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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Weekend plans?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:56, 175 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Gig tonight
That's about it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Fuck! ive just remember its friday. what a fucken score!
youre alright you are battered
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Going up north.
That doesn't actually mean 'Tottenham' you parochial pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)
How far north? Don't forget to not visit Dozer if you're in York.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Or me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I can confirm that I will definitely be not visiting Dozer or that gay cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Excellent news.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I'm the gay cunt?
Cunt yes, gay no
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I think he meant GeordieJay.
When are you coming down to London again?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
*takes red cross off door*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I've no idea but I'll let the troops know in plenty of time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)
well. its my last weekend as a baysh virgin so i s'pose i should commemorate it somehow

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Pub.
Now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)
well if you insist

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Quiet weekend for me.
I'll do some jobs on the car and play some video games and finally sort out my CV.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
+ bie

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
what birds do on your windscreen

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
snail trails?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Pose for sexy pictures in hotpants and crop tops?
I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
JESUS
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jobbie
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I have Boyce coming round for lunch at mine on Sunday. I suspect booze may become involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
*phones morgue*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Oh right, nice.
Cheers. I'm busy, but thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I'm not cooking escargot or frog legs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Wine, mates, beer, kitchen remodeling.
Not necessarily in that order
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Curry + wine this evening
I miscounted last week - 11 years with Mrs Cow as of today. It'll never last

LOTS of lovely overtime available this weekend. With good luck and a prevailing wind I can double my wages this month
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Pub without drinking.
What a load of shit. I'm going to get loaded up on homemade wine before I go
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Why no drinking at a pub?
That's like going to a brothel for a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

l r
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
That ruins the whole fucking point
of designated drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Be a man, for God's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
After meeting you I find it hard to compete with a specimen such as yourself
Your mere presence made me feel 85% less manly in comparison to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Bills, food, weed, drink, films, telly,

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
destiny's child's zzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM 'BILL CLAY'S' FOOD WEED DRINK FILMS AND TELLY

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
All left on the path by the council, you really should look at the sticker on your bin more carefully

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Cinema tonight,meal then hopefully sex.
Do I have to pay? Not for the sex but the foreplay of film and grub.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
A fine romance
kfc and a gobjob
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Laying some paving slabs, woohoo
It doesn't get more exciting than this, folks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I am painting stair panelling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
The Maddie police are closing in!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
But officer, she wanted to lie under there

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
5am Barry kitchen floor buried under patio lols

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Wedding on Sunday in a Holiday Inn.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Chompy finally found happiness :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Logged in to say
ZING
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I notice the Bible doesn't mention the day when God invented days.
Creationism = flawed from the outset
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Are memory foam bed things any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
They are VERY comfy but you sweat like Savile on a 14 year old

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
^
No airflow
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Bit marmite I think
We like ours but have heard some people don't get on with them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I just got a mattress topper for mine.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Love the pillows though

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
They bite down nice, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Ask YD

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
bit hard. Hurts your teeth

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
hahahaha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
That's what I'm looking at.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
It does add to the comfort.
I have a foam mattress anyway so it's comfy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I've just ordered one from Amazon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Can't stand foam mattresses.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)
*shrugs*
Don't sleep in my bed then?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
How rude

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)
The Police really let themselves down towards the end

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Two POTD and an LTI
I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
GTAV, bikes, Horniman Market
bikes, burgers, birthday party with an axe present.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Off to meat liquor?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
No, he's off to lick her meat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
5 Guys
Gotta try 'em all!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Horniman Market?!
Is this gay slang?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Should be!
www.horniman.ac.uk/visit/events/horniman-farmers-market
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)
the museum there is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)
You should know
You've just been added as an exhibit... HEYOOOO
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:12, Reply)
I mended my phone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Beer, mates, DIY, records, cooking, supermarket, chores, pub.
Probs squeeze in some cheese at some point.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
LAD

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
#FEET

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
innit bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
yer, that too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I don't need luck, but fanx anyway bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
*playafives*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
innit doe
Maybz a bit of super sharp shooting some super sharp shots.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Check it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)
nah, just got that Daniel Avery album.
Going to fire up the 1210s.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I had 1200s but wished I got 1210s :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)
1210s are way cooler

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)
silver was the closest I could get to mirror

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)
true
I have black Technics slipmats.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)
oh yer and buying some whisky
Probs a nice Glenfarclas or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
That's the only spirit I can't do.
Unless it's a bourbon
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Easy brown?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
bourbon is distinct to whisky
Different grain, shorter cask time and they use new casks each time. It's a completely different drink.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Chocolate too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)
is this a cask/barrel joke?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)
"A barrel and a half in every glass."
Fucking big glasses though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I'm reading it as racist.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
typical honky

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)
*alerts Daily Mail*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)
*alerts males daily*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Puppy walking
cake eating
pimms drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)
That is a good weekend

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
should be good
also got to write a story and get a nerf gun back together.

How are you, Cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I'm tired but looking forward to an extended period of fuck all tonight
involving hot curries and wine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
i misread taht as 'fucking all night'

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Decorating, tip runs, shit TV, same old shit
*sigh*

can't wait till next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:35, Reply)
not posting on b3ta, gig tomorrow, lunch with a queer on Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Coming home tomoz.
Last full day today. Sad tiems.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)
where are you, I wasn't paying attention

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Paperwork
Grimsby fish and chips.
Daughter's birthday
and some cuddles.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I'll give your daughter a nice "struggle cuddle"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:11, Reply)
funny, that's all I get too.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Haha.
I love northern fish and chips. Proper f n c.

Do you still have to specify you DON'T want mushy peas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Yes, I get garden peas and a strange look.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:20, Reply)

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