordiejay
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:07,
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https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553515555
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:08,
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Hahaaaa!!
Fuck off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:14,
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Haha, you fucking cunt.
www.facebook.com/Gonzo
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:23,
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Is your first name 'mister'?
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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DAMMIT HGOW DO YOU ALL GUESS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:31,
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I finally finished cross checking a list of every case name we have had for the last three months
My eyes are bonged well and truly.
Now I can give you lot some attention.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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If you had a case a day, that's only 90 names.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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for the whole company
Hundreds, I tell ye!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:07,
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Fair enough.
Carry on.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:09,
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*unzips*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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Wore you down eventually!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:07,
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I have a hangover.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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I have a hard on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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Lucky me.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05,
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Leave my car alone :(
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05,
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Little Willie John's less successful etc etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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PUB!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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RESTAURANT!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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HA PUB BEATS RESTAURANT
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LOOOSER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05,
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Look at your sig.
You GRASS!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:09,
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i tell you you can't trust this Frog guy
hw pushed someone in front of a train earlier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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your next for a train squish bummer harris if that is your real name?
(It aint I know we all know)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:21,
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can I email 30mg of file son one email?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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I dunno, can you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:20,
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Emailing that much is going to create quite the filing task once it's all printed off.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:22,
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milligrams?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:29,
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Well, looks like I'm on the slow descent towards sadship Enterprise captaincy again
she's off to a party. Everybody knows that if you don't keep the little woman in a suffocating grip of neediness they run off and leave you, just like CHompy found out. Should have hung on tighter, that guy.
Just warning you all for when I bloo bloo and call Rory a dick and flounce 4EVA, guys.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:30,
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Everybody fucked off home eh?
It's ok, uncle Theo will keep this place warm
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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Alright meladdo.
What's the hap-haps in Theoville this fine* day?
*shit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:59,
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The hapitty hap is that it's been fairly dull, might go for a shit in a few minutes
That'll be the highlight of this nothing of a day
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Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:02,
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A good dump can make a day.
Take your time.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:03,
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When are you off to see Culture Shock hippy?
I've got a few gigs lined up this month, Dubsex reunion should be good. Halloween night. And local band During December.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:02,
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Saturday night. Can't wait.
Motorhead a couple of weeks later too, as long as Lemmy is well enough.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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Shit, is he ill?
Thought the fucker was indestructible.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:13,
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I'M STILL HERE.
Three hours to go unless we bag an early finish for the England match
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:06,
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Alright Benny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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I'm cheered by the sales I've made today
This will mean I'll be sorting out more financials soon. This is a good thing.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:02,
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